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Grandma, retired information security professional. I garden, make really bad puns, snort when I laugh really hard and enjoy BP because it's pretty funny and BPs are generally pretty kind.

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A girl • commented on a post 8 hours ago

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

My new health mantra. "So I don't wind up riding the scooter". Actually a good answer for any physical improvement questions Why'd you quit drinking? Why do you go to bed so early? Why do you always move my shoes from in front of the door? Why do you wear a seatbelt? Why aren't you going as fast as the other cars? SO I DON'T WIND UP RIDING THE SCOOTER.

A girl • upvoted 3 items 13 hours ago

50 Interesting “Today I Learned” Facts If You Are Sick And Tired Of The News (New Pics)

The woman washing dishes."plop...waaaaaah!...pick that (newborn baby) up will you?"

30 Questions To Uncover Your Life’s Genre: Take The Quiz To Find Out

I think a lot of us would be smashing that option if it were a thing. I just try to go with “well, if these were the only options in the world, what would be the least painful?” Saves me angst, anyway.

50 Interesting “Today I Learned” Facts If You Are Sick And Tired Of The News (New Pics)

The woman washing dishes."plop...waaaaaah!...pick that (newborn baby) up will you?"

30 Questions To Uncover Your Life’s Genre: Take The Quiz To Find Out

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

I think I'm in the wrong thread. Working out isn't a hobby, it's something I do so I don't totally fall apart physically. If I could eat garbage and read in bed instead, I totally would. I go three days a week, so I don't end up riding the scooter in the grocery store. Not to have fun.

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A girl • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

His back part of the plank needs to be lower. It's supposed to be a straght line from the neck to the ankles, not a mountain at the back + straight legs. And his legs aren't straight.

A girl • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

Fans Call Out Sydney Sweeney's Natural Beauty Claim With Side-By-Side Photos As Evidence

Dude, they look the same. Just a little older. I don't even like Sydney Sweeny, but she's a very naturally beautiful woman. People are crazy, who even cares about any of this. Even if she sliced off her whole d****d face and replaced it, it wouldn't matter. She's an actress with a job to make entertaining movies. At that, she is not very good. But she's also model who's job is to be attractive, and at that she excels.

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Okay, gonna give myself credit for #14. If there would have been a hyphen separating the second half of the sentence instead of an (unclear) ellipsis, I would have chosen 'ambivalent', instead of 'euphoric'. So given that, I got one wrong (synoptic), fair and square. 25/26.

Fans Call Out Sydney Sweeney's Natural Beauty Claim With Side-By-Side Photos As Evidence

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

“I Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 47 Weird But Surprisingly True Excuses For Missing Work

*Warning: do not use in your ears. Every human on planet earth: proceeds to use them in their ears.

50 Home Professionals Share The Quiet Red Flags They Notice Inside People’s Homes

My mother and sister still live in my childhood home and have transformed it into Sad Greige Land. It is literally the most personality-less house ever now. It looks like one of those model homes you used to see when new tracts/neighborhoods were being built. Even when they put up holiday decor inside, it looks forced and "commercialized" somehow. I live next door, and while my mother technically owns this house as well, I've decorated it to actually be a HOME and not just a house. If you come to visit me, well... I just hope you like animals, rocks, jet planes, and weird fake palm trees permanently decorated for Christmas year-round. Just gonna leave that out there XD

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A girl • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

48 Times People Came Up With Such Perfect Revenge That They Were Never Even Suspected

Old lady to the doctor "Doctor I have the walking farts all the time, they're silent but it's still embarrasing". Doc starts writing on his prescription pad. Old lady, "what's the prescription for?" Doc "Hearing aids".

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Well that was fun. Only got 20/26 but I am not native to English

A girl • commented on a post 3 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Memes To Make Your Day Better

Aerdna sounds like a medical condition

A girl • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 People Who Met A Psychopath Share The Chilling Moment They Realized It

I have some of the traits of being antisocial, but I would never, ever harm an animal (unless it was an animal attacking one of MY pets. Then I would defend my pet.) I generally can live without human beings in my life and dislike interacting with most of them. I have some of the other hallmarks of antisocial personality disorder (I lack lack empathy, I exhibit impulsive behavior, I struggle with financial and social responsibility, and I lie* both compulsively and habitually. I also lack true remorse and can be very charming) but I cannot fathom harming/k!lling an animal. Am I antisocial just towards humans? :p (* Note: I lie IRL - I generally don't lie much online and am very willing to be open about what I've done/gone through - such as my struggles with add!ction - but for some reason I lie IRL nearly constantly. Maybe I feel safer online?)

50 Of The Funniest Memes To Make Your Day Better

Mine is cool. Nodrog sounds like a powerful warlord with questionable taste in friends, fashion and who to put in second command.

A girl • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

“How Well Do You Know Brand Logos?”: Prove Your Visual Skills With These 31 Logos

SO many things wrong with this quiz. North Face instead of THE North Face? Wrong apparently. Beats instead of Beats by Dr Dre. Wrong it seems. The Dunkin Donuts one. I live in MA USA where they are located and they have rebranded to simply Dunkin. Oh, and the one of Safari logo and it asks what "brand" it is. The brand is Apple, the product is Safari.

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

I'm old enough to realize I'd forgotten this!

“How Well Do You Know Brand Logos?”: Prove Your Visual Skills With These 31 Logos

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

I'm old enough to realize I'd forgotten this!

50 Red-Hot And Hilarious Summer Memes To Laugh At While You Pretend To Enjoy Being Outside

This one I FEEL! Always coming from someone w central air in their home, attached garage and AC in their car. Followed by it's so cold at the office I had to wear a sweater! Beotch I humped wheelbarrows of gravel in 98 degrees F, drank 2 gallons of water and never had to pee!

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A girl • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Tillamook cheese is legend.

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

Stonehenge

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Tillamook cheese is legend.

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

Stonehenge

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

Any chance that layering could tame it? It would suck to grow out but reducing volume might make it serviceable. I have stick straight hair so I do not claim any expertise in this situation

35 Psychotic Things People Did After A Breakup That They Are Revealing Now

Revenge doesn't suit me. We break up. Done

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

When it occurs with friends, family, coworkers , it's annoying but a simple "I am aware of that" clears the air. When some rando at the hardware store, grocery store, etc offers unsolicited advice, that chaps my a$$

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

I'd lost a bunch of weight and still had "back fat'. Think 6', 130llbs. Was told obviously I hadn't lost enough weight. Like a double chin, jowl or back fat, it just is.

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A girl • upvoted 17 items 5 months ago

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

The parachute malfunctioned does not mean it did not work at all. It was maybe slowing down the fall enough so she did not die. Lets say a half opened parachute is still having some function, i think. Maybe somebody who does this regulary can explain the physics behind it

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

'...he said "it destroyed his universe."' I doubt that. It is more likely that he said 'It destroyed *my* Universe."

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

'...he said "it destroyed his universe."' I doubt that. It is more likely that he said 'It destroyed *my* Universe."

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Everyone wants to die in peace. I would have kept living too, just to spite those ants.

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

"Believed" is misleading here. He had an opinion based on the information available at that time, was all.

Funny-Summer-Memes

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

We **all** need to be this broadminded, not just the people we don’t agree with

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

It wasn't supposed to be an instructional video!! Looking at you Israel and US!

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Now *THAT’S* a Scientist!

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Years ago, went to Tillamook, Oregon to visit Tillamook Cheese Factory. We saw blocks and wheels like this and although it was cool...the smell was not. Never crossed our minds this would even be a issue. It was horrendous and we cut the tour short and cheesed on out of there.

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

The average human male. But Chuck Norris is no average human male

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

That one brush attachment for vacuums

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

As someone with similarly curly hair, I would be SO enraged. I had a few haircuts like this inflicted upon me when I was a kid - the other kids called me "Chia Pet" for months afterwards. The worst part is that you can't even pull it back into a ponytail, because it's curly hair and resists all your efforts to contain it unless it's long enough XD

35 Psychotic Things People Did After A Breakup That They Are Revealing Now

Right? When I broke up with my exes, we ignored each other for the rest of our lives.

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

"Sir, it's for the headache you are giving me."

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

Do you ever read for comprehension? Reread the OP story - maybe mouth the words

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

Midol doesn't help with rage when in the presence stupidity.

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A girl • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Does Your Pet React When There Is A “Disturbance In The Force”? (Closed)

A girl • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Disgusting Thing You Ever Encountered As A Homeowner Or Renter? (Closed)

Hey Pandas. What's A Thing I Lotr Movies That Kinda Disappointed You?

How Long?

A girl • submitted 10 new posts 3 years ago

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Hi Pandas, Post An Image That Humorously Sums Up Your First Six Months Of 2020

Hey Panda's, What's Something Your Significant Other Does That Drives You Nuts But You're Keeping Them Anyway.

A girl • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Bedhead You've Ever Had? Post Pics (Closed)

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe Your Job Title Very Poorly

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Weddings And Wedding Culture?

A girl • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Don't Like About Your Partner?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Movie Take You’ve Ever Heard?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Greatest Revenge Story?

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Snippet From A Story You’ve Written

Hey Pandas, Aside From Censorship, What’s The Most Annoying Thing About Social Media Platforms?

A girl • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Scariest Moment Of Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe A TV Show Without Saying Its Name And Have Others Guess It

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Autocorrect Fail? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Animals?

A girl • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Finish The Sentence

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience While Home Alone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Your Experience Been After Dealing With An Infestation? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Tips For A Freshman Student In High School?

The Nicest Smile On A Dog's Face

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Funny Stories? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Awkward Moment! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Anxious About? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Changes Have You Made To Accommodate Your Increased Age? (Closed)

A girl • commented on a post 8 hours ago

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

A girl • commented on a post 3 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Memes To Make Your Day Better

Aerdna sounds like a medical condition

A girl • commented on 10 posts 5 months ago

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

Tillamook cheese is legend.

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

Stonehenge

50 Times Beauty Salons Said “Trust The Process” And Then Betrayed Their Clients (New Pics)

Any chance that layering could tame it? It would suck to grow out but reducing volume might make it serviceable. I have stick straight hair so I do not claim any expertise in this situation

35 Psychotic Things People Did After A Breakup That They Are Revealing Now

Revenge doesn't suit me. We break up. Done

40 Stories Of Men Embarrassing Themselves By Mansplaining Obvious Things Women Already Know

I'd lost a bunch of weight and still had "back fat'. Think 6', 130llbs. Was told obviously I hadn't lost enough weight. Like a double chin, jowl or back fat, it just is.

“Make Me Physically Recoil”: 50 Fashion Trends People Can’t Stand

Me. Although me feet are freakishly large. Nothing comic about it.

Folks Online Tell About 27 Terrifyingly Real Things Existing Around The Places They Live

They do. I thought they were racoons. No. Nicolette Island. Minneapolis. Mississippi River front. 1985

Save One, Sacrifice The Rest: Vote Your Way Through 25 No-Win Scenarios

Love me a Western too

45 Times People Could Prove Their Unbelievable Stories With Pics And Documents

In 10th grade , 1978, my crew really wanted to form a band. I suggested it be called Nirvana and our first album be named You Have Reached Nirvana. I wound up in IT. Imagine my surprise when I first saw Kurt on SNL years later.

A girl • commented on 8 posts 6 months ago

50 Unfortunate Names That Could’ve Been Avoided With Just One More Minute Of Thought

Tuna? Asking legitimate. Is there a culture where Tuna is a good name? Luna, juno, Momo, topo, popi. All kinds of names that wouldn't hurt. Honestly, with that last name I'd go with some version of Emmanuel Kant. For fun

50 Times Autopsy Doctors Uncovered Disturbing Truths About A Person's Death

No scars but I was a conehead my first few months

50 Hilariously Bizarre Translations That Just Had To Be Called Out

Sunnyside eggs

"I Didn’t Act Married": 50 Times Male Coworkers Baffled Women With Their Creepiness And Stupidity

Tech support job. Coworker says I dress like a guy. I told him he dressed like a lesbian. Same/same

"I Didn’t Act Married": 50 Times Male Coworkers Baffled Women With Their Creepiness And Stupidity

Woman are innies. There is no indicator of our virtue externally. We don't have a turkey button that pops up when we're "done"

A girl • upvoted 8 items 8 hours ago

English Might Be Easy, Until You’ve Never Heard Hard Vocabulary Before - Define These 26 Words

Well that was fun. Only got 20/26 but I am not native to English

48 Times People Came Up With Such Perfect Revenge That They Were Never Even Suspected

Fans Call Out Sydney Sweeney's Natural Beauty Claim With Side-By-Side Photos As Evidence

30 Questions To Uncover Your Life’s Genre: Take The Quiz To Find Out

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

His back part of the plank needs to be lower. It's supposed to be a straght line from the neck to the ankles, not a mountain at the back + straight legs. And his legs aren't straight.

Fitness Fanatics Share 35 Funny Memes About Going To The Gym, And They're Spot-On

50 Interesting “Today I Learned” Facts If You Are Sick And Tired Of The News (New Pics)

The woman washing dishes."plop...waaaaaah!...pick that (newborn baby) up will you?"

A girl • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

50 Home Professionals Share The Quiet Red Flags They Notice Inside People’s Homes

“I Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 47 Weird But Surprisingly True Excuses For Missing Work

*Warning: do not use in your ears. Every human on planet earth: proceeds to use them in their ears.

A girl • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 People Who Met A Psychopath Share The Chilling Moment They Realized It

50 Of The Funniest Memes To Make Your Day Better

Mine is cool. Nodrog sounds like a powerful warlord with questionable taste in friends, fashion and who to put in second command.

A girl • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago

“How Well Do You Know Brand Logos?”: Prove Your Visual Skills With These 31 Logos

50 Posts About The ’80s That Show Parts Of Our Lives That Don’t Exist Anymore

I'm old enough to realize I'd forgotten this!

Funny-Summer-Memes

50 Red-Hot And Hilarious Summer Memes To Laugh At While You Pretend To Enjoy Being Outside

Funny-Summer-Memes

A girl • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

It wasn't supposed to be an instructional video!! Looking at you Israel and US!

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

The average human male. But Chuck Norris is no average human male

“The Hoax Wasn’t Revealed Until 40 Years Later”: 45 Fascinating Facts That Never Stop Surprising

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