50 Shower Thoughts That Were Funny Until You Realized They Were Technically True (New Pics)

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On those nights I stay up too late, because I know I don’t have to get up and go to work in the morning.

The company doesn't seem to realize how thoroughly they were burned here.

I'll try that. 05:17 UK time and the cats are guarding me while I whimper with self-pity because sciatica is a beech!

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I wish my Mum would have admitted that she just found me in the bin. I was actually quite happy there. People throw away cool stuff to play with all the time.

In the old days we had to show our baggage claim ticket to a 'guard' who would check it to the bag we were taking with us. Apparently airports are only allotted so many 'guards' and moved them all to the beginning of the terminals.

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I didn't realize what my online order must have looked like to the guy who brought it out until I saw him trying and failing to hide a smile. My order was prep for a colonoscopy - two industrial strength laxatives and a 48-roll bale of toilet paper. You were right to be smiling, my guy.

That's a classy way to do that. Obviously the first step, but kind to give folks the chance to not embarrass themselves further.

I'm a bit leery about brains in general. You know those scientific/medical articles that say the brain is the most important organ in the human body? Isn't that exactly what a brain would have you write?

Same with wasps and bees. "Look, d****t, there is a large open thing there called a window, you flew through it, now fly out!!"

I can only apologies, don't down vote me but that wasn't the "toys" that first came into my head.

Me, I just say it out loud. Loudly.

Weeeeeee!

Honestly… this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

They’re preparing you for the workplace, where the same thing happens.

Or a dog, or a cat that is kīlled!

Hey…..I’m going to try this!

I like it.

Oh wow, who’s coming? Taylor swift?

What is the bottom half of a mermaid? It can't be a fish, because fish tails are vertical and their bodies move side-to-side when they swim, yet mermaids have always been depicted with horizontal tails and swim with an up-and-down motion, like mammals. However, mammals have smooth skin, often with hair but mermaids are always scaly like fish. Discuss.

It certainly depends on whether you have that money or not. "How to I get $100 quickly" is a different question than "let's order some frivolous s**t from Amazon for $100".

Also what a waste of opportunity that not every hearing person is speaking Esperanto

You must live in the USA.

I'm in

Far too many people believe this and it needs to stop.

They look like little pillows!

My 12yo is the opposite. They HATE tomato based sauces (yes, even pizza!) but LOVE raw tomatoes. I have to buy 3 things of cherry tomatoes: one for each of my kids (they'll eat a whole container ina single sitting if I don't pay attention!) and one for meals!

And it doesn't help when the only song you know is Baby Shark.

No, we don't. We also won't spend that kind of money on whatever those are.

Not mine. I'm not exactly photogenic 😂

Cats groom their claws with their teeth actually. Although it's more removing the old shells than trimming them. The most annoying thing is when a shell gets stuck in their teeth and then they're walking around doing all sorts of crazy movements with their tongue, until you help them.

Frank Grimes, or "Grimey" as he liked to be called, beat you to this one.

Hot flash

My dearest friend (RIP Jeannie, I love you and miss you everyday) used to call my house the next day after a night of carousing that she did not attend, and ask who was at my house with me. She would show up at my house about an hour later with fast food burgers, fries and cokes for all of us. She said our retelling of the previous night's antics, our banter and humor, brought her joy and was ample payment for the food she brought. I am crying as I type this. Later, I realized that she was at the was beginning of the illness, unknown and undiagnosed at that time, that eventually caused her untimely death. No one is truly gone, if, and when, you remember them.

An artist wrote this

I hope he messes his diaper big time and makes a mess on that gun.

They drink blood not milk so no. They're obviously mosquitoes.

Being, part Irish, part scottish, and part Native American (all peoples used to living on a starvation diet in ancient times) my metabolism is super efficient. I could literally live on a small bowl of rice and a daily vitamin. Which would be great if there was a famine but sucks when you try to lose weight. (And DOUBLE sucks when you love food!)

Nah that's deliberate

To keep your a**s off the vinyl

They look like toaster pastries, lol.

I think my city is still at that stage 😅 We have only one 50-floors high building, everything else is below 25.

But If we don't sleep enough there's an even higher chance we won't fell like waking up, so

But we keep doing all those color based tests on Bored Panda!

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Those nails . . . . . . . .

Sounded so wonderful in theory, was pretty disappointing in reality. Meh.

Ohhh I can’t I’m allergic

My lil bro started balding in his 20s. All my brothers got married before me. Aaaaah. I'm a pariah. XD jkjk I'm good.

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moo

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Everybody deserves dogs and w e e d.

EATUM UP EATUM UP EATUM UP

Roman numerals enter the chat. I, II, III, IIII.

That's supposed to be orange drink.