This Instagram Account Posts The Worst Dad Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious (30 Pics)

Now I'm picturing a spider sipping a teeny tiny beer!

Wow, I like this joke.

Dark humor be like

That's not cheesy, that's hilarious! Rodney Dangerfield used to do ones like this on The Tonight Show. 'My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.'

This one's cute.

Took me a second, then I smiled.

Burned!

Is anyone else considering doing this?

Ahahahaha!

the worst kind of torture. listening to someone's political opinions

Take notes on Dwight

Huh, that's weird XD

But you're her favorite mistake!

We have a winner!

....well then

Those poor, poor children

all the other husbands are relieved...

This brings a funny image to my mind.

i see.

Eat shoot and leaves baby

funny… same thing with fists

Did he continue after stepping out off you watch?

What's your current job?

Ok, I am a Christian and I believe in God but this was still funny!

Okay, that one caught me by surprise ;)

If drinking too much alcohol would make me an alcoholic, then if I drink too much Fanta will I be Fantastic?

That is true. I sometimes say that by mistake when I talk fast, but usually don't.

HAHA same that's what I call talent my friend

A calendar is also thin, and says something different every day.

Too Late!

These are just too good!

this is really funny

Oh ohhh

Alright, I laughed much too hard at this one.

That's very funny!

iPhones actually have some Samsung parts in them so it's kinda true.

have you tried email

Oh, so that's what it's for.

maybe he has grapes, bread isn't good for your stomach, broski

Well that escalated quickly

Percy and Jason. (heroes of olympus)

it must be the sidewalk

If they've got any morals they wouldn't say anything. :P

Gotta mind your manners

aND i oOP

This one is a million times better when you make the noise in your head. :D

Thanks Mayans

ye-ouch

I'm gonna use this one sometime

no wonder my roof is leaking

where can I get a neutral sweater

That's not berry nice of them!

Oh

chuckle quite possibly the latter

hope it's already plugged in then, mate

this is super clever though

Dont get it.

Bahahahahahaha!! But seriously, we need to talk....

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

With all those screenshots saved.. no wonder I'm putting on weight!

I used to have a manager called Richard Hollow. He was an arsehole, so we called him Hollow D**k.

you never know...

i would be all three idiots tbh

I mean... surely that'd be enough

Genius!