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In college there was this crazy preacher that would always be out in the commons going on about how we were all going to Hell for living away from our families and how all the professors were ho-mo-sexuals. One day I walk through the commons and the preacher is shouting hellfire and brimstone like usual, but there is a guy in a clown suit (named, I swear to god, Superman Prophets the Third). The guy in the clown suit has a boombox blasting Marilyn Manson and he is dancing around the preacher. At the same time, a goth girl from the Wiccan club is drawing a pentagram around the preacher and chanting. It was a hell of a show.

No_Sense_7316 reply
I was driving home from work in late November last year after a 10 hour warehouse shift where I usually lift heavy stuff and walk 10+ miles/day. I had 2 Monsters and a coffee that entire shift and a a couple cigarettes... Driving down the street after work, came to a stop sign, and my vision starting completely turning black, I managed to pull my truck over and park in some old lady's front yard before I completely passed out. Next thing I remember is being wheeled through the hospital and my mother coming in the room and the Paramedics said my heart stopped beating for 2 minutes. Doctors said it was from stress and caffeine and not enough sleep. I'm only 34 years old. Scared the life out of me. Take care of what you put in your bodies people. I'm 6'0" 200+ lbs and lifted weights, stayed active... But stress and caffeine still can have a huge toll on you.
Edit - Thank you guys for all of the likes and awards. Hope everybody is taking care of themselves!! 💚.
jarhead716:
This needs to be put way up because this is 75%+ of the blue collar industry. Long work hours and heavy work loads.
naturallyeyesblind:
My friend’s brother worked for Red Bull sales and was constantly on the road and knocking them back. He passed away of kidney failure.

No_Sense_7316 reply
I was driving home from work in late November last year after a 10 hour warehouse shift where I usually lift heavy stuff and walk 10+ miles/day. I had 2 Monsters and a coffee that entire shift and a a couple cigarettes... Driving down the street after work, came to a stop sign, and my vision starting completely turning black, I managed to pull my truck over and park in some old lady's front yard before I completely passed out. Next thing I remember is being wheeled through the hospital and my mother coming in the room and the Paramedics said my heart stopped beating for 2 minutes. Doctors said it was from stress and caffeine and not enough sleep. I'm only 34 years old. Scared the life out of me. Take care of what you put in your bodies people. I'm 6'0" 200+ lbs and lifted weights, stayed active... But stress and caffeine still can have a huge toll on you.
Edit - Thank you guys for all of the likes and awards. Hope everybody is taking care of themselves!! 💚.
jarhead716:
This needs to be put way up because this is 75%+ of the blue collar industry. Long work hours and heavy work loads.
naturallyeyesblind:
My friend’s brother worked for Red Bull sales and was constantly on the road and knocking them back. He passed away of kidney failure.
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Jerjacques reply
The "camelback librarian" who goes all around Mongolia to give books to children who don't have access to traditional libraries.

anon reply
In college there was this crazy preacher that would always be out in the commons going on about how we were all going to Hell for living away from our families and how all the professors were ho-mo-sexuals. One day I walk through the commons and the preacher is shouting hellfire and brimstone like usual, but there is a guy in a clown suit (named, I swear to god, Superman Prophets the Third). The guy in the clown suit has a boombox blasting Marilyn Manson and he is dancing around the preacher. At the same time, a goth girl from the Wiccan club is drawing a pentagram around the preacher and chanting. It was a hell of a show.

No_Sense_7316 reply
I was driving home from work in late November last year after a 10 hour warehouse shift where I usually lift heavy stuff and walk 10+ miles/day. I had 2 Monsters and a coffee that entire shift and a a couple cigarettes... Driving down the street after work, came to a stop sign, and my vision starting completely turning black, I managed to pull my truck over and park in some old lady's front yard before I completely passed out. Next thing I remember is being wheeled through the hospital and my mother coming in the room and the Paramedics said my heart stopped beating for 2 minutes. Doctors said it was from stress and caffeine and not enough sleep. I'm only 34 years old. Scared the life out of me. Take care of what you put in your bodies people. I'm 6'0" 200+ lbs and lifted weights, stayed active... But stress and caffeine still can have a huge toll on you.
Edit - Thank you guys for all of the likes and awards. Hope everybody is taking care of themselves!! 💚.
jarhead716:
This needs to be put way up because this is 75%+ of the blue collar industry. Long work hours and heavy work loads.
naturallyeyesblind:
My friend’s brother worked for Red Bull sales and was constantly on the road and knocking them back. He passed away of kidney failure.
















