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Have you counted your blessings for the upcoming Thanksgiving, dear Pandas? Chances are, family is at the top of the list for quite a few of us. However, family time isn’t always equal to relaxing time. Due to various reasons, holidays tend to bring up unaddressed tensions, dramas, and other challenges that make it anything but worth thanking for. 

To get prepared for this Thanksgiving and holiday marathon full of family time, Bored Panda has collected some of the silliest Thanksgiving tweets that encapsulate the struggle perfectly. From bringing up politics at the table to complaining about stores playing Christmas songs in November, scroll down to find some comfort in comedic relief.

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#1

Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet about renting a cabin with family and foreign students, joking about a horror movie dynamic.

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Choose your adventure

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    Tweet about discussing politics at Thanksgiving dinner to save on Christmas gifts.

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    Diabolical, genius, or diabolical genius?

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    #3

    Funny Thanksgiving tweet about pretending to be a busy boyfriend for $100.

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    Sold, but tell them I tripped, have a concussion, and you need to hold me for observation in a hospital too far away for a visit. I don't need a bf, I need an out.

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    #4

    Raw and baked sourdough shaped like a Thanksgiving turkey. Hilarious Thanksgiving tweets about sourdough scoring.

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    That's perfection.

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    #5

    Tweet with a humorous Thanksgiving joke about asking dad for the WiFi password before the holiday.

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    1 year ago

    A legal sized pad. My dad has a yellow-line legal pad full of PW's. He just keeps flipping the page when it gets full. He even has the internet people update it when they have to come out and change something. So it's like a call book.

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    #6

    Tweet joking about writing Thanksgiving songs to prevent early Christmas music. Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet.

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    Ask an elementary teacher - they'll probably know a Thanksgiving song.

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    #7

    A humorous tweet about Thanksgiving mentioning elections as a prank on families.

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    I'm so glad I don't do a huge thanksgiving dinner with extended family and don't have to worry about this c**p.

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    #8

    Funny Thanksgiving tweet suggesting Halloween as a 4-day weekend, prioritizing fun over family.

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    For some it's the same thing

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    #9

    Tweet by Kim suggesting Home Depot sell a 12ft turkey skeleton for Thanksgiving.

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    I'd buy so many

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    #10

    Tweet humorously comparing the quick succession of Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas as an adult.

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    30 seconds later, New Year

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    #11

    Tweet about a Thanksgiving mishap with cars towed due to parking advice, highlighting a humorous memory.

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    This is great way of getting out of ever being asked again to host or be invited over to the family Thanksgiving

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    #12

    Screenshot of a funny Thanksgiving tweet by Serg about avoiding politics at dinner.

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    The dry turkey reminds me of Stalin's decimation of Ukrainians via famine in 1933...

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    #13

    Tweet about a Thanksgiving game where pie is withheld until everyone acknowledges climate change.

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    Ah, but it has to be MAN-MADE climate change. Too many deny it because “the climate has changed before”.

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    #14

    Tweet about a funny Thanksgiving potluck mishap involving "angel" eggs, highlighting a humorous twist on deviled eggs.

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago

    I hate when religious people do stupid shít like this… and most other things.

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    #15

    Tweet about avoiding physical activities on Thanksgiving, reflecting humorous holiday sentiment.

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    1 year ago

    I am oh so thankful for this as well!

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    #16

    Funny Thanksgiving tweet about spending the holiday alone and reactions.

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    Me and my family have taken in multiple 'strays' so no one will be alone :)

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    #17

    Tweet about hilarious Thanksgiving food photography, suggesting to enjoy meals privately.

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    It photographs just fine on serving dishes, etc. just not on the plate

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    #18

    Tweet by Moderately Mom about Thanksgiving dinner rolls and parenting humor.

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    Ah yes, the true meaning of thanksgiving. Making sure your child is miserable at the table for the longest meal of the year just to prove a point that they should like turkey and squash because of tradition. I'm sure that's the best way to ensure good vibes and best behaviour.

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    #19

    Max Steele's hilarious Thanksgiving tweet about unexpected emails before the holidays, with over 44K likes.

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    #20

    Tweet with a hilarious Thanksgiving joke about avoiding politics by asking parents about their happiness.

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    My parents are in their 70s and absolutely loathe trump. My SIL’s parents are the same. Have they been happy together? Generally…. (And before someone comments that I’m not actually talking to the OP - Emie! You seem like a good person though - I know!)

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    #21

    Screenshot of a funny Thanksgiving tweet imagining a turkey flying off the table.

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    Me 2, honey me 2

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    #22

    Funny Thanksgiving tweet about family arguments over politics with 892 likes.

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    That's my thought too

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    #23

    Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet showing a Hennessy bottle in a foil tray as a dish.

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    Fitting!

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    #24

    Cat humorously sits on a Thanksgiving dining table, surrounded by plates and cutlery.

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    Kitty has the most important seat!

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    #25

    Tweet joking about Thanksgiving family arguments going live for entertainment.

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    #26

    A tweet about cranberry vodka being a Thanksgiving side, with user reactions, exemplifying hilarious Thanksgiving tweets.

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    Side & main dish.

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    #27

    Tweet by Ely Kreimendahl sharing a hilarious Thanksgiving joke about family dynamics with 27.9K likes.

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    You know tier 2 are also talking s**t about tier one all the way home, right?

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    #28

    Tweet about microdosing Thanksgiving humorously through overeating and arguing daily.

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    #29

    Tweet about Thanksgiving beef and family humor with over 74K likes.

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    Took me a second, but this is great! I hope they get video.

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    #30

    Tweet about a funny Thanksgiving dinner conversation; highlights phone usage during the meal.

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    He he he

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    #31

    Tweet about skipping Thanksgiving due to political opinions, highlighting hilarious Thanksgiving tweets.

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    Going on a cruise over Thanksgiving week to escape.

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    #32

    Tweet about Thanksgiving dinner humor with kids, mentioning microwave and hotdog.

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    #33

    Tweet about the humor of kids pretending to be tired during Thanksgiving family visits.

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    #34

    Tweet about bringing microwave mashed potatoes to a Thanksgiving work lunch for humor, by user Tony P.

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    OK but you don't actually have to peel potatoes to make mashed potatoes

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    #35

    Tweet about avoiding running on Thanksgiving, adding a comedic twist.

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    Or even be near me

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    #36

    Screenshot of a funny Thanksgiving tweet about lying down after dinner to make room for dessert.

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    #37

    A large tree stump humorously placed in a toilet, representing hilarious Thanksgiving tweets.

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    Now THAT's a log!

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    #38

    A funny Thanksgiving tweet about a wishbone contest and kids ready to go.

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    And then, he wakes up and realizes it was only a dream

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    #39

    Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet about not knowing what to eat for lunch to maximize dinner enjoyment.

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    We do the meal as lunch and then graze on leftovers for dinner

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    #40

    Tweet humorously questions sending emails before Thanksgiving.

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    #41

    Tweet about Thanksgiving humor with a mom warning kids not to touch food in the fridge before the holiday.

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    #42

    Tweet humorously questions fitting a Thanksgiving turkey in an air fryer.

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    If it can't be air fried, it doesn't exist 🤷‍♀️

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    #43

    Thanksgiving plates with colorful food arrangements, sparking humor online.

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    I’m American, and I haven’t a clue what some of that is meant to be. 😳

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    #44

    Tweet humorously comparing Black Friday to Thanksgiving leftovers; part of hilarious Thanksgiving tweets collection.

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    #45

    Thanksgiving tweet humor about kids rejecting holiday meal in front of judging relatives.

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    #46

    Tweet by Yana joking about not receiving a typical Thanksgiving message.

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    #47

    Tweet by ThexyBeatht_ humorously comparing Thanksgiving prep to colonoscopy prep.

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    #48

    Tweet asking how much longer until Thanksgiving, expressing hunger.

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    #49

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about Thanksgiving pie humor from user sixfootcandy.

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    Pecan, have you met Pumpkin? We're going to have a great time together...

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    #50

    Twitter post about not having an outfit for a living room Thanksgiving, highlighting hilarious Thanksgiving tweets.

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    #51

    Tweet about a Thanksgiving-themed episode of Euphoria, featuring hilarious 2010s pop music backdrop.

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    #52

    Tweet about being asked about an ex-girlfriend during Thanksgiving dinner; fits the hilarious Thanksgiving tweets theme.

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    #53

    Tweet about Thanksgiving and picky eater kids making it an "away game."

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    #54

    A funny tweet about Thanksgiving, featuring a dad explaining holiday traditions to a curious son.

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    #55

    A funny Thanksgiving tweet about realizing a school party arrangement mistake.

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    #56

    Tweet about Thanksgiving meal planning humorously mentioning kids throwing food on the floor.

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    Do you count portions? I just make it and when it's gone, it's gone.

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    #57

    A tweet about Thanksgiving humor, highlighting a game vs. TV show mix-up at a girlfriend’s house.

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    #58

    A tweet about brands ignoring Thanksgiving wishes, adding humor to the holiday season.

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    #59

    Hilarious-Thanksgiving-Tweets

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    Was it three ply? I've heard of such.

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    #60

    Funny tweet about Thanksgiving, before and after having kids, discussing school holidays.

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    #61

    Tweet about kids preferring Pop-Tarts over Thanksgiving dinner, adding a humorous touch to holiday cooking.

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    I'm an oldie. My advice is - they eat or they don't eat, OK. They don't eat, no dessert. There's usually a bedroom nearby they can cry in.

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    #62

    Tweet about a chaotic Thanksgiving, kids screaming, and a funny comment about Grandma, reflecting hilarious Thanksgiving moments.

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    Maybe it’s time to bury Grandma Edna finally?

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    #63

    Tweet about a Thanksgiving gathering at Chili's with the staff, capturing a humorous perspective.

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    #64

    Tweet about Thanksgiving humor, reminding to pack granola bars for picky eaters during the holiday feast.

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    The more I read all the posts about the kids here, the more I am glad I don't have any (and won't have)

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    #65

    Twitter post by eric curtin about a funny Thanksgiving family member arriving on a horse.

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    Um...not everybody

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    #66

    Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet about avoiding conversation and passing the bottle.

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    #67

    Tweet about men texting on Thanksgiving, humorously wishing "all the best."

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    #68

    Tweet about Thanksgiving humor, kids staring at food before pie, by @momTruthBomb, posted on November 16, 2016.

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    #69

    Tweet about a parent's Thanksgiving break humor involving pie and leftover Halloween candy.

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    #70

    Tweet about hilarious Thanksgiving thoughts humorously planning a plate.

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    #71

    Man on a couch with remote control and coffee, showcasing a humorous Thanksgiving tweet.

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    WTF!?! Steve Bannon with only 2 shirts on??

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    #72

    A funny tweet about Thanksgiving baking woes, comparing pies to Da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

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    Yes he did.

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    #73

    Tweet by Amanda Marcotte humorously discussing Thanksgiving-themed lunches and her child's food preferences.

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    #74

    Tweet humor about Thanksgiving, kids not allowed to eat before the big meal.

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    #75

    Hilarious Thanksgiving tweet about a daughter's love for mac 'n cheese and desserts over the holiday dinner preparation.

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    Nope

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    A man looking serious in an office setting with a funny Thanksgiving tweet overlay.

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    No idea what this means

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