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Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

I see only one sick thing here kid. Pitiful.

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

Nice! This was an interesting coincidence because I was listening to his music on May 19 because I spontaneously remembered him. Maybe his spirit was in the air.

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Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

Nice! This was an interesting coincidence because I was listening to his music on May 19 because I spontaneously remembered him. Maybe his spirit was in the air.

Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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Marcus Fleming • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

Your mind is a horror museum.

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Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 6 months ago

Team Of Scientists Discovered 140 Huge Mysterious Drawings In Peru

Frylock surely? ; )

Marcus Fleming • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Team Of Scientists Discovered 140 Huge Mysterious Drawings In Peru

"neck" is obviously Master Shake.

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 8 months ago

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Alexandra Kazek. Greetings from Ireland. I recommend you take a slow breath. Drink a sip of cold water and think: 'Do I really know the first thing about Ireland? Past or present. No. Perhaps I shouldn't be slinging insults around without provocation. Alexandra, even the briefest study of our little country will impress any unbiased mind. X

Marcus Fleming • upvoted an item 8 months ago

30 Of The Funniest And Strangest Ads Ever Seen On Craigslist

Didgeridoityourself

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 10 items 10 months ago

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

The children are from El Salvador, Guatemala & Honduras and many of them are mostly indigenous, so they can be killed without risk of prosecution in their birth country, the reason they need for us to respect our Asylum Policy and International Law...

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

You’re thinking of executives, CEOs, and such; not merely a person in “the media industry”. There is a TON of work in that industry that pays shit or less.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

You’re thinking of executives, CEOs, and such; not merely a person in “the media industry”. There is a TON of work in that industry that pays shit or less.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

They plie everyone with alcohol. Mommy wine culture, Dads beer cave, let's not forget the twisted tea and hard mikes for the kids! Everyone is too drunk/hungover/lethargic from massive carbohydrate intake, to care.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

And even then, it's not even most actors or entertainers. The average actor in the US makes only $8k a year just from acting, and they need other jobs to survive.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

Okay, whoah there. I work in the media industry and struggle to make it from paycheck to paycheck. I think you're referring to actors/entertainers who make like 15 million plus per project. Not everyone in the media makes the big bucks!

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

I read once that it was the Great Depression. I don't know if it's true, but restaurants wanted to stay open, people wanted restaurants to stay open, so someone thought to take advantage of tipping as a way to help the restaurants stay open by not having to pay wait staff as much and it took on a life of its own. As I said, not sure if it's true but that's what I read somewhere. True or not though, tipping culture really needs to stop.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

People sat there and called me a socialist for wanting Bernie Sanders as president. He's for Universal Healthcare, Free College and taxing the crap out of the 1%. All the friends that were freaking out about it..how they were going to pay 40% of their wages to these programs never looked at the campaign information. It said that if you earned over $230,000 as a couple, your taxes would increase $920 per year! Less than 1%. I asked these friends if they were really that greedy. And I also pointed out that his target was the big earners..like Oprah and Bill Gates. Two people that would probably gladly part with money if they knew it was going to help people.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

And yet Trump has the audacity to say how amazing the country is doing and how everyone is wealthier than ever. Prick.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

You are supposed to sell plasma for beer at that age. This isn't right

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

Orange is the new black

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Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 10 months ago

41 People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot (New Pics)

This post has introduced me to the term 'push broom'. Never used in Europe. Is it US English?

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

41 People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot (New Pics)

R = Rookie - Their 1st year in the league

30 Reactions Europeans Had To The Record-Breaking Heatwave

I sympathize with the no air conditioning part but the flora and fauna cannot withstand the long term heat we are getting due to climate change. Only western Texas has deserts. In the rest of Texas which used to be pleasant...now in the spring we get constant flooding which stresses the plants by causing fungal disease and then the unrelenting heat that follows makes the land dry up and crack thereby killing all the vegetation. It's so bad that we have to spray water around our houses so that the foundations don't shift and crack as the ground dries out, leading to houses potentially falling over.

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 11 months ago

22 Amazing Landscapes By Canadian Artist That Look Like They Are Out Of A Photograph

'...that look like like they are out of a photograph,.' If only there was a simpler way of phrasing that...

Marcus Fleming • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

Samsung's New Technology Turns A Single Picture Or Painting Into A "Living Portrait"

From the company that gave you the cracking folding screen and the exploding phone. I'm sure everything is going to be A-OK.

30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

No Polar bears in Antarctica. At all. They're at the other end of the world.

Samsung's New Technology Turns A Single Picture Or Painting Into A "Living Portrait"

From the company that gave you the cracking folding screen and the exploding phone. I'm sure everything is going to be A-OK.

30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

No Polar bears in Antarctica. At all. They're at the other end of the world.

Entitled Customer Leaves A One-Star Yelp Review Over Omelet, Gets Exposed By The Chef That Cooked It

This review and reply are FOUR years old. I just spent actual minutes reading a four year old exchange about cheeses between anonymous people. And I read the following comments too. These are minutes I will never get back. Now I'm going to stare into the space above my laptop as Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads plays.

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Yeah, the Quays in Temple Bar. They've had a cursor infestation for years.

81 Thought-Provoking And Honest Illustrations About Our Lives By Stephan Schmitz

*Sculptor. He's a sculptor. She's a sculpture.

Tired Of Your President? Then Take A Look At 24 Photos Of Ireland's President Being The Best President

He's got sharp teeth too. Listen to this. A few years before election: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYg2IX0OdY0

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Marcus Fleming • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

30 Biggest Fails Of Game Of Thrones

Jon was the prince that was promised: He was a prince by virtue of being Aegon Targaryen and he successfully defeated both threats to the world: Ice as represented by the White Walkers, and then the fire of the Targaryens. He quite literally stood up to two dragons, one of ice, one of fire. Now his watch is ended and he's returned to the north where he always belonged. The prophecy said the PRINCE that was promised, not the KING, so I've no idea why people are suprised or disappointed that he doesn't sit on the throne.

Student Shares Pics From Art Book In His Former Christian College And The Censorship Is Beyond Ridiculous

Also on a cover of a book use some nail polish remover to get rid of the most of it. Inside books you can do the same but you need to use a q-tip and work very genly... You can't really use that on magazines though...

30 Biggest Fails Of Game Of Thrones

Student Shares Pics From Art Book In His Former Christian College And The Censorship Is Beyond Ridiculous

30 Famous People Who Didn’t Make It Until After Age 30

First big break wasn't Schindler's List... it was Darkman. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/darkman-5c9e4723ef1e1.jpg

Entitled Customer Leaves A One-Star Yelp Review Over Omelet, Gets Exposed By The Chef That Cooked It

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Someone Accuses This Actor Of Racism For Sharing This Disneyland Pic, Wishes He Hadn’t After Getting This Response

OMG* This is really worth a big Racism discussion ;-) Please take it very very very serious ;-)

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Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

I see only one sick thing here kid. Pitiful.

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 6 months ago

Team Of Scientists Discovered 140 Huge Mysterious Drawings In Peru

Frylock surely? ; )

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 8 months ago

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 10 months ago

41 People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot (New Pics)

This post has introduced me to the term 'push broom'. Never used in Europe. Is it US English?

Marcus Fleming • commented on a post 11 months ago

22 Amazing Landscapes By Canadian Artist That Look Like They Are Out Of A Photograph

'...that look like like they are out of a photograph,.' If only there was a simpler way of phrasing that...

Marcus Fleming • commented on 7 posts 1 year ago

Samsung's New Technology Turns A Single Picture Or Painting Into A "Living Portrait"

From the company that gave you the cracking folding screen and the exploding phone. I'm sure everything is going to be A-OK.

30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

No Polar bears in Antarctica. At all. They're at the other end of the world.

Entitled Customer Leaves A One-Star Yelp Review Over Omelet, Gets Exposed By The Chef That Cooked It

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

Yeah, the Quays in Temple Bar. They've had a cursor infestation for years.

81 Thought-Provoking And Honest Illustrations About Our Lives By Stephan Schmitz

*Sculptor. He's a sculptor. She's a sculpture.

Tired Of Your President? Then Take A Look At 24 Photos Of Ireland's President Being The Best President

He's got sharp teeth too. Listen to this. A few years before election: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYg2IX0OdY0

55 Times Tumblr Conversations Surprised Everyone With Their Unexpected Turns

Neil Gaiman has a short story precisely along these lines. 'Snow, Glass, Apples'. Wicked Queen's POV. Pretty good fun. It's in the collection Smoke and Mirrors.

Marcus Fleming • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

This Man Quit His Aeronautical Job To Travel The World And Here Is How His Notebooks Look Like

And this is what like your headline looks like.

24 Celebrities Who Will Surprise You With Their Secret Talents

He did. The film is called Surviving Picasso.

317 Surprising Movie Details You Probably Never Noticed

So everybody's grossed out. But nobody cares about such astonishingly disrepectful handling of human remains. Weird.

57 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

The man we call Columbus mistakenly sent at least two ships of pyrite to Spain from the New World.

Giant Inflatable Chicken That Looks Like Trump Just Landed Near The White House

Uh, Bored Panda. That Chicken is a little more than 10 FOOT TALL? Or are you just being 'Opposite Trump'.

195 People Who Found The Best Things In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales

'swinging couple'...Phrasing.

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

Nice! This was an interesting coincidence because I was listening to his music on May 19 because I spontaneously remembered him. Maybe his spirit was in the air.

Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

Transgender Girl Recorded Her MTF Journey For Over 2 Years, Finally Feels Happy

Your mind is a horror museum.

Coronavirus-Reopen-Jokes

Marcus Fleming • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Team Of Scientists Discovered 140 Huge Mysterious Drawings In Peru

"neck" is obviously Master Shake.

Marcus Fleming • upvoted an item 8 months ago

30 Of The Funniest And Strangest Ads Ever Seen On Craigslist

Didgeridoityourself

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 10 items 10 months ago

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

You’re thinking of executives, CEOs, and such; not merely a person in “the media industry”. There is a TON of work in that industry that pays shit or less.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

And even then, it's not even most actors or entertainers. The average actor in the US makes only $8k a year just from acting, and they need other jobs to survive.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

And yet Trump has the audacity to say how amazing the country is doing and how everyone is wealthier than ever. Prick.

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

You are supposed to sell plasma for beer at that age. This isn't right

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

Orange is the new black

Marcus Fleming • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

41 People Who Just Realized They’re Dating An Idiot (New Pics)

R = Rookie - Their 1st year in the league

30 Reactions Europeans Had To The Record-Breaking Heatwave

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Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

Google Doodles A Video Celebrating Hawaiian “Over The Rainbow” Singer IZ’s 61st Birthday

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30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

Samsung's New Technology Turns A Single Picture Or Painting Into A "Living Portrait"

30 People Are Making Fun Of Hipsters' Melodramatic Captions Adding Their Own Endings

Entitled Customer Leaves A One-Star Yelp Review Over Omelet, Gets Exposed By The Chef That Cooked It

50 Epic Design Fails That Are So Bad, We Can’t Believe They Actually Happened (New Pics)

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