30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

buuuurrnnn

Aww, it's like a family cremation (please don't come after me, I just have a dark sense of humour - I don't even eat meat)

We are already waterproof 😭

I'd rather look like an idiot with my umbrella than be soaked.

Am I missing something... do we get superpowers of being waterproof when we are grown?

Yeah, everyone knows on your 18th birthday you have go swimming in scotchguard

I live in the ocean so I never needed umbrellas HA

I don't understand why she thinks its odd for adults to use umbrellas.

And nobody. Not a single person mentioned that umbrellas can also be used for protection against sun. That's what they were actually invented for. It's even in their name, umbrella, like in "umber, umbra", shade, darkness.

you can't use them if you have a penis. For real - on our trip to PI I was going to get an umbrella because it was raining a fair bit. My local relatives informed me that men do not use umbrellas - only women. So I just walked around and got wet because local customs and such. LOLOLOL. Actually it didn't rain too much. A few days later it cleared up and most of our month long trip was rain free

People really being grown??????. Clearly no sense of education

Rebelling against all the times mommee made you use one, eh?

I think people stop going outdoors once they reach adulthood.

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Water effects remain the same. But many adults become learning-proof.

LOL

Water resistant! But umbrellas do work in a pinch. And little old ladies can use them for self defense! Umbrella Fu!

Soooooo, she thinks everyone dances around in a daisy covered field when it starts raining?? She's been watching too much Hallmark Channel!

If she ever goes to England, her mind will be blown...

Man f**k using it for the rain. I gotta Deadpool parasol I use to keep the sun off my delicate white skin. That is not a joke. I am mostly a grown man

Maybe she has only seen colorful kid's umbrellas in use?

I wish.....

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I really like this one 😂

Looking like a drowned rat is apparently the must have adult fashion

Pluto is a jilted lover?

Universal healthcare

This never ceases to crack me up. Perfect example of how to screw yourself in 1.5 seconds. Lmao

Just pay for your own meals, why is this so hard for people.

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

Tell it you’re pregnant 😆

Ha!

Honestly, I’m surprised that BP didn’t censor that

That bad huh?

Hmm… maybe dog is cute?

Malory has cracked the system

My life was going pretty well. But then suddenly I got pushed through a tiny cave. It was cold and bright on the other side. That's the day all my problems started

some of these are so 😘🤌🏻 like dam

Oof!

Bidets are so much better than toilet paper

The only positive aspect of having a cheating ex.

And healthy men don’t pit women against each other in a Madonna/whore comparison

I'm a teenager (not letting my real age online) and I can't see a point in making it to my 20s

Finally maths came into play!

Is that a microscope?

Her forehead is prime advertising space

He's keeping tampons and a phone in there?

Like I said, hey gorgeous

Bloody oath 🙄

I think it depends on the context. My native language is almost dead because people gave English too much priority. Now only villagers and old, established families can speak purely in our language, everyone else tries to talk in as much English as possible.

DAM

I always invite him to my house if my wifi is down! My right hand man