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30 Duolingo Sentences That Are Witty And Hilariously Dark
Duolingo is a free language-learning app whose mascot is the eccentric green owl. Duo's genius is never ending, from the easy "Salut!" in French to the more difficult "Tekisuto o nyūryoku" in Japanese. Duolingo is great for language learning and very funny too! Some sentences are able to be used 24/7, like the ones below.
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#1
Comfort Food
Final score:
21points
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#2
Extra Special Effects, I See
Final score:
20points
#3
Love Knows No Bounds
Final score:
19points
#4
Duolingo Has Decided To Remind Us About Politics That Many Many Of Us Would Prefer To Forget
Final score:
17points
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
He promised!!! Why didn't He keep his promise??? Why is this world so cruel?!?!!?
#5
What Happens When You Go To Africa?
Final score:
15points
#6
The Painful Truth
Final score:
15points
#8
Onion The Ruler Of The World
Final score:
14points
#11
Translate This:
Final score:
11points
#12
I Have No Doubts About This One
Final score:
11points
#14
Are You Ready?
Final score:
10points
#15
Below Is A Sentence That Will Explain To You How To Tune Out People You Do Not Want To Hear
Final score:
9points
#16
Has This Happened To You?
Final score:
9points
#17
Bathroom Habits
Final score:
7points
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 3 years ago
Could just be a parent having a quiet snack whilst the kid(s) are around?
#18
The Truth
Final score:
7points
#19
Is Duolingo Roasting Me?
Final score:
7points
Silvermidnight 3 years ago (edited)
"Here, have your sh*t back. I mean shirt." 😅 And no, Duolingo is not roasting you. Duo is kind of cruel this way.
#20
Duolingo Be Having An Identity Crisis
Final score:
7points
Silvermidnight 3 years ago
"What is tea What is water Who am I" You are "banana drinks the book"
#23
Duolingo Getting Personal -
Final score:
6points
#24
Plain Dark
Final score:
6points
Henry Russell 3 years ago
well at seven am waking up in the morning. gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs
#25
Ice Cream With Mustard
Final score:
6points
#26
Really…
Final score:
6points
Silvermidnight 3 years ago
And the other rude owl will respond: "no you" Wish there was less of this insult ;-;
#27
Horse Fairy Dentistry
Final score:
5points
#28
Vampirism?
Final score:
5points
#29
Not A Sentence - A Plea
Final score:
5points
#30
Duolingo For Duolingo
Final score:
4points
#31
Replace The Name "Owen" With Any Other Name In The Sentence Below
Final score:
4points
#34
What Happens When You Don't Know What To Say:
Final score:
3points
#35
Amen, Duolingo, Amen
Final score:
3points
#36
Bread
Final score:
3points
#37
I've Come Across Some Duolingo Doozies In My Time
Final score:
1point
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What do you think ?
smolspeedycats 3 years ago
lord, the "i am eating bread and crying on the floor" one resonated with me
Why should I tell you my full name 1 year ago
like this is normal in everyday life
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 3 years ago
I'm learning Welsh and Japanese on Duolingo, I struggle as languages do not come easily for me but I'm having fun. Some of the weird sentences they get you to translate really throw me as they often don't make sense because they're daft. I recognise the words but cannot for the life of me, work out what order I'm supposed to put them in. It's still fun though. I'm hoping I'll get something weird enough to add to this threads contributions 😊
smolspeedycats 3 years ago
lord, the "i am eating bread and crying on the floor" one resonated with me
Why should I tell you my full name 1 year ago
like this is normal in everyday life
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 3 years ago
I'm learning Welsh and Japanese on Duolingo, I struggle as languages do not come easily for me but I'm having fun. Some of the weird sentences they get you to translate really throw me as they often don't make sense because they're daft. I recognise the words but cannot for the life of me, work out what order I'm supposed to put them in. It's still fun though. I'm hoping I'll get something weird enough to add to this threads contributions 😊
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