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50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August
For good or ill, anyone with some basic literacy (even the slightest amount will suffice, unfortunately) and an internet connection can reach everyone else who meets these two conditions. The result is an ocean of absolutely horrible “content” that no one really cares about, but, like the million monkeys typing away for a million years, sometimes something interesting shows up.
We’ve gathered some of the funniest tweets from X this August and humbly brought them before you today to enjoy. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, debate if you should still even call it X and add your own thoughts to the comments section down below.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
My Daughters find me..quaint. "Why don't you get a laptop?".."Yeah, no" my desk top is just fine, thanks.
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The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
I have one of those toilet lights. When I go pee at night, it starts out as red then it’s yellow then blue then purple then green, etc. Just makes it all worth being roused from my slumber by my bladder.
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Been living my entire 2025 with this mentality. I’m the dumbest person I know so at times if I’m given sweets or my favourite foods then I feel extrememly guilty as I haven’t done anything to warrant having them
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driedgrapes 1 year ago
If I did not personally know someone who stays calm and works through the emergency, I would not believe such people really exist.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
The girl who hated me in 8th grade came to my mom's wake thirty-four years later and still hated me.
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George Costanza 1 year ago
Easy solution - just get normal protein from actual foods that have natural protein in them. Not some gross, processed dessert-tasting bar that is far worse for you.
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
I don't care about the Bond movies, but I think Tom Hiddleston would make a great James Bond.
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Nico di anglo-solace 1 year ago
I asked the wood spirits and they said stop listening to fūcking ai
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The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Too late; she has a very close collaboration with Travis Kelce
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Jeremy James 1 year ago
My laundromat in New Orleans made you buy something from the attached restaurant in order to use the ATM for free. The restaurant sold daiquiris in gallon or half-gallon jugs. I always got banana.
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The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
People that allow themselves to be “influenced” by anyone that calls themselves an “influencer” are the real problem.
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Dragons Exist 1 year ago
I wonder why BP keeps posting these posts of Twitter screenshots - some of them are good, but there's a clear difference between BP's humor and Twitter's humor, given that there are tweets here with hundreds of thousands of likes in Twitter but only a few upvotes on BP (and some with negative votes here but tens of thousands of likes on Twitter)
Dragons Exist 1 year ago
I wonder why BP keeps posting these posts of Twitter screenshots - some of them are good, but there's a clear difference between BP's humor and Twitter's humor, given that there are tweets here with hundreds of thousands of likes in Twitter but only a few upvotes on BP (and some with negative votes here but tens of thousands of likes on Twitter)
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