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TrashPanda • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

That's a s****y name

TrashPanda • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

_CozyLavender_ reply

The guy who tried to jumpscare his family at the Grand Canyon and instead slipped and fell to his death.

Prstty reply

A kid at school whose dad flicked a towel in his face. It got his eye really bad and he had permanent damage. The kid was an up and comer in the local tennis league as well. Really sad.

_CozyLavender_ reply

The guy who tried to jumpscare his family at the Grand Canyon and instead slipped and fell to his death.

Prstty reply

A kid at school whose dad flicked a towel in his face. It got his eye really bad and he had permanent damage. The kid was an up and comer in the local tennis league as well. Really sad.

AliQuots reply

My son played soccer with a kid named Anaconda. We had a customer at work who was a male named Sarah, and another customer (whose family was not American) named Mahboob.

ShartBlasta reply

Pubert. That's it. Pubert Smith.

ItchyWay207 reply

I once met a kid named "WiFi." Yep, you heard that right. I guess their parents wanted them to be constantly connected...to their name!

Lucky-Dentist5407 reply

LaDynasty = I remember many substitute teachers mispronouncing it Lady Nasty.

markydsade reply

V*gina. Pronounced VAJ-ah-na. The mother saw the word in print and thought it was nice.

fulthrottlejazzhands reply

My dad's assistant named her daughter Slanina which essentially means "pig fat" in Romanian. She even pronounced it the same way as the word is pronounced in Romanian: sluh-ni-nuh.

Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back

sorry to hear. My partner had a similar thing (fainted) and after I cleaned her up and she saw some minor remains/evidence I shrugged and said "I've got two kids I've done this hundreds of times changing diapers so... no stress". She was super embarrassed but I just shrugged it off.

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TrashPanda • upvoted 22 items 2 weeks ago

goat_screamPS4 reply

Sleeps with a stinking, rotten ‘blankie’ that never gets washed and is quite possibly the cause of Covid-19.

Jerseyshoore reply

She thinks it’s funny to show me her menstruating blood . In the shower . She will call me to the shower and set up a fake murder scene with this stuff just so I gag and she can laugh at me .

goat_screamPS4 reply

Sleeps with a stinking, rotten ‘blankie’ that never gets washed and is quite possibly the cause of Covid-19.

Jerseyshoore reply

She thinks it’s funny to show me her menstruating blood . In the shower . She will call me to the shower and set up a fake murder scene with this stuff just so I gag and she can laugh at me .

Tiny_Parfait reply

He sometimes eats while in the bathroom taking a s**t. He'll also try to feed me snacks in the bathroom, like if he's made cookies and saw me walk past to go pee. (I only ever eat in the bathroom if I'm having a long soak in the tub.).

Jerico_Hellden reply

Biting my toenails. You read that right. Not her toenails but mine. I don't like it but it doesn't do any harm to me. Then she'll chew on them for hours.

LittleRubberDucky54 reply

Doesn't hold back burps or farts. I'm a full defender on letting it out but it's not so great while having a serious conversation or right after being told someone close to you died. Especially because their farts smell like death.

rfleming88 reply

To take his medication in pill form: He chews up a big piece of food, spits it out in a ball, shoves his medication in it, throws the ball of food back in his mouth and swallows it whole.

kuro-oruk reply

He picks his teeth with the point of a sharp knife. It's not particularly gross, but the thought of metal against teeth makes me cringe so hard, I can't stand it.

uses_facts_badly reply

Sucks her tea bags dry.

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ladymerida reply

A bathtub full of turnips.

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TrashPanda • upvoted 8 items 3 weeks ago

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TrashPanda • submitted 2 new posts 4 months ago

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TrashPanda • commented on a post 1 month ago

“The Carpet Was Just Like Squish Squish Squish”: 30 Wild Things Workers Saw In Clients’ Homes

Seems like he was the one looking for tips lol

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The cute kitten pfp is just a cover up😂

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Uhm I am all the weight and warmth that he needs lol

TrashPanda • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

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Your right....they definitely do not exist 😐

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You just know the comment is good when it has a lot of more up-votes than the original post😂

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Well yes this would make sense, especially in major cities. People in these mega-cities live in a 15-minute city. And if you live more then 1 mile away from fresh produce you are considered to be in a "food desert", so people in these types of areas would not usually need to leave within 5 miles of their and work.

TrashPanda • commented on a post 4 months ago

35 Wholesome Memes To Restore Your Faith In Humanity

I love how the title is about restoring faith in HUMANITY but like 95% of the posts are about adorable animals. This could mean 1 of 2 things. 1. There is no more faith for humanity 2. Adorable animals are the key to being better. Maybe the solution is both of them!

TrashPanda • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Scary Or Unsettling Fact About Yourself Or Someone You Know

One of my close friends has this. It's scary and I am very sorry you have to go through this.

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Beauty In Simplicity: 30 Beautiful Photos By Dimitris Makrygiannakis That May Resonate With You

She's just checking for boogies

TrashPanda • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Have Always Wanted To Ask The Opposite Gender? (Closed)

Listen you moronic brain cell, we women are allowed to do what ever we want with our bodies. We don't dress for you so why would we want you to look. And women think men are attractive too but we have this magical thing called ✨self-control✨ unlike people like yourself who lack sufficient brain power.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Have Always Wanted To Ask The Opposite Gender? (Closed)

Well we have to shave, condition our hair (that alone takes 5 minutes) and honestly the warm water is relaxing and it is nice thinking time.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

Hmm I didn't now about these beliefs care to go into future detail?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

Dude if you feel this way then why'd yu even click on it??

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

I have asked the question many many many times😂 the answer I always get is it is too complicated for our no godly brains to understand

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

I think that if your friend is not supportive of your choices they are not good company to keep

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

In my opinion men are not under women. And to answer your second question, the bible doesn't get its point across word for word. It almost talks in riddles. The bible is trying to get you to perceive it in your own eyes. Because as long as you are following in Jesus's image, you may perceive God in what feels right to you. But in conclusion yes the bible is 100% accurate because even though everyone has different points on it no matter how you perceive it God's message is clear.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

As a Christian I understand everybody has to sin it is just human nature. But what upsets me is not for for someone sinning but for other Christians who comment on it. Here is an example when someone of the LGBT+ community comes to church and a Christian who is not of that community says things like "you shouldn't be here" or "your not following God by doing this." First of all they absolutely should be at church! It is for anyone who wants to follow God! And secondly, Zip it Karen I know you have sinned may times like others. You think people don't notice that you've been divorced twice?! Everybody sins and that's ok as long as you ask God for forgiveness.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You've Always Wanted To Ask Someone From A Different Religion Or Belief?

We are happy that they are getting to be with the lord but, we still are upset because we are going to have to continue our lives without them.

TrashPanda • upvoted 7 items 5 days ago

markydsade reply

V*gina. Pronounced VAJ-ah-na. The mother saw the word in print and thought it was nice.

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

That's a s****y name

Lucky-Dentist5407 reply

LaDynasty = I remember many substitute teachers mispronouncing it Lady Nasty.

fulthrottlejazzhands reply

My dad's assistant named her daughter Slanina which essentially means "pig fat" in Romanian. She even pronounced it the same way as the word is pronounced in Romanian: sluh-ni-nuh.

AliQuots reply

My son played soccer with a kid named Anaconda. We had a customer at work who was a male named Sarah, and another customer (whose family was not American) named Mahboob.

ShartBlasta reply

Pubert. That's it. Pubert Smith.

ItchyWay207 reply

I once met a kid named "WiFi." Yep, you heard that right. I guess their parents wanted them to be constantly connected...to their name!

TrashPanda • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

_CozyLavender_ reply

The guy who tried to jumpscare his family at the Grand Canyon and instead slipped and fell to his death.

Prstty reply

A kid at school whose dad flicked a towel in his face. It got his eye really bad and he had permanent damage. The kid was an up and comer in the local tennis league as well. Really sad.

TrashPanda • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago