Little Debbie Caramel Cookie Bars.

Philadelphia cheesecake snack bars.

Kudos Bars, the M&M one was the best.

A living wage and benefits.

This wasn't during the birth part, that was pretty ho-hum to the outside observer as it was a c-section and I just laid there feeling push pull sensations and waiting.

My story is afterward, jacked up on the fullest dose of morphine they could give me (so I could "stay ahead of the pain", they frightened me into the largest dose). My whole family was in the room, as well as all of my friends, some of them were dudes.

I was holding my new pink beautiful lil baby boy and wanted to breastfeed right there. Being skinny skinny my whole life, I was quietly delighted to have obtained an ample bosom, but at this moments thanks to that glorious morphine, I wasn't so quiet about it. I whipped my boobies out without warning and yelled "Behold! I will breastfeed!" And everyone shuffled awkwardly and put their hands up by their faces or shifted their gaze. "What? They're just boobs! Some fine boobs!"

This is on video.