Zaach
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As a cashier when someone is paying cash: "hey if you can give me a penny, or a nickel I can give you a whole paper dollar back as change." If your total was $19.10 and you gave me a $20. Give me $20.10 and I can give you a dollar bill for change rather than you carrying pesky spare change around. This was back in the late 90s or early 00s. I know this confused people back then, it would totally explode someone's brain now.Show All 4 Upvotes
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"We don't have any other choice." "We have no choice" "There's no other way" Usually it is just lazy writing to justify doing something stupid. If there really was no other choice it would be apparent to the audience from your storytelling.Outdoor-Snacker reply
A Clockwork Orange was up there on the list.VidelSatan13:
I can watch a lot of horror but I watched it once and never again
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As a cashier when someone is paying cash: "hey if you can give me a penny, or a nickel I can give you a whole paper dollar back as change." If your total was $19.10 and you gave me a $20. Give me $20.10 and I can give you a dollar bill for change rather than you carrying pesky spare change around. This was back in the late 90s or early 00s. I know this confused people back then, it would totally explode someone's brain now.LadyCiani reply
A chicken is an animal. Therefore it's not vegetarian. Worked in a vitamin store in college and was explaining to someone that vitamin D is extracted from lanolin in sheep's wool, so it depended on if you were vegan or not. And they hit me with fish and birds are not animals. The specific thing she said: "What about a chicken? It's not an animal, it's a fowl!" My assistant manager told her something like, "Oh well remember the 20 questions game? Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable? A chicken isn't an a mineral or vegetable." They left in a huff and made huge complaints about us. Me in particular because I couldn't believe how stupid they were (and I have no poker face). I was not/am not cut out for retail.itsfroggyout reply
I used to run a feed store in an affluent area. We sold baby chicks, which were only females, for egg laying. This guy comes in and is adamant about needing a rooster for more egg production. That's not the case. I explained how the reproductive, egg laying process was. He just wasn't getting it. I was at my point, and plus, the fact I couldn't order just 1 rooster, I could only order roosters in a batch of 50. I had to put it extremely bluntly to him, and I asked him, "Sir, does your wife need you around every month to get her period?" His jaw drops and says, "OH my, how foolish could I be. " Another customer asking "Where is the mother chicken?" Me, "They don't need the mother hen." Her, "How can they survive without their mother? You buy chicken breast at the store. She needs to breastfeed!" Me, "That's not how it works.".pajmage reply
"Why are you shut tomorrow?" "Uhh...because its Christmas day?" "But what if I need something?" "You...youre in the store now? Just buy it now?" "But I dont *need* it now!" "......".This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet