June. Jeez. Some would say it’s been nothing short of a global disaster. You’d be forgiven for wanting to stay off the internet this month to avoid the constant bombardment of bad news.
But those who braved the socials might have noticed that among the chaos were glimmers of hope for humanity in the form of epic humor. Many, as usual, could be found on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.
If you missed them, don't worry. As always, Bored Panda has put together a list of the top funny tweets of the month. They prove that despite the horrors of the world, people will always find a way to lift each other up with a good dose of laughter. Kick back, take a few deep breaths and keep scrolling to cleanse your aura before another month of madness begins.
We also look back at this month's (almost-forgotten) explosive social media feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and remember the hilarious reactions from the online peanut gallery. You'll find that between the pics.
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Nathaniel? Granddad? Can any of you across the pond confirm or deny this?
Hey, i'm 5'8 and my 6'1 bf sits on my lap and he is like an adorable little puppy. Own your height!!
Having worn glasses since the age of six and needing them to see, I cannot relate to that. If the glasses aren't on my face they are in only one of three places (if they aren't in one of those places I have a difficult time seeing to find them, thus the putting them in only 3 places). How about the one about walking into a room and forgetting why you went there?
Has he at LEAST been cleaning out all the coins? Wasted opportunity otherwise.
He's laughing at you because you're driving on the wrong side of the road!! ::raises fists in pugilist stance, awaiting the first retaliatory salvo of WWIII that she just began with that comment:: XD
Context is needed. Is the wedding at a commune in Oregon? If so, perfect dress.
This is why I go to police auctions. At least there they will tell you the car was owned by criminals.
I have occasionally been known to get in an elevator, press the button for the floor I'm already on, then stand there wondering why it's not going anywhere.
I used to boast I was the best worker in my department (I was the only one). I put smarter than the average bear on a review.
My current record is 2 managers fired over this 😊 don’t send unsolicited nudes to your coworkers, friends!
As heard on "Wait,Wait": "It's a breast enhancement/bandage company."
No wait for real - my friend wanted me to join our local “running club” with her. They meet 2-3 times a week and do this run on this trail which is a perfect loop circuit around our town. But it costs $50 a month to join. I asked her what would happen if I just showed up and ran behind them 😂 (I didn’t, I support what they’re trying to do, but still haha)
Shower... curtain? People normally get to have shower curtains?! XD My mom installed completely-clear plate glass doors on all the showers in the house years ago. Zero privacy. It's not even frosted glass. Just totally clear glass. It's unhinged. XD
Kinda like the guy who got lacerated at work, (rural area) drove 25 miles to the company doctor and decided to have a couple weed hits on the way. Bad decision as they d**g tested him for work comp claim.
Aw man I haven’t flown a kite in decades. Remember that feeling? 😊 getting it up in the air felt like such an accomplishment
Ha, same for me, and I'm not even genetically related to them, I'm adopted, but somehow still ended up with the worst of their traits mixed together XD
I remember being maybe 7 or 8 and finding a box of VHS tapes shoved in the very back of my parents' closet in their bedroom upstairs. I was a very nosy child and I was always poking into the places I wasn't supposed to be (this is also how I discovered I am adopted, lol.) The VHS tapes all had labels that were written in my dad's handwriting. I remember there was "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas". Did I watch them, you ask...? Let's just say it's been over three decades, but I could still sing you the theme song to "Deep Throat".
Okay, so, I've been hearing the ice cream truck again lately since it's summer now. It hasn't rolled through my neighborhood at a time when I've been at home yet, but I'll catch it if it kills me. My only problem is that I haven't carried cash for a while now XD I wonder if the ice cream truck dude carries Squarepay or something nowadays...
Google to my rescue: “The term "kids in holes" likely refers to the characters in the book and movie "Holes" by Louis Sachar. In the story, a group of juvenile delinquents are sent to Camp Green Lake, a work camp in the Texas desert, where they are forced to dig holes every day. The protagonist, Stanley Yelnats, is wrongly convicted of a crime and sent to the camp.”
I’m convinced California’s electrical grid is hooked up to Jobs and they power the whole state by making him spin in his grave
Jokes on you, my bf lost his hair as a teenager and is still bald today HA. He’s also handsome as heck.
I can’t eat clam chowder any more, because once I dated a guy who I was EXTREMELY attracted to and was trying to impress - we drank way too much one night and fell asleep at his, and I was super hungover when we woke up. Trying not to puke while having a coffee with him and trying to figure out a cool way of leaving ASAP without seeming weird (long story but trust me). He decided to make us clam chowder for breakfast, with a side of reheated soggy slimy leftover zucchini 🥲 I’ve never been so nauseous in my life.
Labubu’s just seem like the latest thing some marketing exec came up with and said “omg we can make people desperate to pay hundreds of dollars for these useless plushies if we market them right” and everyone fell for it
As I understand it, DisplayPort is looking to replace HDMI. Apparently, it has some technical advantages over HDMI, but I expect HDMI to hang on for quite some time. In other news, be glad you don't have Chinchillas. They *LOVE* to floss with ANY kind of cable - and they have opposable thumbs and are nocturnal! Our two ate through three network backbones (CAT6), some coax, and were working hard on a couple of PC Power Cords before we caught them just in time.
Many of these had me muttering "What?" to myself, but I suppose if you're a youngster they make sense!
Many of these had me muttering "What?" to myself, but I suppose if you're a youngster they make sense!
