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Maureen Heartwood • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

23 People Who Didn't Think Before Posting On Social Media And Ended Up Losing Their Jobs

CANADIAN. Look up when Canada legalized gay marriage, okay?

"We Spent $700... My Night Was Ruined!" Woman Loses It After Staff Try To Save Dying Woman Instead Of Serving Her

Given they were described as intoxicated, I think it might be more about what they drank.

23 People Who Didn't Think Before Posting On Social Media And Ended Up Losing Their Jobs

CANADIAN. Look up when Canada legalized gay marriage, okay?

"We Spent $700... My Night Was Ruined!" Woman Loses It After Staff Try To Save Dying Woman Instead Of Serving Her

Given they were described as intoxicated, I think it might be more about what they drank.

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

Correct.

Cat Says "Well, Hi" In A Southern Accent And People Keep Watching It Over And Over Again

Incorrect.

30 Pics Of People Before And After Cutting Their Long Hair To Donate It To Cancer Patients

Those are burn scars.

50 Wholesome Pics That Will Make Your Day

They're not Americans, they're British.

Woman Rescues This Sable From Becoming Someone's Coat, Decides To Keep Her As A Pet Since She's Not Fit To Live In The Wild

They make really terrible pets. They steal stuff, they stink, they're very smart so they get bored and into mischief easily, they love to bite, they're escape artists - and probably a bunch of other things I don't know about. I owned ferrets for many years, they are domesticated relatives and have all the same issues in lesser degree - being wild means it's all more intense with a sable. I love my ferrets, but I'm not taking on any of their kin!

Woman Rescues This Sable From Becoming Someone's Coat, Decides To Keep Her As A Pet Since She's Not Fit To Live In The Wild

Yes, sables are mustelids like fishers are. Also in that family: weasels, otters, ferrets, mink and wolverines, among others.

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Please tell me: How do you not know what snow is? I know many people have never seen it in real life, but I thought anybody with the internet could see photos of it. Anyway - that's snow.

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Because "fancy dress" means dressing up in costumes in many parts of the world.

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

It's not a translation. It's a pronunciation guide.

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Maureen Heartwood • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Meet hot shingles in your area!

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

It didn't make sense to put an excel sheet there....

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Meet hot shingles in your area!

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

It didn't make sense to put an excel sheet there....

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

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Maureen Heartwood • upvoted 3 items 5 years ago

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

Kilphant was here

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

cant see what is in there but it feels sooooooooooooooooo good splish splash

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

Kilphant was here

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

cant see what is in there but it feels sooooooooooooooooo good splish splash

159 Of The Most Creative Halloween Costume Ideas Ever

Then I guess it's a good thing she doesn't give a damn what you think 👍

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Maureen Heartwood • commented on 17 posts 5 years ago

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

That's a good colour for her.

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

The pink bubbles, for those who don't know, are fake bubbles that come with the toy tub. The dolls that tub is meant for can't get wet.

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

That's a good colour for her.

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

The pink bubbles, for those who don't know, are fake bubbles that come with the toy tub. The dolls that tub is meant for can't get wet.

Syrian Photographer Stops Shooting To Save Injured Boy, Falls On His Knees After Realizing What Happened (NSFW)

Photographers who work in these kinds of environments have very high levels of stress, PTSD, depression, burnout and suicide. They are affected. They also have a needed job to do - what does not get documented is very easy to deny.

Fun Fish Bags That Also Have Fish-Like Insides

Impulse buy - get this just for the halibut!

Fun Fish Bags That Also Have Fish-Like Insides

If you can't carry a tune, you can still carry this tuna.

When The Landlord Banned Cat-Flaps, This Genius Guy Built A Ladder For His Cat To Sneak In

It says why in the article. Try reading it.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

If this picture inspired Tim Burton I would not be at all surprised.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

Could be. They're very talented in that case.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

The black bag "hair" is concealing the rest of the person inside. The masks aren't at their head level, which is why the arms are fake.

52 Birds Taking Care Of Their Babies

It's a dove. Pigeons are smarter.

52 Birds Taking Care Of Their Babies

"Birds know quality when they see it." "Audi will keep your family safe too." Yeah, there's some potential there.

Girlfriend Was Worried To Leave Her Cat With Her Boyfriend, But The Guy Made Him The Tiniest Pancakes Ever

Please tell my cat she doesn't like chocolate. She thinks she loves the stuff, and goes after it any chance she gets, including eating as much as she can before I get it away from her. I'd worry a lot less if she would stop tearing packaging apart to gorge on it, and it would be great if she'd stop dumping the trash because of a single fun-size Mars wrapper.

Parents Tell Boy His Favorite Toy Isn't Lost But Traveling The World, Internet's Response Is Amazing

Are you telling me Pompeii ISN'T in Africa?

Girl With Autism Wanted A Shirt That Was Discontinued, So The Internet Responded In Epic Fashion

But why do you find it stupid? Isn't it nice for you to get it all just like that?

41 Of The Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever

This one actually got me laughing out loud.

41 Of The Most Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever

Go to Wikipedia and look up "humor" and "sarcasm". I believe you will find these articles enlightening.

Everyone Falls in Love With This Featherless Lovebird, Send Mini Sweaters To Save Her From Freezing

A baby Skeksi!

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Maureen Heartwood • commented on 3 posts 6 years ago

54 Dads Whose Daughters Made Them Pretty

Man walks down the street in those bows, people know he's not afraid of anything.

99 Kids Who Are The Masters Of Hide And Seek

It isn't airtight, on account of the big hole at the end for the kitties to get in. And I THINK it's empty.

54 Dads Whose Daughters Made Them Pretty

Man walks down the street in those bows, people know he's not afraid of anything.

99 Kids Who Are The Masters Of Hide And Seek

It isn't airtight, on account of the big hole at the end for the kitties to get in. And I THINK it's empty.

Mom Adds FAQ Signs To Her Twins After Getting Fed Up With Strangers' Questions

And "are they the same age?" (!) I love that one, especially after you've said they're twins.

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Maureen Heartwood • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

23 People Who Didn't Think Before Posting On Social Media And Ended Up Losing Their Jobs

CANADIAN. Look up when Canada legalized gay marriage, okay?

"We Spent $700... My Night Was Ruined!" Woman Loses It After Staff Try To Save Dying Woman Instead Of Serving Her

Given they were described as intoxicated, I think it might be more about what they drank.

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

Correct.

Cat Says "Well, Hi" In A Southern Accent And People Keep Watching It Over And Over Again

Incorrect.

30 Pics Of People Before And After Cutting Their Long Hair To Donate It To Cancer Patients

Those are burn scars.

50 Wholesome Pics That Will Make Your Day

They're not Americans, they're British.

Woman Rescues This Sable From Becoming Someone's Coat, Decides To Keep Her As A Pet Since She's Not Fit To Live In The Wild

Yes, sables are mustelids like fishers are. Also in that family: weasels, otters, ferrets, mink and wolverines, among others.

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Please tell me: How do you not know what snow is? I know many people have never seen it in real life, but I thought anybody with the internet could see photos of it. Anyway - that's snow.

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Because "fancy dress" means dressing up in costumes in many parts of the world.

22 Times IKEA Customers Spotted Shark Plushies "Doing Human Things" At Their Stores

It's not a translation. It's a pronunciation guide.

Maureen Heartwood • commented on 9 posts 5 years ago

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

That's a good colour for her.

147 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Pets With Kids

The pink bubbles, for those who don't know, are fake bubbles that come with the toy tub. The dolls that tub is meant for can't get wet.

Syrian Photographer Stops Shooting To Save Injured Boy, Falls On His Knees After Realizing What Happened (NSFW)

Fun Fish Bags That Also Have Fish-Like Insides

Impulse buy - get this just for the halibut!

Fun Fish Bags That Also Have Fish-Like Insides

If you can't carry a tune, you can still carry this tuna.

When The Landlord Banned Cat-Flaps, This Genius Guy Built A Ladder For His Cat To Sneak In

It says why in the article. Try reading it.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

If this picture inspired Tim Burton I would not be at all surprised.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

Could be. They're very talented in that case.

122 Vintage Halloween Costumes That Will Scare You To Death

The black bag "hair" is concealing the rest of the person inside. The masks aren't at their head level, which is why the arms are fake.

Maureen Heartwood • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Posted Screenshots Of Complete BS Being Called Out

Vaccines.

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

'Please Hate These Things:' This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

It didn't make sense to put an excel sheet there....

50 Wholesome Pics That Will Make Your Day

12 Hilarious Fake Gift Boxes To Hide Your Real Presents In

The party pooper!

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Meet hot shingles in your area!

Maureen Heartwood • upvoted 4 items 5 years ago

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

Kilphant was here

30 Baby Elephants That Will Instantly Make You Smile

cant see what is in there but it feels sooooooooooooooooo good splish splash

159 Of The Most Creative Halloween Costume Ideas Ever

Then I guess it's a good thing she doesn't give a damn what you think 👍

52 Birds Taking Care Of Their Babies

It's a falcony!!

Maureen Heartwood • upvoted 3 items 6 years ago

I Saved A Dog From Euthanasia And Now She Happily Runs In A Wheelchair

What a negative mind. So if a person is disabled should we kill them too? Since ya know it's not a life in a wheelchair.

I Photographed An Amazing Same-Sex Wedding

You posted a photo of yourself wearing that hat and you're saying other people have problems?! Grow up little boy.

Many Afghan Girls Are Not Allowed To Ride Bicycles, So 'Skateistan' Empowers Them With Skateboarding

You know girls riding bikes is the first step toward a country becoming a matriarchy.

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