Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.
Luckily, the endless source of impossibly cringy dad jokes, puns, one-liners, and wisdom bites has been discovered, so humanity can now be sure we will never run out of them.
Please get ready for the top selections from the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account, which now has a cult following of 2 million, and trust me—they all know what they signed up for. Upvote your faves and share your personal daddest jokes in the comment section below!
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I wonder, why should anybody knock on your door at 3 AM while you're playing drums? Stupid people!
Guess she is off to pick up another suspect at the interrogation room.
Half of my friends have already told me this jock since the beginning of pandemic 😉
Teacher: "Alright, who can use 'dandelion' in a sentence?" Me: *Raises hand* Teacher: "Arctic Fox Lover, go ahead." Me: "Da cheetah is faster dandelion."
Usually these are quite funny but some of this lot are really scaping the bottom of the barrel.
This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
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This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
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