
30 Of The Funniest Dad Jokes From This Account Dedicated Entirely To Them (New Pics)
Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.
Luckily, the endless source of impossibly cringy dad jokes, puns, one-liners, and wisdom bites has been discovered so that humanity can now be sure we never run out of them.
Please get ready for the top selections from the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account, which now has a cult following of 2 million, and trust me—they all know what they signed up for. Upvote your faves and share your personal daddest jokes in the comment section below! And be sure to check out part 1 and part 2.
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Dad jokes are now kind of a humor genre with a life of its own. They’re usually blunt, painfully (un)funny, and often cringe-inducing. So it’s totally fine if you don’t get one. I don’t get one either.
Surprisingly, they’re not a new thing, although their absurdity level definitely speaks to the 21st-century millennial generation. However, the term “dad joke” first emerged in 1987 when Jim Kalbaugh, a columnist with the Gettysburg Times, wrote: “As we approach Father’s Day, I would like to propose that ‘Dad’ Jokes not be banned. They should be revered, preserved.”
At the same time, there’s something about them that kinda works. You see, dad jokes are usually as neutral as they can be, since there is no social commentary, no political material, and no agenda. It doesn’t require great skill in catching a joke, doesn’t provoke much thought, and generally doesn’t carry some hidden meta meanings that need to be detected in order to get one.
With so much humor these days leveling on the inappropriate, it’s kinda refreshing to see something adults, kids, and everyone from any social and cultural background can easily relate to. On the other hand, if there’s no sense of transgression, and dad jokes are playing on the safe side, then they sooner or later get repetitive and kind of weary.
I wonder, why should anybody knock on your door at 3 AM while you're playing drums? Stupid people!
Guess she is off to pick up another suspect at the interrogation room.
Half of my friends have already told me this jock since the beginning of pandemic 😉
Note: this post originally had 166 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
Usually these are quite funny but some of this lot are really scaping the bottom of the barrel.
So is that a positive or negative comment?
it's the dregs...
maybe u just dont get some of the jokes?
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I think the author is a little emotionally unstable, and that her posts reflect the current state of her cycle.
This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
This does not appear on every device. I get it on my laptop, but not my iPad
Doesn't work on my mobile browser unfortunately. And I forget my login info so I'm stuck on mobile for this site.
I think some bottom ones are great, people just don't bother scrolling far enough to realize
Love!
Usually these are quite funny but some of this lot are really scaping the bottom of the barrel.
So is that a positive or negative comment?
it's the dregs...
maybe u just dont get some of the jokes?
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
I think the author is a little emotionally unstable, and that her posts reflect the current state of her cycle.
This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
This does not appear on every device. I get it on my laptop, but not my iPad
Doesn't work on my mobile browser unfortunately. And I forget my login info so I'm stuck on mobile for this site.
I think some bottom ones are great, people just don't bother scrolling far enough to realize
Love!