“Born To Roll My Eyes”: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Women

I hate face timing. The last thing I need is to be presentable just to talk to someone. But to each his own.

That's me all in the same hour

Near death has more hope

This is excellent.

"Eye-rolling" is my spirit emoji

Me too...me too.

My husband is sick rn so I've been sleeping on the couch with the dogs so he can get some uninterrupted rest, and I slept so well last night.

Keep looking; I don't know where they find it!

Yeah Vanessa, you're lazy and disrespectful! I finally spoke up at work recently to an annoying coworker

Yep!

Yes!

Being aromantic and with a touch of autism... yes, please. It doesn't happen often enough though

I read this "she gets mad" and I'm not sure which way I like it better.

Document everything. Screenshots are your friend.

All I want for Christmas is a million dollars

You'll be amazed at how much info you can get when you use this correctly

Only if I'm currently in hell.

"All risks are assumed by user!"

Too, too true

This actually happened to me today.

Only if you keep it to yourself. Some people will go to great lengths to make sure that no matter how miserable they are, everyone around them feels worse

My latest plot twist is my PSA level in my latest blood test puts me in the 25% chance of having prostate cancer. But the test is so inaccurate. It is like someone suddenly walks up to me with a six shooter pointed at my head and tells me there is a bullet in one chamber. But we don't know if the bullet is a blank or live. To find out we have to stick a needle up your a*s and take a dozen samples of your prostate gland. Positively primitive medicine.

Or your foot. And then you wake up needing to pee

Seriously miss my favorite scent that they don't make anymore. Can't even find something I like as a distant second.

When someone tells you their name.

Yes 😭

Keep calm and carry on

Such a simple act and yet such enormous satisfaction. Then comes the anticipation! Then comes..."Oh God, I hope it fits!!"

She looks like a little old lady from the old country

That entire family can go die in a hole!

I'm never rude, just unflinchingly honest.

Accurate

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Agreed. I got paid today and it's mostly gone already. And yet, I need a new jacket.

off topic but i love this movie

What is this “enough sleep” you speak of?

In my next life, I’m coming back as a house cat. I can sleep all day and nobody expects anything more than that from me

Nope, not weird at all.

Send it. You will feel better.

What would you like... I don't understand the question, I just want everyone else to be happy, please stop putting me on the spot!

Clueless! Great movie.

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I would say that this looks like the blind, leading the blind, but I can't quite make out what's going on in this, due to my lack of vision.

this is disturbing so eary

But eyebrows?

Literally told my boss once when I was stressed about a project “let me just lie face down on the floor and scream for 15 mins, then I’ll solve it all.” And I did. Although the screaming face down on the floor was more just pouting in the corner while my favorite coworker showed me pictures of his dog. The floor didn’t look all that clean…

This being one of them

I have no idea what that card represents. F*ck off in either direction?

i've been remembering lately. Mixed bag. I remember being awesome, but I'm stuck where awesome is seen as bad.

Well, I must be better looking than I thought!

God I can't remember the last time I had a bestie :/

I feel seen.

Correction. Overshare with ANYONE

You've got hair?

The BEST.

IDGAF (I'll definitely go, after food).

In an abandoned outlet shop-center?

Only to come home and have to clean it all up

You forgot sobbing. 😭

I am at the age where unless its necessary i know, dont tell me or involve me. Please & Thanks.

He really does look cute in the pink one.

Doesn't add up. Where are my 1 million bucks?

Sadly, is already normal.

I have no idea what this is supposed to convey.

Find a going-out-of-business sale at a bowling alley and you're golden.

Switch teams?

I can suck on a tictac and need a nap.