50 Mom Memes That May Make You Laugh So Hard, Your Kids Might Wake Up

This is actually really smart. Petition to make this a thing?

I'm 70. The other day I went to the store dressed all in purple and wearing a flowered hat.....someone said I was cute as a button. I'm happy with that. A cute little old lady.

That’s no longer guaranteed with men’s pants. It’s become more like: “Your waist is 40 inches, so you’re probably going to need a 42 or even a 44, because we cut these pants for millennials who want the super-skinny jeans. Oh, and if your inseam is less than 30 inches, you’re going to have to hem them, because we can’t be bothered to offer shorter than that. Even custom.”

I'm a feral almost divorcee, which is better

Thank you for the laugh!!

Yes!!!

😂🤣

oop big mistake

Or not be able to turn your neck for5 days

Because then you'd also have to deal with that same doctor telling you you're dying of hysteria because your wandering uterus got stuck somewhere under your right shoulderblade and prescribing you a course of leeches.

Wiser than his years

This exists!! Pasta Grannies - 90 year old Italian Nonnas making pasta and food from scratch... its hypnotic and awe inspiring

Once the camera is off these influences, then Amanda and Chad are sat in a corner of the inch of tidy house drinking tequila, rocking back and forth hoping little Chad Jn will sleep. Scream Chad jnr,,scream with all your might

Nah bruh, DQ. Two words: chocolate gravel.

I just don’t have people over. I’m not a housewife and I don’t make enough money to hire help. I do my best but doors are closed to company.

And having to plan dinner every night...for the rest of your life.

Real

Away. It went far away to the land of juice

Oh, this is so real

Don't forget the dessert stomach!

Work from home, my friends. It’s what toddlers do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or there are two people who can’t relax when they see dishes in the sink but also don’t do them and they marry each other. And then they both get diagnosed with ADHD.

lol it takes me two hours to fall asleep

Sex Ed just doesn't exist in Middle school's anymore. Don't know what it'll be like in HS but it's terrifying to see children, m or f or n who just have no idea what a uterus is or what Chlamydia is

Ha!

Shady Pines, ma.

siesta-fest. naps be the ish. *repeat alarm, custom, 20 times*

That must be a new record. They could be in Guinness world records for fastest time to get down the stairs with a toddler!!

Front butt.🤣🤣🤣

I can’t decide if this is f-ing genius or kinda sad

the AUDACITY 😤

It is. I also like the guy who does lawn car on over grown lawns and the people who build shelters in the woods.

Yeah I need her sometimes too

nope ten years later and i’m still defiant

... they've never met The Donald, obviously..

No way, I do yoga too!

😆😂

“B-but… it was ONLY 87 times!”

Whoof, how rich ARE you!?

Ohhhh no. I've never been and refuse to go there. Their uniforms are trashy and the way they are treated is ridiculous. I worked at a fast food restaurant years ago and 3 4 state troopers came in. Well 1 of them though he was being cute and grabbed my hand when I gave him his change. I had his drink in the other hand. I told him to let go of me twice. He was gonna be wearing that drink when 1 of the other troopers told him he should let go.

I too, have selective memory

Because I wanted a shower and your to busy to watch the baby for 20 minutes so baby gets to watch me shower

This

I understand this, my grandson absolutely CANNOT wear a shirt with stripes or collars.

And?? Did he reply with “me neither” or “womp womp. btw do you want to join the rewards program?”?

Some random new parent’s funeral: In loving memory of this parent, who lost their life trying to give their child the wrong cup

Relatable. Sadly, truly relatable.

Mary Katherine Gallagher!

In my experience, it's not the kids that made it no fun, it was my spouse 😭 * edit, ex-spouse lol

"the Extreme Farts Extension pack" is the full item name.

But she could suddenly see the camouflaged sniper position 1.5 kilometres away.

especially when they go out of their way to not show us kiddies

relatable

Yes. Uber cancelled my Friday night take out order last night but only after all the other viable options were closed. I’m still welling up thinking about it.

“Yes we are. We are sleeping. Sleep is very special and important and rare.”

1970s parents: ditto

Tupperware? You mean that plastic thing the meat came in you refuse to recycle until it breaks. Plus you can’t afford more of that expensive meat, your still on leftovers so you have to have it!

Family know the buttons to push because they put them there.

how i look going to school each day:

So funny

I have the same shirt! Warm water, line dry, no need to iron. You're welcome.

ROTFLMAO 😄 Love this!

We have the Switch Witch. She comes on Halloween, Easter and Christmas. She needs candy to feed her big fat cat and will leave toys in exchange for however much candy my kids are willing to give away. all Halloween candy will net them a Switch game.

Me too!

Loved that show!

I regret now all the naps I fought as a kid.