30 Times This Instagram Account Made Its Followers Smirk With Some Spot-On ‘Sadistic Memes’

I would hang this on my wall

This is something my nephew would do 🤣🤣🤣

Me lmao

My husband came in the room the other day looking really pensive and said, "I think I did something bad.". I turned into that cat immediately. Turns out, there was a stunned squirrel on the side of the road from a close call with a car (I think it got knocked around) and my husband was concerned he'd wander into the road, so he brought him home, made him a nest in a milk crate, gave him some water and peanut butter and let him rest up. Squirrel slept all night, we were going to bring him to a small rehab place in town the next morning, but he was frisky, rested and ready to go by then. Hub brought him outside and he happily hopped out on the wood pile, seemed to say thanks, then left. But that whole, "I think I did something bad" really made me clench, lol.

4:30 pm

Oh No

I need that for all my horses. Horses might look sturdy, but they have a very sensitive digestive system and they can't throw up so if they eat something that doesn't agree with them they can easily die.

oh goob lord

smaaaart

You didn't even offer him a Caesar (alcoholic drink)

you look like my cat grooming his unmentionables

Is that a spider monkey???

I'd go.

Bigfoot caught on camera.

🤣

This is why you need nachos! Tortilla chips + fistfulls of shredded cheese + microwave = delicious! (bonus points for jalapenos, sour cream, etc. -- but really just the chips and cheese will do the trick).

Upvote for House. All the way.

Spectral cucking.

One I read yesterday: what is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels!

Did Kevin from Home Alone write this?

I wouldn't have said anything either. Mostly because I have no idea what I'm looking at, or why it would be objectionable.

Is it sweet and sour sauce?

Who says that? My Illegitimate son... My Bastard son wanted me to show you this. At least she did show us. Thank you! Stop calling him that!

aaah, not alone !!!!

Upvote for Rattlesnake Jake, from the excellent film Rango... https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Rattlesnake_Jake

Was this cooked in hellfire...?

It *is* stupid.

The look on her face shows that is the ONLY reason she got forklift certified!

KFSalmonella

Cute

at least he wasn't catfished

Remove the S and I’ll wear the t shirt…

Ghosts. You are unloading souls from the ether. Duh.

no way! you better have it checked, mate

Awww yisss!

So much for the English language...RIP.

Oh no!!! It's sold!!