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Neighbor caught her husband cheating. After she moved out and filed for divorce, she placed an add in the paper. "Will take your old tires and anything too large to take to the dump. Free. Drop off on Saturday in front of garage" (listed his address). He returned from weekend away with the new girlfriend to a lawn full of tires and garbage.

With all the darkness in this thread, something a little lighter. Back in the 80's you paid a lot for long distance and could call a number for the correct time. A woman sharing an apartment in the US with her boyfriend got a call from him when he was on a trip. He told her move out because he had a new girlfriend.

He gets home a week later and the phone is off the hook. He picks it up and it's the number for time, in London.

Friend’s soon to be ex-wife moved into the condos overlooking the golf course he played on every Sunday. Proceeded to sit on the balcony with her new boyfriend drinking coffee and watching him play each week. Just to throw off his game.