The 'juiciest' secret is that those two lawyers you see screaming at each other in court and calling each other incompetent are almost definitely grabbing sushi or a beer 20 minutes later. We’re usually good friends, but we have to put on a 'show' of hating each other because if our clients saw us laughing together, they’d think we weren't 'fighting' for them. 90% of it is just theater.

My friend is taking his kids to Disneyland. They don't know it yet. It's a surprise.

goobermuslim:
This is the first one I read and it’s wonderful! I’m going to stop here. I just know the rest will in no way improve my day. Goodnight y’all!