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Giovanni Potage

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I think I've had just about enough of you, guy! You made my minion cry! NOBODY makes my minions cry except ME!

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Giovanni Potage • upvoted 38 items 2 years ago

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm so sorry, that's terrible. If it helps at all, know that others out there are going through similar things and we'll be there for you. <3

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Me too and I think it's because Tobey and Andrew resemble each other. Tom is a standalone genetic accident and we should all be grateful to exist in the same time as his unbelievable talents.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm so sorry, that's terrible. If it helps at all, know that others out there are going through similar things and we'll be there for you. <3

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Me too and I think it's because Tobey and Andrew resemble each other. Tom is a standalone genetic accident and we should all be grateful to exist in the same time as his unbelievable talents.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Nikocado is unrecognizable from how he looked 6 years ago, he needs help. All that food and weight gain has most likely taken 20 years off his life.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Nikocado makes me sad. I've had quite a few family members die of obesity-related causes. One of my cousins was 24 when he died. Obesity is NOT healthy. Niko has a problem and I wish he'd get help and that people on the internet would stop pushing him to get fatter and fatter.

50 Hilarious Times People Caught “American Tourists In The Wild” And Shared Their Experiences

Im American and i don't Join, i refuse to elaborate further to avoid being down voted for my opinion though . Edit: okay wow I did not expect your support like that o.o so the truth is i had a history teacher tell me the pledge is patriotic brainwash. Personally, and this is me personally i agreed 100%. Another reason i stopped, and ive heard they changed it but can't confirm. I am not Christian, im more a spiritualist and when id hear "one nation under god" it honestly insulted me. Not just to myself but to other religions out there. If we are a land of free belief thats not a good way to imply it in my opinion. Okay rants done thank you so much again i read so many of your comments ^^

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I just see Tobey and Andrew.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Guilt tripping will aggravate me before most things. I also make a point to let people know that I won't typically fall for guilt tripping.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

I don't think God will give His Accord to this request.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

That guilt tripping is horrible.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Guilt tripping people to get what you want? That's just sad.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

"I'm poly and he's mono" is one way of saying, "I cheated on him & got caught."

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Yes, yes you would.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

I'll start the kindness wave and send you commas :)

30 Hilarious Memes That Might Hit Too Close To Home For People Who Can't Just Go Past A Plant

No. No Kanye memes, pictures, mentions, etc. Dude needs help, not fame.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

The rest of the world knows for a fact the USA is NOT the greatest country in the world.

Here's A List Of 50 Hilarious, Heartwarming And Straight-Up Bizarre Pics Taken In Airports

there are airports with kiddie waiting rooms?! i wish my local airport had this

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

Yeah like jesus christ that didn't deserve any of that.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

If you don't think our gun laws are broken you have your head in the sand. And before you go and say something stupid, I am a gun owner and collector. I shoot at least once a week if not more. However. There is a problem with our society and gun laws are not effective enough in their current form. I don't know the solution. The NRA has lobbied too hard to prevent actual money being spent on research. The BATF doesn't have the resources to thoroughly check everyone. It's past time for gun owners to get off their asses and abandon the NRA or force them to stop lobbying against proper research into a solution. It's far more than crazy people. It's far more than gangs. It's an endemic problem that is being ignored

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

Dude he didnt say anything

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

And banning books that might mention any type of sexual orientation other than hetero.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

I agree it's typical Republican behavior to support the gun owners, but it wouldn't be completely honest to forget about the corporate Democrats who are just as guilty of taking bribes from the gun lobby. It's pretty infuriating.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

And censuring a doctor for performing an abortion on a 10-year-old from Ohio.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

Don't forget about forcing separation of families and ignoring homeless people.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

THIS.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

Americans: we're giving teenagers guns, extorting sick people, restricting women's rights of their own bodies, just making America great again

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

And yet you have a certain party out there trying to make it easier for this s**t to happen.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

That's incredibly well done but it's sad that the richest country in the world can't give a little boy a walker.

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

I need to know this as well. For....tax purposes.

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

At least he's wearing his safety helmet :)

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

So a group of people looked at the final ad and thought, yup, nothing wrong with this logo!

30 Times PR & Companies Messed Up So Bad It Made Some Of Them Face Bankruptcy

Nestle really is a crappy company, they keep doing awful things just for a cash grab.

This Artist Has The Talent To Make People Laugh With Single-Panel Jokes (40 New Pics)

Alright then, I'll go peck somewhere else *leaves in a huff*

This Artist Has The Talent To Make People Laugh With Single-Panel Jokes (40 New Pics)

Why aren't the naked bodies censored? Oh, my sweet sweet 13 year old eyes. /jk

This Artist Has The Talent To Make People Laugh With Single-Panel Jokes (40 New Pics)

Actually, those are crocodiles. Alligators only have upper teeth that show when the jaw is closed, crocodiles have both, as shown above

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

"Hummmmmmussssssss......"

New One Panel Funny Comics By Paul Woods With A Sudden Twist

People Share 30 Of The Most Refined Versions Of “Screw You” They’ve Heard In The Workplace

seriously. go ask your mom for approval, it's more noble.

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Giovanni Potage • started following 2 people 2 years ago

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Giovanni Potage • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Silliest Family Story? (Closed)

Giovanni Potage • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Would You Never Do, And Why?

Hey Pandas, What Was Your ‘Gay Awakening’? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Heard Incorrectly As A Child, And You Didn't Learn You Were Saying It Wrong Until You Were An Adult?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Favorite Animal Without Telling Me Your Favorite Animal

Hey Pandas, If You Won A Billion Dollars, What Would You Do With The Money? (Closed)

30 Duolingo Sentences That Are Witty And Hilariously Dark

Giovanni Potage • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The USA? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Random Fear That Doesn’t Make Sense Until You Hear The Background Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize The World Isn’t As Kind As You Though It Was? (Closed)

Giovanni Potage • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Hmm... Twigs, feathers, birds, babies.. Nope, can't think of anything!

50 Posts For You To Scroll Through While Sipping Tea

Hm, death by soup. That's actually not awful...

"Welcome to the Alpha Zone": 40 Absurdly Masculine Takes That Are So Bad, They Had To Be Shamed On This Twitter Page (New Posts)

YOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY SOUP!!

50 Times Makeup Artists Failed So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed Online (New Pics)

Okay aside from the nose contour I actually like the makeup

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time

Fun fact: People theorize that most Disney characters moms are dead because Walt bought a new house for his mom. A week after she moved in, the furnace leaked and she died. Walt felt so bad because he felt he played a part in his mom's death. In turn, most of his characters did not have moms because he felt so bad. The other theory is it moves the movies plot along faster.

“Female Problems”: 50 Humorous Posts And Memes That Will Probably Resonate With Women Of All Walks Of Life

My elbows are fine. For me though it's my heels. I've tried so much, even pumice stones don't help much.

50 Pieces Of Common Knowledge People Admit To Learning Embarrassingly Late In Life

This post reminded me of a quote so I thought I'd share. "I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm." -Elizabeth Gracely

45 Times Cats Confused Their Humans So Much, They Got Posted On The “What’s Wrong With Your Cat” Online Group (New Pics)

Ohhh he has a heart on his leg!!

30 Times ‘Dude With Sign’ Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Against Annoying Everyday Things (New Pics)

...Cha cha cha...

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

He shouted out I'm all yours...

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

OHHHH I WANNA BOOP THE SNOOT!

30 Times People Came Up With An Awful Shoe Design But Executed Their Ideas Flawlessly

Olay where can I buy these

“Do Not Mess With These Tough People”: 30 Times People Tried So Hard To Look Tough, They Ended Up Being Laughed At (New Pics)

I feel so safe /s

My Punny Facepalm Illustrations (11 Pics)

Aww I love this one! It's cute+

35 Unbelievable Posts On The ‘Wild TikTok Screenshots’ Twitter Page To Make You Question Everything (New Pics)

No idea what it means here, but I love some good POG juice!

35 Unbelievable Posts On The ‘Wild TikTok Screenshots’ Twitter Page To Make You Question Everything (New Pics)

Wha... Why.

50 Awful People Who Got A Heavy Dose Of ‘Instant Karma’, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

So sorry that happened! Wish I'd been there- I'd have socked him for sure!

50 Hilarious Memes For People To Relate To, As Shared By This Account With 4.1M Followers

Ayy me too!

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

Honey, where did you put the feettens?

50 Times People Got Such A Quality Tattoo, It Was A Shame That The Design Was Horrible

Ohhh I love it

Giovanni Potage • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Hilarious Times People Caught “American Tourists In The Wild” And Shared Their Experiences

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I'm so sorry, that's terrible. If it helps at all, know that others out there are going through similar things and we'll be there for you. <3

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Nikocado is unrecognizable from how he looked 6 years ago, he needs help. All that food and weight gain has most likely taken 20 years off his life.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

Me too and I think it's because Tobey and Andrew resemble each other. Tom is a standalone genetic accident and we should all be grateful to exist in the same time as his unbelievable talents.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

I just see Tobey and Andrew.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

"I'm poly and he's mono" is one way of saying, "I cheated on him & got caught."

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

I don't think God will give His Accord to this request.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Yes, yes you would.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

I'll start the kindness wave and send you commas :)

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Guilt tripping will aggravate me before most things. I also make a point to let people know that I won't typically fall for guilt tripping.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

That guilt tripping is horrible.

35 Times Single Moms Took Their Entitlement To The Next Level And Got Shamed For It On This Facebook Group

Guilt tripping people to get what you want? That's just sad.

30 Hilarious Memes That Might Hit Too Close To Home For People Who Can't Just Go Past A Plant

No. No Kanye memes, pictures, mentions, etc. Dude needs help, not fame.

Here's A List Of 50 Hilarious, Heartwarming And Straight-Up Bizarre Pics Taken In Airports

there are airports with kiddie waiting rooms?! i wish my local airport had this

During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

And yet you have a certain party out there trying to make it easier for this s**t to happen.

"A Normal Day In America": Uncomfortably Funny Pics And Memes About Living In The United States

And banning books that might mention any type of sexual orientation other than hetero.

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