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Every time there is a data hack I feel more justified for feeling this way and limiting things as much as possible.

Words to live by.

We humans have some strange ideas sometimes. WTH would I want to go to a pool party and not get in the pool?

That's not all he did. Look it up, Mr. I was a hell of a guy. This story is wrong on a point however. Rosa's apartment was attacked and Mr. I put her up in a better apartment in a safer place in Detroit and footed the bill for it.

that is soo cute i wish i had a picture of my grandpa teaching me how to ride horses🥺

Man, you play a dangerous game

True

😂😂

LOL That's great!!! Totally something my son would have done.

I'm certain this is why I got away with coming to maths late so many times in my last year. Teacher knew once I was there, I would just sit and do the work, going ahead of people often. I didn't have any friends in the class so I didn't even chat when I finished the work. Usually I just read the novel I brought with me. I always hated maths and when I was put into a higher level I struggled. Then I did the basic class in year 11 & 12 and somehow it ended up being my highest mark. Even though I had forgotten my notebook for our open book exam and went through the first 20 minutes without it, until my teacher, who went to my house to get it, dropped it in.

Awesome!

About to tie the knot, as it were.

So basically the acid and the alkali cancelled themselves out

And has a suped up Chevy

I love this, because it's so true!! It took me a long time to understand that my man means what he says no subtext intended, lol, manipulative people can mess you up, thank God for the good one's!

Einstein was wrong, the greatest force in the universe isn't compound interest, it's insider trading.

Adorable lol

And most of them went into politics, or became billionaires.

He thought about it every Friday

so so many AOL cds

Germ warfare at its best!

This happened with me, only it was my id the dude was trying to use. My coworker called me up to the register, and asked my opinion on an id. We just looked at each other and laughed till the guy left.

oh that guy 100% knew his headset was still on

60% of the time, it works every time.

I think he's ready to fight the final boss.

I'd be making helicopter noises and going wacka wacka wacka wacka...

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As a server I just told people our register/computer had a limit per person per table and I couldn't override it. They were usually drunk enough not to question it.

Hahaha, hahaha! Priceless!

Male privilege is not understanding the biggest threat to her safety is the person sitting at the table with her. (But i also don't think a date needs to pay for a friend's food)

same thing........almost

Brutal

Pic not accurate, he should be wearing "Crocs"

Few men I despise more

So was I, I've never been more disappointed, every eventuality was planned for, and nothing happened.

He hits back

My fav content right now on sm, is these dumpsters getting stuck in mud, snow, small hills and people ripping them apart with their bare hands hahaaha

It is. Garage Beer Fridge is a sign a man has made it. As is the shop vac accomplishment I see you already have.

Those were the days, lol.

"Good. Good. Let the ultrasound flow through you ... "

I'd only skip maths

God forbid he be a good friend and not have any ulterior motives

I feel like moving the clock would have been a smarter, easier solution. But I'm not a plumber.

Dane County News: "Four weddings and a funeral of Kellys visiting the Olin Parks with their partners on the same day."

Doodies. P*o!

This sad..

There's often a lot of comfort in movies you know every word of.

You built your bed, now lie in it. Just not with mum!

Gas lighting in sales messages is wild.

Ok.

Suggest she's on her period. This also works wonders.

Twitter used to be fun.

I know it's a joke, but it's deep

It was YOU!

Wait all year for it and it was the best

this feels wrong

they're breathing?