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mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on a post 17 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

When you have those, do not mess with them until you have a nail clippers or similar object. Just pulling at them will not help, only cutting it off.

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Ah, but I'm vaccinated and have yet to die. My hypothesis is that I won't.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I like them in small doses, otherwise they just get to be overwhelmingly sweet (this does not stop me from eating them).

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I liked the twilight books. If you read them expecting them to be good literature, you'd be disappointed. If you read it not as a love triangle, but a vampire werewolf custody battle, it's better.

"Park In Front Of A Bank": 30 People Share Their Best Life Hacks

I'm great with names, so this isn't really an issue for me, but if someone just told me that they were bad with names and couldn't remember mine, I'd by happier to just reintroduce myself than give them my last name.

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

30 People Shared Unusual Things They Can Do Better Than Anybody Else

I've got an excellent memory. I memorized two directs (mock trial) the day before a state competition.

“Dog-Friendly, Child-Free” Pub That’s Been Banning Kids For 11 Years Sparks Heated Debate

While child free places are perfectly fine, dogs in an indoor eating establishment seems like a bad idea. They're a tripping hazard, potential health hazard, and there are plenty of people with allergies.

30 People Shared Unusual Things They Can Do Better Than Anybody Else

I've got an excellent memory. I memorized two directs (mock trial) the day before a state competition.

“Dog-Friendly, Child-Free” Pub That’s Been Banning Kids For 11 Years Sparks Heated Debate

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

The carbonation is what helps. You can make bread using self rising flour and soda, and it's pretty good.

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mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 8 posts 5 days ago

“It’s Amazing”: 40 People Are Sharing Kitchen Tips And Tricks They Learned Throughout The Years

The reason MSG can give some people headaches is that it contains glutamate. While glutamate is a naturally occuring neurotransmitter (like dopamine or serotonin), an excess can cause migraines.

“It’s Amazing”: 40 People Are Sharing Kitchen Tips And Tricks They Learned Throughout The Years

If your location has a farmers market, check it out. You can usually get higher quality produce for cheaper than your average grocery store, and you can taste the difference.

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Closed)

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

30 Fun-Filled Comics That Will Teach You A Thing Or Two About The Cosmos, By This Artist

Fun Fact: In Greek/roman mythology, Phobos and Deimos are the sons of Mars.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I've got a great-uncle, and a cousin named Sunny(different sides of the family), so it's not that weird of a name.

30 Fun-Filled Comics That Will Teach You A Thing Or Two About The Cosmos, By This Artist

Fun Fact: In Greek/roman mythology, Phobos and Deimos are the sons of Mars.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I've got a great-uncle, and a cousin named Sunny(different sides of the family), so it's not that weird of a name.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Guy is a real name, so I guess this is just a more casual version.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I mean, Gay isn't that odd of a last name, just an unfortunate first name, unless he's both gay and confident enough to pull it off.

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mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Mark somebody....haha

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

My dad cooks way more than my mom. They can both cook, he just likes it more than she does. Cooking requires very basic life skills like reading and seasoning to taste, if you're careful, you can make pretty much anything.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

I read that book too! It's by Kelly Barnhill, if that makes it easier for other people to find and read it.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

I read that book too! It's by Kelly Barnhill, if that makes it easier for other people to find and read it.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

Adding any salt (ionic compound) will make water conduct electricity. These salts are referred to as electrolytes.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Doesn't Europe have about three sodas? At least, that was my experience when I was Europe.

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Hey Pandas, Create A New Superpower (Closed)

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 12 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Times People Saw The Coolest Things And Just Had To Share On This Online Community

World's smallest superhero squad.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Given that blood dries more brownish, this is probably ink, maybe an exploded pen or the like.

35 Times People Saw The Coolest Things And Just Had To Share On This Online Community

World's smallest superhero squad.

50 Surprisingly Bizarre Items Delivered To People's Doorsteps

Given that blood dries more brownish, this is probably ink, maybe an exploded pen or the like.

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back

When periods like the renaissance hit, the world is going to be more interesting. I'm going to make a small fortune, through trade, perhaps (this would likely require learning other language, but I could probably do that), carefully invest and commission many portraits of myself. I will purposefully spread as much misinformation about myself as I can, and then fake my own death. At roughly this point in time, America has been discovered. I can travel to America with settlers, maybe try to help them, but I don't know anything about farming or construction, so, maybe I don't. I'll find uninhabited land, camp out for a bit. I'll watch the world grow.

30 Folks Speculate What They’d Do If Given Immortality, But Also Sent Back 3,000 Years Back

I'd do it. I'd like to assume this is complete invincibility, regenerative nature immortality. As the only languages I know are modern English, and a very small amount of modern German, I'd be unable to interact with humans, unless I want to learn a new language. So, the start of my immortal life won't involve them. I'll spend several decades in the oceans, and uninhabited forests and mountains, interacting with megafauna. When I get bored with that, things can get a little more interesting. I could show up for major world events. However, that would require walking, sailing, or riding horses anywhere I want to go. This is a slow process. No. Instead, I pick a town, ideally small, with plenty of hiding places along the outskirts. Every so often I show up in this town, walk through it, talk to people. It's unlikely that they understand me, so they'll see a stranger speaking an unknown language. Then I disappear. I keep this up for generations, I'm their cryptid.

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Two trucks ...

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Strategically arranged Bluetooth speakers can give you that affect.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

So, you're going to have sex with men then?

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

If these guys were actually nice, they could probably date people.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

LAWnmower, colesLAW, fLAWed. Any more questions?

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Hopefully her son is better than this, and it's just his mom who's weird.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Here's a few reasons: it's fun, they want to work on their health, self-defense, it makes them feel good, specifically to spite you.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Okay, so I don't have a masters in human surgery, but I am taking a psych class, and there are slight differences between male and female brains. Women, on average, tend to better at recognizing emotions, and men, on average, tend to be better at spatial awareness. However, there is a lot of variation between people, and these averages may not hold true for many, and factors such as being gay will affect things like spatial awareness.

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mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Movies That Sounded Great In Theory But Failed Us With Their Poor Execution

Agreed, even though I enjoyed the movie, I was disappointed they didn’t focus more on Renfield and/vs Dracula.

mysterious(all pronouns) • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, If You Were To Introduce One Modern-Day Item To A Medieval Peasant, What Would It Be?

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What's Your Favorite Type Of Cheese?

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Hey Pandas, What Kind Of Pet Do You Have? (Closed)

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What Podcasts Are You Listening To Right Now?

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Hey Pandas, Is Your Favorite Food A Soup, Salad, Or Sandwich? (Closed)

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What Are Somethings You Like About Yourself?

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Closed)

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Either/ Or Question. Which Would Do You Rather Be?

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Hey Pandas, What Types Of Articles Would You Like To See More Of, And What Articles Would You Like To See Less Of?

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Any Cryptozoology Fans In The House?

Hey Pandas, You Are To Be Executed And Are Given The Choice Of Execution Method. What Would You Choose?

Hey Pandas, Which Music Artist Do You Listen To And Why? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Literary Goals For 2024?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Type Of Music? (Closed)

Hey Pandas Who Loves The Inheritance Games Books?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Time-Themed Songs? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Tips To Prevent Your Comments From Being Rude? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Something Cool About You? (Closed)

Hey I Need Book Recommendations So Give Me So Good Books!

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on a post 17 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

When you have those, do not mess with them until you have a nail clippers or similar object. Just pulling at them will not help, only cutting it off.

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Ah, but I'm vaccinated and have yet to die. My hypothesis is that I won't.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

I like them in small doses, otherwise they just get to be overwhelmingly sweet (this does not stop me from eating them).

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I liked the twilight books. If you read them expecting them to be good literature, you'd be disappointed. If you read it not as a love triangle, but a vampire werewolf custody battle, it's better.

"Park In Front Of A Bank": 30 People Share Their Best Life Hacks

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

30 People Shared Unusual Things They Can Do Better Than Anybody Else

I've got an excellent memory. I memorized two directs (mock trial) the day before a state competition.

“Dog-Friendly, Child-Free” Pub That’s Been Banning Kids For 11 Years Sparks Heated Debate

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

The carbonation is what helps. You can make bread using self rising flour and soda, and it's pretty good.

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 8 posts 5 days ago

50 Of The Most Unique Feet Among The Animal Kingdom

Fun Fact! The nine banded armadillo will always have identical quadruplets.

50 Of The Most Unique Feet Among The Animal Kingdom

I've got a watercolor of coots in the style of a kiss poster done by a friend, they're real neat looking birds.

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

Fun Fact! Pine Cones taste intensely and unsurprisingly like pine.

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

Fun fact! Anglerfish have expandable stomachs, and can eat things twice their size.

50 Animal And Nature Memes, As Shared By Members Of This Popular Facebook Group

They're not that big, you could punt it pretty easily.

“It’s Amazing”: 40 People Are Sharing Kitchen Tips And Tricks They Learned Throughout The Years

The reason MSG can give some people headaches is that it contains glutamate. While glutamate is a naturally occuring neurotransmitter (like dopamine or serotonin), an excess can cause migraines.

“It’s Amazing”: 40 People Are Sharing Kitchen Tips And Tricks They Learned Throughout The Years

If your location has a farmers market, check it out. You can usually get higher quality produce for cheaper than your average grocery store, and you can taste the difference.

mysterious(all pronouns) • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

30 Fun-Filled Comics That Will Teach You A Thing Or Two About The Cosmos, By This Artist

Fun Fact: In Greek/roman mythology, Phobos and Deimos are the sons of Mars.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I've got a great-uncle, and a cousin named Sunny(different sides of the family), so it's not that weird of a name.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Guy is a real name, so I guess this is just a more casual version.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I mean, Gay isn't that odd of a last name, just an unfortunate first name, unless he's both gay and confident enough to pull it off.

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Mark somebody....haha

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Movies That Sounded Great In Theory But Failed Us With Their Poor Execution

Agreed, even though I enjoyed the movie, I was disappointed they didn’t focus more on Renfield and/vs Dracula.

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

Pictures Don't Do Her Justice. I Am Elated With Today's Buy. Found In An Antique Store In South Of UK

People Provided 28 Fascinating Examples Of Popular Statistics That Are Misunderstood The Most

I know that sharks are smooth as hell in every direction.

50 Wholesome And Funny Pics That Show How People Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Around The Globe

The pancakes look great, the marshmallow thingys not so much. Never liked them.

35 Wild And Untold Secrets Shared Anonymously In This Online Thread

OP stated on Reddit that they never told their father; their father died and never knew it was OP who destroyed the photo. I wish I could give OP a hug - I’m sure they regret destroying the photo now that they’re an adult, but at 7 they didn’t know any better/were not equipped to deal with their emotions.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Want To Have A Civilized Debate On?

Can I have a source for your "80%?" Puberty blockers are used for issues other than dysphoria, and while they have risks, they're mostly safe. If it keeps kids from killing themselves, it's worth it, right? Yes, surgery on minors happens, but they are older teens. As a genderfluid minor, I do agree that gender affirming surgery should not be done on minors. (I am not downvoting nor do I encourage anyone to downvote as this is a place for civilized debates)

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

YAAASSSS!!

“They Brought Pure Evil On This Earth”: 50 Everyday Inconveniences That Still Haven’t Been Solved

In the long run, I don’t even have a problem with letting the government use my money for part of the year. But they know how much to refund me. At the end of every January they should just send out a statement saying this is what you owe or this is your refund. Check our math. You just check it. Make sure everything looks good. Then send it back and Get your refund or pay what you also owe. It really shouldn’t be left up to us to figure out how much we owe or get refunded. And if we’re wrong, we get audited and then fined with penalties.

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Literary Goals For 2024?

I love Alice in Wonderland!

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted an item 3 months ago

This Artist Makes Comics With Unexpected Twists, And Here Are 30 Of The Newest Ones

this reminds me of my favorite quote: give a man a baby and he's fed for a day, teach a man to take babies from unattended strollers and he's fed for a lifetime.

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

“Told My Son That I Was Allergic To Whining”: 40 Parents Reveal Their Best Parenting Hacks

Fine. I'll find some other place to put the alligator. But neither he nor I are happy about this.

35 Times People Entered Someone Else’s Home And Just Had To Describe The Weirdness That They Saw

Doesn't that count as degradation of a body? Pretty sure it is illegal, as it should be. Only people who specifically ask to be taxidermied in their wills should be subjected to it.

How It Looks To Live With A Dog Perfectly Captured In Hilarious Comics (New Pics)

Funny-Posts-Memes-Jokes

50 Amusing Memes To Keep You Entertained, As Shared By This Instagram Page

This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Of course it does, it's the Dairy State.

mysterious(all pronouns) • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

Therefore Not A Sin

“What Is Suspicious To Own But Not Illegal?”: 30 People Share What Makes Them Feel Criminal

I'm actually wearing one right now!

50 Times Human Genetics Led To Some Unique Body Characteristics

What causes this?

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