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ADvor • upvoted 17 items 3 months ago

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Who?

50 Times Companies Made Social Media Fails That Left Everyone Facepalming Online (New Pics)

At least they owned their mistake, I suppose?

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Who?

50 Times Companies Made Social Media Fails That Left Everyone Facepalming Online (New Pics)

At least they owned their mistake, I suppose?

“Delusions Of Adequacy”: 50 Funny Posts That Are Both Brilliant And Completely Unhinged (New Pics)

F**k Nestle.

“Delusions Of Adequacy”: 50 Funny Posts That Are Both Brilliant And Completely Unhinged (New Pics)

Had a conservative woman tell me after I explained why requiring all citizens to pay into Obama Care makes it less expensive for everyone (long ago), "I don't like talking to you - you make too much sense." *sigh*

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi.

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

There are also debts other than financial, so maybe he does owe people in other ways too

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

In the idea world, therapists would be paid from taxes since mental healthcare should also be free, like all healthcare

50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Now "touching" is censored?

50 Entertaining Posts And Memes To Help Fight Boredom (New Pics)

I do wish more manufacturers would make smaller SUV's just like they used to do. Not all of us carry rear seat passengers but do live where we need ground clearance and the bigger doors for access, especially if you have mobility issues. We don't need every bell and whistle, we don't need 7 seats.

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ADvor • upvoted 21 items 4 months ago

Hmm, I Wonder What The Explanation Could Possibly Be? Xd

The Question Isn't Whether Rich People Are Evil Or Not. Only If They Became Evil Because They Got Rich, Or If They Got Rich Because They Were Evil

Hmm, I Wonder What The Explanation Could Possibly Be? Xd

The Question Isn't Whether Rich People Are Evil Or Not. Only If They Became Evil Because They Got Rich, Or If They Got Rich Because They Were Evil

Netizens Are Annoyed That People Won’t Stop Romanticizing These 32 Genuinely Horrible Things

Those books/movies give the B**M community a bad rap. I have friends in the community that say so much of it is incorrect.

Netizens Are Annoyed That People Won’t Stop Romanticizing These 32 Genuinely Horrible Things

Who romanticizes this? In real life I mean, not in movies

40 Innocent-Looking Photos That Hold Sinister Secrets

No, these days they murder journalists who expose the gang ra*pes and murders committed by Zionist swine

20 People Who Were Victims Of Their Own Genius

You'd think BP would remember to mention the name Titanic in this post... ultimate censorship has been achieved 🤦🏻‍♂️

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

I was thinking exactly this.

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

F*ck people who drink and drive

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

driving in dense fog at 60 mph.. what could possible go wrong?

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

Foe everyone wondering what burning a J means, it's mary-wanna. Intentionally misspelled for Bp censors

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

Why wouldn’t you ALWAYS wear those?!

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

I sincerely doubt your sky god had anything to do with it.

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

Are we really censoring búm now? Grow up, BP ffs

“No One Survived”: 50 Times People Had A Gut Feeling To Do Something And It Actually Saved Them

context: shooting

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

What? What is special here? Oh , wait, US americans can't drive a normal car.

30 Disturbing Things Autopsy Doctors Found During Examinations

When you fight with a knife it's closer proximity giving your opponent very little time and room to respond. Reflexively, the Marine did what most would do - react.

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

This just in, nobody hangs out with friends now, ever!

30 Disturbing Things Autopsy Doctors Found During Examinations

The military is not trained to subdue they are trained to be fatal

40 People Describe The Creepiest Gut Feeling That Turned Out To Be Right

Report what exactly? Being creepy is not a crime.

40 People Describe The Creepiest Gut Feeling That Turned Out To Be Right

To those in the comments below who are arguing that this is a relatively normal practice, and that vans with no rear windows are also relatively common - yes, that is fair. Equally, those actions and that type of vehicle are common to dangerous people with bad intentions. Waiting to find out which is which is VERY foolish. Also, if you DO have good intentions, maybe try not to share characteristics with serial killers and you might get much more positive results.

40 People Describe The Creepiest Gut Feeling That Turned Out To Be Right

For having an AirBnB and a workshop?

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ADvor • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

That headline makes me want to know the story behind the incident where somebody demanded her to apologize for her hair and she refused. But that probably never happened and it's just bad wording.

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

Most stick shift cars you can just hold with the clutch where it barely.. clutches. Then you release the brake pedal and switch your right foot over to the gas pedal.

ADvor • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had Something Happen To You Commonly Regarded As A Good Thing That Ended Up Causing You Problems? (Closed)

ADvor • submitted 7 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Nightmare You've Never Forgotten? (Closed)

Hi, Pandas! What Is Your Least Favorite About Bp?

Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musician Or Composer? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Story Behind Your Name/Profile Picture?

Hey Pandas! Can You Help Me Come Out To My Homophobic Family?

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Wish More People Understood?

ADvor • submitted 13 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Controversial Opinion (Political Or Not)?

What Is The Scariest Thing That Has Happened To You Or Someone You Know

Hey Pandas In A Roommate Situation, Who Should Control The Thermostat In The House?

Hey Pandas, What Are Things That You Have Been Through That Make You Feel Empty?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On Stranger Things? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where Is Your Happy Place? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's It Like Being Old? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something About Bored Panda That Infuriates You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is That One Teacher You Hated In Your Student Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Red Flag You Noticed In Doctors? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is Obviously The Dumb Neighbor? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing You Have Ever Smelled?

Have You Ever Saved Your Kid’s Life? (Or Has A Parent/Gardian Ever Saved Yours?)

ADvor • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

That headline makes me want to know the story behind the incident where somebody demanded her to apologize for her hair and she refused. But that probably never happened and it's just bad wording.

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

Most stick shift cars you can just hold with the clutch where it barely.. clutches. Then you release the brake pedal and switch your right foot over to the gas pedal.

ADvor • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

This Artist Made 40 Clever And Quirky Comics That Capture The Funniest Parts Of Life (New Pics)

Yes. Actually my time is the most precious thing I have. But so is everyone else's so I still put back my cart.

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Don't underestimate the insanity of some "gym bros" and assume the egg was boiled.

50 DIY Fails That Were So Bad, People Had To Shame Them

That's not bad at all

ADvor • commented on 15 posts 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Hilariously Chaotic Things To Have Been Spotted At Car Shows

So many checks on the bingo card for the price of one look. Awesome!

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

Wow, put matching items together and you won't have to search for them individually, what a life hack! I honestly didn't think this was news to anyone.

35 Life Hacks That Are So Simple Yet So Effective That More People Should Be Aware Of

There's a video yet to be made on "how to actually find what you're fu©king looking for on youtube"

31 Facts That Took People By Surprise When They First Heard Them, As Shared Online

strange times in berries club.

50 Times People Saw Real Glitches In The Matrix And Had To Look Twice (New Pics)

Without the jackets, they would just be two people with black hair. Really mediocre entry compared to others on the list.

50 Genius Things Other Countries Have That Make The US Feel Like It's Living In Another Century

Ah, don't worry about it, we don't get a real say in it either. Most of these pseudo-activist BS regulations only get real public after they're enacted and you suddenly wonder where the next dumb change in an everyday item comes from. There's few things less transparent than what your vote in EU elections will go to.

30 Items That Are Only Popular In Some Countries, Even Though They Should Be Popular Worldwide

TIL: Shutters are not a thing in the US apparently. Fascinating.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

On a simple factual view, yes. But the not too subtle subtext paints the artist as a rather toxic if not narcissist personaliy themself, so assuming a more or less autobiographical inspiration for the comics' plots, I'd take the depiction of other persons with a heavy grain of salt.

“I Refuse To Believe A Single Soul Wants To Eat It”: 35 People Share Overhyped Foods

To be fair, and I don't know if this applies in all markets, but here they made some major change to the recipe a couple of years ago, and it's really "meh" ever since. Before it was maybe not the best, but at least unique in a good way.

30 Hilarious Comics That Perfectly Sum Up What Being A Girl And Relationships Are Like

earliest adult wisdom: no mail means no bills.

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Sorry. I just had a moment there seeing the pic.

30 People Share Movies Where The "Strong Female Lead" Was Actually Done Right

It seems she left such an impression that the OP didn't even remember her name and just put "#actresses character".

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

On this specific topic, I'm always sighing for a second when in Armageddon they have the two space shuttles take off simultaneously and (for space travel) incredibly close to one another. If this really was the one mission to save humanity without a second chance, you wouldn't take that unnecessary risk.

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

Not to forget, you'd be hurdled around with incredible force too, if you were still in or near the building. A ruptured eardrum would be the least of your problems in many movie scenes, and they don't even get that right.

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

tbf, the more we learn about science actual, the harder it gets to do accurate science fiction, lol.

ADvor • upvoted 19 items 3 months ago

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

There are also debts other than financial, so maybe he does owe people in other ways too

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

It's a joke. It's not that deep. Please let us have memes or we won't make it.

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

In the idea world, therapists would be paid from taxes since mental healthcare should also be free, like all healthcare

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi.

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

And Fùck them. Fickt euch ins Knie.

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

AFD is a far right political party in Germany

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

“Delusions Of Adequacy”: 50 Funny Posts That Are Both Brilliant And Completely Unhinged (New Pics)

F**k Nestle.

“Delusions Of Adequacy”: 50 Funny Posts That Are Both Brilliant And Completely Unhinged (New Pics)

The Question Isn't Whether Rich People Are Evil Or Not. Only If They Became Evil Because They Got Rich, Or If They Got Rich Because They Were Evil

Hmm, I Wonder What The Explanation Could Possibly Be? Xd

50 Times Companies Made Social Media Fails That Left Everyone Facepalming Online (New Pics)

At least they owned their mistake, I suppose?

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

better than him living without a scratch and his whole family dying.

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Anyone who gets close to Trump loses

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Who?

Funny-Memes-Posts-Epicfunnypage

50 Entertaining Posts And Memes To Help Fight Boredom (New Pics)

50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Now "touching" is censored?

ADvor • upvoted an item 4 months ago

dolderer reply

I do autopsies.

Strangest - Several giant egg shaped fecaliths (rock hard poop) with multiple large clots inside the wall of the bowel completely obstructing the already hugely dilated lumen.

Worst smell - 10 day post mortem large bowel that was inflated like a balloon and filled with rather unpleasant orange goop.

Worst thing - 3 year old Munchausen by proxy victim.

Most interesting - I cut up and examine brains every Thursday. Brains are awesome.

Favorite related story - On a date with a girl and said "I like to listen to Slayer and cut up dead people."

"That's hot.".