50 Examples Of British Humor At Its Finest, Shared By This Facebook Page

They changed to a digital system. When she contacted them and told them her story they found a CD copy of the announcement to give to her. They also restored the old version so he is once more reminding everyone to "Mind the gap".

The more sarcastic, the better

TBH, “The Hash Brown Bandit” has a certain ring to it.

Surprised he didn't fart on your leg, too.

It's baffling that some older people really don't get this. It's a simple matter of mathematics, yet some people think because they could buy a house back in the day, that it must be possible now.

That's funny.

A quad-toastie maker?!?! Look at Mr Shmancyass over here...

😂

I miss the dark chocolate raspberry ones 😢

Sounds like a custom from New Guinea.

Revenge best served hot in this case.

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For non-Brits, "fit" is good-looking.

Or attempts to change the music !

Though wasn't someone I knew, got an order from McD's once where someone behind the counter had mayonnaise McBukakke'd the burger; and it was the firey woman next to me, seeing that I was upset but a ball of shy, who got the burger fixed.

He knew.

TV show featuring mainly foreigners bringing contraband, often dead animal parts, into the country. Also Australian version and US versions but names differ.

True. Saves on the lecky bill. And possibly mocking as most people use 'washing' not laundry.

"Are you interested in the top?" 🤣🤣🤣

Only have to press the reset button on his chin and it will fall off.

'spoons. Possibly the CEO.

Just be a normal person then and get yourself a chair to place them on!

Yep. If there's one thing the pandemic taught us, it was how much money you could save by getting pissed at home! £4.50 for a pint of lemonade as a non alcoholic example of prices. No. Just no. I can get a supermarket bottle of wine for £7.

You are!

Somewhat amused and somewhat astonished that cow milk gets "t" and not "c."

Reminds me of the time I whooped my now husband's backside playing Mortal Combat. I had never played it before, didn't know what buttons did what or the stats of the characters were. He was thoroughly well and truly thrashed lol. Knowing then what I know now, I would have done a victory lap round the living room lol.

Truth. Add people who don’t fill their Yorkshire puddings with gravy to that list.

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And when she used to squeeze your toes to see if there was enough room for growth.

We had hot pink bubblegum flavor. Looked like pepto.

Does she know this, I wonder. Well, she bloody does now....

One of my fondest memories from when we were vacationing in Austria: We were having dinner in a packed restaurant and minding our own business when suddenly the lights turned off. Two waiters carrying a dessert with fireworks approached a table and started to sing. They didn't get further than "happ.." before the sole woman at the table laughingly interrupted them saying (in German): No,no, she's in the toilet ". The waiters disappeared, the light switched back on and everyone in the restaurant was laughing. At that point the birthday woman returns, looking around oddly. As she rejoins her friend, the waiters and fireworks-dessert reappear and as they start to sing, everyone loudly joins in.

Bachground Peter

I CANT BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER IS TURNING -45!!!

Sorry, you could've chosen a different check out lane. This is plain meanness.

Don't care, it looks delicious!

That's not that different from us germans though, any other place where that's quite common?

Are you F###ing reading this Donna?

Does anyone else remember when these were called clothes horses?

As a young man at my first job, one of the drivers used to put his meat pie in foil, under the bonnet/hood of his van. Would come back a couple of hours later and it was just perfect. Lord knows how long it took him to get timings and position just right.

As long as she cleans quietly, no problem.

£20? For CHIPS? Even in London, no! And you NEVER have pepper in a chippy! I reckon this is a scam.....

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Aaaaaand that's why companies limit customer returns. Not bright.

I love broccoli. Always have

My boss obliged me to take my annual paid leave, so that he could close the office and go to vacation too

Is this better than 👍?

Food is fine. It's the coven of pramface teenage girls, the fat old racist in the Union Jack wifebeater and the broccoli heads in puffa jackets that put me off. Truly the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the Galaxy....

Yep, and Romans, and early Mediaeval, and 18th century military, and WWII. We had not very difficult access to farm museums, Roman ruins, castles, artillery castle forts, 18th/19th century land forts, and a naval dockyard within 10 miles (though I think the furthest of these was just shy of 7 miles away). ed: reading through this again, yu really can tell that the area I grew up in was a major historical military area, I think some parts of these places are still owned by the MoD.

Used to love shopping at Christmas when they were open 24/7 and doing it at 3am when it was quiet and so avoiding the horror of daytime Christmas shoppers..

I generally say in a hopeful voice, don't you want that then...

The whole CONservative party can go to hell as far as I'm concerned!

He just doesn't want to touch a BR train with bare skin.

Odd picture of some stairs.

Another happy day in Paradise Just living the dream Another day another dollar

One of the herbs in KFC’s blend is an ‘’erb.

Yes. Four hours later: room still only one-quarter tied up. That is some seriously awesome headgear BTW - perhaps even "brilliant"!

Yeah you?

I sincerely hope to never clap eyes on anyone from my school ever again.

"You're not my mother!" "Yes, I AM!" Could have been worse, could have been Pat Butcher....

Thanks for letting me know it is not just the US that has gone bonkers.

Really? The 72 inch TV?

Nooooo, that's the best bit, you monster.

Nah should be, (sigh), "Alright".

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How awful for you

These were nice.