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40 Of The Best Dad Jokes Shared On This Instagram Account Created For Everyone Who Loves Dad Humor (New Pics)
Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. You name it at the dinner table, at a family reunion party, at a cousin’s wedding, or at your graduation ceremony.
And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent clinginess and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny; it’s just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!
So, let’s celebrate our dear dads, who make our daily lives all the weirder, clingier, and quirkier with their seemingly never-ending stream of puns.
Below, we selected some of the best new ones from the internet's beloved Dad Says Jokes account to make your eyes roll out of their sockets and remind you that it can always be worse when it comes to a sense of humor.
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Serial pacifist 5 years ago
They seasoned it with some weed. The steaks are high in the restaurant business these days.
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IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago
Why is the Apple headquarters like an impenetrable fortress? It has no Windows and no Gates😊
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 years ago
I met a man with a glass eye named Smith. I don't know the name of his other eye...
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Kim Steffen 5 years ago
Guy in a bar asked me how to say one leg in german. I said ein bein. Slapped his hand on the bar and said I'll have one.
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Little Phoenix 5 years ago
The goldfish has a bigger attention span if he is watching you for hours
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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 5 years ago
Bwah! This is so stoopid and awesome!!!! Favorite so far, I dunno. I'm questioning myself with how entertained I am! Apparently I'm 6
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Andrei Marentette 5 years ago
that would be the worst book ever. because falling down stairs is random, not selective
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Sarah C 5 years ago
Why do scuba divers roll off the boat backwards? Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be on the boat.
Sarah C 5 years ago
Why do Elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Why do scuba divers roll off the boat backwards? Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be on the boat.
Sarah C 5 years ago
Why do Elephants have Big Ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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