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Sometimes in life, things just don’t go your way. A hand slips when taking a pie out of the oven, one accidentally clicks out of a document before saving, or just the good, old “slipped on some ice” are all examples of times humans tried (and failed) to do something.

We’ve gathered some of the best examples of people documenting their or someone’s failure from the “there was an attempt” internet group. So get comfortable as you scroll through this collection of others’ mistakes, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

#1

To Gain Sympathy

Alt text: Elon Musk on Fox News blaming Ukraine, with a tweet from Julia Tymoshenko expressing pride in being Ukrainian, a failed attempt moment.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how long it will take Elon to break its programming and develop self awareness?

Laughing Orc
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's programming is that sophisticated...

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Joe Reaves
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm happy to give Ukraine the credit but let's be honest the reason everyone hates Elon is Elon.

Beak Hookage
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything other than accept the fact that everyone hates him because he's a horrible person

The Darkest Timeline
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAGA loves him because he’s every bit as horrible as they but he has the resources to make the people they despise suffer.

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Emilu
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was gonna say! We don't hate you because of Ukraine. We just hate you ❤️

Mreoww
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Ukraine’s clearly doing us all a favour then.

azubi
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought Tim O'Shenko was Irish.... I'll see myself out.

Riley Quinn
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, you stupid little privileged child. I hated you long before Russia invaded Ukraine. I will hate you in war time. I will hate you in peace time. You're a despicable person. I have more respect for cockroaches than for you.

Trashy Panda
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because nothing is his fault

Susan Teter
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3 months ago

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Rich Black
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ukraine only make a good first impression once.

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    #2

    To Form A Competent Health Department

    Man speaking at a podium with another man in the background, illustrating there was an attempt that failed spectacularly.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science is too woke now. I have some none woke essential oils to sell you, they cure cancer, measles, gayness and communism.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Woke". An appropriated word stripped of all meaning and rendered a thought-terminating cliché used to justify any atrocity under the sun.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racism has some really weird mechanisms to it. The one here is this: force people into a position, complain when they start being successful in that limited position, take it away by turning it into a bad thing/stereotype/bogeyman and exploiting them again. Woke/DEI, hair, music, watermelons... history is littered with examples.

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    Shark Lady
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RFK Jr is turning as orange as Trump

    Mabelbabel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the tangerine tan is there to feed the worms that are eating their way through their brains. It'll be like Swiss cheese in there.

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ACA saved my son's life when he was diagnosed with cancer. It isn't perfect but no health coverage is

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As happy as I am for you (and I’m genuinely VERY happy), I’m cant help thinking your son may have been the last one the ACA saved. 😰

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    Nils Skirnir
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important to understand what’s behind all this. The uber-wealthy don’t want anything that might make life better for most people. They want more uneducated folks under 25 and more folks to die young. Why? Increases demand, reduces their taxes, and more s*x slaves. Look at Texas as an example

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the forced pregnancies-those are to replace the population killed off because the woke vaccine was banned.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows why one shouldn't eat roadkill.

    joann fielding
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bathe in raw sewage..... with your grandkids.

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    Tabitha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how shaky RFK Jr’s voice is when he speaks. Is it the worm or is he on some kind of meds? Either way, he sounds like someone whose health is so shaky they’re going to keel over any moment.

    pinkytoes
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's had that speech problem since the 90s. it's the same issue NPR reporter Diane Rehm had, I remember her interviewing him once this is just for clarification. I am NOT supporting RFK

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    lwolf1952
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what wouldn't bother me? Another dead Kennedy.

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a thought, perhaps someone in charge of a country's health should actually have had a fully qualified practicing medical background. The only reason this guy got the job is because he promised to back the GOP Administration in the last election. He's following his OWN agenda and it's not based on science and facts. Almost the opposite.

    Tamra
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've just described Trump's entire cabinet. He's surrounded himself with a collection of unqualified village idiots, hired solely for their sycophancy.

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    Parmeisan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not believe there was an attempt at competency here. Absolutely not the intention.

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    #3

    To Be A Christian

    Screenshot of a social media post with a woman holding an American flag, part of failed attempt moments online.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jesus was always waving the Roman flag around.

    Ghostchaplain16
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing even remotely consistent with Scripture about this statement. Nothing is less Christlike than what's happening in Gaza; including America's silent complicity. We Americans have never looked less like Jesus than we do now. Anyone who says this (the meme above) hasn't read their Bible lately. Sigh!

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Evangelicals stand with Israel because Israel needs to be in control of Jerusalem in order for the end of the world to happen. They all think the end days are to be worked towards and welcomed because they all think they're going to heaven.

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    Gebidozo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the Old Testament does explicitly state that the Israelites had a divine right to slaughter any Canaanite to get the land. Naturally, people have evolved since then, and Jesus wouldn’t have condoned that. This is what happens when people take the Bible literally, out of context, and failing to understand that the stories in the Bible are a reflection of a long process during which people were very slowly becoming more mature.

    Kira Okah
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of it is metaphor, especially the Old Testament. So often do I see the phrase about lusting and emissions, out of context, with not one person realising that it's the middle of a metaphor warning about the fall of a kingdom, which is stated at the beginning of said metaphor.

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    shg stewart
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only "genocide" in human history where the population in question goes UP over time, not down. Stop spreading modern blood libels. https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/state-of-palestine-population/

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    Len Hill
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jesus was Jewish, not a Christian

    LuLuBelle
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opposing the Israeli government's horrendous policies does not make you antisemitic

    shg stewart
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus never said that a country that got attacked by a terrorist army is obligated to provide the basics of life to the people who want to see it wiped off the map, either. Hamas wants to eradicate Jews from the birthplace of Judaism itself. The attacks on 10/7 killed the equivalent of 40 thousand Americans. Did the US have to feed the entire civilian population of Afghanistan after 9/11?

    Cindy Brick
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did?!? Boy, ya got me on that Scripture reference...

    Paulina
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she realize most of Israel is Jewish and therefore doesn't believe in Jesus as a devine prophet, not to mention God? They're NOT Christian.

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    There's something oddly fascinating about "fail" content—the videos, clips, and images of people stepping wrong, botching a stunt, or botching a situation in ridiculous ways. It may appear a little sadistic from afar: why laugh at someone falling on a skateboard or misjudging a jump? But the truth is that fail content taps into a very human mix of emotions, from empathy to relief to the simple joy of watching life’s imperfections play out in exaggerated form.

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    Part of the appeal comes from relatability. Everyone has experienced clumsy moments, embarrassing mishaps, or plans that didn’t pan out as expected. Watching a fail video is somewhat similar to seeing those everyday glitches turbocharged, wrapped, and made funny instead of embarrassing.

    #4

    To Forget About It

    Cartoon series showing a man repeatedly failing to discard Epstein files, illustrating failed attempt moments.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He blamed the Democrats for hiding the Epstein files when he was running for office. Now he has the power to release them and he is trying this pathetic "nothing to see here, hey look over there" gambit hoping his conspiracy nut followers will forget about it. Guess they ran out of black Sharpies trying to redact all the stuff in there implicating...gasp!

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which raises an intriguing question: Was he lying from the start about releasing them (entirely plausible), or had he really failed to consider his own prominent place in them (considering his narcissistic persona and mental condition also entirely possible)?

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    KatWitch57
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "and I just grab them by the p***y" man should not be in office!

    Emilu
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, he's full of such rubbish I even forgot he said that.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite recent memes said that if someone says "What's he done now?", more than half the world will think of the same person without further information.

    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true 😅 I even have told myself to be true that he has broken more than just the 10 commandments in the bible. There are more crimes out there for him to break before he dies hopefully of old age as soon as possible if my wish will come true. I'm wishing extremely hard for all of us.

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    Jaime Herrera
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! Let's focus on that then, and forget that he led a f***ing INSURRECTION against this country (and is a FELON and was IMPEACHED twice).

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country that is called a treasoner and there is a special kind of punishment for that. Didn't think the US was so far from the rest og the world but yet here we are!

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    Dee Rutherford
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember, he’s in office thanks to the Musky

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fvck Trump, and fvck the people who made this situation possible.

    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you all remember the 13 year old girl named Catherine who decided not to file a charge against Trump and another guy for r**e because she was afraid of revenge from these people who got money that power? When Trump had already ripped her clothes of he threw money at her and told her that this should be enough for abortion if there would be any consequences after the r**e. Poor little girl. She must have been so scared.

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    #5

    To Be Consistent

    Screenshot of a social media post showing a failed attempt at political commentary with offensive language.

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    Laughing Orc
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Joey wants to do what to Biden's prostate? 😳

    Joe Reaves
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure most people who celebrated Hogan's death were celebrating it because he was a huge a*****e. Sure being a Trump supporter also usually means you're an a*****e but he was a huge a*****e way before Trump discovered politics.

    Tamra
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same d0uchebag who just stated that all trans people should be rounded up, detained, studied and treated as a terrorist group. He's an idiot rage bait poster, and a perfect representation of the Trump era.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait one second. The Left was celebrating Hogan's death, and I didn't get an invite to this celebration???

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F Hulk Hogan too

    Patricia Pitsel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empathy, obviously - it's what you expect from others

    ymzn8j5zsf
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manniarino: what a stupid c**t!

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    #6

    To Claim Greenland Wants To Be Part Of USA: Press Release From All Five Greenlandic Party Leaders Strongly Condemns Trump's Statements On Annexing Greenland

    Printed statement by Greenland’s party leaders rejecting division attempts amid scenic icy landscape, showcasing there was an attempt fail.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Trump knows there's no chance of the US getting Greenland or Canada. He just says stuff like that to get attention. President of the United States, and he still craves attention. Father issues much?

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke and mirrors folks, to get you to watch this and not what he is really doing ...................which is destroying the US.

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    Jac Carr
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll drag this up again soon when people are bored of his current distraction tactic of sending the national guard in for no reason. RELEASE THE TRUMP/EPSTEIN FILES

    Tim Gibbs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in a treaty somewhere if Denmark wants to give up Greenland then they have to offer it to the U.K. first?! 🤣

    Auntriarch
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that sounds like fun. I sincerely hope it's not true

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    Never Snarky
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all for distraction from his crimes.

    Jane Hower
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need NEED bases on Greenland to protect us from Russia. Just look at a globe to see why.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American (for now ) and am just so confused. Where does the Orange Buffoon get off claiming the US is going to "claim" Canada, Greenland & the Gulf of Mexico? I mean seriously, WTF?

    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He becomes a plague to any and everything he touches,talks or knows about. I have a feeling that this doesn't blow over until hopefully the department of him of this earth deep down to hell as we all know. It's just as the year 1666 London. The plague will destroy so many lives before it eradicates completely of the face of the earth. When he goes to hell he will be able to do so much more damage down there than the devil can cope so were does one go then? When even he'll is to good for you?

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody in their right mind would want to be part of the U.S. anymore.

    Beak Hookage
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed that this whole nonsense about annexing both Greenland and Canada seems to have been quietly dropped.

    LastButNotLeast
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, it's a yesterday's news that he send some "friends" to make people change their mind about it

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    Janet Sparrow
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    3 months ago

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    I think I’m right about this one, but Trump says he wants Greenland because it’s strategic. But Greenland is part of Norway, although independent so it therefore is part of NATO am I right? This means that Trump would be able to “enjoy“ the proximity of a NATO nation and without having to annex Greenland. Except he’s too stupid to know that.

    Pernille
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janet, please get some basic knowledge before posting, Greenland is part of Danmark, not Norway!

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    It's comforting to realize that failure is not unique to us, that even the most self-assured, sporty, or well-trained individual has a moment when gravity, timing, or just sheer bad luck gets the better of them. Laughing at another's pratfall can, in a roundabout way, make one feel better about his or her own.

    #7

    To Get Married By A Priest

    Groom's wedding canceled after failed attempt with a hidden message on his shoe, causing a viral reaction and social media debate.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the priest on this one, it a silly and mean joke.

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And inappropriate! You just don’t joke about some things. I would be as concerned as the priest that the man really meant it and didn’t have the sac to back out. (I know whereof i speak: I needed and wanted desperately to back out of my own wedding, but 75 people had traveled from China for it and I couldn’t let everyone down so I went through it, even though my uncle, who gave me away, offered to drive me to Vegas to escape everyone for the weekend.) (I do, however, have no qualms about jokes at funerals, as jokes are how many of us cope with those awful things. We might s***z out and lose our 💩 if not for trying to make light of the situation.) (I mean private jokes, not standing up and making a public mockery of the whole thing.)

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you speak with your shoe, don't be surprised if your foot's in your mouth.

    Gebidozo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely agree with the priest on this one. What a dumb, tasteless joke.

    Tim Douglass
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pastor who has performed lots and lots of weddings I am 100% with the priest on this one. People sometimes seem to think of a wedding as just a fun party, not realizing that (setting aside the spiritual aspect of it) it is possibly the largest legal event of most people's lives. It is a huge commitment and anyone who jokes about it in the midst of the ceremony really needs to re-think things. Think of it as how you want to present yourself before a judge who is going to assign half your property to someone else so they can manage it for you.

    Mabelbabel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its nearly as tasteless as those wedding cake toppers where the bride is dragging the groom down the aisle by his collar, while he's clinging onto a bottle of alcohol and a games console. Ok, its a joke, but its an unfunny and stupid joke.

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳 Those exist?! I can’t imagine a genuine bride wanting to be represented that way! If someone were to put that on my cake, I’d burst out crying from shame (and I’m a gamer!). What bride wants people to think she a harridan who steamrolled and dragged her husband kicking and screaming (and drinking and gaming) into marriage?

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    KieLeaHar
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I NEVER find this funny. Ever. How disrespectful to the bride.

    Shelli Aderman
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #TeamPriest, the groom is an arsèhole!

    David Morgan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to say the groom is a fool, or a bad person, but at the very least they have seriously misjudged the meaning of marriage. As others have said, it's a legally-binding contract (setting aside any religious beliefs which are person-specific). Acting like you are being coerced into it will not be seen as funny by the officials.

    Zena
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I'll say it for you: the groom is a fool at best, and yes, possibly a bad person (not enough evidence to weigh in on that part). But he certainly ruined the bride's day, and that doesn't make him a good person.

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    Chirp
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably a joke but the priest acted correctly.

    Tabitha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate a good joke as much as the next person, but I agree with the priests here. There are some things you simply do NOT joke about. Period. Your marriage ceremony! where you take your vows—-solemn and serious vows—-happens to be one of those things. It is a serious commitment you’re making, one of the most important commitments of your life (another being your children), and stupid joking around about it merely puts you as an a*****e who will never make a good spouse.

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    #8

    To Project P***philia Onto Democrats

    Pie chart showing total offenders by political affiliation with majority Republican at 67.4%, followed by unknown, Democratic, and Libertarian.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not worry, Trump said he would drain the swamp! Pity it is his own swamp. Well at least he has complete integrity when it comes to underage girls and worrying behaviours of older men.

    Jac Carr
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know this; that's why Republicans minds always goes to s*x when kids are around adults. They say it's out of concern but normal people don't automatically jump to children having s*x

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago

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    Hey, how about boycott p e d o criminals, or boycott corrupt politicians, or boycott hypocrites...oh wait, that's you because I'm sure all of your politicians are perfect saints wherever you call home.

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    Tabitha
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the transcripts of Maxwell’s interview with Blanche is a mention she makes of Epstein’s “friends” also being members of TACOPEDO’s administration. So the people running our country were all members of the same child s*x trafficking ring—-the very thing they were trying to blame on Democrats, only their version claimed it all took place on the moon. F*****g—-correction, kidfucking—-hypocrites.

    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember Catherine the 13 year old that was going to charge Trump with r**e but didn't go through with it because she was afraid of all the powerful people that had all the money in the world. She backed down.

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    Janelle Collard
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!/s And guess who pays for the most pregnancy terminations? 😁

    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump did that at least once and she was 13 and her name was Catherine. Poor little girl.

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    Gunný Petersen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the commander in chief is a pedophile and a rapist so this makes totally sense other than the blatant disregards for other humans or anything that's good for other people except themselves. Mostly racist homophones and neo nazis and other crappy disgusting people like that pieces of s***s. Don't know about one person republican that I find nice or even just Ok. For me its republican- equals evil idiots that should most of them be in prison like the orange garbage fart drag queen leader. Funny that these people should want a super rare person called a minority by all of us to be their leader I mean who's more of a minority than an old fat orange drag queen who s***s his pants all day long and wears high heels to be taller and has so small hands which he vayws constantly for no reason wath so ever all the time also. This is what they want in a leader?? These MAGA people are some of the world weirdest people and to think that they actually can breath on their own is mind-boggling.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Data source? This does look rather made-up ...

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my thought exactly. And let's not forget that Bill Clinton was also a guest at love island.

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many drag queens did nothing ..... so many priests did disgusting things (yeah I know religious karen, i'm mean towards religion, but its totally deserved, you can downvote now)

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously put together by a lib/tard commie dem.

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    #9

    To Force Ukraine To Use Starlink

    Screenshot of social media and news posts highlighting a failed attempt involving Starlink satellite service in Ukraine.

    flopsychops Report

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, NO. Elon Musk invented Starlink. He also invented satellites, internet, orbits and Ukraine. This French company is going to be sued out of existence for infringing on all his ideas...

    Miki
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh so that's whyyyyy.. On polish meme site I saw screenshots from the Internet of ppl selling starlink from Ukraine but I didn't know wtf.

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big reason to love the french even more and a more reason to hate Musk than I thought possible. Bless the french and their big heart for other people 💓

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-Russian Musk explaining to Ukraine that his Starlink system is safe to use.

    bob french
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait,it's made by the FRENCH???

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that actually can happen to two companies in two countries 😉

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    Mike Ray
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two completely different technologies delivering two completely different services

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    There's even a little harmless defiance in mocking fails. Perfection, control, and achievement are prevalent social expectations that are strongly promoted, but fail content does away with all that. It reminds us that life is dirty, unpredictable, and sometimes just downright absurd.

    #10

    To Use South Park's Satire As An Ice Recruitment T**l

    South Park tweet mocking Homeland Security with cartoon of masked officers in a car, highlighting failed attempt humor.

    AldrichUyliong Report

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A study should be done to see what percentage of ICE members couldn't breathe if they wore a mask during Covid.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will take so much work and time to uncover and undo the mess the American SA is doing.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the ICE Barbie, the dog elimination chick?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: any armed, masked man, who declines to provide a warrant OR identification proving they are a federal agent, will be shot in the head - because I have a right to defend my home & family against intruders. (No, I am NOT a MAGA sycophant).

    #11

    To Call Yourself A Genius Businessman

    Steve Wozniak and Elon Musk side by side in a post about failed attempts involving accusations and public controversy.

    what_eve_r Report

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAND................so what's new?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also make a statement about the Pope's religion, and where bears poop?

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, YA THINK? What tipped you off, brainiac?

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes a billionaire to stop a billionaire

    JL
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALSO BREAKING: Water is wet.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏻…👏🏻…👏🏻…

    dollh h
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did a few million others, but Woz outranks us, apparently.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Woz dislikes you, you done seriously messed up somewhere.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is only one real genius here. Hint : beard

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    #12

    To Keep It Hidden

    Meme showing failed attempt to hide funny pictures, featuring humorous images of a man in awkward scenarios.

    im_the_idiot Report

    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    according to Snopes.com , the left image is AI generated. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/musk-crop-top/

    Zena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care. Considering how much fake s**t Leon and his Oompa Loompa generate and propagate, this is mild.

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The first ones had rubber skin and were easy to recognize.” Kyle Reece.

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    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly...he's never looked better.

    Abel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right one looks like Quagmire from Family Guy (and the same mindset of that cartoon character).

    G A
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's what millions of dollars of failing plastic surgery has tried to shore up

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    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and this weirdo is denying his own daughter because she is trans? She should be the one denying her father for being who he is. To many s**t to name all things about him that's disturbing.

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    Seeing someone trip over their own enthusiasm or miserably mess up a straightforward task is a relief from the scripted, filtered world of social media, where everything looks perfect. Fails restore balance to things; they're a reminder that under the glaze, humans are beautifully imperfect.

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    #13

    To Blame Democrats For A Government Shut Down

    Screenshot of a political Twitter exchange, showing there was an attempt to negotiate but failed spectacularly.

    TheRealRosey Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how it's functioning, I don't think we need it. What if we just fire every elected official and everyone appointed by a.president or Congress? Regardless of party affiliation. Then do without those people until the next election...

    AtMostAFabulist
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    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter if we fire the elected officials? Trump is bypassing them all anyway?

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AOC for president?

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn't get m******d first the time may come, still several decades left in her.

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    Cookiejar
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Dutch citizen I’m surprised you call a nation where the only realistic choicefor elections consists of 2 parties. That’s not democracy but lunacy. We have elections in 9 weeks and can vote for 54 different parties. That’s the otherside of the coin: too much…..

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please shut it down. I just don't want to read any more about what the gd white house and the idiot congress are doing to ef over the country.

    Austzn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is so awesome. ❤️

    turk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason for government to exist is to serve the people it governs. Anyone who thinks the government should be run like a business is an abject moron. And that's how we got Trump.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we pay taxes to keep the government running….then if they do a shutdown, I think we should quit paying taxes.

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    #14

    To Gaslight A Humanitarian Crisis

    Tweet criticizing claims about Gaza starvation with images of severely malnourished children, illustrating failed humanitarian attempts.

    Used_Tea_2651 Report

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump and the Republicans don't care...........there is no money to be made with starvation!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah; reading the question (“Are you willing …”) all I could think it was” Do you *really* hafta ask?” If he were willing to feed ANYONE, it CERTAINLY wouldn’t be people he’d detain and deport if they were standing in front of him.

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US government left children and the elderly die of starvation after Katrina, so… they just don’t care.

    Kathy Pearlman
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really sad part of this is that these kids look exactly like H*******t (the WWII one) victims. Holocaust-...129244.jpg Holocaust-68b495a129244.jpg

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're curious if the b00b who had photos of himself sunning at his proposed resort in Gaza gives a cr@p about a bunch of starving kids?

    Barbara Potter Pinto
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies!!!!! We treat our dogs better! Isreal cannot EVER claim Godlyness! Today's Isreal is a nation of KILLERS!

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump always believes dictators in all forms and sizes. And another thing do you seriously believe that a person who is a pshycopath a serial liar borderline extremely r******d a professional scammed a taxfraud and a treasoner of his own country with the darkest soul if he has one would choose starving inocent children? Sorry to bear the horrible truth but he feeds on other people's misery and pain. I truly believe that his death alone would be a blessing to the rest of us. A psychologist once said that he had never known the level of depravity in one man like Donald Trump. It really said alot about who he is as a human being. I could easily believe that even the devil in hell would be to good for Trump. He's another level of evil that no-one has known

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netanyahu lies. Isn't that against his "religion?"

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come nobody mentions that Hamas deliberately put their underground HQ right under the hospital? Or that Hamas gets the aid supplies first, then gives what's left to the people? Or that the young man who publicly called for the dismantling of Hamas was assassinated? Or that NONE of the surrounding Arab (Muslim) countries will take the Palestinians (because of their history of destabilizing the society)?

    Harlsen Chesterton
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Israel does exactly the same thing with their underground HQs. 2. An independent UN investigation found there to be no evidence that Hamas were routinely taking food aid for themselves. These finding were support by Israeli Military officials. 3. Israel have carried out 39 political assassinations since Oct 7 and over 2,300 since the establishment of the State of Israel. 4. No country wants to take 100s of thousands of refugees into their country. This many refugees will always have a destabilizing effect. This "argument" is the most insidious of all because at its heart is the suggestion that Palestinians are so terrible they deserve to wiped off the face of the Earth.

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    Dane
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~It's beach-front property. Trump wants it leveled so he can turn it into a "Trump" resort.

    Nix
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fetuses in those pictures, so conservatives don't care about them

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    #15

    To Give Americans A Tax Break!

    Tweet screenshot showing a failed attempt at a presidential tax plan announcement causing a humorous reaction.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will just take a few years to balance the budget though, longer than the presidency, also he has all the plans written down but that morning the dog ate his homework so Trump cannot do it now.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the point. He wasn't lying, he just had no intention of EVER balancing the budget.

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump has never managed to balance a budget.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has managed to go bankrupt multiple times though...

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    timhood
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're working on a plan. It should be available in two weeks."

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean after he gets someone to cook the books, right?

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't hold my breath on that one..........................

    Donna Crowe
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last president to balance the budget was Bill Clinton.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first Glace when I saw "Commerence Secretary, I thought it read Communist Secretary.

    dragon
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the biggest lies ever told

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He promises much, but never delivers.

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    On a more primal level, fail content works because it takes us by surprise. Comedy is often about the unexpected, and there's nothing more unexpected than watching someone switch from being absolutely confident to being absolutely wrecked in an instant. That sudden shift, a skateboarder soaring toward what looks like a flawless landing, only to smash up spectacularly, provides us with the comic tension and resolution our brains naturally desire. The humor isn't just at the individual, but at the absurdity of the speed with which things can turn around.

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    #16

    To Not Have Your Wheel Cover Look Like An American Flag Instead Of A Giant Anus

    White SUV with a crumpled American flag tire cover showcasing a failed attempt at patriotic decoration on a sunny day.

    whatarethuhodds Report

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point in time, making the US flag looking like an аsshole is entirely and deservedly appropriate. The shame I feel talking to my European and Syrian friends and Ukrainian family is killing me.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friends understand that you can't be held responsible for your politicians, especially if you voted against them. Staying home on polling day doesn't count, though.

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    Tamra
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a patriotic an*s, isn't it?

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that an artistic representation of the orange p3do in chief ?

    rustyscate
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flag didn’t vote for trump! 🙄

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a big pathetic a**s😅😅😅

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the way the U.S. is presently behaving….🤔 (and I say this as an American.)

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An US flag! (Yes, I know it's "A" because you weirdos pronounce U as though preceded by a consonant. Killjoys!)

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    #17

    To Get Fit And Healthy

    Shadow of a McDonald's sign casts over a Planet Fitness building, creating a "There Was An Attempt" funny visual moment.

    anikkundu1998 Report

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my town there is a fitness centre situated right between a KFC and McDonalds, with an Oporto and Subway across the road 🙄😅

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a Weight Watchers clinic right next door to a Cheesecake Parlour. Guess which one went out of business and which one is still thriving.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing inconsequential here. Eat a burger and go burn the calories.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Amsterdam, there's a McDonald's "family restaurant" with seating looking out at a s*x shop opposite, with all the products on display.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kind of cancel each other out. 🍔

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister lives down in Texas, and at the gym she goes to an eloté place from across the street likes to place a sign outside of the gym's door... 🤣

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my local mall, there is a Five Guys right next to the Weight Watchers.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked Planet Fitness. It was affordable, clean, had a variety of equipment, and a quiet environment. And on Fridays, they had free pizza for the members.

    Emilu
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We he have a gym and a Maccas right next to each other as well. The gym actually originally did marketing/advertising based on people eating burgers when they first opened, though I don't think they do any more.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local gym is one floor up from the road. The lifts are clearly signed, but you just try finding the stairs ...

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    #18

    To Be An "Alpha" Male

    Fox News interview with Maye Musk, attempting to stop laughter at her son Elon Musk during live election coverage.

    Eienkei Report

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wants us to stop laughing at her son, she needs to get him to stop doing stupid things

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummy needed to go on national television to defend her wee babe.... sorry, alpha male man's man from getting bullied?

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... The apartheid industrialist got her widdow feelings huwwt?

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we would'nt have to if you had told him No every now and then.

    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Elongated Muskrat was born, the doctor should have slapped the mother.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See where he gets his "good" looks.

    Zena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extreme plastic surgery and hair plugs?

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just please don't deport him. We don't want him back.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...just because he rode the short bus to school...

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    And, of course, the best fail clips are the ones where nobody gets seriously harmed. The comedy comes from trips, slips, and harmless errors rather than true hurt or suffering. Viewers instinctively want reassurance that the subject is okay before they will laugh. It's the difference between wincing because one is afraid of injury and laughing at a harmless tumble. That thin line is the reason why fail compilations exist; they gather the most amusing, safest moments when something went wrong in the best way possible.

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    #19

    To Not Be A Russian Puppet

    Screenshot of a disputed social media post showing a failed attempt at spreading Russian propaganda claims.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US and intelligence are at odds with each other!

    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As European I don't like that USA and URSS are becoming allies... (sorry I wrote URSS because I am italian, I should have written CCCP or Soviet Union)

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I don't like it either, my friend. It's a shameful, worrying state of affairs.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big rump is in putin's pocket.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense." - Megadeth

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s known as an oxymoron. Like an honest politician

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you need more proof the p3do in chief works for put-in ?

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military intelligence and Trump-speak, are hopefully unconnected, I hope and trust.

    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump speaks with Putin's tongue.

    G A
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumps tongue is wedged in Putin's arsehole

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    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so stupid that he thinks every one is as stupid as he. Someone wants the non3l prize so so badly. F*****g s******d Trump.

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    #20

    To Blame The Band For Your Infidelity

    Singer performing on stage with microphone in hand during a live concert in front of a large audience.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is Coldplay 's fault that the guys tongue slipped and fell into the lady's mouth.

    Jeff Hunt
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a fair grip on her b***s too. If I remember correctly.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Sue Coldplay? :)

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that when you buy tickets to any event at a large arena like this the conditions include the fact that you may be filmed and shown on camera.

    timhood
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coldplay should say, "Bring it on! Just keep in mind that *when* you lose, we will ask the court to award us attorney fees."

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they hadn't been doing something wrong they wouldn't have been caught. That's like a burglar suing his victim because the TV he stole broke

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had just waited five seconds for the camera to move on, nobody would have noticed anything. Did you notice how the lust-birds deserted each other?

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    Vinnie
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Musick has charms to soothe a savage breast" - Who among us hasn't grasped a seatmate's shirt buttons during Handel's "Hallelujah" Chorus? 🫢 Which is why my side piece and I listen to baroque choirs in the safety of my suite at the Bellagio. What happens in Vegas d**n well stays there!

    StPaul9
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the mysterious 'Source'. I assume that the person's actual name.

    G A
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His first name is Alphonse. A. Nonomouse Source.

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    Janet Sparrow
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a lawyer and honestly, there’s really no way he can sue Coldplay. He was out there in the open, in front of everybody, and therefore placed himself to be available to pictures or video of any kind. He was there voluntarily. All they did was broadcast the picture. I would not like to be the ball team or the performance artist that had to worry about being sued because I had the camera on somebody.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's the f*king you get for the f*king you got

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    #21

    To Predict The Future

    Tweet from Donald Trump predicting economic outcomes depending on the election, part of failed attempt moments compilation.

    realDonaldTrump Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump will literally say any old s**t at any time.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's scary is that the orange rápist cult members believe his nonsense. Kamala's inflation? I mean, what? She was never in charge. But the cult members just nod in agreement - and never seem to remember that the orange rápist's promises to them have all been broken.

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where are all these good jobs and bright economic future? Was it because of the tens of thousands of federal workers he fired?

    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if he was pinocchio people in europe would be blinded by his nose

    Tabitha
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His nose would’ve reached Pluto (the ex-planet, not the Disney dog) by now.

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    Mike F
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm paying 30¢ more for gas this week than last week. I rely on coupons when buying groceries. There are so many things I *need*, not want there's a difference, but I just cannot afford it due to costs increasing astromically. Please, tell me more about this "golden age" we're headed into.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike F: but Trump reduced your grocery prices the day he took office! He reversed inflation! It must be true, because he promised it! (I'm a Brit and consequently have never heard of sarcasm. Oh yeah, and our prices keep going up too. 😬)

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    Tamra
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for that 1000% decrease in cost for medications.

    dollh h
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My prescriptions tripled. So much winning.

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    Tabitha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So instead, we’re going to have a TACOPEDO worse than 1929 depression. Only this time it’ll be both an economic depression AND a clinical one.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tabitha: Trump’s not a proven paedo. He is a proven rápist. Stick to the facts: you've got an orange rápist for a president. He chooses to put that makeup on - everyone can see it's true. He chose to rápe E. Jean Carroll. That's true too.

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    Kim Steffen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't tell the truth to save his life.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maga cultists are so dumb, they believe anything the p3do in chief says. They could see him r4pe a girl and still blame obama. Thats religious type brainwash.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw 12oz of coffee for $18 bucks at the store. Please explain Oh Great Orange One.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his greasy lips are moving, he's lying.

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    #22

    To Blame Others For A Genocide

    Screenshot of a failed attempt tweet showing a woman with a Free Palestine tattoo on her back.

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    John G
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With American made munitions

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that many other countries are providing armaments and munitions for this conflict as well, right? It's not like America has a monopoly on the weapons of war.

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    Gebidozo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hypocrisy of such Westerners who claim to be liberal yet unequivocally support the bloodthirsty religious zealots from Hamas in this conflict is staggering. To clarify, I think that Israel is committing war crimes and the worst government in its history must be stopped. But I’m so, so sick of those morons who see everything in black and white and believe that the Palestinians are all innocent lambs.

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condeming genocide and immense human suffering is not the same as supporting hamas. How about wanting both palestinian and jewish civilians to be able to live in peace?

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    Harry Gondalf
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she'd also get beaten for brazenly showing too much skin and not wearing a hijab.

    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first comment on this post before it got downvoted to death by “liberals” who, for inexplicable reasons, adore an oppressive, fundamentalist misogynistic clerical organization founded in the 7th century by a fanatical warlord who married a 9 year old girl.

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    rustyscate
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a drawing not a real tattoo smh

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really think the people who’ll ultimately k**l her care?

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    IORN
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will get s****d (with real stones, not d***s) before she makes 5 steps on the sidewalk.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free Palistine with the purchase of one at regular price.

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is that fair? You really think that we will find it ok to k**l her because of who she is just because you think so? F**k you!

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try but Palestine isn't an fundamentalist Islamic nation

    shg stewart
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no genocide in Gaza. The population of Gaza is growing, which is definitionally NOT genocide. Also, Palestinians aren't one ethnic, racial, or religious group -- there are black Palestinians whose ancestors came from Sudan and Morocco; there are white Palestinians whose ancestors came from the Balkans and Turkiye; and there are brown Palestinians whose ancestors came from the Arabian Peninsula and the Middle East. There are Muslim and Christian Palestinians. Yasser Arafat himself was born and raised in Egypt of entirely Egyptian ancestry. If Palestinians would stop trying to make Jews extinct in the place where Judaism was born, a lot fewer of them would die in wars. https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/state-of-palestine-population/

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    #23

    To Make Convincing Propaganda

    New pics showing there was an attempt moments that failed spectacularly with a child and false starvation claim.

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you want us to believe there is a cystic fibrosis epidemic in Gaza? That's not how the disease works.

    Gloria Lucraft
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is ill and not getting the meds he needs , not starving. I’ve seen other pics of kids that look like they’re starving with kids behind them fully fit and well fed 😂

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    Max Fox
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    3 months ago

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    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t care what diseases that kid does or doesn’t have; his skeleton tells me he’s HUNGRY. Well-fed children don’t look like Biafran victims. (*Yes, of *course* I care that he’s sick; I only meant that I don’t care for the purposes of the argument.)

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    Robin Roper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with Cystic Fibrosis who was in Gaza has already died. One can't live with Cystic Fibrosis without food, water, medication, sanitation, and a healthy environment.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if Pedonald repeats it, maga will say amen

    bpn6v9m6nh
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    3 months ago

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    cystic fibrosis is a disease that primarily affects jews. Good luck finding it in Gaza lol

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can find ZERO evidence to support your claim. The word “Jew” doesn’t appear on any of the CF sites I consulted. Have a look: https://cystic-fibrosis.com/statistics

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    #24

    To Cut Federal Spending

    Elon Musk's attempt to cut US federal spending fails spectacularly as record spending continues to rise.

    coachlife Report

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hunch that DOGE was less about cutting spending and more about getting unlimited access to all those federal databases...

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And letting the brownshirts lose for a while.

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    Tamra
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unleashing a spoiled, unqualified billionaire upon the federal government was one of Trump's most irresponsible decisions, and that list is exhaustive.

    liam newton-harding
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was never about the “cuts”, it was about obtaining, and selling the information.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they haven't even begun work on the trashy, gold ballroom that we'll end up paying for. How much of our taxes are paying ICE salaries?

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    #25

    To Be Covert…

    Text message exchange showing a failed attempt to justify a flight cancellation due to deicing in warm weather.

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    Mabelbabel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an AI customer service response to a passenger asking about compensation for delayed flights. Ice on the runway would be counted as 'act of god' and the delay was therefore unavoidable so the airline wouldn't have to pay up.

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If memory serves, wasn't the issue that ICE agents were chasing someone who had run onto the runway, and the AI didn't understand the difference between ICE the acronym, and ice the frozen water?

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit concerning that AI (Authentic Ignorance) is taking over customer service after taking over the US government.

    #26

    To Suggest

    Tweet screenshot showing Trump suggesting someone else could have written a letter to Epstein and used his name, a failed attempt moment.

    tamjidtahim Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone ever want people to think they were Donald Trump?

    David Morgan
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News Wire, come on, you write as a profession. 'Wrote' or 'could have written'. Pick one.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed one: it’s either “wrote letterS” or “could have written letterS,” though I’m not sure why I care about how this fiction is written.

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    JB
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In upcoming news, Trump claims that the person making the “pūssy grab” statement wasn’t him. It was an actor who just looks like him. He wasn’t there and definitely would never have said anything like that. /s

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Alec Baldwin doing his “SNL” impression of him. 😉

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    Timbob
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean could have written ?

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely what happened 🙄

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, it wasn't me, honest.

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I always take it as granted that whatever Trump says it's for certain absolut lie! Je doesn't seem to know that there is something called the truth. Even the devil doesn't want him in he'll.

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we seriously believe so but we find it amazing that you can write a letter on the other hand.so that's the curious part really. If someone had told me that you sucked his you know what I would believe it.

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    #27

    To Convince Us Immigrants Are Bringing Crime And D***s To America

    Two men posing with military weapons and stacks of cash on a yellow sports car in a failed there was an attempt moment.

    StabbyMcSwordfish Report

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's been going on since before the first attempt at a regime

    Robin Roper
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to propose the name be changed so that it is named after my FIL. He landed on Omaha Beach in the first wave of soldiers and made it up the cliff with a Bangalore Torpedo which he used to open the heavy-gauge barbed wire and concertina coils so others could safely follow. He then used the Bangalore Torpedo to take out two German machine bunkers saving hundred's of lives. DFT's racist administration was going to get back that name regardless. That it's supposedly named after someone who may have saved 3 people's lives goes to show, the only criteria was have the last name "Bragg."

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump can Bragg about some amazingly crappy stupid s**t so that is much better than a real war hero. He called them suckers and loosers and how many times did he get away with being drafted because of bonespurs again? Wish his brain had grown at least to survival stage rather than more of that fat tall orange garbage. Then it would be more common sense and a lot less orange feet. Everything is better than more of Trump thr all day s******g his diaper disaster!

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    Space Invader
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, they are bragging about it....

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the name seems to be something that sounds absolutely amazing for a r****d like Trump. For him it's a good thing to Bragg so the name must be the best name ever.

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A violent dung ring? 🤔

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admiring a s******g all day in the big boy diaper s******d of the brilliant MAGA people who adores fat orange garbage fart drag queen's that wear a big boy diaper rather than being a normal person who isn't a fartfeeder because being bad is so cool and also because diaper Don likes bad people. Just writing this wants me to stop thinking about how some people gets themselves in a despicable situations were this mindset is something to admire. Disgusting f*******s.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in NC about 2 hours or so from Fayettenam (Fayetteville) and I haven't seen or heard anything about this on the news.

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    #28

    To Link Obama With Jeffrey Epstein

    Two men sitting on stools drinking beer at a small table in a casual Southeast Asia eatery, a failed attempt moment.

    AldrichUyliong Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a great ep where he eats Pho and talks politics with Obama in Hanoi. People who haven't seen it, go check it out! (Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown season 8 ep 1)

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a Magat could come up with that.

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Anthony Bourdain, being constantly mistaken for someone so vile

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT ANTHONY LIKE THAT 🤬

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect that the author doesn't regret his mistake and won't do anything to retract it. Even worse he might have known the truth all along, and hoped no one else would.

    Socrates
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …who’s going to tell him…

    Jaime Herrera
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . with Charles Barkley. LOL.

    David Beavers
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An insult to Bill Hicks as well. An amazing comedian who had no love for Reaganites. RIP Bill.

    Valli Cawte
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Anthony Bourdain 2016 Vietnam NOT Epstein

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    #29

    To Claim It's Not A Genocide

    People survey large crater and rubble after reported Israeli airstrike in Gaza, illustrating failed attempt to avoid destruction.

    TheKayleMain Report

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this day and age, with more information than ever, with the United Nations against such actions, genocide is not only possible but going on in front of our eyes.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UN is a joke. They did NOTHING in Srebrenica, f**k all in Rwanda, and if you google "A*****t on Sudan’s Zamzam refugee camp may have killed more than 1,500 civilians", and read what The Guardian reports, you will be feeling sick to your stomach.

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    JP Doyle
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointing out the actions of a government is NOT anti-Semitism. It has nothing to do with their state religion. It has everything to do with their state's POLITICAL actions.

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got ready for those two groups to get shut down by Netanyahu

    Virgil Blue
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, when even your own people who have no love for your opponent accuse you of war crimes, then you have been committing war crimes.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't start it / do it" is not an excuse. When faced with two boys fighting my response has always been "If I have to find out what happened, you are all in serious trouble!". Come along people, just f*in pack it in.

    #30

    To Inform

    Bar chart showing number of journalists and media workers k****d by war, highlighting failed attempts to protect media personnel.

    5_meo Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t have impartial reporters get in the way of your propaganda. So you get them in the way of a bullet.

    Fabrice Neyret
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok it's ultra-bad, but note that old stats are probably very incomplete, especially on the non-occidental side.

    Marie
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are also a lot more media outlets now. I doubt the number of journalists was significant during the US civil war... Comparing what is comparable, the difference between Ukraine and Gaza is interesting.

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    war .... tsahal is actually more accurate

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    #31

    To Promote An Ethnic Cleasing In The 21st Century By The Wsj

    Tweet showing a controversial opinion article about relocation comparing Indians, Pakistanis, and Gazans in a failed attempt moment.

    SameItem Report

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's, sadly, right about one thing. There are plenty of examples of population transfer from the 20th century. I can't think of any positive, uplifting examples. Or examples of one done willingly. But there are plenty of them.

    Nea
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian here and this headline is exactly why. Learn from the bloody history!!!

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    Mabelbabel
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He kìlled off about that number with the way covid was handled, so another million somewhere isn't going to bother him.

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    Nils Skirnir
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called ethnic cleansing

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that India/Pakistan thing worked out as harmoniously as the writer seems to assume.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Israelis can't relocate and give back their land to Palestinians?

    jwlx
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Israel offered a 2 state system decades ago. The Palestinians rejected it because they wanted it all. This could have been fixed decades ago.

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    KatWitch57
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the 19th, 18th, 17th, 16th, etc .do I need to go on? Homicidal and genocidal land grabs are nothing new in evolution, and do not indicate an advance in intelligence.

    Space Invader
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the name as "Sad and dumb". Freudian slip, I suppose.

    Harry Gondalf
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main reason they can't is that no neighboring Arab country will take them. As an ethnic group, they're too destabilizing. E.g., Hezbollah in Lebanon.

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has no clue, otherwise he knew that "Gazans" were already relocated in 1948 from their homes, to clear the area for the new country Israel.

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    #32

    To Solicit A Minor

    News graphic showing arrested Florida GOP official James Taylor amid failed attempt moments and scandal headlines.

    MrDillon369 Report

    General Anaesthesia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten felonies to go and he can run for presidunce.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprising? But JamesTaylor has seen fire and he’s seen rain! Nooo! (I’m sorry; if I don’t laugh, I’ll throw up and that’ll ruin the Home button on my iPad.)

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SICK, no matter which party he belongs to. Let him rot in jail for a long, long time.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of behavior must be a prerequisite for becoming a Republican politician these days.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bobbit woman had the right idea

    Sweaterpants Mandles
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38? He looks more like the time he should be spending behind bars.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? He looks like some prison guy's "girlfriend." 😁

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    YDNinja
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His beard looks photoshopped.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i blame obama ................ /s

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s only 38? He looks older than me, and I’m 61.

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    #33

    To Say That You Had No Knowledge Of The P**n You Were Caught Looking At

    Tweet screenshot showing a public figure denying streaming inappropriate content during a state board meeting, a failed attempt moment.

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    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A UK politician was caught watching p**n twice in the Houses of Parliament; he explained he'd been watching videos about tractors then suddenly he was watching p**n. We all believe him of course because it's easily done

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something was getting ploughed, in either case.

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we know, biden and obama did it , yadi yadi yada Sans-titre...9698ef.png Sans-titre-1-68b3cdf9698ef.png

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rejecting radical agendas"...coming from the man who wanted a Bible in every classroom, and whose incompetence has driven Oklahoma to number 50 in education.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "those are not my pants" arguments when people are caught with "substances" is believable. And the check is in the mail.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I won’t [ejaculate] inside you. How’d you forget the biggest lie, ya goof? 🤪

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    timhood
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea how that p**n got there. 😆

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else was watching p**n on his computer during the meeting?

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was holding it for a friend"

    Austzn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This t**t is trying to run for OK governor in the next election too.

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    #34

    To Not Be Corrupt

    Screenshot of a tweet about US law on banning politicians from trading stocks, highlighting a failed attempt in legislation.

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    NotAName
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dems did this too. Nancy Pelosi was vehemently against it.

    #35

    To Vote Against Yourself And Not Have Consequences

    Workers packaging whiskey bottles at a distillery, illustrating a failed attempt in the whiskey industry bankruptcy crisis.

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    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian liquor stores no longer carry American whiskey. Something about tariffs...

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if 90% of the company profits did not go into the pockets of the CEO and owners, they might be able to stay in business.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s gonna get worse. This is just whiskey. Who do you think harvests your produce? Why I do believe it’s the immigrants you seem determined to deport. Winter is coming

    Rebecca O’Donnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colleen Glim, states like Florida are trying to change the laws to allow children to work at an even younger age to compensate for the loss the immigrants. They have also put out ads requesting volunteers to help with harvesting crops.

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the Canadian marker never returns.

    Janet Sparrow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as I don’t have to stock up on Jamison‘s. But this is a real shame.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine why whiskey distilleries would ever go bankrupt. Even I like the occasional drop

    DeoManus Argentem
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about the tariffs - new Tariffs on European spirits retaliated by new tariffs on US spirits. I don't know if the report is true, but I believe that's what it's getting at.

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    #36

    To Not Show The N**i Salute On A Political Advertisement

    Political campaign poster with family attempting to promote protection, a there was an attempt moment that failed spectacularly.

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AFD is a far right political party in Germany

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kids look suitably A r y a n into the bargain.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new German N.A. Z.I Party.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for the records, that poster is not fake, it is a real poster and has real consequences. Because of it Wilko Möller (btw. not shown on the poster), a state representative in his second term, is currently facing criminal charges.

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even a dog and I can hear that whistle

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we're missing is after the photo was taken the parents goose-stepped out of frame.

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I missed the bit where Nazism became a good thing. Oh wait, it never did

    Janet Sparrow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m white, but I’m a southern Italian so my skin is very dark. I live in Oakland, ca where I am often mistaken for a Latina. I have a mixed race daughter who also looks like a Latina. These people in this ad are so frighten white. Omg

    Enea
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is no coincidence. The kids also look like they did on the N**i propaganda in 1936. I'm German, and this is very scary indeed.

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    #37

    To Collect Life Insurance

    Screenshot of failed attempt where life insurance payout was seized for back child support debt, showing support order details and transaction.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone translate this into comprehensible English? BD?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Daddy. There was an unexpected 50K deposit on this woman's account. Her kid's father owed over $52K in outstanding child support and the state had grabbed his mother's life insurance, of which he was the beneficiary, and paid it to her to cover the debt.

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    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BD- Baby Daddy. And good for her, bailing on child support is for beeotches.

    CPooh
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF does this say? Outside, like in the yard?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look above. This has been addressed in detail.

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We be outside - stand for living your best life

    jwlx
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's convenient. I don't want my mom to die, but it would be nice to make enough money to support my daughter better. Now he's all caught up, so maybe he will be able to stay caught up.

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your point? Wasn't this a good thing?

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHA. The jerk got the surprise of his life when the state took that money and gave it to her. Hopefully she put it into an account where it isn't taxed instead of sitting in her checking account. Split it up into college access for the kids.

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    #38

    To Be A Racist Pos

    Alt text: Twitter screenshot showing a failed attempt at spreading hateful and delusional messages on social media.

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was that 'brown insects' was an allusion to ants, not as a racist slur. Maybe I read too much Terry Pratchett, on Discworld, the thinking machine/computer invented by Ponder Stibbons operates by ants moving around.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it took me a while. How come I'm still this innocent. By the way, there's no such thing as too much Terry Pratchett.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th Reich? Trump's Türd Reich ain't over yet. Edited because BP doesn't like excrement without the " umlaut.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me laugh when dumb white a******s sitting in vests on their filthy sofa blame their mediocre life on other people. Who will they blame for being lazy useless pieces of garbage when the immigrants are gone?

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because the t*********h was so successful!

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    echo chamber ? you mean gas chamber, right ?

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ha ha just kidding"

    #39

    To Teach France A Lesson About ‘Whisky’ And ‘Champagne’

    Tweet from Donald J. Trump criticizing European Union tariffs on whisky, wine, and champagne, a failed attempt at trade policy.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, nah, nah. The USA was formed for the sole purpose of taking advantage of Europe and Africa - oh, and the indigenous Americans who hadn't yet been taken over by the spreading plague of colonization. The EU was formed mainly to stop France and Germany having another war against each other. I'm not even joking about that.

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is correct. Cheers from the EU. I want to add that the reason for the massive presence of US military in Europe and mostly EU countries is due to the US desire to a) watch their enemies from close by and b) stopping Germany from gaining serious military power.

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    Vinnie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US does produce sparkling wines, but the term "Champagne" is exclusive to the wines of France's Champagne region.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vinnie, European regulations mean it's got to be made in Champagne. US regulations allow any fizzy wine to be called champagne - just so long as they don't try and sell it in the EU...

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had NO idea the EU was created solely to take advantage of the US! My friends in GB didn’t mention that to me when they were voting on it. I’ll hafta thank ‘em for not voting to take advantage of us! The things I learn when our “president” speaks!

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends which end he's speaking out of - it can get a bit whiffy if it's the end without teeth...

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    Orysha
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah more for us. We'll send Beaujolais Nouveau for free. You can't make champagne in the Usa, you can't even make it in other French regions. More precisely you can make the same wine but you can't call it champagne. Here's a story of fake cjhampagne for French reading people : https://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2025/06/10/faux-champagne-un-vigneron-juge-a-reims-pour-une-fraude-massive-et-une-usurpation-d-appellation_6612104_3224.html

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! -----> « J’ai fait de très grosses erreurs », a reconnu le prévenu à l’audience, tout en minimisant les volumes de faux champagne produits : « 500 000-600 000 » bouteilles, « peut-être un peu plus ». « Je ne me suis pas enrichi », a-t-il assuré, disant avoir agi ainsi pour honorer un contrat qu’il avait avec la Scapest, la centrale d’achat des supermarchés E.Leclerc, qui lui mettait « une sacrée pression », selon lui.

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    michael Chock
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if President Orange knows ALL champaign comes from France and the UK is king of whiskeys (also recently Japan). US only has bourbon and that can also be made anywhere.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland and Ireland erupt in jubilation. Japan too, they make some very good whisky there now.

    Rtblast66
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy a nice single malt whisky. Sadly I can't afford £2,187,500 for a bottle of Macallan Valerio Adami 1926.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means that Donald J. Trump is a fu‍ck‍ing moron and stupid to boot.

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    Cindy Brick
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    3 months ago

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    Once again... and your point?!?

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    #40

    To State A Fact On Reddit

    Screenshot of a failed attempt to post a banned comment on Reddit mentioning Luigi and assassination.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking to americans: is possible to change the things LEGALLY? Or the elite that is ruling the country made the laws that is impossible doing?

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No talking about Luigi's Haunted Mansion or Mariokart allowed!

    Fluffy the Demon
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must make Nintendo subreddits hard to post on...

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to do a better job “detecting.” To mention you were playing and enjoying Mario Brothers isn’t “advocating assassination” on ANYONE. I wonder whether they “detect” user names, too; that’d make for a lotta irritated (and justifiably enraged) Italians.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty? Of what? Giving insurance the same care and attention they gave his girlfriend?

    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Socrates
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & his brother Mario! It’s-a-me!

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit is much better than Facebook in many ways but their censorship is very heavy handed.

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    #41

    To Apologise

    Two people in a funny failed attempt moment with an awkward social media apology comment displayed below.

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a married pair Pookie and Jett Puckett. They are "influencers." He is a lawyer and she is a former flight attendant who posts content about life style, fashion, and motherhood. They are known for their very romantic kissy-kissy, can't keep our hands off each other posts. Jett also posts lots of content waxing lyrical and gushing about Pookie's style, which makes some viewers think he's gay and she's his beard, and the exaggerated romance story is a cover. She does lots of #blessed, #sograteful, and spouts nonsense about authenticity and creating organic content. Pair of brainless idiots really. And I hate that I know this!

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that now i know it too. Thanks Mabelbabel lol

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whut? I mean, whut? Who are any of these people? Does it even matter? 🤷

    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost certainly not, but that is is a hilariously fast turnaround on the "apology".

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    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they come from? And why?

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AFAIK there's only one way of being 'sure' someone is gay. Coming out then, Drew?

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    #42

    At Foreign Policy

    A social media post claiming Canada's support for Palestine statehood, illustrating a notable failed attempt moment.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, donnie boy, Canada says, eff off, eh?

    Clancy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst President ever, and an even worse “human being”.

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you have to f**k up pretty bad to get Canadians pissed, right?

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have the Mexicans paid for the wall yet?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ReTruths" instead of Retweets??? What?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he probably posted it on Truth Social and I guess that's what they must call it there. Gross.

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    #43

    To Stop Stephen Colbert's Show From Being Seen,after It Was Criticized In A Childish & Undignified Way By The Us President

    Screenshot of Nielsen Live+3 data showing viewer ratings and weekly share statistics for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll watch Stephen Colbert on whichever platform he is on. ♥️

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about an election platform? It worked for Zelenskyy, maybe it'll work for him! I wonder if we can convince Colbert to play the piano with his d**k...

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a good reason to stream it on your phone, on your tablet, your other phone, on the living-room tv, kitchen tv, toilet tv, bedroom tv, garage tv, car tv .... please add more tv's, i'm out of ideas. :D

    JP Doyle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CBS did not learn NBC's mistake when they removed Conan from the Tonight Show and he moved to a different network.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late shows have been dying for years at this point. Colbert has averaged 2.42 million viewers over the past year. Johnny carson's average viewership in any given night was between 9 and 15 million, with his farewell episode garnering 55 million viewers. Over the past 20 years late show viewership rarely pushes past 3 million, with many individual episodes failing to crack 2 million. That numbers have temporarily increased due to the cancelation announcement doesn't change the fact that the show has been losing in excess of $50 million per year.....for several years. That kimmel and Fallon are faring even worse should be seen as writing on the wall as to what their future holds.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 months ago

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    It is rather tiresome with his 'All Trump, all the time' monologues.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your house is on fire, do you prefer to talk about the weather?

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    #44

    To Hide What Kind Of Car They’re Driving

    Rear view of a Tesla car with a Toyota emblem attached, showcasing a failed attempt to disguise the brand.

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    Socrates
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a good thing, that they’re ashamed? In my mind, it’s not super different from those stickers that say “I got this before Elon went crazy” that people put on Teslas— good thing or am I misreading it?

    Trashy Panda
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's a good thing that they're ashamed because it suggests they are a human being

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently saw something where a person asked why people in the US hate Tesla, I responded that it isn't that they hate Tesla, they/we hate Elon Musk and it's impossible to separate the two.

    Kathy Pearlman
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, am flabbergasted to see almost the same number of Teslas on the road as RVs (not counting the RVs that are parked in someone's yard) here in rural Indiana.

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    #45

    To Repay The National Debt

    Screenshot of a Globe Eye News tweet about US government offering donation options via Venmo and PayPal to reduce debt.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh yeah. We'll get right on that ...but first let's get a refund on that $200 million dollar ballroom.

    Chirp
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a refund for the tariffs we are paying for anything imported to the US

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donate *AND* pay the tariffs? Only they could be that stoopid. They already bought red hats, Non-Fungible Tokens, Doturd bibles, shares in Truth Social, the lies, the whole lies and nothing but the lies.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already donate. It's called income tax.

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much has Bezos contributed so far?

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lint in his pocket. 😁Or, Lauren's extra filler.

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    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    restore the rose garden, and we'll talk

    ttirreg
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys really 36 TRILLION in dept?

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how much you send to Israel each year?? 3 Billion USD..

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fvck NO. IMHO, Republicans in the government should be paying US money.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump brags that he donates his salary of $400,000 to charity. Meanwhile, in the first ten weeks of his second term, he cost the taxpayer $26 million just for his golf outings at his courses.

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    #46

    To Call Women "Ugly"

    Young man in a blue suit smiling outdoors during a public event, illustrating there was an attempt moment.

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    Sylvia Baker
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Beavis or B******d?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like someone drew a tiny face on a balloon, then blew the balloon up. And there's about as much substance inside his head as there is in a balloon.

    Zena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, his choices, including those that make him completely repulsive, are completely voluntary on his part. So by extension he's voluntarily celibate as a result of his own choices.

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    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he spits when he talks.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #249 on the "Most Punchable Face" List, after TACO, Muskie, Zucky, Bozos, etc.

    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add Ted Cruz to that list and Mike Johnson.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dumb. I'm supposed to know what the deal is with this guy just by seeing a photo?

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell if someone’s gay. Part IV

    Jayne Turner
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who live in glass houses...

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought I was a fugly sumbitch.

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like his face is too small for his head

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    #47

    To Not Be Biased

    ChatGPT interface showing request and response about creating an imaginary explosion apocalypse image with failed attempt message.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just in: Iran isn't real, AI said so. Welcome to the nonexistent countries list with Finland and New Zealand

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am kinda OK with this in a way; AI training programs have been telling me for over 20 yrs that I, and my beliefs, do not exist. I do love playing with misconce3ptions.

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI is all but intelligent

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they fixed it (just tried it with the same prompt and it wouldn't do it for Iran)

    #48

    To Be The Party Of Family Values

    GOP Rep. Cory Mills looks serious in navy suit during a news report on failed attempt accusations in political controversy.

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    Jayne Turner
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he can get a girlfriend. Because I wouldn't with somebody else's!

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pedomaga, scumbags of the worl... no wait, scumbags of the universe

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If theyre so biblical (their words) then wtf is this. Many will come in MY name, but i do not know them.

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    #49

    To Be A Pro Business President

    Graph showing S&P 500 stock correction with significant decline since peak in early 2025, illustrating failed market attempts.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm personally *very* sick of the "buyer's remorse" bull. They knew exactly what they were aiming for.

    Al Fun
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this was in April and stocks are way up again. But… let’s wait for all the tariffs to take effect …

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep; things will likely look very different in November.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro bankruptcy for a more-like.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stocks are doing the opposite. But then again, I didn't vote Trump and knew his MO.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair stocks have all hit record highs since that point.

    #50

    To Be Chuck Schumer And Think Selling Out Your Base Would Have No Consequences

    Screenshot of a Twitter post by Ro Khanna discussing political activism and defending democracy amid a political challenge.

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should be able to fire elected officials if they commit fraud as in not representing the wishes of their constituents. If I can get fired so can they.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🏆 A lot of Democratic politicians are pretty feeble. I only vote for them because Republicans are worse.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read a lot of this with varying degrees of schadenfreude, but have NO idea how (or what) to feel about this one. Derp! 😵‍💫

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to readers - "standing up for the Constitution" only apples to certain parts of it - the bits about citizenship for children born in the US, and limitations on number of Presidential terms, no longer apply. And, of course, "Free Speech" means "Speech that is approved by the President". You have to read it in the context of current events ...

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    #51

    To Remove Muslim School Principal By Poisoning Children's Drinking Water Tank

    News article on Karnataka school water tank poisoning attempt to remove Muslim principal leading to arrests.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is killing kids always the go-to with these disgusting vermin?

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand how doing it could get rid of a principal. What’s the connection? Do you know?

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    #52

    To Not Continue To Hoard Wealth And Voluntarily Give It Away, But Nope

    Bill Gates and Warren Buffett's Giving Pledge attempt to inspire billionaires, with few successfully following through on giving wealth.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And?.................you are surprised??

    cugel.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 more than you'd think.

    Beth H
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure how much is altruism and how much is tax breaks in their giving. I know a person who worked as the director of charitable giving at the BaMGF and like an automatic 3b has to be donated or eaten by the government every year at least.

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    #53

    To Be The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility

    Man speaking at podium with Vice President seal, illustrating there was an attempt moments that failed spectacularly.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want to get his bottom scraped, eh?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the message is that RepubliKKKan politicians are "more equal" than ordinary citizens.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does doge think about that ? ^^

    #54

    To Malign A Hospital

    Customer review and hospital owner reply showcasing a failed attempt at resolving a negative situation humorously.

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    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to get a discount is what gets me. 🤣

    ms
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fake reply. He has replied a variation of this to many reviews.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go possibly getting the woman killed

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudeless? A new word, apparently.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is from India. So it might be the person's second language.

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    #55

    To Blame Hamas For Gaza Starvation

    Stacks of aid supplies piled outdoors, showcasing an attempt to distribute essentials that failed spectacularly.

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm sure Israel is doing everything in its power to protect the aid, and not like bombing residential areas or anything.

    S Smith
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to keep Hamas from stealing ad selling it.

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    3 months ago

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    You're stupid if you believe Hamas ISN'T stealing all the aid and selling it for profit, and to other terrorists groups. If anyone's ''starving'' in Gaza, the blame is on Hamas. Ok, now downvote - I don't care.

    Talis
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely downvote. Not for blaming the Hamas, they are to blame, no question (and up to here, I totally agree with you). But for completely leaving out Netanyahu and his guys, which are responsible for this as well. And last but not least for the "starving", as if this wasn't be the case. That part is the most disgusting. 🤮

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    #56

    To Become The Party Of Traditional Christian Moral Values

    Man in a suit taking a selfie in front of a historic gate, an example of there was an attempt moments that failed spectacularly.

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen an expression that says 'hit me', so much as that one does...

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belated thanks to BP for teaching me the word "backpfeifengesicht" (a face that needs a slap) yesterday! I wanted it in my lexicon, so I'm pleased that I actually remember it and the correct spelling today lol.

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Jew, this has unlocked a new level of hatred inside me. May he live a horrendous life and have his job taken away from him. Then he can go to his unemployment plan.

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f? There is absolutely no way that disgusting, smug, vile being has ever set foot on that hallowed ground. May education be his door to compassion and repentance.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is worse of a n a z i work camp? A n a z i extermination camp

    Anna Purnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy f*****g sh*t. I know God will sort 'em out, but I'd kinda like to limber up a little and do some work.

    jwlx
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that real? (I didn't know what it was till reading the comments, but still)

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maga have so much respect for Jewish people, what do you think benyamin ?

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The far right don't: all the "Jews will not replace us" shít

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    #57

    To Downplay Pedos

    Tweet discussing controversial views on age and relationships, illustrating there was an attempt moments that failed spectacularly.

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    Vinnie
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did this one grow up for her to think that it was quite common for 15-year-old girls to have s*x with men in their 40s?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't and didn't know a single one. At 15, 18 year olds were OLD. 40 year olds were the geriatric dads of our friends. Ewww.

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profile photo of this dangerous, delusional idiot says everything…

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. How is it “dangerous”? It looks as if it her sitting in a chair. What’s “dangerous” about that?

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    Jayne Turner
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who uses the expression p***y to describe the female genitals is infantile

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her "career" is in the toilet so anything goes in her desperation for attention

    Sofia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have I just read

    rustyscate
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she’s being sarcastic but in very poor taste

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she's not being sarcastic. She has a long history of making racist, ethnic and xenophobic slurs and comments, she's been banned by various social media platforms for her offensive comments, and banned by airlines for physically assaulting people. She's a generally hateful bully and very unpleasant.

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    Kitsune
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a situation in which murder is justified.

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    #58

    To Raid Minority Places Of Worship

    Far-right politician Itamar Ben Gvir surrounded by Israeli policemen during a settler raid outside Al-Aqsa Mosque.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a dumb a*****e. Israeli far right is horrible… well, like any other far right.

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May Ben Gvir and all of Netanyahu's racist bigoted government be smitten down by the God they claim to worship amen

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a "Talmudic Prayer"? That is a common antisemitic trope, BTW. Just like to point out that just because Gvir IS an evil far right lunatic, who happily sends people to k**l and die, even though he has never served a day in his life, doesn't mean that Masarwa isn't antisemitic. Gvir does make it easy, though.

    #59

    To Not Be A Traitor To Democracy!

    Screenshot of a social media post showing a failed attempt to pass a Senate vote with bipartisan support.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Gary Peters supported, it was not good. He is one of the good common-sense ones. My guess is he saw the flip side and couldn't do it. Furthermore, he won the "Effective MFer" award from Jon Stewart for his support of veterans and other common sense issues. Quietly effective, if he makes a decision, it's the right one for all.

    #60

    To Censor Real Footage Of Our Earth

    Aerial view of a vast area covered in debris showing failed attempt moments that failed spectacularly.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not allow CERTAIN politics at this or any point!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a picture of Paul Gasgoine...

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    #61

    To Laugh About Israel

    Screenshot of a Reddit post removed for failed attempt at comedy in a stand-up segment.

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    #62

    To Criminalize Taking Seat At A Table In College

    Tweet showing a "there was an attempt" moment where a person laughed off stealing a college table.

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    Cougar Allen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As for me I believe everything I see in Rupert Murdoch's tabloids, yup yup yup.

    Rachel Parker
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so hilarious how they have absolutely nothing on Zohran and are reduced to this.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing a table in college is dumb but objectively hilarious.

    #63

    By The Self-Appointed President To Make Accusations In A Mirror (Aim) Without Us Noticing. Seriously, This Is Essentially What’s Happening!!

    Tweet showing a judge humorously appointing himself president, an example of a failed attempt moment.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the problem with these over-entitled billionaires - they think that obeying the law is only for the little people.

    #64

    To Shame Delivery Driver For Taking Breaks In 100 Fahrenheit Degrees Weather

    Social media post showing a reaction meme illustrating failed attempts in original posts versus comments section.

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these posts are missing several photos and therefore make no sense. In the original post, a person photographed an Amazon driver sitting in his vehicle and complained about delayed deliveries, and this lazy driver was the reason. It was pointed out to her that Amazon drivers were entitled to breaks and lunch time, and also got 'heat breaks' when the weather warranted that.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mabelbabel is right; this is the original post: IMG_0254-6..._700-1.jpg IMG_0254-68b2a75682d8b-jpeg__700-1.jpg

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    #65

    To Stand Up For America And The Constitution

    Man sitting in chair looking tired while people move around him in an office, illustrating failed attempt moments.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks too old to get out of that chair - "stand up" - without help. What is it with the US Congress and the way half of them look like they've got one foot in the grave?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of the US Congress are millionaires. Does anyone feel "represented"?

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took one look at this guy and immediately thought "it's definitely past Grandpa's bedtime."

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another old fogey whose time has long passed.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "" meanwhile i'll continue suc4ing pedonald tiny d1ck, who knows what could happen, gotta be nice with the fuhrer "" ....... said any republikkkan

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    #66

    To Quietly Deal With A Pro-Palestine Student

    Tweet from Attorney General about failed antisemitism incident investigation at Florida State University with official statement screenshot.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago

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    Because a pro-Palestine student can’t be an antisemite? Do you know how many Palestinian supporters literally advocate killing of Jews?

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas the jewish are not advocates, they cut straight to the killing bit...

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    #67

    To Not Perfectly Repeat History (Historical Info Below)

    Scene from The Office meme with a woman comparing two images labeled Ludwig Kaas and Chuck Schumer, highlighting failed attempts.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Later that month, from 15 March, [Ludwig Kaas] was the main Centre Party advocate supporting the Hitler administration's Enabling Act in return for certain constitutional and, allegedly ecclesiastic guarantees" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Kaas

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... because of the physical resemblance, we're supposed to assume... what??

    #68

    To Play A Victim

    Young man posing thoughtfully outdoors with a slight smile in a casual setting during failed attempt moments.

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 months ago

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    And your point? Are you trying to justify that this was right to do???

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you're being down voted. He was on border patrol and sent as a response to the 7/10 attacks. HE WAS 19 YEARS OLD. And no, I do not defend Netanyahu's actions in Gaza, but this man was sent to defend innocent people. He should be returned home to his family for god's sake.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you f*****g serious? The tanks were a RESPONSE to Hamas going on a horrific murder spree on October 7, 2023. Those people WERE victims, and those that Hamas kidnapped still are! M***********g antisemites, are you now openly saying that Jewish lives aren’t human lives at all?

    Eivind Aunmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible what happend because of a Hamas terrorist attack, but does it make it allright to murder 60k+ palestinians, mainly civilians?

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    #69

    To Claim "Free Palestine" Is A Hate Message

    Screenshot of a Wi-Fi network list showing locked connections, illustrating there was an attempt moment failing spectacularly.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such hate wanting people to be able to live in their Homeland....

    Elmo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't downvote this is a genuine question but what does changing a WiFi name have anything to do with Israel Palestine? It's not like doing that actually does anything, so why do people do it? I'm genuinely curious please don't downvote

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    S Smith
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even let the WiFi be free.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one hates you for your nationality but some may hate you for being a t**t & d******d. The vast majority of Palestinian people are innocent & just want to live their lives, just like you expect to live yours free from abuse

    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    3 months ago

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    While I wholeheartedly support an intervention to stop the insane, rabid Israeli government from continuing its murderous actions, “Free Palestine” is a controversial slogan, to put it mildly. It historically calls for an Arab state on the territory of the entire Land of Israel / Palestine, with the local Jews being expelled or m******d. No sane advocate of a reasonable two-state solution will use that slogan.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think the IDF is doing to Palestinian's right now?

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