30 Times People Took A Break At Work To Tweet The Whole Truth About Having To Work

Happy moment to reflect on your upcoming day off!!

Especially since those 4/5 hours typically include driving home, maybe shopping, and cooking before you get to the actual "me" time.

My boss does nothing, and I help him

👏👏👏👏

I would be in a full panic attack after 2 rooms

and even worse you have to train them to do their job on top of everything else!!

Visions of the robot in "Lost In Space" (arms waving) "WARNING Will Robinson, WARNING!"

This is you? and you never thought of photography or tour guide/travel reviewer as a career? I'm sure there are others.

I'd prefer winter break so I don't have to go out in the cold snow and ice.

we must be in the time of place that the place is the time we are in so we can time the place that is in the place........

Everyone once got one from the CEO of Nestle waters asking if anyone had seen the remote control. The outpouring of sarcasm was gratifying, one being a Chocolate Lab with a remote in it's mouth...CEO was decidedly NOT amused.

He just forgot how to open a door

Ain't that the truth! Maddening.

I like it lol

I still have a fax. But then it's in a school system, so not surprising.

You DO look tired.

“I always say I love criticism as long as it is unqualified praise.” Noel Coward

For me it usually means I don't want to be there and I want to leave

And don't forget, what's gonna be for dinner tomorrow.

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"I'm the best friend you have here because I dislike you less than everyone else does."

They would just use ZOOM or something similar.. or worse, call everyone into the conference room for a team building exercise 😔

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And then you waddle over to jeremy to ask for help

I once had a woman who ranted at me about how we DARE close between Christmas Eve and New Year. … I work at a library. A university library. The whole university was closed for that time.

This. I felt this

ameliorate

To determine if I need you to come in on Saturday !!

Yes! And then a background check that takes 6+ weeks....

I call dibs on the get a divorce person spot.

I call those, and any time the boss is out, In Office Holidays

I've never had a dream about work. However, I have had many nightmares about work.

Losing good insurance has been the hardest part of becoming too disabled to work!!

That's right up there with good, old fashioned snark!

You who cut donuts: You aren't fooling anyone.

I feel like the terms "raw dogged" and "zoom" should not be used in the same sentence.

Haha this is every day i worked at and I worked at many over the years. Husband owns a few and I have been manager more than I wanna admit for not really extra pay or pay that even matches a working manager. Like the only time as a manager that I wasn't counted on the floor was when I was doing order or payroll....

I'm looking to pretire in a year and leave the lower circle and enter that overlapping section above

I've still never figured out precisely what a "consultant" is.

unfortunate reality...

Or: lukewarm regards

I'm currently shaking, crying and throwing up, but all of those are genuine symptoms of the virus I've got. Might be flu, could be covid. Not sure yet. Either way I'm feeling absolutely lousy 😢

can i claim my clothes as a work expense??

FRRRR I RELATE TO THIS SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Then you realize Monday is a Federal holiday. ＼(｀0´)／

Great question! Ask me again in February.

Is that the rat?

Then who will tend bar?

Coworker used to laugh when I'd suck down a entire Vietnamese coffee before she could get to het desk that was just 2 cubes away.

At a certain point in adulthood, errands count as going out for the day.

"Same place I am now, but with more resentment and another 2 therapists."

If I never hear the saying, "there's still a lot of wood to chop" again in my life I'll be happy.

I didn't ask, I informed what day he needed to cover.

Soooo...4.0 then

Me too, and I'm 58 😕

You don't have a soup backpack?

omg why do i actually want this

Just summer ain't enough. Need all the others as well. 6 weeks ain't enough

And yet , everything will remain the same as before!! Glad you got it off your chest and moved on to better things.

YUP!