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There is so much noise and content on social media these days that it takes something really different to make you stop scrolling and stare. Sometimes it's a random, chaotic tweet so ‘out there’ that someone else just has to screenshot and reshare it elsewhere.

For your amusement (and confusion!), we’re featuring ‘The Best And Worst Of Twitter 3,’ an online group that shares some of the weirdest and funniest posts that people have ever made on X. Somewhat ironically, the group itself is on Facebook. Scroll down to step outside of your comfort zone for a good laugh.

#1

Funny tweets about British accents and hiding the letter t shared on Twitter for a good laugh.

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Lotekguy
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Double up vote for Robot's second comment.

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    The downside of X, as many people who have visited the platform recently might tell you, is just how polarizing and toxic it has become since Elon Musk's $44 billion acquisition of Twitter in 2022. It’s not a very pleasant place to spend much time in.

    As The New Statesman stresses, Musk’s X-integrated AI chatbot Grok was recently used to create inappropriate deepfake images of real women and children without their consent.

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    The chatbot was, eventually, amended after mass outrage.

    #4

    Female shark eating male shark in Seoul aquarium, funny tweet highlighting unusual animal behavior for laughs on X platform.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could say she fin-ished him off? I'll see myself out...

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    #5

    Funny tweet on a black background expressing frustration with daily tasks for those seeking a good laugh from tweets.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. You can try to put it off, but then there is more to do the following days. 🥺😢

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    However, as Le Monde points out, French prosecutors suspect that Musk may have allegedly encouraged controversy over deepfakes on X to “artificially” increase the value of his company.

    This is in reference to the merger between Musk’s SpaceX and xAI, which is to be listed on the US stock market in June 2026.

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    The Paris prosecutor’s office got in touch with the US Department of Justice and the US Securities and Exchange Commission with its concerns.

    In response, Musk insulted the French prosecutors as mentally deficient.

    #7

    Tweet about neurodivergent fatigue from user verified on X, featured in funny tweets for a good laugh.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this already. Im the crotchedy old codger in this town, dagnabbit!

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    #8

    Tweet about saving twice your salary by 35 contrasted with a funny response about having no money in pockets.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to retirement experts who are direct descendants of Ebenezer Scrooge.

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    #9

    Funny tweets exchange about grapes discussing someone, illustrating humor for those who don’t use X but want a good laugh.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it worse than when they become raisins and start singing?

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    According to Le Monde, X’s chatbot, Grok, was used to generate around 3 million inappropriate images, mostly of women, but around 23k of children, in 11 days, based on data from the Center for Countering Digital Hate.

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    “The billionaire posted several messages in which he expressed delight, using numerous emojis, about his AI engine's ‘undressing’ capabilities,” Le Monde reported.

    #10

    Funny tweets screenshot showing humorous comments about daily struggles and unexpected surprises for a good laugh.

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    Niki
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only question is its nationality. If it's a Chinese dragon, great, we might have good luck! If it's a European dragon, I think I might just skip the armor thing and walk into the oncoming flames.

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    As previously mentioned, Musk caved in and amended the chatbot amid the controversy.

    Another change (for the better) recently made on X is reducing payments to users who post clickbait and recycle news stories. As reported by the Guardian, this is done to prevent social media users from “flooding the timeline” with low-quality content.

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    Currently, the social network gives a share of advertising revenue to creators with at least 500 verified followers who generate at least 5 million views over a 3-month period.

    According to X’s head of product, Nikita Bier, aggregators had their payouts slashed by 60%.

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    #14

    Man with sad expression looking at a funny tweet about birthdays and problems, perfect for funny tweets SEO keyword.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't speak for chaps in general, but in Mr Auntriarch's case, it's because he's a grumpy old git. But he likes cake.

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    “It became abundantly clear: flooding the timeline with 100 stolen reposts and clickbait every day crowded out real creators and hurt new author growth,” Bier wrote. “X will never infringe on speech or reach – but we will not compensate for manipulation of the programme or our users.”

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    The Guardian notes that several right-wing influencers and conspiracy theorists have been demonetized recently.

    As per Bier, X is supposedly trialing new tools to identify the original authors of content and allocate a portion of revenue to them. This is done in order to encourage higher-quality, original material.

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    #18

    Boy who survived 400 bee stings credits favorite anime character with strength in funny tweet for laughs.

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    Spidercat
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is tough tough...not normal tough that you train for and learn but tough tough that you're born with. Well done young man. You'll be fine.

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    There are many differences between social networks like the controversial X (formerly Twitter) and Facebook, owned by Meta. Not just on a technical level, but on a cultural one, too.

    Initially, Twitter (back when it was still Twitter) focused on people sending out short messages as tweets. These days, however, if you’re a verified user who subscribes to X Premium, you can share tweets up to a whopping 25k characters in length. Regular (aka unverified) users can only send out tweets up to 280 characters, ‘TweetDelete’ explains.

    Facebook users, on the other hand, can share posts that are up to 63,206 characters in length.

    #19

    Funny tweet showing a scene from a movie with a person explaining actors seen before for comedy and laughs.

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    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this but he's wrong 90% of the time.

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    #21

    Woman in a fur coat and sunglasses with a humorous tweet about marketing talent into multimillionaires for funny tweets.

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    UpupaEpops
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like my step-grandma. I call them the Tesco Kardashians. Well, in their case she marketed them into other people's wallets. But hey.

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    As per ‘TweetDelete,’ X tends to prioritize organic tweets and reward “proponents of relevant topics that drive the conversation on the platform.” X supports a more individualized approach to interaction, while Facebook focuses on a more community-based approach.

    Furthermore, X is still far more text-based than other platforms, even if it allows visuals. The social network functions (or, well, is ‘supposed’ to function) “as a town hall hosting modern-day conversation.”

    #22

    Tweet from Jimmy with humorous text about feeling bad, shown on a black background, relevant to funny tweets on X.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep switching my anti depressants and I've been a lab rat the last 2 weeks

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    #23

    Tweet asking about the most overblown childhood fear including quicksand, Bermuda Triangle, or leeches for funny tweets.

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    Ace
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above. Except the quicksand was called a swamp, from the iconic late-1960s Tarzan TV series. I grew up thinking that swamps were randomly placed pits in the middle of the jungle just waiting to suck you in.

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    Amanda Treat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeches because... that one scene in Stand By Me.

    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earwigs. At age three, I heard a friend of my parents recounting a plot point in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan", describing how some sort of parasite entered a character's ear (I've never actually seen the film myself). My little mind conflated this with the only bug I understood to be ear-related, earwigs, which were abundant in our yard. For years I was terrified one would crawl into my ear at night and eat my brain.

    Nicely
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I had nightmares about that for years, to the point where I refused to watch it again for more than 30 years. Then I watched it last year and it's no where near as scary as I remember so I'm OK.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did we feel we needed to be prepared for the floor being lava?

    Sportsgal
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P*dophiles...my mom was constantly warning us about stranger danger, but hey it worked!!

    Thomas
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's neither overblown nor irrational...

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    Ugh, do I have to?
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeches aalllllll the way. And serial killers...

    Apachebathmat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharks… I live in the middle of England but you never know what might be lurking in that duck pond

    Roman Arendt
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeches (thx "Stand by me") and electric eels.

    zububonsai
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An atom b.o.m.b dropping on my country, specifically my town. After seeing an Anti-Aufrüstung poster on a street post I asked my parents what that means and they tried to explain to me, a then 4-to-6-year-ish child, what "cold war/political blocs/bombs..." means in the softest way they could but I had vivid, real nightmares through the 1980-ies, (born in 1978, east bloc).

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Anti-Aufrüstung' = 'Anti-Armament'. zububonsai : I sympathize. It never gave me nightmares, but it was always a worry. My home 'town' was London, so yeah, in event of nuclear war, I was hoping I'd quickly get turned into radioactive dust rather than survive long enough to expire of radiation sickness.

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    Nikole
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I'd go downstairs one day and my family would be sitting on the couch with their heads cut off.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it an overblown childhood fear to assume I was going to get k!lled before adulthood by the apparently inevitable nuclear war lurking just around the corner (yes, I did worry about this while at primary school)? 🤨 A lot of people say that we're looking at the risk of nuclear war right now, if certain orange-hued 'world leaders' don't get what they want... 🤷 Yes, I'm laughing, only - yeah, that too.

    ChakatBlackstar
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aneurysm. My paternal grandmother died from one when he was 3. His dad died soon after for different reasons. He was raised by his older brothers but I didn't have brothers so...

    S Mi
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting yelled at and fired at work regularly

    Angela C
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother actually did get a leech stuck on him when we were kids

    Charlotte Ingle
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a few at different times as a kid, from playing in the creek. They don't hurt, they just look gross

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    Dragon Ashes
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicksand for sure. I really thought it would be more common than never.

    Son of Philosoraptor
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicksand waited lurking and planning our childhood deaths...

    EmbersAreOut
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient amputation practices because for some reason my 3rd grade teacher thought it was a smart idea to take my class to an old military hospital in st augustine and explain IN DETAIL how they amputated an arm. Including all of the tools and diagrams of the muscles and arms. I was traumatized

    Robert T
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spontaneous Human Combustion.

    EmJay
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicksand, spontaneous combustion and polio!

    LookASquirrel
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tornadoes. Starting in kindergarten we constantly had tornado drills and they were terrifying. I thought for sure one day our school or my home was going to be swept away Wizard of Oz style except with d***h and injury. I'm in my 50's and still live within 15 miles of my old schools and homes growing up. No tornadoes. There have been small ones in neighboring areas but our part of NE Ohiorarely gets them and they are usually small. So far luckily.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from leeches weren't a fear, they were a reality. We always carried our jack knives when we trekked through the woods or swam in the lakes. Sliding the blade under the leech's mouth safely removed the little suckers. FYI don't use salt because the leech will vomit and that could cause an infection.

    Marnie
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a volcano, after reading a book about a kid who found a volcano in his basement. Nobody told me that couldn't actually happen.

    keyboardtek
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls were my biggest fear. Then I got married and confirmed my fears were justified.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tornadoes, to the point that every strong wind scared me - irrational since we don't have any of those here

    Pawsome
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake in the toilet. I don't even think that I've ever seen an actual snake

    Blueshoelaces
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choking and not being able to get heimlich maneuvered

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parasites, but as in: Going outside barefoot would make parasites go into into my bloodstream, and they'd eat my eyes and brains. My (one year older) nephew told me this one, and I spent months convinced I could feel them crawling inside of me.

    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a nuclear mushroom and a volcano, the closest active one being thousands of miles away

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And lava. Also, for me, larvae after watching a weird nature documentary.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above. Leeches were at least more likely to happen, though I somehow made it to 35 without encountering them. My brother had them bite him when he went to Borneo, but also a couple of years ago when we were camping by a creek in Australia.

    Phaiax
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine: Swallow a hair, which then pierces a blood vessel, is now in my blood flow, gets transported into my brain and gives me a stroke. I would even make a handstand if I thought I had swallowed one. Seemed better to have the hair get stuck in my foot, rather than my brain. Logic

    Wendy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens and Bigfoot

    Bonnie Gardiner
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spontaneous combustion and spiders.

    Robin Roper
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bear would come out of the vacant lot across from our house and attack us. The lot was small with very little underbrush and only a few trees and a person could look across it and see the entire lot. There were no bears; there were no anywhere around where lived, like in the entire region, there were no bears.

    Shuggie
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly swamps cause I'd be sure that my imaginary horse would drown in it.

    Calane E. Vanya
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People kidnapping children to sell their organs. Thanks to the lesson about organ trafficking, I got into great shape – for several years I ran home from my primary school.

    The Darkcloud
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I saw a lost glove or scarf, I thought the person it belonged to had been m******d.

    L.V
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even scared of spiders usually, but I had the misfortune of catching a glimpse of Arachnophobia around 8 or 9, and had to check my bedroom every night before going to sleep for the next 10 years or so. Also crawling plants with big flowers.

    Roland C.
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public speaking beats all of those.

    not a sock
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also tidal wave despite living an hours drive from the ocean

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    #24

    Funny tweet about Grimace being a taste bud overlaid on an image of a smiling purple character on a gradient background.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with that expression on his face, just let me say, "Ewwww!"

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    ‘The Best And Worst Of Twitter 3’ was created back in November 2021 as a way for Facebook users to showcase some of the most outstanding and devastatingly bad content they’d found over on X. At the time of writing, the group had just shy of 30k members.

    The team of moderators who run the group stress the fact that you should be posting screenshots from X, not posts from Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, Tumblr, or anywhere else. That is, unless those posts also contain a tweet.

    #25

    Tweet on X about everyday feeling like April Fools, humorous content for those seeking funny tweets on social media.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us reside in a world where April 1st and Friday the 13th alternate every other day.

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    #26

    Funny tweet about cutting someone off in traffic, paired with an intense face-off scene from a video game.

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    WindySwede
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when someone is driving faster, and you [both] still end up after *slow moving vehicle * 😸

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    #27

    Funny tweet by Clara about post McDonald's clarity confusion, included in a collection of funny tweets for a good laugh.

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so very grateful for my McDonald's-avoidant clarity. Also known as my sense of smell.

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    Which of these tweets do you personally think are the best and the worst, and why, Pandas? Did you enjoy the chaotic humor, or do you prefer something more grounded?

    What social media platforms do you use, and which ones do you avoid? Which social networks have the best ‘vibes’ that match your sense of self?

    If you’re feeling social today, share your thoughts in the comments with the other readers!

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    #28

    Funny tweet about a dog reacting suspiciously when its owner breaks a treat in half on social media for laughs.

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    TheSubmissiveToe
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Stephen Miller. Now you can't unsee it either.

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    #29

    Screenshot of funny tweet about a castle for sale in Japan, illustrating humor in viral tweets for a good laugh.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A f*****g castle in Japan is cheaper than a 60 yo badly insulated 50 m2 run down apartment in the ugliest outskirts of Barcelona

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    #30

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about cartel boss El Mencho's daughter running a coffee shop, featured in tweets for a good laugh.

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    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legit can confirm. In my case, she might be a relative. No joke

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    #31

    Tweet about a funny chess game on a plane screen, perfect for fans of funny tweets for a good laugh.

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    Chrissie Anit
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what? In chess, both players can see everything anyways.

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    #32

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about Nvidia DLSS 5 copyright strike controversy on YouTube for a good laugh.

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    Virgil Blue
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More proof how the YT copyright enforcement AI is about as stable as HAL 2000. If real people had to deal with this they would have laughed the complaint away.

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