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Vanessa Steis

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted 6 items 7 hours ago

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Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

50 Signs That Went So Wrong They Turned Into Comedic Gold (New Pics)

If you stay.stay 4ever. If you go,do it today. =)

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

Look around the pool,no way someone climbs in and out of there.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

Liar.. r a p I s t … r a c I s t… wannabe dictator… cruel… war loving… non compassionate… nasty… orange blob

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

I can't see the Great Wall of China from where I am in the UK either.

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

Liar.. r a p I s t … r a c I s t… wannabe dictator… cruel… war loving… non compassionate… nasty… orange blob

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

I can't see the Great Wall of China from where I am in the UK either.

Unfiltered, Unhinged, Unforgettable: 85 Times People Said Exactly What Was On Their Mind

No no non ! The blinds will stay close until I decide I can handle the sun.

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Warmed My Evil Little Heart”: 53 Times People Served Petty Karma To Their Coworkers, And It Was Glorious

Not everyone is a native English speaker

“Warmed My Evil Little Heart”: 53 Times People Served Petty Karma To Their Coworkers, And It Was Glorious

Even if Tom hadn't bullied OP I hope he would have done the same thing. Tom is a cotton headed ninny muffin.( hope that is tame enough for BP)

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

Yeah, that's not an affair. That's child sx abose. (misspelled on purpose!)

55 Funny, Cringey And Offensive Bumper Stickers People Spotted In The Wild (New Pics)

“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

Yeah, that's not an affair. That's child sx abose. (misspelled on purpose!)

55 Funny, Cringey And Offensive Bumper Stickers People Spotted In The Wild (New Pics)

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

FYI: No, time blindness is NOT a myth. But yes, it is a BS excuse. (this information was provided to you by someone with ADHD & Autism)

“Many People Still Believe It”: 25 Silly Yet Popular Myths About Iconic Landmarks Around The World

Don't care what anyone says ,they all come alive at night all museums everywhere ,come to life at night

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Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 4 days ago

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

Unless he draws them on like that ;b

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 5 days ago

Toxic Stepmom Kicks Stepdaughter Out, Only To Be Kicked Out Herself By The Real Homeowner

This was 6 years ago according to the reddit Post.The only update was this: You're right. I need to give them a month's notice before I evict them. Whatever went down was very recent, and I'm actually going to give them a month's notice. The one week thing was something I said in the heat of the moment, but my lawyer told me that I need to give them a month. I'm okay with this. My sister is back home again, and I'll be living there with her for a month. I'm worried about him challenging the will, but our family lawyer says that he doesn't have much ground to stand on since the properties willed to me and my sister weren't marital properties.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

63 Moments That Instantly Ended A Potential Friendship

I have 2 childfree daughters (one now in menopause) and love them just as much as the one who has kids. Their bodies, their choice - I'll support them ALL the way. Edit - they have awesome cats tho.

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

I neither like or dislike cats. I merely accept them for the semi-benevolent overlords that they are.

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Yes =)

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Fran Drescher?

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita's all I need A little bit of Tina's what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Fran Drescher?

40 Times A Date Went South Really Fast

50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves So Badly, They Ended Up On The ‘Sad Cringe’ Online Community (New Pics)

My dog is one of my babies and you can shut the f**k up about it.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Frankenstein was the monster if you think about it.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

To be fair (as we say on the internet) to the first post, if there had been no wrongful act committed, no innocent person would have been wrongly convicted for the crime.

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 1 week ago

50 Funny Text Message Exchanges That Might Have You Giggling

Well, also we possess a great deal less natural stupidity. (joking guys pls don't downvote me into oblivion!)

Vanessa Steis • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Left of the fallen tree (down left corner)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

they pictures are to small on BP...The cat is under the bush,front end,behind the leaves growing on the bottom. You can see two dots in the shadows,those are the eyes =)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Left of the fallen tree (down left corner)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

they pictures are to small on BP...The cat is under the bush,front end,behind the leaves growing on the bottom. You can see two dots in the shadows,those are the eyes =)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Under the bush /left side)in the shadows

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Behind the Pillow in the middle,you can only see the top of her head

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

yes =)

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 1 week ago

99 Hilarious Tweets From Black Twitter That Might Crack You Up (New Pics)

My anti-Brexit British heart could have foretold this in your tea leaves, love.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 Incredible Buildings That Showcase Human Creativity

Aka Diagon Ally, aka The Shambles in Ankh-Morpork

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

I bow to no man

50 Incredible Buildings That Showcase Human Creativity

Aka Diagon Ally, aka The Shambles in Ankh-Morpork

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

I bow to no man

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The smell of Axe Body Spray in a room with no ventilation. It doesn't mean danger is coming; it means danger is already here, it’s 19 years old, it hasn't done laundry in three weeks, and it wants to explain crypto to you.

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

no kids for me - yes, I am selfish. And orange fabric doesn't suit me.

People Who Work With The Dead Shared The Most Traumatizing Things They Saw And Heard

Always remember: she was in this condition because men will pay to ra.pe trafficked women. No. Other. Reason. Without customers, this trade wouldn't exist.

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Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Marc Almond. Adam Ant. Annie Lennox. Gary Numan.

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Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 17 hours ago

50 Signs That Went So Wrong They Turned Into Comedic Gold (New Pics)

If you stay.stay 4ever. If you go,do it today. =)

69 Times Creative And Unique Designs Ended Up Being Impractical, Annoying Or Even Dangerous (New Pics)

Look around the pool,no way someone climbs in and out of there.

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 4 days ago

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

Unless he draws them on like that ;b

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 5 days ago

Toxic Stepmom Kicks Stepdaughter Out, Only To Be Kicked Out Herself By The Real Homeowner

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Yes =)

Vanessa Steis • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Left of the fallen tree (down left corner)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

they pictures are to small on BP...The cat is under the bush,front end,behind the leaves growing on the bottom. You can see two dots in the shadows,those are the eyes =)

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Under the bush /left side)in the shadows

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

Behind the Pillow in the middle,you can only see the top of her head

‘When You See It’: 111 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Take Forever To Spot (New Pics)

yes =)

Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

60 Weird But 'Technically True' Takes That No One Can Argue With

My guess would be a tree,it's not alive in the sense like an animal or humans.

Everyday Items Take On New Life With These Genius Hacks

the smell vanishes by itself. =)

Vanessa Steis • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

“Jail”: 85 Times Men Gave Their Partners An Ick They Can’t Get Over

well he looks really big, and my ex had problems to hwn cooking and preparing stuff. Everything was to low for him,causing back- and neck pains. So sitting down might mbe the best option.

Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

Woman Gets Suspicious And Texts Husband’s Best Friend Pretending To Be Him, She Falls Right Into Her Trap

Update: Hi! This is my update: he is cheating. I went through his deleted messages but it was empty so he has been deleting the deleted messages as well. I don’t know if there’s further steps to find them? I don’t know. I sent her “wyd” because this is how he texts when he is bored. She said she was in bed I said I (he) was in bed too watching succession. She asked if I was sleeping. Then it didn’t take long before she started sexting. In a way that made it obvious that they’ve done it multiple times. I ended it quickly because honestly I felt nauseous. I didn’t want to sext her. I sent myself all the evidence. Tomorrow I will be moving back to my parents place and start the divorce. I will not tell him why

Designer Socks Give Away Man’s Affair, GF Dumps Him Even Though He Won’t Admit It

OOP aaded this edit in the comments I did tell him the way he spoke to me, made me realize on the spot that for 1. He was likely lying, but for 2. I will never subject myself to be spoken like that and cannot continue to be in a relationship with anyone who can say what he said to their partner. He wants to work it out and think one fight shouldn’t end a 5 year relationship. I let him know that I wouldn’t be giving it a fair chance to work if I stayed, I do not see him the same way I saw him before this conversation. It is unfair to drag it out when I know exactly how I feel right now.

Vanessa Steis • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh Today

Has been my favorite since childhood. Acoording to my mum, I sometimes watched it several times a day. =)

“Blow On Their Nose”: People Have Firsthand Experience That These 45 Cat Hacks Work

one of my cats loves it when I give them my worn jumper for a few days to lay on. =)

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Help You Cope With Anxiety

I can't really explain it, and thankfully I don't get the urge so bad anymore..it's just when your hair is annoying in some way, and it pisses you off to no end...similar to the urge one can get to hurt themselves.

Vanessa Steis • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

50 Times Crochet Enthusiasts Were So Proud Of Their Projects, They Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Here's the finished blanket: https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1nj0d6r/i_just_posted_a_few_days_ago_and_im_finally_done/

50 Times People Shared The Funny Things Their Pets Got ‘Shamed’ For

Also, the risk of the dog getting injured. Let's hope he didn't ingest any of the aluminum.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 9 items 3 hours ago

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

Frankenstein made a creature. But Frankenstein was the real monster.

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

I can't see the Great Wall of China from where I am in the UK either.

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

i guess it is pedoblikkkan propaganda

40 Widely Believed “Facts” That Aren’t True At All

Liar.. r a p I s t … r a c I s t… wannabe dictator… cruel… war loving… non compassionate… nasty… orange blob

50 Wild Tumblr Gems The Internet Refused To Forget (New Pics)

I'm thinking the issue predated the divorce

50 Wild Tumblr Gems The Internet Refused To Forget (New Pics)

I'm going to have to talk on some game chat and see just how powerful my voice is, being a woman US Marine and all. 😂

Unfiltered, Unhinged, Unforgettable: 85 Times People Said Exactly What Was On Their Mind

No no non ! The blinds will stay close until I decide I can handle the sun.

45 Times Amazing Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances

Unfortunately in a lot of the world this could get you assaulted or k*lled. Edit spelling.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Warmed My Evil Little Heart”: 53 Times People Served Petty Karma To Their Coworkers, And It Was Glorious

Even if Tom hadn't bullied OP I hope he would have done the same thing. Tom is a cotton headed ninny muffin.( hope that is tame enough for BP)

“Warmed My Evil Little Heart”: 53 Times People Served Petty Karma To Their Coworkers, And It Was Glorious

Not everyone is a native English speaker

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

“Many People Still Believe It”: 25 Silly Yet Popular Myths About Iconic Landmarks Around The World

Don't care what anyone says ,they all come alive at night all museums everywhere ,come to life at night

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“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

Yeah, that's not an affair. That's child sx abose. (misspelled on purpose!)

55 Funny, Cringey And Offensive Bumper Stickers People Spotted In The Wild (New Pics)

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

FYI: No, time blindness is NOT a myth. But yes, it is a BS excuse. (this information was provided to you by someone with ADHD & Autism)

42 Hilariously Honest Reasons People Instantly Knew Romance Was Off The Table

I neither like or dislike cats. I merely accept them for the semi-benevolent overlords that they are.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted an item 5 days ago

63 Moments That Instantly Ended A Potential Friendship

I have 2 childfree daughters (one now in menopause) and love them just as much as the one who has kids. Their bodies, their choice - I'll support them ALL the way. Edit - they have awesome cats tho.

Vanessa Steis • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

To be fair (as we say on the internet) to the first post, if there had been no wrongful act committed, no innocent person would have been wrongly convicted for the crime.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Fran Drescher?

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