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Parenting is a rollercoaster and a whirlwind of a ride—fun and meaningful but also chaotic and ridiculously exhausting. Of course, it’s all worth the effort. However, something that helps parents around the world is knowing that no matter how bizarre or bad things get, others have probably been in their shoes at some point.

There’s nothing quite like having the entire internet as your support group, as many parents take to X (formerly Twitter) to share their best quips, stories, and insights. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from this March to share with you. Scroll down for a reminder of just how awesomely weird being a parent can be and for a distraction from the mess (you may) have at home.

Bored Panda wanted to find out how parents can support each other more and how to turn absolutely awful days around, so we got in touch with Samantha Scroggin, the founder of the witty Walking Outside in Slippers parenting blog. Scroll down for her thoughts.

#1

Tweet about a child's flamethrower cooking question; humorous and relatable post shared by parents on Twitter.

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Chicken Nugget
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not really, pretty sure using a nuclear bomb to cook a burger is a tad more dangerous

Michael Largey
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bending over to deep fry your onion rings in the sun is also risky.

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Riley Quinn
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would think a flamethrower would only char the outside and leave the inside uncooked or, if held too long, incinerate the food beyond edibility.

Cara Vinson
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jumping into a volcano with a steak is up there.

Billo66
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those popcorn bomb things look none too safe either.

Koala_Tralala
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends of the size. A small flamethrower would be useful for creme bruleé 🍮

Magenta Blu
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is because you never tried deep frying yet

Armac
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cooking chicken with the sun’s rays seems pretty dangerous, from a health perspective 🤷🏽‍♂️

We were curious to get Samantha's perspective on how parents can support each other, whether that's online or in person. We also asked her about the type of support that parents appreciate the most from each other.

"Parents supporting each other go a long way towards making the difficulties of parenting more bearable. We can be actively supportive of each other, in person and online. Let your friend know she's doing great and she's not alone. These comments really do make a difference," Samantha from Walking Outside in Slippers told Bored Panda via email.

"I believe we often worry that we are being judged by other parents. When really, we're all just concerned with the job we are doing," Samantha said.

"So we want to hear that we're not alone, especially when things get tough and we're not sure how we're doing."

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    Parent shares funny tweet about a 3-year-old calling black pepper "sneezoning," showcasing kids' humor on Twitter.

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    Savannah Newman
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really! My daughter has started calling a group of people gathered, those humans over there. Kids say the darnedest things, it is hands down one of the best things about them. Kids are great.

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    NerdAlert
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone put this kid on a stage

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was born into my arms and the first thing he did was look at me crazy and flip me off. I thought it was a phase but he's 12 now and it's ongoing lol

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I inadvertently learned that a whiff of black pepper makes me sneeze violently, which relieves my congested sinuses.

    Power puff scientist
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    8 months ago

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    oh f**k off Rebecca she didn't say that

    Val
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? My 3 year old is obsessed with world landmarks and she probably knows more than you do.

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    #3

    Tweet from a parent about a child's funny response, highlighting relatable parenting humor.

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    Science Nerd
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long has it been since you saw a telephone with a dial?

    Igor914624
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 20 minutes ago. We have an old GTE dial phone in the spare bedroom. It confuses visitors to our house.

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    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I never thought about that. Young people know nothing about land line telephones.

    TheElderNom
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 35 and I've technically never "hung up" a phone. I don't think I'm that young. But I did grow up with landlines, just not the kind you actually hung anywhere.

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    Regina Holt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your 6yo is reincarnated from someone who did actually have the kind of phone where hanging up was a thing, and he didn't see the old phone that you put the handle into.

    Definitely a Human
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, considering that reincarnation isn't real and the kid didn't seem to know what hanging up a phone is, they just didn't know what the phrase meant.

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    It's inevitable that we'll have really bad days every once in a while when it feels like everything's falling apart at home. Bored Panda asked Samantha how parents might go about turning this around.

    "When things are going off the rails at home, I suggest stepping away for a few minutes if you can. Even if that's locking yourself in the bathroom for five minutes," she told Bored Panda.

    "And fresh air always helps. So if you can get the kids out on a walk, do it," she urged parents (and we heartily agree).

    "I try to remind myself that hot mess days come with the territory. We are all juggling so much and doing the best we can. And we're all in this together."

    #4

    Tweet about a parent's late-night laundry task for kids' St. Patrick's Day outfit.

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    Robert Trebor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minutes on my washer are longer than the ones on my phone.

    Talis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing: Just add a single green item to the white clothes, and you have a lot to wear on St. Patrick's Day!

    Hannah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your husband's overalls because he 'forgot' to put them in the laundry...

    cerinamroth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why are you getting up to do it? You're just enabling his incompetence. Either he remembers to put them in the wash in time, or he gets up in the night!

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    BlahBlobLa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. 27 more minutes till the washing machine is done.

    Laura Gillette
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made us shamrock pins out of green construction paper because I guess we didn't have any green clothes?

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    #5

    A relatable parenting tweet about cleaning frustration, shared on Twitter in March.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, heck, I mutter that daily, and I live alone.

    Armac
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. And also where did all this laundry come from?

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    DowntownStevieB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a parent of children, but I can also agree with this. She's a pit-bull BTW>

    #6

    Screenshot of a relatable tweet about aging, humorously understanding early dinners.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One nice aspect of living alone is eating when I'm hungry rather than the time.

    TruthoftheHeart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously I never understood families who ate really late especially when you were a kid and coming back from school if you ate lunch at 11:00 you're starving even by 5:00 let alone some of those families that don't eat till like 7:00

    Amy S
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I finish work at 5.30, pick my daughter up and get home at about 6.15 at which point I start cooking. She snacks after school to tide her over but eating any earlier would mean I'd have to work part time so just isn't feasible.

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    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! I'm 69 years old. My dinner is 3:30 and I'm in bed by 7pm.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News at 5, wheel of Fortune at 6:30 then bed. More accurate than the atomic clock lol.

    Having a good sense of humor, looking for the silver lining, and being grateful for what you have are powerful tools in your arsenal. And they’ll keep you going no matter the challenges you face at work or school, in your relationships, or in your family life.

    Laughing when things get tough—your home is a mess, your kids are screaming, you forgot to do the groceries, and the dog needs to go for a walk—can be very powerful. You show that despite everything that’s going on, you’re resilient.

    Of course, it’s natural to get upset when things don’t go your way. Everyone’s human, and it’s often hard to focus on the positives when you’re exhausted, burnt out, and wondering how all those Instagram moms and dads lead such ‘perfect’ lives.

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    #7

    Relatable parent tweet about a 4-year-old's reaction to learning dinosaurs are extinct.

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    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not though; we just call them 'birds' now. Chicken nuggets are dinosaur nuggets, and the fastest animal on earth is a small flying dinosaur that preys on other flying dinosaurs. That's a very cool world to live in!

    Regina Holt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also thoughts. Thoughts and prayers.

    Susan Reid Smith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take him to a petting zoo or farm tour where there are adult turkeys. Those things can be real meanies!

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be back soon. We already have wooly mammoth mice thanks to Crispr.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And birds with the human speech gene spliced in. They cant exactly talk but there is a noticible difference in the way they vocalize.

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    #8

    Tweet by Lurkin' Mom humorously highlighting relatable parenting challenges with timing schedules.

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    #9

    Funny Twitter post about kids fighting, shared by a parent.

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    Little Bit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they ever do. I once knew three sisters who were friends of my grandparents. Even when they were I their 70s they bickered and fought.

    GirlFriday
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't 51-64 either.

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at 25 and 31 either.

    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine don't fight.. maybe I'm doing something really wrong

    Scott Rackley
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight, fight? Like jack to the jaw? It's past 27 and 31. In between our birthdays, which are 5 days apart, a week before Christmas. That would have been 2002. He did deserve it.

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    The reality is that there’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ parent. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone loses their cool from time to time. Everyone has tiny meltdowns from time to time. And anyone who pretends that they don’t probably has a flawless social media image to protect.

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    Laughter isn’t just something enjoyable that human beings do: it boasts plenty of benefits for our physical health, mental state, and even social life. Verywell Mind explains that when we laugh often, it can increase our antibody-producing cells and enhance T-cell effectiveness, which means a stronger immune system.

    What’s more, laughing more often leads to lower rates of cardiovascular disease, which is great for your heart. It can also potentially lead to a lower chance of developing metabolic syndrome, and by extension, diabetes, stroke, and heart disease. Overall, as your cardiovascular health increases due to laughing regularly, you end up being more fit and living longer.

    #10

    Building facade missing letters reads "WELL F," humorously reflecting parents' tweets.

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    Tropical Tarot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been in that building many times. It was the Well Fargo building in Jacksonville Florida.

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there no remnant of or space for the S in "Wells" ?

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother never let the presence of children hamper her colorful language, but lo the poor child who repeated the words. She graduated from the parenting school of Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

    Regina Holt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine that was done by a very disgruntled customer.

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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, fugger nugger

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    #11

    Tweet humor: parent jokes about buying six boxes of Girl Scout cookies but telling family it's two.

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    Lila Allen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK so here's how it works. Buy 10 boxes, put 4 in the freezer, and announce you bought two boxes. This ensures you have 2 boxes for 3 weeks

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    Passerby
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had one as I don't live in the US, but are they really that good? From what I gathered, some people seem to be ready to offer their firstborn just for a box.

    Scott Rackley
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy at work sells this crack for his daughters. Yes, I bought 4 boxes of tagalongs.

    Brian Droste
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get a chance to buy ant Girl Scout cookies this year.

    Strings
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be multiple cases of thin mints. And would draw down if someone tries taking any

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    #12

    Tweet about parental confusion when asked about free time activities.

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    Lene
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 kids and they are old enough for sleepovers at grandma and grandpa's (who also loves to have them over for sleepovers). So my bf and I go to concerts every now and then 🤟 we also just sleep. Or sit in silence. Lol

    Bryan Wright
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream of being single with no kids?

    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have free time... But then somehow 4 hours passed and I didn't realize.. but when I go to bed, hours seem to enlarge and never pass... And the next day I'm even more tired than the day before...

    Laughter can also ease pain, reduce the chance of developing functional disabilities, and literally strengthen your core muscles. Though, of course, you shouldn’t neglect other forms of exercise just because your love of comedy gives your abs a regular workout.

    The CDC recommends that adults get at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity physical activity per week, as well as 2 days of muscle-strengthening activity per week.

    #13

    A humorous tweet from a parent about their daughter's view on loving animals and eating meat.

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    Min
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same.

    TruthoftheHeart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can respect and love nature and accept our position in the food chain at the same time

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And want ethically treated animals in that consumption.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son told me he loved vegetables, that's why he's not eating them.

    Silje Olsen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine dosent want to eat meat unless the animal has lived a long fulfilling life and is already ready to pass... can't disagree on the purity of that thought, but how to break the news of us having chickenwings for dinner? 🫣❤️

    cerinamroth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter (8 on Thursday!) is absolutely nuts about the natural world and biology and wants to be a paediatrician. We only eat meat about twice a month and I made a stifado (Greek stew with beef) last time. She had to dissect every single piece and ask what everything was. "Oh, those are the muscle fibres, sweetie. You see how they are long and thin and all point in the same direction?" "Yes, that's the fat. That's what kept the animal warm and gives the meat its flavour." "Those bits are tendons. Because I cooked this dish for a long time, they melt in the mouth. But if you don't cook them enough, they are chewy because they're super strong in order to hold the skeleton together." She made notes afterwards, with drawings!

    Science Nerd
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to add the BBQ sauce.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too love animals like I love ice cream - because they both taste great.

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    When you love animals, yet continue to eat meat knowing how inhumane the process is, you have to put yourself into a type of dissociative state.

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No not really. I advocate for treating animals better in the processing of meat not stopping it.

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    #14

    Funny and relatable tweet by a parent about kids playing, captioned "WHY ARE YOU ALL SCREAMING."

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    Jay Scales
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near a primary school. I can always tell when it's break time because there is a background soundtrack of SCREAMING for 15 minutes.... I don't remember being a kid and screaming all thru playground time... Is it a 'modern' thing??

    Tyranamar
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a screamer and that was 40-50 years ago. I’m going with, nope, not a new thing.

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    Angela B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a group of toddlers playing called? A migraine.

    Ann Kapoxeet
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They take turns. There's always one kid screaming at any given time. Be a teacher and you will appreciate quiet like never before.

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    #15

    A humorous tweet about a child's varying illness levels, highlighting relatable parenting moments.

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    nomnomborkbork
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best medicine in the world. Until the next morning.

    zak
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just like I can be tired as hell all afternoon, but as soon as work ends I suddenly have energy again.

    Lghn Hawk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't well enough to go to school but was well enough to go w my grandfather to check on the horses

    Taking care of your health and fitness isn’t just good for you, it’s great for your family, as you have more energy to spend time with them, you’re less tired all the time, and, as a bonus, you live longer. And, let’s face it, from a practical standpoint, you can do a lot more at home (and with a cheerier attitude) when you’re not exhausted.

    Not only that, but you’re setting a good example for your children to follow. Namely, that getting lots of movement, eating nutritious food, sleeping well, drinking plenty of water, and generally spending time on your physical and mental health first is something that should be a priority.

    #16

    Tweet humorously shares relatable parenting woes about kids watching YouTube gamers.

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    A girl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. My grandson likes Adley. Why is Adley's dad such an obnoxious a$$#@!!?. I'm the fun grandma and I manage to move through life without squealing.

    Lowrider 56
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson is 6 and lives with me. His favorite YouTube channel is called Lanky Box. I don't understand the appeal of watching someone play games. But, I ain't 6 either so.....

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    Lene
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mean mom.... so we don't let the kids watch youtube at home. We let them watch tv-channels for kids. But youtube is a no. Except for ca 2 times per year when we cave in and let the kids watch youtube for one evening. They also watch yt at their grandparents' home and sometimes in school, I think? But I'm a mean mom who simply can't stand the noises of most of the things my kids want to watch.

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    #17

    Tweet about a humorous and relatable parenting moment shared on Twitter.

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    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. some traffickers would agree... Sad but true

    #18

    Funny and relatable Twitter post about swearing, shared by a parent in March.

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    Clown fish
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J.a.c.k.a.s.s d.u.m.b.a.s.s

    AndyR
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how much I overestimate the words...

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    Kit Black
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother, upon hearing me swear at my brother "Where the f**k did you learn to talk like that?!?"

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    Verywell Mind also notes that laughter lowers your stress levels, improves depression symptoms by altering the levels of neurotransmitters in your body, and serves as a distraction when something bothers you.

    Laughter can also change your perspective on the difficult things you’ve experienced, reframing things as far less severe than they may have been. This, in turn, is good for your mental health.

    #19

    Funny post by a parent on Twitter about their 15-year-old's allergies to trees and dust.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was forced to hold off a pack of feral teens. Luckily that day I was dual-wielding a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk.

    cerinamroth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of the Kevin Bridges sketch about how intimidated he is by the teens in the area of Glasgow he can now afford to live in.

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    Lghn Hawk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bag of flour could hold lots folks at bay these days

    Kelly Hartle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first husband had about 60 allergies. I kept telling him he'd better be nice to me--I cooked his meals and I could poison him anytime I wanted.

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    #20

    Tweet about kids judging dinner after watching Kitchen Nightmares, shared by a parent in March.

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    Hannah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it 86'd? (Something I learnt from the US show.)

    Donna Peluda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsay is an absolute bell end. All these programs with some mouthy cünt how demeanors and redicules other people's work reserves a kick in the unnameables.

    Sam Trudeau
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the BEST words in that show they could learn

    Gourdeous
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to teach them to say thank you first, and then offer tips to improve. For example (out of the mouths of my children) 'thank you Mummy's so much for cooking. Unfortunately that wasn't your best effort and definitely not to my taste. Have you thought about doing x/y/z?'. Yes that's what I need. Cooking tips from 9 year olds.

    Bryan Wright
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate GR. There is absolutely no need to be such an obnoxious a*s. Unless he really is.

    #21

    Tweet comparing being ignored by kids to noticing a car warning light; a relatable post shared by parents on Twitter.

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    Moreover, laughter is a wonderful way to connect with others and deepen your relationships over shared jokes. And it’s this social aspect of comedy, as well as spending quality time with your spouse, kids, family, and friends, that might—arguably—be the most important thing to focus on in life.

    According to an 80-year study on human happiness at Harvard, it’s your close relationships and social connections that are the most crucial to your wellbeing. Forbes explains that these relationships are the key to your health and happiness, more so than anything else that you do.

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    #22

    Funny tweet by Daddy Go Fish about teaching Venmo to a dad, suggesting it’s easier to give quarters directly.

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raise you my 87 year old granddad deciding to buy an iPad with what he calls "the wand" (stylus, in case that isn't clear)

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wand is a much better word for it, although it does make me think of the vaginal wand (not at ALL magical) used for my ultrasounds in early pregnancy.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A while back, a customer told me she'd Venmo the payment she owed. I told her I don't do Venmo, and I'll expect the check in the mail by the end of the week. I'm tired. I don't want to learn news ways of doing things.

    Boo
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs tried showing his dad how to use an ATM when they first came out....was not successful according to him. His dad gave up and still carried cash.

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    #23

    A funny post by a parent on Twitter about weekend plans, highlighting relatable parenthood moments.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I send them to the park and curl up on the sofa with my book and a cup of coffee! If it's rainy, we have a "quiet time" rule between 1.30pm and 3pm. They can play upstairs together but only if they are fairly quiet and they are both having fun. Last time, they devised an acrobatics show set by the light of the "moon" made out of a circle of yellow tissue paper with a nightlight behind. 7YO daughter managed to wrangle her 3YO brother into my sparkly old ballet tutu while she was a bird with a cape. We all loved it!

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggestion: put them down for an hour long nap. Tell them everyone is going to clean house when they wake up. You will get a 3 to 4 hour nap before they get hungry.

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    #24

    Funny and relatable tweet by a parent about persuading kids to wear coats.

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    Lo Kindred
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Pants, or ling sleeve shirts....

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most parents would be appalled at the amount of coats, hat, gloves, etc that are 'abandoned' every school year.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favourite saying to my youngsters: take it with you. If you don't need it - fine; if you do need it you've got it with you. Cue young teen shivering in a short sleeved t-shirt and putting his coat on.

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can. Just avoid wool and plain boring colors... And tell them this are not coats, but fur. There you go.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I was the only kid who actively wanted to wear a coat. But then again, I run cold.

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand why kids hate wearing coats

    meow point1
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I remember my dad nagged me about coats all the time when I was a kid!

    “People with more robust social connections showed lower rates of diabetes, arthritis, cognitive decline, and other chronic conditions. The researchers hypothesize that close relationships act as ‘stress regulators’—they help our bodies calm down and return to equilibrium after being revved up by challenging events.”

    #25

    A parent humorously tweets about school emails with a suggestion for a discount code.

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    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School e mail and Whatsapp messages should be forbidden... DON'T those people have anything else to do??? D.amn

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    #26

    Parent's humorous tweet about kids constantly losing scissors.

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    #27

    Parent shares a funny Twitter post about their daughter using encyclopedia and dictionary.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids, if we asked our parents how to spell something, we were told to look it up in the dictionary. Um...how?

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum would do the same when I was knee high. I'd ask her what a word meant that I'd read and she'd tell me to look it up. Good for improving vocabulary!

    However, positive relationships take a lot of sustained effort to develop. They’re cultivated, they don’t ‘just happen.’ You have to be very proactive and intentional with them.

    So, instead of just posting things online, you also have to make plans with your family and friends, join communities and social groups, and try to reach out to people.

    #28

    Tweet by a parent about their 7-year-old's travel essentials: water and donuts.

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. About 500ml and two dozen for every two hours.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother in law was watching me clean out the car after our 20 hour drive from Michigan. "oh, gave 'em raisins for a snack, good idea" "They had grapes Jim.. grapes".

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me: have to buy donuts for the big drive coming up at Easter (900km in one hit)

    #29

    Parent shares funny tweet about child's dream house with penny vending machines.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, let's up the game. After taking your money, you must input specific information, like carb/calorie count for the day, blood glucose (for diabetics), etc. If you don't meet the requirements, you lose your money. No snacks for you!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind one of those industrial vending machines filled with earplugs, safety glasses, gloves, marking pens, etc. that's kept stocked by an outside vendor (and still costs a penny).

    Ann Kapoxeet
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that needs to be in one of those house shows!

    Lene
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo keeps talking about wanting a rainbow house. I hope she gets to have that when she's an adult because it sounds so awesome!

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    #30

    Parent shares hilarious tweet about 5-year-old calling herself "no-tooth" after losing her first tooth.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you explained that you can't give yourself a nickname, it has to be given to you?

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can give yourself a nickname. Parents just did enough damage picking their "original" name.. just let kids nickname themselves for mental health

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    Austzn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You call yourself 'fat Amy'? Yeah so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back."

    What has your own parenting journey been like, dear Pandas? What advice would you give new parents to help them deal with all the ups and downs of raising kids? What do you personally find the most difficult when it comes to being a parent?

    Are you part of any social media parenting groups, or do you have a support group you meet with in person? If you have a spare moment, share your hard-won wisdom in the comments below.

    #31

    Tweet about teenage driving lessons humorously shared by a parent.

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    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a class called 'drivers ed' in high school. You had to pass the written test and driving test before going to Dept of Motor Vehicles to get your license.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOTH my kids had about 2 hrs behind the wheel before they started Driver's Ed. Local cop told me "If someone pulled you over, just tell 'em it's pre driver's ed, they'll let you go". Of course it should be noted we are very rural.

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    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was SOOOO grateful that my state required kids to learn driving from an accredited school. I know how it went when my mom was teaching me to drive.

    Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had to learn from someone other than my mom(who knows how I learn) or online school(that I finished before I even turned 15), I'd probbably cry

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    #33

    Parent tweet joking about cleaning the house every weekend, shared in March.

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    Little Bit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how much cleaning and tidying I do, my house at best resembles a junk shop, and at worst looks like a tornado has just gone through it.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't bother any more. It can wait til they move out.

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my mom had a needlepoint sampler on the kitchen wall when I was growing up. "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing, is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

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    #34

    A funny and relatable Twitter post from a parent about an unexpected trip to the ER.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my 2YO had to go to hospital, he mainly focussed on the fact he got to go in an ambulance.

    #35

    Parent shares a funny and relatable Twitter post about a child's boredom and playful response.

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    #36

    Relatable parenting tweet about son's day-off suggestion, dated March 9, 2025.

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    #37

    Tweet about a child playing "butler" with classmates; humorous and relatable parenting moment.

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    #38

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing about their teen going to bed early due to lack of naps.

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    #39

    Funny and relatable tweet about grocery shopping mishaps with kids, shared by a parent.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they should've snuck in another carton of milk too!

    Billo66
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, thats my Mom when I take her lol

    Billo66
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son just casually dropped a 400 dollar massage chair into my Amazon cart. Like, really dude?

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    panther
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like that have a tendency to just fall in the cart, it's gravity I'm telling you.

    #40

    Twitter post by a parent sharing a humorous anecdote about their child's comment on their scalp.

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    ZovThePhoenix
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always count on kids to be brutally honest😂

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out I had male pattern baldness one spring on trip to Florida. Outside several hours one day. Kinda like the Beatles song : Woke up. fell outa bed, ran a comb across my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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    #41

    Funny parent tweet about a child switching from an upstairs TV to a downstairs TV.

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    #42

    Tweet about parenting struggles with a teenager who thinks 2 p.m. is early wake-up time.

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    #43

    A humorous tweet from a parent about their child's reaction to seeing a wasp.

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is Mud nests are usually chill but paper nests are demonic murder flys

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you wonder why they build tubes. They stuff them with dead spiders. so if you don't like spiders, the wasp is your friend. But then the spiders k**l so many other pests. Its complicated. I'm scared of spiders.

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    #44

    Coffee maker filled with milk, showcasing hilarious and relatable parenting moments.

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    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid might be on to something here. Replace the water with milk when making the coffee and save a step

    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to do that with this Cuban coffee at a hospital I worked at. It was amazing. I haven’t been able to recreate it

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    #45

    Tweet about parenting humor: "Have kids so you can google every single lizard fact at bedtime."

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    #46

    Parent tweets humorously about kids fighting during spring break.

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    Igor914624
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything with a HIGH alcohol content.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first bottle is important. The second and third... kinda doesn't matter what vintage ya pick.

    Strings
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moonshine. Wine is for amateurs

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    #47

    Hilarious tweet by a parent humorously comparing driving with family to questioning life choices.

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    Hellcaste's Wife
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are a family of 5, getting ready to move from Virginia to North Dakota. 1500 miles, driving, with 3 kids and a dog. We leave in a week...I might not survive.

    nomnomborkbork
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending thoughts and prayers! You'll survive, but may be permanently scarred.

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    Highfalutin Heron
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the brilliant idea on a long road trip of letting the new teen driver get some highway practice on the emptier stretches of interstate. Quickly discovered how bad an idea that was, because trucks, trucks, and more trucks

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There are two levels of travel - first class and with children." - Robert Benchley

    #48

    Funny parenting tweet about a pickleball game with a humorous conversation between mom and son.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what pickleball is, I have heard of it frequently but I daren't look it up because I think it'll ruin my idea of what it *should* be!

    #49

    Tweet by a parent about a teen daughter humorously reacting to turning 20 soon.

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    #50

    Tweet about a child's love for salsa, shared by a parent, capturing a humorous and relatable moment.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Buttload is an actual measurement. One barrel size was called a butt.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A butt approximately equated to 108 imperial gallons (130 US gallons; 491 litres) for ale or 105 imperial gallons (126 US gallons; 477 litres) for wine But who is counting.

    Amy S
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after parent will make a load of salsa, only for 7 year old to say they don't like it.

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    #51

    Tweet about parenting humor with child discussing old Pokémon shows on Netflix.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's nothing from the previous millenium...

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now with your comment, I am REALLY old!!

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we were born back in the 1900's soo... I feel like I should have a statue or something. Maybe a coin.

    #52

    Relatable post on Twitter about a coworker's surprise at landline phones, highlighting generational differences.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have a landline phone.

    #53

    Hilarious tweet by parent joking about laundry during spring break.

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    #54

    Fortune cookie message reads: "Don’t worry about the stock market. Invest in family." Humorous parenting tweet.

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    #55

    Tweet from a parent about third grader's unfinished homework on Sunday, capturing relatable parenting humor.

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    #56

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing a relatable story about their child's creative use of language.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if he wanted a donkey?

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post Shrek all Donkeys are named "Donkey"

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    #57

    Twitter post about relatable parenting humor with kids in hockey, highlighting early weekends and cold toes.

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    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto for soccer where I live. As a bonus at our school's ground, it gets super foggy on winter mornings. Half the time I was stood there out in the freezing cold barely able to see my kid once they were down the other end of the field

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    #58

    Parent shares a funny tweet about their kids' witty observation on skipping school and math skills.

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    #59

    Parent tweet humorously highlights the struggle of keeping nice things with kids, mentioning pink slime on a white carpet.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people who have WHITE carpet? In a room that they actually use?

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I think my kids are the nice things that more than make up for the knackered coffee table, the marks all over the walls and the mud and sand sprinkled all over the patio.

    #60

    A tweet from Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad humorously relates parenting challenges.

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    #61

    Parent tweets about handling teenagers and preteens at home with humor and bourbon.

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    LB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't have sound all that bad?

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most importantly~~Male or female?

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    #62

    Relatable parenting tweet about bedtime and a 7-year-old claiming they can do a cartwheel but too tired to try.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to do a roly poly on the bed to try and get my 2YO to like me. My neck is only just back to normal now, 18 months later. I definitely overestimated my abilities there.

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    #63

    Tweet from parent humorously reacting to child's comment about shirt reading "Established 1907".

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, all kids think their parents walked with dinosaurs and they're only in the present through the magic of time travel.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DID get my husband a star wars t shirt that says "rebel scum since 1977"

    #64

    A dad humorously fails at a cartwheel, shared in a funny parent tweet.

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    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quod Erat Demonstrandum (what had to be demonstrated)

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    #65

    Tweet from Dadman Walking about the relatable parenting struggle of kids screaming outside while trying to relax.

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    #66

    Tweet from a parent introducing their baby to Survivor, highlighting a humorous reaction.

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    #67

    Tweet by a parent humorously describing kids' email about past week’s activities, focusing on "video games."

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    #69

    Tweet from a parent humorously comparing their child's baby hair to the father's hair.

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    #70

    Funny tweet about parenting, featuring a conversation between a parent and hungry child discussing Godzilla.

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    #71

    Tweet humorously comments on parenting, highlighting the milestone of kids picking up Starbucks orders.

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    #72

    Tweet by parent humorously sharing their 7-year-old's new love for La Croix.

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    #73

    Tweet by a parent humorously discussing healing trauma by avoiding canned green beans.

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