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Captain Awesome • submitted 3 list additions 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Ask Me A Question

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Are Absolutely Tired Of Hearing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Uncontroversial Opinions (Closed)

Captain Awesome • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

The father was distracted with the other one

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

A few of them, but my favorite was David Ogden Stiers (Charles from MASH). He was so nice and very down to Earth.

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

The father was distracted with the other one

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

A few of them, but my favorite was David Ogden Stiers (Charles from MASH). He was so nice and very down to Earth.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

2 time Dakar winner Toby Price. Came into my motorcycle shop to buy parts. Spent over an hr talking to everyone and packing pics. Deadset legend. Also Tony Iommi in Sydney Airport. Really laid back and quiet.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

I don't know how famous they are outside of Australia but anyway. Adam Hills (comedian) and Peter Hudson (ex-football player).

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Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

The legend or the beard part?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Adam Hills is a f*****g legend. The beard phase was weird, tho

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Mushrooms are an alien life form that are not meant to be eaten. One day they will wreak their revenge. I for one welcome our new fungal overlords.

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Because BP is populated with people who eat like toddlers and invent an alternative morality to explain why they are ethically superior human beings because they claim that mushrooms are disgusting. Also, the description of something feeling like a slug crawling down one's throat is pretty entertaining.

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Mushrooms are an alien life form that are not meant to be eaten. One day they will wreak their revenge. I for one welcome our new fungal overlords.

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

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Captain Awesome • commented on 10 posts 3 weeks ago

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Why does no one understand sarcasm?

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Why does no one understand sarcasm?

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

30 Actors Who Had All That It Takes For An Amazing Career, But Destroyed It Themselves

Can't squander your talent if you never had it

30 Actors Who Had All That It Takes For An Amazing Career, But Destroyed It Themselves

You idiot

“Babies Below 6 Months Shouldn’t Drink Water”: 50 Facts That Really Should Be Common Knowledge

Climate change is a natural phenomenon and has been happening in cycles since the dawn of time. Our current climate crisis has been ACCELERATED and worsened by humanity.

“Babies Below 6 Months Shouldn’t Drink Water”: 50 Facts That Really Should Be Common Knowledge

I worked in a motorcycle shop Regis happened at. Building had to be demolished.

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Captain Awesome • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

50 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

Sounds like a few listeners don't understand sarcastic comedy

30 Stories Of Stupid People Ruining It For Everyone, As Shared In This Online Group

"Tackle" is too gentle a term. More like "smash them into the dirt"

50 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

Sounds like a few listeners don't understand sarcastic comedy

30 Stories Of Stupid People Ruining It For Everyone, As Shared In This Online Group

"Tackle" is too gentle a term. More like "smash them into the dirt"

30 Stories Of Stupid People Ruining It For Everyone, As Shared In This Online Group

Depends where in Oz ur from. We called it Bullrush, next town over called it Red Rover, but it's all the same. Was a bunch of fun tho!

Guy Wants To Split The Bill, Girl Gets "The Ick," Wonders If She's Right

It's simple. So simple I can't believe everyone forgot. You invite, you pay.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is great advice, if u still live at home with your parents and have no expenses.

30 Times Celebrities Posted Their Photos Without Makeup And Proved They Look No Better Than Us

Filters don't count as makeup

‘Millennial Misery’: 40 Of The Best Posts To Make Millennials Laugh, Then Cry

RATM for the wiiiiiiinnnn!!!

30 Photos That Provide A New Perspective On Famous Things, Places And Events (New Pics)

There's always c**k and balls...

30 Hilarious Things People Said That Prove “Human Stupidity Has No Limits”

RIP Paul Gray

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Captain Awesome • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

I earn good money. This is great advice for people like me. I don’t work two or more jobs simply to survive. Thing is, I grew up in poverty. I’m never going to judge those who barely make ends meet. I remember a pack of gingernut cookies being a treat. I also remember my dad telling me “pee only needs three sheets of toilet paper, poo is a maximum of five.” When you realize that your parents had to count every sheet of toilet paper to be able to afford cookies once a month, you realize how much they saved and sacrificed to make your childhood a positive memory.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is really hard if, at the end of your paycheck, you usually have some month left.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is really hard if, at the end of your paycheck, you usually have some month left.

Ramiren reply

"Did you know that slipknot wear masks because they're wanted criminals". Now imagine me wasting 15 minutes of my life trying to explain that if they were wanted criminals, they'd just arrest them on stage.

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Captain Awesome • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

Netizens Discuss Why The Rich Don’t Tip After This Appliance Delivery Courier Shares His Experience

Rich people don't get rich by being generous

“DIY WHY”: 30 Times People Should Have Hired Someone Else To Do Things For Them (New Pics)

And it's probably worth more than that s****y wagon

Netizens Discuss Why The Rich Don’t Tip After This Appliance Delivery Courier Shares His Experience

Rich people don't get rich by being generous

“DIY WHY”: 30 Times People Should Have Hired Someone Else To Do Things For Them (New Pics)

And it's probably worth more than that s****y wagon

“Nature Is Freaking Lit”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By Nature (New Pics)

Elephants don't have tusks until they reach puberty. This is not evolution. This is clickbait and you all took it.

Arrogant Bride Slams Brother For Being Unwilling To Contribute $26K For Her 'Dream Wedding'

Is it just me, or is this one of the most b******t fabricated posts of all time? NO ONE is stupid enough to post this and actually be genuine.

36 Popular Foods Named After People

Complete b******t. People have been eating meat in bread for millennia, ever since bread was invented. He was just the first rich prick to "officially" name it.

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Captain Awesome • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Halloween

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Captain Awesome • submitted 3 list additions 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Ask Me A Question

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Are Absolutely Tired Of Hearing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Uncontroversial Opinions (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Weird Habit That You Have? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted 5 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Feel Like Should Not Exist?

I Wish People Around Me Knew...

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most "Wtf?" News Article Or Headline You Have Seen Recently?

Hey Pandas Over 35, What Advice Would You Give To People Under 21 That You Wish You Had Been Told Yourself? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Made You Join The Bored Panda Community? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Shock Of Your Life? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Team Edward Or Team Jacob?

Captain Awesome • submitted 7 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Defense Tools Against An Evil Cat? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What "Lived To Tell The Tale" Experiences Have You Been Through? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Relationship With Your Siblings?

Hey Pandas, What Came First The Chicken Or The Egg And Why?

Hey Pandas, Imagine You Just Arrived In Hell. What Does The Devil Say To You?

Hey Pandas, What's A Hill You Are Willing To Die On.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Women With Body Hair? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

The legend or the beard part?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Adam Hills is a f*****g legend. The beard phase was weird, tho

Captain Awesome • commented on 10 posts 3 weeks ago

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Why does no one understand sarcasm?

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

30 Actors Who Had All That It Takes For An Amazing Career, But Destroyed It Themselves

Can't squander your talent if you never had it

30 Actors Who Had All That It Takes For An Amazing Career, But Destroyed It Themselves

You idiot

“Babies Below 6 Months Shouldn’t Drink Water”: 50 Facts That Really Should Be Common Knowledge

Climate change is a natural phenomenon and has been happening in cycles since the dawn of time. Our current climate crisis has been ACCELERATED and worsened by humanity.

“Babies Below 6 Months Shouldn’t Drink Water”: 50 Facts That Really Should Be Common Knowledge

I worked in a motorcycle shop Regis happened at. Building had to be demolished.

35 Hilarious Vegan Memes That May Change The Way You Look At Meat

It's much better with bacon and butter

35 Hilarious Vegan Memes That May Change The Way You Look At Meat

Don't get the vegans started on leather, PLEASE!!

35 Hilarious Vegan Memes That May Change The Way You Look At Meat

Apparently, we taste like pork...

35 Hilarious Vegan Memes That May Change The Way You Look At Meat

He looks so depressed by the whole idea.

Captain Awesome • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

50 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

Sounds like a few listeners don't understand sarcastic comedy

30 Stories Of Stupid People Ruining It For Everyone, As Shared In This Online Group

"Tackle" is too gentle a term. More like "smash them into the dirt"

30 Stories Of Stupid People Ruining It For Everyone, As Shared In This Online Group

Depends where in Oz ur from. We called it Bullrush, next town over called it Red Rover, but it's all the same. Was a bunch of fun tho!

Guy Wants To Split The Bill, Girl Gets "The Ick," Wonders If She's Right

It's simple. So simple I can't believe everyone forgot. You invite, you pay.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is great advice, if u still live at home with your parents and have no expenses.

30 Times Celebrities Posted Their Photos Without Makeup And Proved They Look No Better Than Us

Filters don't count as makeup

‘Millennial Misery’: 40 Of The Best Posts To Make Millennials Laugh, Then Cry

RATM for the wiiiiiiinnnn!!!

30 Photos That Provide A New Perspective On Famous Things, Places And Events (New Pics)

There's always c**k and balls...

Captain Awesome • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

The father was distracted with the other one

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

A few of them, but my favorite was David Ogden Stiers (Charles from MASH). He was so nice and very down to Earth.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

I don't know how famous they are outside of Australia but anyway. Adam Hills (comedian) and Peter Hudson (ex-football player).

Captain Awesome • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 People Who Expect To Get Canceled Over Their Food Preferences Share What They Eat (New Pics)

Mushrooms are an alien life form that are not meant to be eaten. One day they will wreak their revenge. I for one welcome our new fungal overlords.

“Scared The Bejesus Out Of Me”: 50 Times People Almost Had A Heart Attack But Took A Second Look (New Pics)

Muricans at their finest.

Captain Awesome • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

This is really hard if, at the end of your paycheck, you usually have some month left.

People Speak Out About Life-Turning Things That Helped Them Stop Being Broke (30 Answers)

Ramiren reply

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Fastest Text Message – Marcel Filho

Captain Awesome • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago

This Instagram Account Shares Fascinating Fun Facts You Probably Didn’t Learn In School, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts

Holy shít!! You can’t say that here. The collective BP mind will explode

40 Common Etiquette Mistakes To Avoid On Your Next Flight, As Told By Frequent Fliers

I bet OP is one of these people who stand up and start opening the overhead bin while the plane is still taxiing.

cmcrich reply

Don’t put your bare feet on someone else’s seat.

Cassandra_Canmore reply

You're never obligated to yield your seat to someone because they want to sit next to another person. They didn't plan accordingly, not your problem.

z3k3sr3v3ng3 reply

If you're morbidly obese, you need to buy 2 seats. Sorry not sorry

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 6 months ago

People Are Torn About This Woman’s Frequent Job-Hopping Because She Will Not Tolerate Disrespect At Work

There seems to be a common denominator with this story. Maybe she needs to start her own business so she can run s**t the way she wants because if I saw her resume, I would definitely think twice about hiring her and the type of employee she would be.

Captain Awesome • upvoted 3 items 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Many People Believe In But Is Actually Not True?

I’m prepared to get downvoted but here goes nothing(This is a huge risk). Body positivity. Body positivity is wrong but before you cancel and ban me, let me explain. It’s promoting obesity and a whole lot of other health issues and it’s been scientifically proven that obesity shortens your life. Being healthy and eating right plus exercising is body positivity. You don’t have to exercise to look good, but you can do it for better health and longer life. It’s been scientifically proven for years that if you even do at least 30 minutes of exercise or really at least 15 minutes that it will benefit you long term. I can prove why being healthy is body positivity. I am on keto and I have been for six months, but sometimes on off, but my keto/low carb lifestyle saved me from long term health issues. I went from 258 pounds to 215 in 2 months(I’m 17 and still young). I don’t care if I have abs I just want to be strong. I could give zero f**ks about how big my biceps are and legs but I just embrace what I have. Also, I am doing keto because I’m training for HS football. You can still be healthy at the right weight. You don’t have to be underweight or overweight to be body positive. Oh, and it’s not complicated on how you become healthy it’s actually rather simple. I’m not going to become a dietitian though I will make that clear.