50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page

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She's a keeper.

WE MARCH AT DAWN

AWWWWWW!!! I hope he takes many, many more!!

No matter how many times I see this, I still think it's funny.

For what they charge i am not sure they would care too much

This is called a Eel Goby or Worm Goby btw :3 they're somewhat rare and feed on small fish and crustaceans! while often portrayed by pet stores as aggressive, they're pretty docile and also nearly blind! Not only are they found in austrailia, but also Japan, Eastern Africa, and New Caledonia!

"No capes, dahling."

My Wife's theory: 'Men like you have a higher external pain threshold because you do stupid things and hurt your yourselves a lot when you're growing up. But you don't have to live with periods from your pre-teens until your 40's or 50's, so you don't build an tolerance to internal pain.'

Same. So annoying

Haha this is fantastic

Smooth.

As a former smoker, they do get gross and stale.

Amazing

"Drive to Cincinnati?" Did they wrong someone in a previous life?

I'd much rather go looking for Batman.

They're bringing you presents be they like you. Birds are smarter than most people think. Especially crows. They are smart AF.

He sounds like a keeper.

Eh, rafiki did it better

Wait, didn't everybody do this? 🤔

I found a student sleeping in a tent on top (roof) of a college building once...

And then go flop on the bed :)

...I like it.

I am at that stage in my life where kinder chocolates are breakfast.

What a sweet dad.

Stanley! Nice to see he's enjoying retirement. :-)

Word up.

I have many parking talents. Thus far, fortunately(?), this is not one.

Always reminds me of an episode of Highlander the TV series where Duncan cashes in a savings account from a hundred years ago.

Depends how fast he was.

That's Gurugram, a city in India. This was on my way to work . The other side gets jam packed at night.

Oops 🤦

ruh rohhhh

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'Insignificant other.' That's a new one.

Well that escalated quickly

My ex- and I send each other Mothers' and Fathers' Day greetings. Seems real normal.

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"I don't know, Steve, can someone else not on this project go and get me a chicken?"

All the damn time.

Start withdrawing it before they notice the mistake or go into hiding until the heat dies down

Fair call.

me and my #1 bestie :3

That's exactly how clever, artistic Nancy made fake IDs for her friends back in the 70s

I don't wait till my birthday, perks of being a grown up.

is this an iphone thing cuz my samsung galaxy doesnt do that and im happy it doesnt

Can relate

Sucks but pretty sure you could fight that given there's photo evidence that the car wasn't being driven at the time

I politely decline your generous offer.

The 7x seems to be smaller in the bottom answer. I think it's e^(x^2+7x) (2x+7) vs e^x^(2+7x) (2x+7)

How'd that work out for you?!

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I used to do this in my 20s XD I played a lot of FPS/fighting games in those days and it was pretty satisfying to pull off a really cool move on someone else or kill someone else's character with an anti-tank missile from across the map. Then briefly turn on voicechat and respond to their inevitable b!tching just to let them know they'd been pwned by a girl XD

As a 5'1" I love this conversation. Every time I read this I go "Aaaaaww 😍".

I feel you

Seems legit 🤣

So did the guys with Jesus.

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Haha, okay, I haven't done this, per se, but back when my ex used to inflict hours-long rants on me/lecture me for hours, I used to fake calls from my family (who lived next door) and I'd say they needed my help with my dad (who was disabled and bedridden) so I could escape the abuse. It didn't work for long, and I stayed with him way longer than I should have, but live and learn.

Hahaha

And fall in love with anyone that pays you the slightest bit of attention

Legendary.

Omg me every time lol

and when you hit a bump...

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The girl on the left was named Niece Waidhofer. She committed suicide in 2022 due to ongoing mental health struggles. (No, this pic didn't contribute to them - she was, by all accounts, a funny and quirky person who would have gotten a kick out of a gift "box".) Please take care of your mental health if you can, my fellow Pandas; I love all of you and would hate to lose any of you. As someone who has danced on the edge of suicide since I was 13 (and made two very serious attempts), my inbox/Discord PMs/Steam PMs are always open to anyone who needs a sympathetic and non-judgmental ear. <3

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Alas, I'm female, but the only birthday congratulations/notifications I get are from my optometrist, my neurologist, the bone-marrow donor registry I'm a part of, and Chewy.com, who also sends me birthday emails on my pets' birthdays XD

Snow day off work is good for you.

sweatheart?

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