Does seeing an incoming call on your phone screen send your body into an involuntary shudder? If so, you’re among many whose preferred mode of communication is texting. I mean, what’s not to love about it? It saves time and is more convenient, flexible, and efficient than blabbing on the phone for hours. Not to mention it’s good for keeping receipts when someone sends an out-of-this-world funny text.
Many people have taken advantage of this, recording and sharing the humorous messages they receive with others online. One place where these texts reside is the ‘Funny Texts’ Instagram account, which we scoured to compile a list of the best they have to offer for your entertainment. It’s all just a scroll away!
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My faith in humanity has been restored after learning that the first-ever text message sent said ‘Merry Christmas.’ It happened on December 3, 1992, when Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old software programmer, sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis.
At the time, Papworth was working to create a Short Message Service (SMS) for his client, Vodafone. And on December 3, 1992, he succeeded.
If it autocorrected it to that, does that mean he uses that word a lot…???🤨
A year later, with Nokia's help, the message acquired a distinctive ‘beep’ sound that signaled an incoming text. Only back then, the process was called short message service (SMS). The word ‘texting’ entered the dictionary much later in 2010. At first, messages also had a 160-character limit. That’s why many shortenings like LOL and emoticons exist—to go around this character limit.
Even though it was a groundbreaking invention, text messaging didn’t take off for years due to a lack of handheld keyboards. When that hurdle was out of the way, the new habit quickly spread. Now it’s hard to imagine living without something that is a big part of our daily lives, which was created 33 years ago.
SMS creator Neil said, “In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions. I only recently told my children that I sent that first text. Looking back with hindsight, it’s clearer to see that the Christmas message I sent was a pivotal moment in mobile history.”
Fun fact, I did this my first time. I had my first period at my grandma's house and I was there with just my dad. My grandma didn't have any supplies, and we were a good hour away from home, so we stopped by a Dollar General to get me some pads. My dad asks if we can go into the bathroom so I can put one on, and the female cashier is very kind and asks if I need help, to which I say no, because I'm like, ten and very anxious. I don't know what I was thinking, maybe that it was like a bandaid? Because I put the pad sticky side up. This was one of the ones with the wings, too. When I got home my mom pulled me into the bathroom to check I'd put the pad on right... she and my older sisters found my mistake very amusing. I didn't, at the time, but now I think it's hilarious and don't know how I managed that. It was not very comfortable taking it off, let me assure you (if you've ever had to pull tape off of any place with hair...)
Indeed, it was. Today, millions of Merry Christmas messages are sent every year. Instead of calling someone to wish them happy holidays (which was a preferred mode of communication back then), people now prefer sending a quick text, virtually, for any occasion and person. In fact, 40% of people favor communicating with their friends and family over text messages. Some even refuse to pick up calls altogether.
Younger people feel especially uncomfortable chatting with someone over a phone call, with some even reporting having telephobia. Gen Z, who grew up texting, can find phone calls anxiety-inducing because they induce a sense of urgency.
“It speaks to a broader fatigue with immediacy and urgency, where people have grown tired of the hassle culture and obsession with efficiency,” anthropologist Zoia Tarasova said. “People are quietly rebelling against this immediacy by taking their time to respond to those calls.”
😂😂😂That's the same kind of replies I get when I try to get my husband to save me from spiders
In addition, young people feel hesitant to pick up a call because they associate it with an emergency. Something else that provokes telephobia is the fear of being judged. Experts also add that young people simply don’t have the tools and confidence to use their phones in a formal manner, which is unfortunate, as it’s quite important for their careers.
To help combat telephobia, one college even launched a class where students could tackle their fear of making or taking telephone calls. Some businesses are trying to do that as well, but it’s hard to break a habit that many young people grew up with.
“We have been doing extensive training, incentives, call observing with our veteran reps, and even hired a business psychologist,” Casey Halloran, CEO and cofounder of online travel agency Namu Travel, said. “After more than two years of this struggle, we’re nearly to the point of throwing up hands and embracing SMS and WebChat versus continuing to fight an uphill battle.”
That said, not all young people avoid phone calls like the plague. Erin Lynne Mantz, vice president of employee engagement at communications agency Zeno Group, has shared that she’s found herself on calls with Gen Zers who sound “remarkably confident on the phone, even more so than my own Gen X peers did when we were early in our careers.”
“Maybe we aren’t giving Zs enough credit,” she said.
He said he threw it AT her head, not hit her head. No harm, no foul.
Is that a slim Jim style salami stick 😂 (twiggy in Australia)
Hard lesson to learn when you're in an audio typing pool with a group of middle aged women who were brought up to believe that passing wind is a heinous social crime but passing judgement is not.
Clark Kent: (Sweating) "No, just a regular salad for a regular guy like me haha"
I just choked laughing. Luckily Mr Auntriarch is in the garden so he didn't hear and I don't have to read it out to him.
…How big was the blender?? My iPad would never fit in MY blender.
And yet, writing messages without spaces was a thing back when SMSs were limited to 140 characters!
One I've heard was, Why wipe your a*s if you're going to s**t again, lol!
So either sister is gay or “besides all the naked women” includes the second thing
With a little work, this could be the lyric to a C&W song.
Shouldn't "mom" be the white texts? 🤔 Ik most of these are fake, but geez at least do it right
Very good. A lot of these could be 21st-century updates of the gags from the old Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In "Cocktail Party" and Muppet Show's "At the Dance" segments.
Another show needs to pick that up, I suggest Faux News.
Load More Replies...Most of these are fake hand me downs from a million years ago... Keep UP!
BP needs to stop at 50 again. Who reads 126 text messages from random people?
Very good. A lot of these could be 21st-century updates of the gags from the old Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In "Cocktail Party" and Muppet Show's "At the Dance" segments.
Another show needs to pick that up, I suggest Faux News.
Load More Replies...Most of these are fake hand me downs from a million years ago... Keep UP!
BP needs to stop at 50 again. Who reads 126 text messages from random people?
