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Artex Gorilla • commented on 27 posts 3 years ago

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

you can't choose to love someone, it's not a lightswitch to be turned off and on.

After Bears Kept Coming To This Man's Bee Farm To Steal Honey, He Decided To Turn Them Into Honey Tasters

I'd love to walk up to a big bear and give them a big squeeze and boop their nose. The second before death by mauling would be really nice.

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

I don't really agree with the 'Love is a choice' bit. I mean you love who you love, you don't make a decision to love.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

I'm not even going to read this because animal cruelty in any form is just so utterly depressing. The punishment for those caught abusing animals is FAR to lenient in most countries.

50 Times Hotels Surprised Everyone With Their Creativity

hmmm, which dildo to use tonight.

50 Times Hotels Surprised Everyone With Their Creativity

Yeah the guy who requested this is a dick.

People Are Sharing The Worst Kitchen Designs They've Encountered, And They're Hilarious (30 Pics)

I'd rather live in a tent than some of these.

Twitter Users Get Suspicious Over Many Tweets From Amazon Employees That Promote Their Working Conditions

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/09/human-cost-kindle-amazon-china-foxconn-jeff-bezos

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

You don't need to put bananas in the fridge

40 Memes About Being Childless In Response To People Not Accepting That This Is A Free Choice

Is this really a thing? Or is it an American thing? Are people really bothered if you don't want kids?

Guy Exploits Wendy's All-you-can-eat Buffet By Making A Foot-Tall Cucumber Bowl, Gets Rewarded By A Manager

From experience of working with this, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, eat from open salad counters. The amount of disgusting customers who just shove their bare hand into each section to put on their plate (or just into their mouth) on a DAILY basis is enough to make you vomit.

Guy Wants To Get A Purebred Pug, His Friend Tries To Prove Why It's Animal Cruelty With Skull Comparison

I'm afraid to say that pugs as a thing shouldn't really exist. It's horrible what pure bred pugs have to live through.

30 Of The Best Answers People Received After Texting Their Number Neighbors

Burn

19 Ruthless Responses To The Person Who Arrogantly Claimed That Owning Guns Is A Constitutional Right

The perception of America in my country is of a country full to the brim of hypocrisy. It shouts the loudest about freedom but really doesn't like anyone questioning authority. But questioning authority, questioning the president etc. should be praised and actively encouraged. It's like America is the self proclaimed cool kid in class, always making people laugh and easy going. Then another kid makes a light hearted comment and America, unable to deal with criticism, loses its cool and beats the kid to death. Then goes back to acting like the Fonze.

19 Ruthless Responses To The Person Who Arrogantly Claimed That Owning Guns Is A Constitutional Right

As an outsider, I have no doubt that the majority, the vast majority of Americans are perfectly nice, pleasant people. The issue seems to be how America, as a nation, acts as a collective. It's like all the goodness within individuals is forgotten and it loses all empathy with its own citizens.

45 Funny Times The Comments Were Better Than Our Pictures

The person who did that tiling really didn't give AF

45 Funny Times The Comments Were Better Than Our Pictures

I'm sure they were sent a bill.

Older People That Chose Not To Have Kids Reveal If They Regret The Decision Now

Bit of a pointless feature to be honest.

30 'Smart' People Who Showed Off Their IQ And Made Fools Of Themselves

The Big Bang Theory: A character: "says something socially awkward as they are sciency *canned laughter* Indian guy: Something something Indian stereotype *canned laughter*

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

Plus air conditioning is an f-ing nightmare for the planet and shouldn't be encouraged.

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

The kid / dog is / was called OLIVER!

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

That's nothing, "Insert other place name" is much hotter, it gets up to "Insert hotter temperature". Saved all the boring people time and effort.

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Artex Gorilla • upvoted 13 items 3 years ago

Artist Highlights The Problems Of Our Society Through 30 Illustrations

Yeah but isn't the point of this to show how bizarre it is that someone is thinking they love animals whilst knawing away the bone of something they claim to 'love'?

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

I don't really agree with the 'Love is a choice' bit. I mean you love who you love, you don't make a decision to love.

Artist Highlights The Problems Of Our Society Through 30 Illustrations

Yeah but isn't the point of this to show how bizarre it is that someone is thinking they love animals whilst knawing away the bone of something they claim to 'love'?

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

I don't really agree with the 'Love is a choice' bit. I mean you love who you love, you don't make a decision to love.

40 Memes About Being Childless In Response To People Not Accepting That This Is A Free Choice

Is this really a thing? Or is it an American thing? Are people really bothered if you don't want kids?

Guy Exploits Wendy's All-you-can-eat Buffet By Making A Foot-Tall Cucumber Bowl, Gets Rewarded By A Manager

Guy Wants To Get A Purebred Pug, His Friend Tries To Prove Why It's Animal Cruelty With Skull Comparison

I'm afraid to say that pugs as a thing shouldn't really exist. It's horrible what pure bred pugs have to live through.

19 Ruthless Responses To The Person Who Arrogantly Claimed That Owning Guns Is A Constitutional Right

45 Funny Times The Comments Were Better Than Our Pictures

I'm sure they were sent a bill.

Older People That Chose Not To Have Kids Reveal If They Regret The Decision Now

Bit of a pointless feature to be honest.

30 'Smart' People Who Showed Off Their IQ And Made Fools Of Themselves

*swirls brandy snifter* I can just appreciate this on so many levels....

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

Plus air conditioning is an f-ing nightmare for the planet and shouldn't be encouraged.

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

The kid / dog is / was called OLIVER!

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

That's nothing, "Insert other place name" is much hotter, it gets up to "Insert hotter temperature". Saved all the boring people time and effort.

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

Yes, mine too but only after a cat. Oliver was a great cat!

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Artex Gorilla • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Artist Highlights The Problems Of Our Society Through 30 Illustrations

Yes Aly W you are correct.

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

so how do you teach someone how to say 'wind' phonetically?

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

To be correct this would need to be ten-one

40 Times People Were Confused By The English Language

No, it's not. Slang means informal words mostly used in spoken language.

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

you can't choose to love someone, it's not a lightswitch to be turned off and on.

After Bears Kept Coming To This Man's Bee Farm To Steal Honey, He Decided To Turn Them Into Honey Tasters

I'd love to walk up to a big bear and give them a big squeeze and boop their nose. The second before death by mauling would be really nice.

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

I don't really agree with the 'Love is a choice' bit. I mean you love who you love, you don't make a decision to love.

30 Idiot People Who Don’t Deserve To Own A Pet

I'm not even going to read this because animal cruelty in any form is just so utterly depressing. The punishment for those caught abusing animals is FAR to lenient in most countries.

50 Times Hotels Surprised Everyone With Their Creativity

hmmm, which dildo to use tonight.

50 Times Hotels Surprised Everyone With Their Creativity

Yeah the guy who requested this is a dick.

People Are Sharing The Worst Kitchen Designs They've Encountered, And They're Hilarious (30 Pics)

I'd rather live in a tent than some of these.

Twitter Users Get Suspicious Over Many Tweets From Amazon Employees That Promote Their Working Conditions

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/09/human-cost-kindle-amazon-china-foxconn-jeff-bezos

Father Asks Strangers To Suggest Interesting Facts He Could Tell His Daughter, Gets 40 Responses

You don't need to put bananas in the fridge

40 Memes About Being Childless In Response To People Not Accepting That This Is A Free Choice

Is this really a thing? Or is it an American thing? Are people really bothered if you don't want kids?

Guy Exploits Wendy's All-you-can-eat Buffet By Making A Foot-Tall Cucumber Bowl, Gets Rewarded By A Manager

Guy Wants To Get A Purebred Pug, His Friend Tries To Prove Why It's Animal Cruelty With Skull Comparison

I'm afraid to say that pugs as a thing shouldn't really exist. It's horrible what pure bred pugs have to live through.

30 Of The Best Answers People Received After Texting Their Number Neighbors

Burn

19 Ruthless Responses To The Person Who Arrogantly Claimed That Owning Guns Is A Constitutional Right

Artex Gorilla • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Artist Highlights The Problems Of Our Society Through 30 Illustrations

Yeah but isn't the point of this to show how bizarre it is that someone is thinking they love animals whilst knawing away the bone of something they claim to 'love'?

Woman Starts Dating A Man She Married Before The Head Injury That Made Her Forget Everything Since The Age Of 17

I don't really agree with the 'Love is a choice' bit. I mean you love who you love, you don't make a decision to love.

40 Memes About Being Childless In Response To People Not Accepting That This Is A Free Choice

Is this really a thing? Or is it an American thing? Are people really bothered if you don't want kids?

Guy Exploits Wendy's All-you-can-eat Buffet By Making A Foot-Tall Cucumber Bowl, Gets Rewarded By A Manager

Guy Wants To Get A Purebred Pug, His Friend Tries To Prove Why It's Animal Cruelty With Skull Comparison

I'm afraid to say that pugs as a thing shouldn't really exist. It's horrible what pure bred pugs have to live through.

19 Ruthless Responses To The Person Who Arrogantly Claimed That Owning Guns Is A Constitutional Right

Older People That Chose Not To Have Kids Reveal If They Regret The Decision Now

Bit of a pointless feature to be honest.

45 Funny Times The Comments Were Better Than Our Pictures

I'm sure they were sent a bill.

30 'Smart' People Who Showed Off Their IQ And Made Fools Of Themselves

*swirls brandy snifter* I can just appreciate this on so many levels....

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

Plus air conditioning is an f-ing nightmare for the planet and shouldn't be encouraged.

Here's How People In Great Britain Are Reacting To The Record-Breaking Heatwave (32 Pics)

That's nothing, "Insert other place name" is much hotter, it gets up to "Insert hotter temperature". Saved all the boring people time and effort.

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

The kid / dog is / was called OLIVER!

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

Yes, mine too but only after a cat. Oliver was a great cat!

Woman Demands This Dog's Name Be Changed Because That's How She Wants To Call Her Newborn, Goes Ballistic After Owner Refuses

My nephew is named after a dog his dad had :D

Person Shows The World How To Respond To Anti-Abortionists If They Call You A 'Murderer'

This is no counter response to this persons point of view. She absolutely nailed it.

Person Shows The World How To Respond To Anti-Abortionists If They Call You A 'Murderer'

Pro-life is less about saving babies, and more about controlling women. I've noticed that once the baby is born, the pro-lifers suddenly lose all interest.

Person Shows The World How To Respond To Anti-Abortionists If They Call You A 'Murderer'

"Pro-lifers" are not really pro-life. They're pro-birth. Whatever it takes to control women.

Person Shows The World How To Respond To Anti-Abortionists If They Call You A 'Murderer'

And about that last line of the intro ("Perhaps it could be something to try if you ever find yourself harangued by placard-waving nutjobs at your local sexual health clinic?"), in my experience as a patient escort at my local 'sexual health clinic' (which is so much more than that, BTW), there's nothing you can say to get through to the 'placard-waving nutjobs'. What really pisses them off, though, is laughing at them. Drives 'em up the freakin' wall!

These 30 Pics Show How Dystopic Our Society Already Is, And It’s Pretty Terrifying

Americas not that great hey? #aussieaussieoioioi

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