A bad day that’s coming your way doesn’t care that it’s Halloween. Unfortunately, even when you’re in the spookiest of spirits, food poisoning or costume mishaps aren’t doing a rain check on you. Quite the opposite, actually — they’re going to hit you harder, making Halloween haunted in a completely new sense.
Our Bored Panda team gathered many such instances below, in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year. It’s all just a scroll away!
But be warned — bad luck might be contagious. *Insert evil witch giggle here.*
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All Of My Coworkers Agreed To Dress Up As Smurfs For Halloween. Im The Only One To Go Through With It
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
I Was Asked "Why Didn't You Dress Up For Halloween?"
Another Year, Another Pumpkin That Won’t Make It To Halloween Night
My Team Said We Were Dressing As Dominoes
Carved Our Pumpkin A Bit Too Early This Year
Halloween Is Ruined
Oh That’s Funny
Accidentally Let A Pumpkin From Halloween Rot In My Front Yard, And Now There’s A Pumpkin Vine That Won’t Stop Growing, What Should I Do?
We Were Supposed To Go As Bikers But He Didn’t Get The Memo
Bought This For Our Halloween Family Skeleton Setup Because It Looks Exactly Like My Sweet Dachshund. She Unexpectedly Passed The Next Day
I Ordered Some Tights For Halloween Online. I Didn't Check The Size And It Turns Out They Were A Bit Too Small
Halloween Spider
My Son Partied Too Hard At School Before Trick Or Treating
Lil guy ate too much pizza, cupcakes and candy at school, found him passed out on the sofa from a tummy ache while in costume when I got out of work at 6. time for sum Pepto...
I Hit A Deer... While Dressed As A Deer. Happy Halloween
Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down
Threw A Halloween Party On Monday. This Is The Only Picture Of Me, Because 20 Minutes Before Everyone Showed, I Got Hit With The Worst Food Poisoning I’ve Ever Had In My Life
I spent the night huddled in bed with a plastic bowl to vomit in while 30-40 of my friends continued partying outside my door. Couldn’t even use my bathroom, because there was always a line of drunk people waiting to use it. I was looking forward to it all month.
Well, that's an odd thing to look forward to, but who am I to judge...:)
This Pennywise Halloween Costume
My Contribution To Tomorrow's Halloween Treats At Work
My Partner And I Tried To Make A Gingerbread Cat For Halloween I Think Ours Is Spookier
Hosted A Halloween Party And No One Showed Up
Sent a lot of invites and got everything decorated for absolutely no one to show up or bother giving me a heads up they weren't coming or assured me they would come and bailed.
I Wanted To Dress As ‘Cotton Candy’ For Halloween
October Thunderstorm, Before And After
I Spent $200 On Full Size Candy To Be “That House” For Halloween. Only Had One Group Of Trick Or Treaters Come By So Far And It’s Almost 9pm
I have a fond memory of Halloween when I was a kid of that one house that gave out full-sized candy bars. I also received a can of soda pop from them! Thank you, stoner bikers!
Two Women Let Their Dogs Pee And Jump On My Halloween Decorations. Then Let One Up On My Porch
The Only Picture My Drunk Boyfriend Got Of My Halloween Costume
I Did Not Do The Research On When To Plant Pumpkin Seeds For Halloween (21 July)
How Many Years Bad Luck For Breaking My Bosses Hundred Year Old Mirror… In A Haunted Pub… On Halloween?
Halloween Decoration My Mom Bought
Finally Have My Own Place And Bought Candy For Halloween Only Had 2 Kids Come By
Someone Ruined My Neighbour’s Kids’ Halloween Pumpkin They’ve Been Growing For Months And Months
Got Appendicitis On Halloween. Luckily We Caught It Early Before It Perforated So I'm Here To Live Another Day
Glad you were able to catch it in time, sending you healing vibes❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
Wife Made A Spooky Halloween Dinner. Result Was Slightly More Terrifying
To Be The Mask For Halloween
When you get The Mask of Loki, but you're a fan of Shrek instead of Tex Avery.
Tried To Make A “Stab Wound” For Halloween… And It Looks Like A Menstrual Pad
Neighbor Wants Halloween Decorations Down Nov 1st
So easy to resolve this: turn up at their house with a bottle of nice spirits (whisky, gin, whatever) and say that you know it’s their garden and their choice, but you wondered if they’d consider taking the mannequins down as some people were finding them a bit unsettling. We’ve politicians for that already! And compliment them on how realistic they are. It seems to me that people don’t want to achieve anything other than be angry, and it’s so sad and unnecessary.
When Your Halloween Costume Falls Right Into Your Lap
Today I Learned That 99% Of The People At My Work Don’t Know Who Prison Mike Is, So I’m Just A Huge Loser In A Suit & Bandana For Halloween
Happy Halloween
I Bought This Pallet Specifically For The “Blue” Middle Shade. Wasted My Money Because I Need It For My Halloween Costume
Ah Yes, My Favorite Halloween Tradition, The Christmas Tree
My Neighbors Have Put Up Their Christmas Lights, Just In Time For Halloween
I literally took this picture right before I posted this. This couple lives right across the street from me.
This isn't all of the lights, BTW. Last Halloween they were sitting on a bench, with all the Christmas lights passing out candy to trick or treaters...and had them on every night until the end of the year.
If I had the money, I'd get a inflatable Santa and a Turkey. Put the turkey sitting on Santa holding a sign that says "Wait your turn, Old man".
I Needed Some Edible Eyeballs For A Halloween Party Snack. These Were Inside A Larger Bag
Get edible ink markers on Amazon. They worked great for our department gingerbread competition 👍🏼
How To Remove A Stain On Pvc Fence Left By Cheap Halloween Decorations?
Halloween... Not Quite
What The Hell Has Halloween Become For Kids These Days? What The Hell Is Wrong With People?
I Spent 3 Weeks Making A Mask For My Office Halloween Contest And I Couldn’t Participate Because I Got Stuck In A Customer Meeting
2 Adults Taking All The Halloween Candy
Halloween Wig. I’m Going For A Kenny Rogers Vibe
My Halloween Costume Came Today
Looks like they made it out of garbage bags. Could have done that yourself probably cheaper.
"Pyrex" Pie Dish Couldn't Take The Heat.... Halloween Party In 2 Hours
My Stove Decided To Go As An Insurance Claim For Halloween
I had a grease fire when I was making potato chips and the oil overflowed. The fire was under the burner top and most of it was unreachable. The top would not come off, the firefighters that came couldn't even get it to budge. Luckily the fire never spread and the damage is contained to the stove itself.
This is why you never overfill a pan when deep frying. Stay safe people!
Manager Ignoring My Time Off Request That Was Approved
Over two months ago I requested time off for Halloween and it was approved the next day. Then earlier today next week’s schedule came out and I’m scheduled on Halloween. I wouldn’t be as mad if I didn’t make plan’s for Halloween but I did. Should I be as frustrated as I am and how should I approach this?
My Girlfriend And I Made A Chocolate Haunted House. Happy Halloween
Buying 12 Cartons Of Eggs The Night Before Halloween
Bought 100 Dollars Worth Of Candy. Our Neighborhood We Recently Moved Into Does Not Do Trick Or Treating. Im Also In Costume And Decided To Walk Around, 2 Kids Looked At Me Like A Freak
Someone In My Neighborhood Got A Nice Surprise On November 1st
Happy Halloween
To Make A Halloween Cake
Halloween Posts Have Started
My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween
Gave Out Full-Sized Candy Bars And Sodas And Only 5 People Trick-Or-Treated
Great Start To My Halloween (Yes Those Are Worms)
Must be Hershey. They're attracted to vomit smell. Yes I'm American and I agree with you guys. I don't like chocolate probably because I've never had proper chocolate. I loathe chocolate ice cream. I'm a Vanilla made with real vanilla beans kind of guy. Edit: I do make a very good peanut butter fudge. The secret ingredient is THC.
Somebody Stole My Pumpkin From My Front Porch
I didn’t have money to decorate for Halloween, so I bought a pumpkin to at least have something cute on the porch for when my family comes to see my new apartment. Fast forward, now they’re arriving today and I see someone stole it. (They at least left the little pumpkin)
Bought My Brother A Gru Halloween Costume As A Joke. Who Designed This
$60 "Professional" Halloween Makeup. I Asked For The Photo On The Left, With Just A Little Fake Blood. On The Right Is What The Makeup Artist Gave Me
I Was So Excited To Finally Be “That House.” I Got Zero Trick Or Treaters
Took A 20 Dollar Uber Ride Each Way To Pick Up A Shirt For My Halloween Costume From Spencers. Guess What They Forgot To Do
My grocery order had a half bottle of whiskey with the tag still on it. That day I learned those tags could be ignored by simply opening the lid and pouring... It was also not long after that someone in Asda realised the same thing and had a really good drink before security caught him out. Spirits are now properly security tagged.
Doing The Most With Halloween Costume
I Just Look Down At Self Checkout. I Thought People Were Looking At Me Weird Because Of My Halloween Shirt. That Wasn’t Why
Spent 5 Hours Baking And Decorating Cupcakes For Halloween And Dropped Some On The Floor
My Friend’s Halloween Socks Came With Two Right Feet
Ordered A Halloween Mask And This Is What I Received
Do people not realise that these kinds of realistic masks cost WAY more than they're paying for the tat they receive?
I Was So Excited To Try Coldstone's Halloween Special
Happy Halloween From Dunkin Donuts
We Also Received Propaganda While Trick Or Treating. This Was Like 20 Pages Long. Highlights Include Classic Hits Like Calling The Pope The Antichrist
Been Growing Pumpkins For Halloween Since March, This Is What I See Today When I Go To Finally Harvest. I'm Literally Crying Right Now
I Wanted To Make A Cool Pumpkin For Halloween
Looking For Discounted Halloween Decorations... Nope
Ordered A Power Ranger Costume Online For Halloween And Here's What I Got
If you don't look like one without the costume, you won't look like one in the costume...
This Sticker My 4 Year Old Got At A Halloween Event For Children
The kind of thing you expect from a church's Trunk and Treat event
Working In Retail During Halloween Season Is The Worst
Amazon Reviews For Realistic Masks Never Disappoint
These Booklets That People Put In My Little Sister's Halloween Bucket
My 6 Year Old Came Home With This In His Trick Or Treat Bucket
Outstanding Window Display, Spirit Halloween
What The Halloween Section Looks Like At The Walmart Near My House. Complete With P**p On The Floor And Wigs With Lollipops Stuck In Them
Bent My Last Sewing Machine Needle While Trying To Finish My Child’s Halloween Costume Last Minute
Thought It Was My Lucky Day
4:30 am this morning heading out to work. Winds were blowing hard and last night was Halloween. It was dark and it was running to work late. Saw what appeared to be a dollar bill in the leaves. I grabbed it and picked it up. Didn’t feel right when I picked it up, but I took a quick glance and it looked like $100 bill. I put it in my pocket till I got to work.
This Is The Third Time My Crown Has Fallen Off In A Year. This Time By Eating Halloween Candy
This is my first crown and the darn thing won't stay on, this is the third time it's fallen off in a year.
My Brother In Law Unironically Sharing This In The Family Chat After Everyone Shared Their Kids Halloween Photos
Was Taking Down Halloween Decorations When This Happened
Happy Halloween Guys(This Is Supposed To Be Moon Knight)
Today Is Halloween. Woke Up To This
There Is No Way Through This Maze My Kid Got Trick Or Treating Tonight
Got This While Trick Or Treating What Is It? It Smells Like A Dog Treat
Aren't They Supposed To Be The Halloween Experts?
Bought A Little Light Up Trinket For Halloween Today, Went To Put The Batteries In. The Springs Are Tack Welded On Too. So Can’t Be Fixed Easily
Snip off one excess spring. Place against negative terminal in centre slot. Wedge battery in. Add tin foil to fill gaps, if necessary. This is such a non-problem. Do people really lack problem solving skills to this extent?
I Ironed On An Image Upside Down Because I'm Dumb. This Is For A Work Halloween Party In 7 Hours
I Didn’t Order Halloween Candy, So Why Is There A Razor Blade In My Chip
A Store In My Hometown Is Selling Used (And Emptied) Caskets As Halloween Decoration
I Stole A Hershey Bar From My Kid’s Halloween Candy
As a Brit, this confirms everything we’re told about American chocolate!
I Hate People Like This, Ruining Trick Or Treating For Everyone
Went From Partying On Halloween To Stuck On My Bathroom Floor Gasping For Air, Running A Low Grade Fever And Trying Not To Throw Up
I’ve actually been down with a cold for almost two weeks (weakened immune system), but started feeling a bit better on Halloween, and felt a lot better after drinking some red wine. I drank it because I heard it had antioxidants.
Please Do Us All A Favor And Keep Your Little Snowflake At Home
Buying A Wig For Halloween
I'm currently having a Halloween crisis - I moved to a new city for uni, so I don't have all my stuff here. Didn't bring many costume bits, but my mom did send me my Team Rocket hat. So, I found some stuff to go with the hat, and threw the hat in my bag for later. Or so I thought. Get to class, take off my headphones, and there's no hat. So my costume looks like what I wear daily. The centerpiece is what I left at home.
I have this plastic jack-o-lantern that lights up and I got new lightbulbs for it today, only to find out they're not the right kind. I don't even know if they make the kind I need anymore.
Load More Replies...I live in Australia, we dont do Halloween here, we did for a bit, then like the true Aussies we are, we gave up and went back to drinking
In my experience Halloween is more common here than when I was growing up in the 90s. I don't hink it is necessary, but kids are happy with it.
Load More Replies...I'm currently having a Halloween crisis - I moved to a new city for uni, so I don't have all my stuff here. Didn't bring many costume bits, but my mom did send me my Team Rocket hat. So, I found some stuff to go with the hat, and threw the hat in my bag for later. Or so I thought. Get to class, take off my headphones, and there's no hat. So my costume looks like what I wear daily. The centerpiece is what I left at home.
I have this plastic jack-o-lantern that lights up and I got new lightbulbs for it today, only to find out they're not the right kind. I don't even know if they make the kind I need anymore.
Load More Replies...I live in Australia, we dont do Halloween here, we did for a bit, then like the true Aussies we are, we gave up and went back to drinking
In my experience Halloween is more common here than when I was growing up in the 90s. I don't hink it is necessary, but kids are happy with it.
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