We all know that we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s on the inside that counts! But sometimes, it’s really hard to look past the exterior, especially if it features some absolutely terrible artwork.
Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the worst examples of the book cover art the world has ever seen. From cringey illustrations to photos that have nothing to do with the actual plot, it’s clear that being a great writer doesn’t mean that someone also has a great eye for art. Enjoy scrolling through these hilarious books, and remember to upvote the images that you can’t help but giggle at!
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Crime And Punishemt - Fyodor Dostoevsky
But... You're A Horse - Jon Bon Pony
The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
How To Let Bro Know That You Want To Be More Than Friends - B. J. Nomnom
Gumby 50 Shades Of Clay - Papercut
The Odyssey - Homer
Loved The Book But Hated This Cover As A Kid
The Annotated Pride And Prejudice - Jane Austen
La Metamorfosis By Kafka
Told My Spouse How Much I Love Terrible Book Covers And He Insisted I Show My Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
The Master And Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov
The rest is ok, but they butchered poor Behemoth! He was my favorite character too!
The Iliad - Homer
What A Gem
Is... is that meant to be Legolas? Wearing a cowboy hat with a feather?
A Hero Of Our Time - Mikhail Lermontov
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
That's actually the cover for a book called "Morning Glory Milking Farm: a Monster Bait Romance". It's about a company that milks male minotaurs and sells the, er, product. Yes, it is somehow marketed as a "romance" book, because one of the facility's employees falls in love with one of the clients. Yes, I have read the book XD
The Brothers Karamazon - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Those look more like the Property Brothers than the Brothers Karamazov XD
The Girl Next Door - Jack Ketchum
This looks like a glorious 90s-era Goosebumps/Bone Chillers-esque cover. Nothing wrong here. It's not bad, it's perfect XD
The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo - Adam Roberts
Coplete Works Of Oscar Wilde
"His last name is Wilde, so he must write about wild stuff...right?"
The Picture Of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
Do You Want To Play With My Balls? - The Cifaldi Brothers
Anne Frank's Diary - Anne Frank
Pride And Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Pig's Head, Part 1 - Demetri Paul
On Wheels - John Jakes
Time Swirl (Binky Book 1) - John Pirillo
Texting Mr. Right - Diane Dean White
So, since she's clearly texting someone else, and not the man on the left, does that mean he's not Mr. Right? XD
How To Contact Space People - Ted Owens
Answer To Job - Carl Jung
Very surreal. I like it. Jung's argument is that Job was more moral than God because God was "incited by Satan to torment Job without justification”. The cheese grater is a nice metaphor for torment.
The Age Of Innocence - Edith Wharton
Firestarter - Stephen King
It's in Swedish. It is, however, NOT the IKEA version of "Firestarter" ;) Eld = fire. Född = born
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Sportin’ A ‘Tude - Patsy Clairmont
Frankenstein: Or The Modern Prometheus - Mary Shelley
Frankenstein, Or The Modern Prometheus - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Children Of The Lambs: An Old Myth Brought To Life By Rogue Science! - John Aalborg
If the cover was any good then nobody, literally nobody, would buy the book.
Adolf - Osamu Tezuka
All Change: Winston Can Hardly Wait For Puberty - Roger Day
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
Very Bold
The marketing team, none of whom ever read the book, said, "Skin sells, and Lilith is a woman. Go for it.".
Demons - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Eagle Bird One (The Voyage To Save The Earth) - Charles Hinton
Daughter Of Smoke & Bone - Laini Taylor
The Demon's Lexicon - Sarah Rees Brennan
The model reminds me of Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent in Smallville. Picture to follow.
La Morte Sous Les Glycines - Harry Street
The Grooming Of Alice - Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Gabi, A Girl In Pieces - Isabel Quintero
The Portrait Of Dorian Gray (Brazilian Edition)
The Picture of Dorian Gray is the name. Not portrait… caption-writer, bad cover notwithstanding.
That Is Some Cover
Isis: The Beauty Myth - Shawn James
Little Friend - Tartt Donna
This Gives Me Nightmares
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
I mean, that's probably kind of what they looked like during the practice battles, but maybe not so cutesy? XD
Romeo And Juliet - William Shakespeare
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street - George Dibdin Pitt
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm pretty sure this was the actual cover when I read this in high school, circa 1986. Looked it up, survey says . . . YUP! Oh, look at that - source is amazon
Boy Wonder: My Life In Tights - Burt Ward
From goodreads: "As Robin, the Boy Wonder in the popular "Batman" television series -- still seen in every television U.S. and abroad -- Burt Ward has become a durable cult figure recognized the world over. In his book he describes how a 21-year-old former part-time real estate agent coped with the overnight transition to world-wide recognizable male s e x symbol." So, the cover seems accurate, package and all.
Blood Meridian - Cormac Mccarthy
Hmm. Some of these covers appear to be obvious jokes. Some of them are very good. The French Tolkien covers are crimes against art and literature.
My pet peeve are SF novels with beautiful space art put on them that has nothing to do with the contents.
Hmm. Some of these covers appear to be obvious jokes. Some of them are very good. The French Tolkien covers are crimes against art and literature.
My pet peeve are SF novels with beautiful space art put on them that has nothing to do with the contents.
