Depresso Espresso The Cat
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I enjoy sinking my claws into my humans face at 3 a.m. and refusing to eat the "food" they give me after politely screaming for it. Watermelon, steak and veggie shavings are my favorite foods. Sarcasm is my entire personality, though I do tolerate a butt scratch once in a while.
Depresso Espresso The Cat • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago
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Sleepwalking Stories
"Apparently, very early in our relationship, my wife said I suddenly sat bolt upright, swept my arm around, knocking everything off the bedside table, screaming, “Evil baby, have to k*ll it!” She always brings it up to new people we meet."Sleepwalking Stories
"When my girlfriend and I started dating she told me that she’s been told she talks in her sleep from time to time, and unfortunately has nightmares fairly often. One of the first nights we spent together she wakes up at 2am and sits up super fast. It wakes me up and I look over only to hear her quickly say, “Pizza. Order a pizza,” then lie back down and start snoring within a minute. God I love that woman lmao."
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Not embarrassing thing said but when I was first dating my now wife i set fire to the restaurant and some random guy at the table next to me put it out. So I bought him a drink to say thanks and spilled it on his date. Wanted to die. EDIT: woah. I went on the p**s and came back to my wife WhatsApping me Hi babe.
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Kissed a girl for the first time when I was 13, something prompted me to say "average" and she loathed me for the rest of the academic year. Cut to 6 years later I matched with her on bumble. We met, we sexed and she looked me dead in the eye and said "average". She is my bestfriend now.Show All 5 Upvotes
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Sleepwalking Stories
"Apparently, very early in our relationship, my wife said I suddenly sat bolt upright, swept my arm around, knocking everything off the bedside table, screaming, “Evil baby, have to k*ll it!” She always brings it up to new people we meet."Sleepwalking Stories
"When my girlfriend and I started dating she told me that she’s been told she talks in her sleep from time to time, and unfortunately has nightmares fairly often. One of the first nights we spent together she wakes up at 2am and sits up super fast. It wakes me up and I look over only to hear her quickly say, “Pizza. Order a pizza,” then lie back down and start snoring within a minute. God I love that woman lmao."DM_ME_CHARMANDERS reply
Not embarrassing thing said but when I was first dating my now wife i set fire to the restaurant and some random guy at the table next to me put it out. So I bought him a drink to say thanks and spilled it on his date. Wanted to die. EDIT: woah. I went on the p**s and came back to my wife WhatsApping me Hi babe.skam_skins reply
Kissed a girl for the first time when I was 13, something prompted me to say "average" and she loathed me for the rest of the academic year. Cut to 6 years later I matched with her on bumble. We met, we sexed and she looked me dead in the eye and said "average". She is my bestfriend now. Depresso Espresso The Cat • upvoted an item 11 months ago
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