50 Hilarious Memes For People Who Enjoy A Distinct Brand Of Humor (New Pics)

What does that actually mean? Your car's gone to s**t?

That's quite... hip.

I'm just picturing using a flame thrower to make popcorn.

Most likely she will say "Ha-ha" and you hobble away with a limp...

For you who don’t know, the spoon is so that he can see if anyone (probably his mom) walks into his room so that he can quickly change what is on the screen.

Newest trend in kitchens

I would love that towel.

Yeah, maybe don't go around sniffing women.

I thought it meant IV like life support then the V meant he lived and there are 5 again. Duh IV means 4. Idiot.

You gonna need something for that burn mate.

It took me a min to realise thet that was not a stove

Not enough O's in smooth to describe that guy!

Anyone else ever compose a text, forget to send it, and then wonder why there’s no reply?

I am legit impressed.

yeah, Jessica

She's hilarious!

Playing with fire there bro.

Together, we rice (read that as rise) XP

Totally doing this for the white elephant at work next year.

The barely contained rage on that cattos face is powerful.

So did he get extra brain cells too?!?!

All messages were received within 3 minutes. So at least that. Funny though.

But moooooooommmmmmm

Omg!

Poor Alfredo 😔

Did that before. Once when I was working a job at a brunch spot popular with the church crowd. Bible verses are NOT an acceptable tip. Most recently a warehouse job that was working me 60+ hours a week. 4pm until 4am. Days off were Saturday and Monday. Did that for six months before I gave them the finger.

Not a man but same. It's called organized chaos. It looks like a cluttered mess but I can tell you exactly where all my stuff is in that cluttered mess. It's when I actually put stuff where it belongs that I can't find it

If it works, it works

Happening to me right now🤒

That's actually sweet - the child is describing what *they* would like after a hard day, 'cos he's not yet heard of mummyjuice.

Humour eases stress and pain. This is genius, funny, and good for everyone involved.

bro congrats

I'm totally stealing that comeback.

Me, too.

idk I'd be a little sus of someone wearing a mask in their own house

So, she out here bare a$$ed sittin on that stool...?

I guess at least they're honest? 🤷

Just let him have the beard. Problem solved.

Oooooh..... I bet grandpa didn't get to hold the baby first.

Large format too.

There's always a way.

And have a common interest

What the fvck were they actually doing?

No... But You know WHO is he.

Never too old for dirty talk - I talk to myself all the time.

It's saying that "Baby on board" is no more important than other drivers ...funny!

Friendship goals.

Wife material

Awww, at least he's being honest and not a jerk? I respect that.

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I'd eat that.

Level of brutal I can only aspire to

Shouldn't the tow truck be the one getting the speeding ticket?

Pure evil. I like it.

That's bad...

Shame there aren't any note taking apps on phones... 🤔

MY college girlfriend claimed to be 5'8" because she didn't think being taller than guys was attractive.. When pressed, she'd admit to 5'10". In a picture of us together, she's wearing flat shoes, and the top of her head came up to my ear. I was about 6'4", so she was easily close to six foot herself. I don't know who she thought she was fooling. Apparently, she's gotten over it, because she married some short guy she absolutely towers over.

Why do pictures of The Rapture always have people fully dressed and awake? Wouldn't this event capture people in the middle of swimming, bathing, eating, having their hair done?

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Hope this isn't true

Except for your mom.