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Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 2 days ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara • upvoted 12 items 4 months ago

That's More Than Petty

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I wish someone would bring me flowers

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Maybe homeboy.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

"bro" in this case doesn't mean brother, it just means friend- and I think this is just one of those jokes? I think guy friends sometimes joke that they're gay for each other?

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I HATE blanket statements like this, even if they are trying to be "funny."

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Confused Capybara • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

My friend used to have pet rats. Suprisingly well behaved if you train them right!

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

They'll give their kid tons of hyperactivity-inducing food to turn them into a braindead child tiktok star (such as "The Rizzler", a kid who...makes weird faces???? Not really sure why he has an audience).

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 9 items 5 months ago

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

Jesus was a gay commie jew. Billy Eichner

“You’re A Heavier Girl, I Get It”: 42 Unbearable Neighbors These People Have To Deal With (New Pics)

Am I the only person who actually likes "Wonderwall"? XD

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

Jesus was a gay commie jew. Billy Eichner

“You’re A Heavier Girl, I Get It”: 42 Unbearable Neighbors These People Have To Deal With (New Pics)

Am I the only person who actually likes "Wonderwall"? XD

49 Stories From Medical Professionals Who Caught Patients Faking It

Maybe he heard about the thing at the chocolate factory?

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

It didnt look just like a normal highschool.. it was like every other highschool in the u.s.. Mine, yours.. every highschooler was looking at everyone diffrent that day. Still havent learned the lession... bullies cause this. Period. Yet everone will always 'other' people.. Goths wern't to blame, but anyone with dark clothing was now in question... most Goths wouldnt hurt a fly. The culture wasnt about hurting others, more about inner pain and expressing it. These boys we're angry. Didnt have to be Goth to be that, and most of us high schoolers knew it .. we were all a bit worried about each other back then. It never stopped the bullies tho, because it was easier to blame the people that seemed different then it is to stop a bullie.

“He Wasn't Even Ashamed”: 46 Ridiculous Tourist Moments Tour Guides Can’t Forget

With all the terrible story's about other countries and this is the one you call entitled. What a d!ck.

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

I hate that I knew this.

50 Times Companies Accidentally Created Comedy Gold With Their Ad Placements

"Amigo Man"? What marketing genius thought up this one?

“He Wasn't Even Ashamed”: 46 Ridiculous Tourist Moments Tour Guides Can’t Forget

Funny, we feel the same way about Europeans when they come here. That and their smug attitude.

48 Hilarious Uniforms That Made People Question Who Could Have Possibly Designed Them

Berries and cream!

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Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

50 Times Texts Were So Funny That People Just Had To Screenshot Them

What?

"It Made My Entire Life": 45 Times Meeting An Idol Went Better (Or Worse) Than Anyone Expected

Really? I didn't know that. Always been a big fan :(

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I don't think those jugs are full of soda...

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I can't even tell what the censored word is supposed to be

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

42 Creepy Moments People Can’t Forget That Keep Coming Back To Them

Why would he be moving a sofa into his van at a bookstore? Stolen directly from Silence of the Lambs.

45 Of The Most Unhinged Workplace Incidents To Get You Through Your Day

Sounds like No Exit by Sartre

Confused Capybara • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's A Secret You Shouldn't Know But Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Expression Should We Stop Saying? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Weird Fact Might Have Saved Your Life? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Is A Phrase That’s Never Been Googled Before? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Some Of The Funniest Reviews You've Ever Seen (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Controversial Book, Song, Or Movie You Know Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Doesn't Seem Problematic, But Is? (Closed)

Confused Capybara • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Misconceptions Do People Have About Your Country Or State? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Something That Is Terribly Photoshopped (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What 'Dumb Or Weird' Questions Do You Wonder About But Have Never Asked? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musical Artist?

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

“Funny Reviews”: 60 Times People Decided To Be Comedians While Leaving Reviews

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

Confused Capybara • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

"It won't be a stylish marriage..."

People Are Sharing The Worst Places They Ever Visited And These 46 Are Really Bad

Why would anyone visit the inside of a prison for fun?

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

“I Got Fired The Next Day”: 49 Unexpected And Awkward Times People Saw Something They Weren’t Supposed To

And then everyone in the conference room clapped

“The Horrors I Saw In That Home Nearly Broke Me”: 42 Weird Things Workers Have Seen Inside Strangers’ Homes

My friend used to have pet rats. Suprisingly well behaved if you train them right!

“Rad Dad” Delivers Hilarious Posts And Memes, And Its 2M Followers Can’t Get Enough (New Pics)

Confused Capybara • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

“He Lost His Leg”: 44 Instant Karma Moments Where People Got Exactly What They Deserved

Karma police, arrest this thread!

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

50 Times Texts Were So Funny That People Just Had To Screenshot Them

What?

"It Made My Entire Life": 45 Times Meeting An Idol Went Better (Or Worse) Than Anyone Expected

Really? I didn't know that. Always been a big fan :(

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I don't think those jugs are full of soda...

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

I can't even tell what the censored word is supposed to be

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Reference to a meme in which Calvin's dad explains that everything in a certain category can be sorted into sections (such as video games being sorted into "menus" and "parkour").

50 Of The Most Stupid, Bizarre And Absurd Things People Posted On This Neighbor App (New Pics)

Seems like a satire account if you ask me...

Confused Capybara • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

50 Snooping Parents Who Accidentally Uncovered A Side Of Their Teen They Weren’t Ready For

My guess is that they were heisting the cones in the dead of night?

50 Delightfully Weird Facts About The World That People Learned This July

Because they're made of wood?

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 1 day ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Probably by prison s***e labour.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 3 months ago

That's More Than Petty

Confused Capybara • upvoted 12 items 4 months ago

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

And all the perpetrators got released

50 Horrifying Wikipedia Pages You Should Read At Your Own Risk

Precocious puberty.

50 Baby Animals That Are So Cute, Your Brain Might Not Comprehend How It’s Possible

'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.' 'I'm half crazy, over my love for you.'

“The Look On That Girl's Face Was Priceless”: 50 Times People Learned That Karma Was Real

Thank goodness it wasn't a 6-7 figure fine. They'd never hear the end of that one...

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.

42 Of The Craziest Toys By Rosemberg That Might Make You Both Laugh And Feel Uncomfortable

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

I’m surprised scream isn’t considered a comedy movie, me and my friend were watching it and laughing

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Maybe homeboy.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I wish someone would bring me flowers

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

Straight women hit on gay men all the time.

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

"bro" in this case doesn't mean brother, it just means friend- and I think this is just one of those jokes? I think guy friends sometimes joke that they're gay for each other?

50 Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Memes That Are As Entertaining As They Are Random

I HATE blanket statements like this, even if they are trying to be "funny."

Confused Capybara • upvoted 6 items 5 months ago

50 Times People Brought Justice To The World In Their Own Unhinged Way (New Pics)

Jesus was a gay commie jew. Billy Eichner

“You’re A Heavier Girl, I Get It”: 42 Unbearable Neighbors These People Have To Deal With (New Pics)

Am I the only person who actually likes "Wonderwall"? XD

“He Wasn't Even Ashamed”: 46 Ridiculous Tourist Moments Tour Guides Can’t Forget

With all the terrible story's about other countries and this is the one you call entitled. What a d!ck.

“He Wasn't Even Ashamed”: 46 Ridiculous Tourist Moments Tour Guides Can’t Forget

Funny, we feel the same way about Europeans when they come here. That and their smug attitude.

49 Stories From Medical Professionals Who Caught Patients Faking It

Maybe he heard about the thing at the chocolate factory?

50 Disturbing Facts That Fans Of This Instagram Page Can’t Get Enough Of

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