People talk a lot of smack on the internet, and when that happens on social media, then the rest of the world can be fortunate enough to be there to see the glory unfold. From devastating clapbacks to good-natured puns and every other type of delightfully witty reply, a Twitter account called Gems Of Replies is there to document it all - for our benefit.
You know that sensation so many of us get hours after a conversation or argument when we realize - “damn, I should’ve said [X] instead…”? Scrolling through this account is basically the opposite of that as you get to see every moment of glory where someone said exactly what needed to be said.
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Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)
We are water-resistant. If we get submerged in water for more than a few minutes, we get damaged. Something to do with the O2/CO2 exchange mechanism
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What a weird take. I had no idea some people thought umbrellas were a things only kids used.
I don’t even use an umbrella, and I never will. Dunno why people need them, unless they don’t like the rain
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Sometimes it's better to look like a fool and stay dry, than to look like a million bucks and get wet.
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But l don't get her issue with umbrellas..So as an adult you're supposed to get soaked by rain?!!
Nu-uh, everyone knows you that you have to dance around a fire and roll around in volcano ash when Jupiter and Saturn align so you can get your gills and your ID.
Yeah, everyone knows on your 18th birthday you have go swimming in scotchguard
In the 80s as teen I would be teased for having an umbrella for a storm..ok I would look at these long haired concert jean jacket (ladies or men) as fools! I was dry but the were wet to the bone!! I hardly think they had dry clothes by end of the day!
And nobody. Not a single person mentioned that umbrellas can also be used for protection against sun. That's what they were actually invented for. It's even in their name, umbrella, like in "umber, umbra", shade, darkness.
I'd love to go out in the sun with an umbrella but I would never do it cause I'm too self-conscious.
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My wool sweaters shrink when they get wet. How come sheep don't shrink when THEY get wet?
you can't use them if you have a penis. For real - on our trip to PI I was going to get an umbrella because it was raining a fair bit. My local relatives informed me that men do not use umbrellas - only women. So I just walked around and got wet because local customs and such. LOLOLOL. Actually it didn't rain too much. A few days later it cleared up and most of our month long trip was rain free
my dad once tried that with me, men don't use umbrellas, in scorching African sun 89F/32C , Nah thank you, don't want to get sunburn
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People all be grown and forgetting sentence structure and the meaning of words
Is this the same idea as wearing summer shoes and summer trousers/pants in winter, together with a scarf from here to Rovaniemi?
I see "Rovaniemi", I hear "Rock and roll angels bring the hard rock hallelujah"
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I don't use umbrellas; I have an irrational fear of it drawing lightning. I have a Nightmare Before Christmas raincoat.
Never use umbrellas, always have waterproof coat and hood up here where I live. I need my hands free; don't care if my hair gets wet - don't even have a brush or mirror in my purse - usually don't even have a purse on me, lol - aaah, free at last, lol!
If she ever goes to England, her mind will be blown...
Man f**k using it for the rain. I gotta Deadpool parasol I use to keep the sun off my delicate white skin. That is not a joke. I am mostly a grown man
Here's my thoughts and possible explanation of this. I grew up on the Oregon coast, so rai more than not throughout the year.it gets to the point where you only use an umbrella in heavy rain. There's a joke like attitude that you are a sissy if you use one in light rain. I'm wondering if Bianca is from a region like that and trying to make a similar "umbrella sissy" joke, while also thinking the entire world will understand. 🤷♀️
What are we supposed to use in the rain then? The power of prayer? We all know how helpful that is
It depends on the temperature for me. I love to sit out in a warm rain. Bouche would like to remind everyone that rain is sky WET, and therefore is intrinsically evil. Audi is too busy killing a mousie toy to offer his opinion.
Looking like a drowned rat is apparently the must have adult fashion
I want to know how many toddlers, or even more hilarious - teenagers, Bianca's seen in public using an umbrella.
This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao
Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔
My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started
And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison
I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s
I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.
I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man
Thank you BP for having a post that isn't North America or Europe centered. I might not have gotten all the jokes, but instead I got to see a part of the internet that wasn't known to me.
Half of these images are just stuff about india,pakistan and bollywood,Thats why many people are confused.
Better than it being pure USA. If we get exposed to enough Bollywood we'll eventually start understanding the jokes!
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Oh these where such good roasts and more good content more like this please bp
Hey, people are sick of all the USA-centred posts. There's a whole wide world out there, ya know? Other regions have the right to representation.
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Thank you BP for having a post that isn't North America or Europe centered. I might not have gotten all the jokes, but instead I got to see a part of the internet that wasn't known to me.
Half of these images are just stuff about india,pakistan and bollywood,Thats why many people are confused.
Better than it being pure USA. If we get exposed to enough Bollywood we'll eventually start understanding the jokes!
Load More Replies... Oh these where such good roasts and more good content more like this please bp
Hey, people are sick of all the USA-centred posts. There's a whole wide world out there, ya know? Other regions have the right to representation.
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