“Nothing Weird About Your Attraction To Minors”: 81 Of The Wildest Takes About Men

I know that you can train things like grip strength, but that won't exactly grow your hands. I'd like to tell OP to grow bigger títs and see how that works out, but growing a brain would be far more beneficial.

Mine also cooks and cleans, should I get the divorce papers ready? These women. They live unequal, sad little lives and have to make themselves feel better by trying to dunk on the women who are in happy relationships with an equal partner 🤷‍♀️

Ok, I don't think I am going to continue. This was top 8 and I assume my limit

"I can't take someone talking back at me..."

...and women can tell if a man is out of sp.erm... and he got none left

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Yes, a man loving a woman that much is very gay. 🙄

Thats a very convoluted way of saying you are attracted to men

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Uhm... no.

Man this person has never met an orange cat, my orange moron would go home with the first person who offered him a bit of cheese, no seduction needed.

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Isn’t that the literal definition of straight??

Don't be fooled. If someone talks like this to you, they are toxic and don't want your best. Everyone deserves happiness and at some point we'll all have to endure some suffering.

i much prefer a strong woman probably because i am autistic and like the directness and them telling me what they want

Yes, he is absurd. This whole thread is so absurd. It's sad to think that people are really believing in this toxic shite and educating their children accordingly.

Maybe the light in his eyes disappeared because your ‘jokes’ aren’t funny and are really offensive?

Because a lot of men are beautiful too!!

So what he's basically saying is, men have failed to evolve beyond their base instincts as primates? Men are, in essence, no better than chimps? I mean... If the boot fits.

He just really hates that despite all his posturing, and working out, and "looksmaxxing" and all the effort he has put into making his entire life about women (while pretending he isn't completely ruled by his little cocktail sausage), despite all that... Women still don't want anything to do with him.

HA HA HA HA HA!!! This made me laugh out loud. If this was true then evolution would have very much made sure that women were much smaller than they are. The reason that women can be under 5’ or over 6’ is because men in general don’t care.

I'm tempted to say 'not all men' after reading this thread 🤦

...or maybe they just don't want to take responsibility for a child that isn't their own?

tell that to a man in a car when he thinks, that someone took advantage of him...

well at least he tried

do you also think you get wings when you accidentially swallow a fly?

Eating a fish raw isn't manly?

A pocket knife, at the airport? Not sure that one is going to work out well.

ok.... thats it with lunch today...

If you unironically post memes like this, you've failed as a human being

Oh no! My boyfriend has perfectly normal feelings!

*specifically, the Roman Empire

Who the hell ever came up with the notion that men are "non-emotional"???

(Men)tal...

I'm sure they stay so far away from you the think you are very, very small.

Honestly, this is not completely wrong. At least in my case.

Gawd, now I'm thinking of my dad's cooking. I mean, sure, he had some memorable missteps, like the vanilla yogurt for the salad dressing, but overall he was a really good cook.

Doesn’t get much action, then

Definitely TA and a total idiot to boot.

PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA eggs

oh my, tell me you havent read the Bible without telling me you havent read the Bible lol

but the story in bloodborne, and all soulsborne games, is intentionally vague and needs to be pieced together using external media. it's like saying "this stupid man couldn't take in the story of Finnegans Wake, I had to explain it to him". pretentious as all hell.

Was that English?

It's the layers! Anyone else wondering how much DNA ogres have?

So,ràpe then?

If I don't have hips, how do I walk? And where tf is that pain coming from?

looking like that you'd think she would be appreciative of the gays. well, at least the ones with poor eyesight.

the existence of Mohamed Bzeek proves this is completely wrong