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Dad jokes are unexpected, and you can hear one anywhere—at Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, or during a simple drive to the local supermarket. But they never get old.

Luckily, the social media project Dad Says Jokes, which already has millions of followers across various platforms, is collecting them so that no puns are forgotten. Below, you will find our absolute favorite posts by the cult online phenom, ready to make you groan, chuckle, and maybe even roll your eyes.

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#1

Dad jokes about democracy, kids voting on movie and pizza, but dad chooses because he has the money.

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Dawn Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

ahhh, democracy at its finest!

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    #2

    Screenshot of a dad joke about taking a spider out for drinks, shared on an Instagram account for dad humor lovers.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Listen to wives, save lives!

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    Even though they often make us cringe, experts say dad jokes might be an example of good parenting.

    In a new study, researchers from Penn State University demonstrated that parents who use humor have better relationships with their children.

    "Humor can teach people cognitive flexibility, relieve stress, and promote creative problem-solving and resilience," said Benjamin Levi, professor of pediatrics and humanities at Penn State College of Medicine and senior author of the study.

    #3

    Dad humor: A joke about parents fighting boredom before the internet with 18 siblings clueless too.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They were just jumping on the bed!

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    #4

    Dad joke about picking up a hitchhiker, focusing on the humor of two serial killers unlikely being together.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I laughed way too hard at this one.

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    #5

    Dad joke about donating blood, featuring humorous questions about blood ownership and storage.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Stupid questions.

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    While aspects of humor and play have been studied across various settings and in child development, the use of humor in parenting hasn't been formally addressed, the researchers said.

    "My father used humor and it was very effective. I use humor in my clinical practice and with my own children. The question became, how does one constructively use humor?" Levi added.


    #6

    Dad joke about being under arrest for being good in bed, charges dropped due to lack of evidence.

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    Adam Chang
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    2 years ago (edited)

    That's why you always have your lawyer present dealing with cop.

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    #7

    Dad humor joke about a teenage son treating his dad like a god, emphasizing humor in family dynamics.

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    Paul Collucci
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, now I have a new way to look at being used by so called friends.... Got to stay positive ...

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    #8

    Dad humor tweet about eating unpopped popcorn before cremation for a humorous effect.

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    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I would do this if I wasn't going to be a mushroom farm.

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    First author Lucy Emery, who was a medical student at Penn State College of Medicine at the time of the research and is currently a pediatrics resident at Boston Children’s Hospital, said there's an interesting parallel between business and parenting, which are both hierarchical.

    In business, humor has been shown to help reduce hierarchies, create better environments for collaboration and creativity, and defuse tension.

    So while the average parent-child relationship is way more loving than its corporate counterpart, stressful situations still happen, and humor can help defuse that tension and hierarchy and help both parties feel better as well.

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    #9

    Dad joke about a security guard being told to watch "The Office," humorously misunderstanding the task.

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    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Had to read that twice, very good!!

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    #10

    Dad joke about praying for a bicycle, realizing it doesn't work, then stealing one and praying for forgiveness.

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    Tommy Mclaughlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Thou art forgiven .. just use hand signals

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    #11

    Dad joke text post about poetry and dyslexia, shared on a humorous Instagram account.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cute :)

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    #12

    Dad jokes on IG featuring a humorous post about a 40-week "body building program" resulting in a newborn girl weighing 7lb 8oz.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Most real body building

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    The team surveyed 312 people between the ages of 18 and 45. They also found a correlation between a parent's use of humor and the way their children, who were then adults, viewed the way they were parented.

    Of those who reported that their parents used humor, 50.5% said they had a good relationship with their parents and 44.2% reported they felt their parents did a good job raising them.

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    #13

    Dad humor joke about chores shared on a popular IG account for dad jokes enthusiasts.

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    2 years ago

    The word nerd in me approves

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    #14

    Dad joke text about wife rating partners, from an IG account for dad humor lovers.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Burn!

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    #15

    Text from "Dad Jokes" account sharing a humorous exchange between an elderly couple in church.

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    Steve Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Now they have to sit in their own pew.

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    #16

    Dad joke meme from Instagram with a humorous doctor-patient exchange about names.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    PANIC!

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    On the other hand, of those who said their parents didn't use humor, only 2.9% reported a good relationship with their parents and just 3.6% said that they thought their old folks did a good job parenting them.

    While it's not that surprising that loving parents would use more humor with their children, Levi said that such a stark difference between the two groups was still unexpected.

    #17

    Dad humor joke from an IG account about eating a kids meal at McDonald's and mom's reaction.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    😂

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    #18

    Dad humor post from IG account says false teeth should be called "substitooths" instead of "dentures".

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Need to call for a petition.

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    #19

    Dad humor post about bees: "I went to the beekeeper for 12 bees, got 13. 'That's a freebie.'"

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    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *massive groan*

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    #20

    Text post from a Dad Jokes IG account with humorous wedding video joke.

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    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I laughed way too hard at this one! :))

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    For more witty puns, check out our older publications on Dad Says Jokes. Who knows, maybe they will finally give you the tools (and by that I mean the one-liners) you need to finally one-up your own father!

    #21

    Dad humor joke about perspectives in a tunnel shared by Dad Jokes account on Instagram.

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    Fishpanda (fish/panda/it)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Modern day, all three would have phones and be filming as well.

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    #22

    Dad joke about listening to wife shared on Instagram account dedicated to dad humor.

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    U2b or No2b
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I might just turn the tables and use this on my wife.

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    #23

    A dad joke about forgetting a wife's name but still using terms of endearment, shared on a dad humor IG account.

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    Falafal salad
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    95 years of marriage? How old is this guy? What age did he marry?!!

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    #24

    Funny dad joke about job interview and performing "Bohemian Rhapsody," shared on a popular Instagram account.

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    Morten Jul Lægaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ahh, Queen 😃

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    #25

    Dad humor joke about fishing and spending on gear, shared by @Dadsaysjokes on Instagram.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If ever...

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    #26

    Dad joke about an 8-year-old on 'Take Your Kid To Work Day', asking where the "clowns" dad works with are.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    This is straight out of Family Circus and Calvin & Hobbes... and probably many others. Classics never die.

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    #27

    A humorous dad joke about wishes and lawyers from a popular Instagram account.

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    google slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ooooo! Nice one! Gotcha!

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    #28

    Dad joke text about completing a jigsaw puzzle in a week from a humorous IG account.

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    2 years ago

    That's an old blonde joke

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    #29

    Dad joke post from @Dadsaysjokes: "Finally my winter fat has gone... Now, I have spring rolls."

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago

    Summer calls for a spare tire to be ready for the family road trip.

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    #30

    Dad joke about restaurant visit shared on IG account, featuring humor about being asked to wait as a joke setup.

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    Joseph Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is the first one I had to chuckle at! Very funny.

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    #31

    Dad joke from IG account: "At my boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin: 'Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?'"

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    Michael Danhauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So.dark but still so funny...

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    #32

    Dad humor in a tweet about a bus driver's Tinder bio exaggerations and disappointing dates.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago

    As far as I'm concerned, bus drivers are bl**dy important.

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    #33

    Dad joke about Galileo, humorously referencing a famous song lyric.

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    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Spare him his life from this monstrosity"

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    #34

    Dad humor joke about being arrested for impersonating a politician by doing nothing, shared on an Instagram account.

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    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If only our politicians were that good!

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    #35

    Dad joke about workstations tweets humorously on IG account 'Dad Jokes'.

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    ️️Upvote faery️
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Work must stop there!

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    #36

    Dad joke about a cop saying "PAPERS" and the reply "scissors" from a humorous IG account.

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I spit laughed at that one. omg

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    #37

    Dad joke from Instagram about plastic surgery addicts and new faces, humorously expressing disappointment.

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    cm M
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Tasha!!! Hahaha

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    #38

    Dad joke about using newspapers instead of toilet paper with a pun on "The Times are rough."

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    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The first one to make me sigh.

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    #39

    Dad joke about a password featuring Disney characters, emphasizing the humor in misunderstanding "characters" and "Capital."

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    Jrdiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Honestly.... A decently secure password. Fairly long, but memorable. There's an xkcd about this

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    #40

    Dad humor on Instagram: Job interviewer joke about salary increase, with a humorous response.

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    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fair enough.

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    #41

    Instagram post from Dad Jokes account sharing a humorous dad joke about a haunted house.

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    U2b or No2b
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Probably feels ghosted by you.

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    #42

    Dad joke text post from an Instagram account, humorously quoting a friend's advice about being in a hole.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why did the blind guy fall down the hole? He couldn't see well

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    #43

    Dad jokes text post: "I got called pretty today... well, actually, 'you're pretty annoying,' but I focus on positive things."

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    Tommy Mclaughlin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In handsomely obnoxious.

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    #44

    Dad humor joke about a man on bathroom scales, sucking in his stomach to see the numbers.

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    Julie S
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    2 years ago

    Damn I feel seen

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    #45

    Dad humor text post about a car making noise because of a Mariah Carey Christmas CD.

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    Zamein
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    To each their own

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    #46

    Dad joke about a taxi driver asking to play music, with a humorous misunderstanding about the band Kiss.

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    Awkward Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🎶 I’ve got posters on the wall…

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    #47

    Dad humor image with a joke: "What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions."

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    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ouch

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    #48

    Dad humor post joking about social distancing and the Flat Earth Society's fears of being pushed over the edge.

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    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If a cat doesn't beat them to it first.

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    #49

    Dad joke about a husband calling the doctor about his wife in labor, creating humor from a classic misunderstanding.

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    Gina Price
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No, this is Patrick!

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    #50

    Dad jokes text post: "I like it when the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Literally.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *shocked Pikachu face*

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    google slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sounds about right.

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    U2b or No2b
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Try hosting a block party. Those are cool.

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    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Haha!

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    Morten Jul Lægaard
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    2 years ago

    Dark 😂

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    Steve
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    2 years ago

    Vacuum

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Hot potato!

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    Awkward Momma Panda
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    2 years ago

    Solid 🇺🇦

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    U2b or No2b
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    He was honest.

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    U2b or No2b
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Clever! They all walked in for a pint.

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    Karen Philpott
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    2 years ago

    That'll teach you.

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    Unsee juice
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    2 years ago

    Took a second

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Not to be taken literaturely

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    Pandarosa
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    2 years ago

    So good lol

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    I need photos

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Though you'll find canneries on Tuna island.

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    And 12 + 12 is only twenty four a moment

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago

    Nooooooo! 😭

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Getting electrocuted is no joke. It hertz!!!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago

    *groan*

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Don't give up. You can do better.

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    Buz Droopy
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    2 years ago

    Except for herpes. That s**t'll come back with you.

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Or vanilla pudding her clothes on.

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    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago

    This one is really uplifting, but it escalated quickly.

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    François Carré
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    2 years ago

    Kept thinking you could never live withour her by your side ?

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    I miss dating my wife. I can't seem to remember how old she is.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago

    It is all in your outlook.

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    Can't read anything? You were supposed to put it on the list, not your eyes

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    2 years ago

    Bicel?

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    UKGrandad
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    2 years ago

    I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was the most violent thing he'd ever read.

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    It's all relative

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    U2b or No2b
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    2 years ago

    Thankyou for not driving!🙂

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    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago

    How would you like your steak cooked? That would be great, I can't eat raw meat.

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    DP Nerill
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    2 years ago

    I've been using that one for years when anyone asks, "How did you find the...?" It's just a coincidence I've been a dad for years also.

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    UKGrandad
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    2 years ago

    It's a posh sandwich. Lettuce, Gherkin, Bacon and Tomato with Quince preserve, obviously.

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    Gaurangi Awasthi
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    Im hindu, and I can confirm did true

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    Aelin Wildfire
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    2 years ago

    But...it's not pronounced the same...

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    Do you have a book on fly fishing by JR heartley?

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