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IDidntChooseReality • upvoted 35 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

“Evil Buildings”: 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Constructions From Around The World

You will be the target

“Evil Buildings”: 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Constructions From Around The World

Ai generated for sure

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

100% I would watch this!

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Again, like I said to others, this list, not this post, mention anything about women being the only ones to do it. It simply asked about things that men don't like when a woman does. That does not mean men don't do it as well. It is not an attack on women.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

The question was essentially "guys, what turns you off?" It wasn't "name something only women do." Nobody said any of these things were exclusive to one gender.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

My mom lmao

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Baby talk. Coming on like "I'm a bad baby girl, daddy" and whatever you choose to extrapolate from that.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

It's the female equivalent of a dude calling themselves an "Alpha Male". Instant red flag.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Guy, "So, what did I say/do wrong to upset you?" Either *silence* or "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you"

50 Times People Were Shamed Online For Being Idiots

Canada>>>

50 Times People Were Shamed Online For Being Idiots

Jesus christ that's super scary what the f**k

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

That sounded very ominous to me

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

The people in the Titan sub weren't

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

Good point, look at Biden.

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

The fact you made a joke and had to defend yourself while telling the joke sums up Society in 2023

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

I also have dark sense of humor, I upvote you!

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

Please, do not feel like you have to justify your sense of humour! I'm quite sure I'm not the only person who appreciated your comment lol!

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

My humor is so dark it could be picking cotton

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

And I'm loving the dark humour!

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

Sorry should I stop am I bothering you

50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

Took my shower; wanna see? https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Took-my-shower-wanna-see-64a5c2d19577e.jpg

50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

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50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

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50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

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50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

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IDidntChooseReality • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

since when

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

since when

“Evil Buildings”: 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Constructions From Around The World

You will be the target

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

That sounded very ominous to me

50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

Sorry should I stop am I bothering you

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IDidntChooseReality • submitted 6 new posts 2 years ago

Show Off Your Most Creative Commander Deck In Magic The Gathering

Need More Dating Advice...

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Does Anyone Want To Have A Serious Conversation About Something That's Bothering You?

Anime Recommendations Based On What I've Already Seen Please :)

Show Me The Most Unexplainable Pic On Your Phone

Anyone Really Good At Very Specific Dating Advice

IDidntChooseReality • submitted 20 list additions 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Small Mistakes That Became Big Out Of A Sudden?

Hey Pandas! What Is Something That Makes You Embarrassed, Or Uncomfortable But Really Shouldn't?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Tips For Getting Over A Breakup? (Closed)

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Show Off Your Most Creative Commander Deck In Magic The Gathering

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What’s A Picture That You Wanted To Post?

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IDidntChooseReality • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

since when

“Evil Buildings”: 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Constructions From Around The World

You will be the target

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

That sounded very ominous to me

50 Iconic Messages That Were Forever Immortalized In Screenshots, Courtesy Of This Group

Sorry should I stop am I bothering you

40 Epic Advertising Fails That Probably Should Have Gotten Someone Fired (New Pics)

Norman Osborne

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

Actually it's being born

30 Facts That People Had A Hard Time Accepting, As Shared In This Online Thread

if hungry then eat

This Twitter Account Collects Images That Raise More Questions Than They Provide Answers, And Here Are 40 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

Body count 💀

‘Squatting Slavs In Tracksuits’: 35 Hilarious Pics And Memes That Hit Too Close To Home If You Grew Up In Eastern Europe

oof

“Just Here To Shame Clothes”: 30 Bizarre Fashion Fails That Ended Up On This Group

"I'm looking at your eyes"

In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account

Jedish fish

50 Epic Children's Product Design Fails That Are So Bad, It's Hard To Believe They Actually Happened

Not nightmare fuel, that's fireplace fuel 💀

50 Of The Most Hilarious Examples Of Mild Vandalism That Should Be Excused From Any Consequences (New Pics)

Seen it irl I think

30 Times People Should Really Not Have Done Any Home Renovation Work Themselves

I kinda think it's cool

Folks Online Are Losing Their Patience Explaining These 40 Things Over And Over Again

Cause all the comments here are legit

Folks Online Are Losing Their Patience Explaining These 40 Things Over And Over Again

High five ✋

40 Cool Phone Cases From All Over The Web

I have a Moto E I'm actually crying

40 Cool Phone Cases From All Over The Web

"read a book get off your phone" "ok mom..."

IDidntChooseReality • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)

Gloria from modern family

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

no offence btw i was just making a joke don't take it personally

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

I’m going to leave out the “it’s a joke” disclaimer for a laugh, we’ll see what happens…

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

because you have a name like Amy

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

Apparently funny looking doesn't count...

Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

It’s not enough to just look and smell funny.

40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

I could see this being on an anti-war punk rock album

40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

C-17

40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

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40 Images That Are So Cool And Unique, You Could Slap Them On The Cover Of Music Albums

When the little middle eastern girl prayed for an angel I don't think this is what she expected

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

since when

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

The question was essentially "guys, what turns you off?" It wasn't "name something only women do." Nobody said any of these things were exclusive to one gender.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

My mom lmao

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Guy, "So, what did I say/do wrong to upset you?" Either *silence* or "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you"

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Yes, but this list is specifically about men noticing things done by women who are trying to make some sort of impression, not about bad people in general.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Baby talk. Coming on like "I'm a bad baby girl, daddy" and whatever you choose to extrapolate from that.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

It's the female equivalent of a dude calling themselves an "Alpha Male". Instant red flag.

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

100% I would watch this!

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