mehoi
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mehoi • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago
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My friend was like, "Want a Kit-Kat?" I said sure. He proceeded to unwrap the candy bar, set it on a plate, and then put it in the microwave until the chocolate had melted off the wafers. I was freaked out and said I don't need mine microwaved. He looked shocked and said, "You eat them raw?!"
I Hand Painted A Mural In My Dining Room. I Find Painting Very Relaxing, And Now Have Three Different Murals In My Home
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Standing at the counter of the pizza place I work at. Lady storms in and slams a pizza down on the counter. "This isn't the f*****g pizza I ordered, what the hell are you going to do about?" She asked. I look at the pizza then at my buddy Nick and turn back to her and say, "Nothing". She then goes on a long rant telling how we are going to be fired, how stupid and incompetent we were, she actually told me I must be r******d, then asked why the hell we weren't going to do anything? I said "Because that pizza came from the pizza shop across the street." I think she actually managed to shrink in size and slink out looking so pathetic and beaten I almost felt bad for laughing till tears dripped down my face as she slunk off.
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mehoi • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago
billyslits reply
My friend was like, "Want a Kit-Kat?" I said sure. He proceeded to unwrap the candy bar, set it on a plate, and then put it in the microwave until the chocolate had melted off the wafers. I was freaked out and said I don't need mine microwaved. He looked shocked and said, "You eat them raw?!"I Hand Painted A Mural In My Dining Room. I Find Painting Very Relaxing, And Now Have Three Different Murals In My Home
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Standing at the counter of the pizza place I work at. Lady storms in and slams a pizza down on the counter. "This isn't the f*****g pizza I ordered, what the hell are you going to do about?" She asked. I look at the pizza then at my buddy Nick and turn back to her and say, "Nothing". She then goes on a long rant telling how we are going to be fired, how stupid and incompetent we were, she actually told me I must be r******d, then asked why the hell we weren't going to do anything? I said "Because that pizza came from the pizza shop across the street." I think she actually managed to shrink in size and slink out looking so pathetic and beaten I almost felt bad for laughing till tears dripped down my face as she slunk off. mehoi • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago
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