HoneyBun Arts
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Hello! My name isn’t important- but you can call me HoneyBun! I have a few OCs who I will show off occasionally. Mossie is my most recent. Xx bye bye!
HoneyBun Arts • upvoted 39 items 10 months ago
This Little Lady Wasn't Even Ours.. She Jumped Into Our Boat From Another. She Got Trevor To Rub Her Belly And Me To Give Up My Captain's Hat In Under A Minute. Who Doesn't Love Dogs?!?
He Usually Gets A Bit Of Chicken Or Pork In His Bowl If We’re Having It. The Salad Did Not Go Down Well…
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A french manager and a Karen were arguing. Karen: customers are kings. Manager: you're in France, here we decapitate kings.
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English class in Middle School Kid A - "yo, Kid B, your mama waited on me at McDonalds last night. Must feel like s**t having a mom that works at McDonalds" Kid B- " at least MY mom gets out of bed to go to work" English teacher far louder than he realized "DAYUM!" The rest of us were laughing so hard, the teacher next door popped her head in to see what was going on...
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My mom was a librarian and pulled this one on a rude patron. "Are you getting smart with me?" "Would you be able to tell?"
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in middle school a boy asked when I was going to grow some boobs. So I asked him when he was donating his...... I'm still really proud of that one.
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Saw a clip of a standup comedian the other day, and he says something along the lines of "the first time I had sex it was terrible... the first time I had sex..." and a woman chimes in with "you mean yesterday? " crowd laughs for a while, and while the comedian is waiting for them to calm down you can see the gears turn in his head, once it gets down to basically a few chuckles, he just says "Glad you remember " and the crowd just lost their [marbles], it was amazing
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Someone yelled out in a Walmart , “I’m not ashamed of who I am”. Another voice echoed back, “that’s your parents job”
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