For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that dad jokes are amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of them. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!

Our humor expert Pandas picked out some of the very best Dad Jokes dad jokes, all to make your week that much happier. (Not to mention that you’ll now have something to talk about at the coffee machine at school or at work.) Don’t forget to upvote the dad jokes you enjoyed and be sure to share your personal favorites that you’ve heard in your daily lives in the comments below.

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glowworm2
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1 month ago

Now I'm picturing a spider sipping a teeny tiny beer!

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chi-wei shen
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1 month ago

Wow, I like this joke.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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1 month ago

Dark humor be like

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Dad Jokes has a humongous presence on the net: more than 1.7 _million_ people follow the account on Instagram. While another 776.5k fans follow the Facebook page and 144.3k people support the Twitter page.

And they told me that dad jokes have no future, that they wouldn’t provide any career prospects! Bah! With the number of cheesy puns I crack every day, I could’ve been a millionaire by now! But no worries—I’ll just continue to [ahem] brighten up my friends’ day by telling dad jokes at lunch. With renewed enthusiasm. Lucky them!

For better or for worse, dad jokes aren’t going anywhere. Robert McPherson writes on The Bison that they will always be around as long as dads exist: their goofiness will persist, no matter what.

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CbusResident
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1 month ago

That's not cheesy, that's hilarious! Rodney Dangerfield used to do ones like this on The Tonight Show. 'My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.'

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glowworm2
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1 month ago

This one's cute.

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glowworm2
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1 month ago

Took me a second, then I smiled.

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Meanwhile, The Telegraph explains that these kinds of simplistic, corny, and punny jokes are, in fact, not as silly as you might think.

According to Professor Sam Shuster from Norwich University Hospital, testosterone makes male humor more aggressive in its tone. “Fatherhood, however, has adverse effects on testosterone levels. Expectant and new fathers can see their levels of the hormone drop—almost on a par with their bank balance—once there’s another mouth to feed,” Rob Kemp writes in The Telegraph.

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Animus 2.0
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1 month ago

Burned!

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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1 month ago

Is anyone else considering doing this?

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Sparrow Flying Free
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1 month ago

Ahahahaha!

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Dad jokes are harmless, linguistically developed, and encourage children to play around with words. Which is great for everyone involved. What’s more, they’re a coping mechanism for dads who have to watch as their tiny munchkins grow up into moody teenagers. In other words, dad jokes help dads remember the good old days when they could make their kids giggle with a silly pun.

That’s why I think we need accounts like Dad Jokes. To remind us of a simpler time when it didn’t take something complex and deep to bring a smile to our faces.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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1 month ago

the worst kind of torture. listening to someone's political opinions

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Snack Attact
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1 month ago

Take notes on Dwight

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Sparrow Flying Free
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1 month ago

Huh, that's weird XD

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glowworm2
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1 month ago

But you're her favorite mistake!

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tuzdayschild
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1 month ago (edited)

We have a winner!

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PotterHead
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1 month ago

....well then

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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1 month ago

Those poor, poor children

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Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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1 month ago

all the other husbands are relieved...

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Carrot dude
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1 month ago

This brings a funny image to my mind.

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Kjorn
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1 month ago

i see.

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tuzdayschild
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1 month ago

Eat shoot and leaves baby

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Kjorn
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1 month ago

funny… same thing with fists

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Rahul Eluri
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1 month ago

Did he continue after stepping out off you watch?

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visvalin Vamadevan
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1 month ago

Yeah, the current’s a bit off.

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Hermione Granger
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1 month ago

Ok, I am a Christian and I believe in God but this was still funny!

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Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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1 month ago

Okay, that one caught me by surprise ;)

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chillchillpill
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1 month ago

Is this the real life? Is this a fanta sea...?

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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1 month ago

That is true. I sometimes say that by mistake when I talk fast, but usually don't.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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1 month ago

HAHA same that's what I call talent my friend

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boredpanDaman
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1 month ago

you can get dates in any shop. great fruit

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Rahul Eluri
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1 month ago

Too Late!

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