This Instagram Account Posts Punny Jokes And It’s Every Dad’s Internet Heaven (30 New Pics)

Sad but true.

I time to time get my kid to work and Always remind: "Just dont ask anything about snakes" .

That hilariously went dark...

Best response ever 😂😂😂

I don't know why this is the one I laughed at

under pressure under pressure

Self burn...apply some essential oils to the affected area.

Very uplifting.

Who needs a car when you have Wings

Emo Philips wants his joke back

You should have changed that stupid lock and thrown away the key.

oh...oh no!

What a mess 🤣

Perfect Imitation of our new German Chancellor...

i would feel so weird

No such thing as too much love!

No, wasn't that the Knobs?

I need some help.. Don't understand 😲

lol i have a lot of Spanish speaking friends i have to tell them this!!!

YOOOOOOOO WE GOT A TOASTER!!!

Kind of like "Let's eat Grandma" and "Let's eat, Grandma"

If you played for The Hinges…

Call her mother. If it's good enough for the VP, it's good enough for you.

Awww, here I thought it was going to be a chess joke.

Don’t sweat’er, she’s just an old lady

I even joined the army and they wouldn’t tell me after basic!

Nope, Mordor is the address

I hope they are happy now!

this is a good one

They were greater bloodsuckers than him.

love this is was on zoom for 2 years

This one made me laugh

Good one

These cheesy ones are the best

Some can give you a lab report

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ive heard this joke dozens of times?

🎶chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....🎶

What? Speak up son!

Wait, are you sure she is drunk?

I can see Rodney Dangerfield dropping this on Johnny’s

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer & a mop.

Why not the grey?

Or it was on his bucket list

all the way to floor

For some reason my initial thoughts went to a much darker place.

You're obviously a procrastinator as

I'm on a plain

YAS

i told this to my friend named Juan, he laughed so hard lol

That's the neat part, they don't.

“Yippee-ki-yay motherf**ker."

This is really a well written joke

I wish me could be genie.

Giggity giggity ghoooul!

They get sick when they eat 4 chickens, it’s known as ‘four fox ache’

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okay I laughed

thats my darling hubby! wonderful but, perpetually lost!😍

Dad,is that you?

Now I can call my ignorant vegan friends "wheatie" or "oat brain" without them being overly offended.

Wow, that escalated

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