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Being in a relationship with someone often means loving them for who they are. That includes all their flaws and weird habits. Nobody is perfect in this regard – both you and your partner likely have traits that drive the other one crazy. And the answers in this thread might just be proof of that.

Not sure if you should get into another fight with your SO over their dirty socks lying on the floor again? Check out these answers, and you'll feel way better about your own nasty habits. Some are maddening, others – hilariously disgusting. And if you have a gross habit of your partner's that drives you crazy, Pandas, share it with us in the comments!

We here at Bored Panda wanted to know more about how weird and distasteful habits can influence relationships. So we reached out to therapist Judith Aronowitz, RN, LCSW, who specializes in relationships. She explained the psychology behind our less-than-pleasant habits and how it can affect romantic relationships. Read her expert insights below!

#1

Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Farts in her sleep, wakes up because of the smell then gets upset and blames me for farting. Been together for 10 years and its still funny.

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Sue User
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the only hilariously disgusting one so far. All the rest are just disgusting.

Katchen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the story Robin Williams tells in Good Will Hunting.

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey I got blamed last night!

Relationship therapist Judith Aronowitz explains why we might sometimes overlook our partner's not-so-pleasant habits. "After a certain amount of time in a relationship, people start to feel more comfortable with each other and a trust starts to develop. The facade of perfection wanes and we start to let the guard down."

"We start to recognize that we can be ourselves in another's presence. This can look different in all couples but it may look like exposing less-than-beautiful habits," the relationship therapist goes on. "There is a safety that develops between people and they allow themselves to be seen warts and all. One may feel comfortable using the toilet in front of the other, maybe burping or passing gas."

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    #2

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Sleeps with a stinking, rotten ‘blankie’ that never gets washed and is quite possibly the cause of Covid-19.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it not "accidentally" fall into the washing machine?

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's like an emotional support blanket, doing that without their knowledge could be a huge breach in trust.

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my bf all new sheets and a comforter, along with new pillows. There was no way I was sleeping in filth. But if you do something like that, make sure you're aware of the situations that got to the point your partner is living in such conditions.

    Alley Childress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-show-me-and-image-of-the-strangest-animal-youve-seen-or-heard-of/

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say humans, but are getting used to their shenanigans.. 🙃

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    Matthew Barabas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it didnt cause covid. but it probably would cause more than a few allergens.

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    #3

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Constantly see his booty crack. But I love the guy. He has no a*s. Makes it hard for belts to stay put.

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him some suspenders. :)

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would sooo rock some suspenders

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    Rick Seiden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family makes fun of me for tucking my shirt in. I always respond with, "You never see my buttcrack, do you? You're welcome!"

    Edda Kamphues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex-husband has the same issue. I dared the kids to put coins down his crack...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancake a$$ runs in my family. It's very hard to keep your pants up when you have no butt. :)

    GlassHalfWay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has a high butt crack (my words haha). He has a nice butt and does wear belts, but always asks me to make sure it doesn't show if we're in public and he has to bend down.

    Irene Bucior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has a flat a*s. Kind of like the muscle goes from his lower back to the back of his knees. No tush whatsoever. It’s a solid piece of muscle. He wears a belt but it doesn’t work very well.

    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same way... I hate suspenders though. I tried to wear them.

    Lyop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! My late boyfriend was like this. My A**sless Wonder!

    Mark Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a skinny guy but I have a cute a*s.

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    Aronowitz says that we choose to overlook these unpleasant things our partners do because we decide that, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. "Mutual respect develops when we are able to understand another's feelings. When we can value and consider the other, especially around opposing viewpoints."

    "When we can accept each other's individuality and unique characteristics, respect develops. We are more likely to overlook small things that our partner does. We may decide it isn't worth bringing up. We can also communicate how we feel and work a problem out."

    The relationship therapist also reminds us that it's the bad habits that we should focus on and not the person. "Ultimately, when we love someone, we recognize them as human and understand that everyone has some annoying or gross habits," Judith Aronowitz explains. "The goal at the end of the day is to accept your partner's habits and focus on the strengths of the person and the relationship."

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    #4

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Biting my toenails. You read that right. Not her toenails but mine. I don't like it but it doesn't do any harm to me. Then she'll chew on them for hours.

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    Jihana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's random. And weird.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probley one of the worst things i have ever read in my entire life and i love reading true crime books 🤢

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how did she introduced the idea to chomp on his toenails... how do you beguin that talk????

    GlassHalfWay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just gonna say...I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yuck

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    Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH. MY. GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #5

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back My boyfriend has allergy issues, and has a runny nose 90% of the time so he always has a tissue with him. It’s not the runny nose that’s gross, it’s the leaving of the snotty wet tissues that’s gross. On the couch. On the table. On the bed. Kitchen counter. Bathroom vanity. Window sill beside the toilet. EVERYWHERE. If I don’t pick them up, the dog will - then I have to pull out a snotty tissue from my dogs slobbery mouth.

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    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day I tell myself how lucky I am to live alone!

    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the other side, this post is making me feel even more gratitude for my partner!

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    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them in his underwear drawer. Put them under his pillow. Inside his socks. If he complains. say that these are more appropriate places than where he leaves them.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am somewhat guilty of this myself. When my allergies hit hard tissues pile up next to me,.but I usually throw them away once I go somewhere else in the house.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he has a persistent runny nose, he should get it checked out. It could actually be coming from his brain cavity. There was a story on here about someone with the condition last week, and it's not the first time I've heard of it, as a remember a lady having an operation to have hers fixed - her grandchildren referred to her as "drippy gran".

    Lori Simpson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fml, I just did an online search about persistent runny noses. I should NOT have searched that.

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one of us has a runny nose I use those paper shopping bags. Everywhere you go without a trash can you take a paper bag. No tissues on my tables thank you.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're sick of picking them up and he won't listen, start getting creative as to where you put them. In his shoes, in his underwear drawer, post some addressed to him at work...

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that most five year olds can manage to learn to do: pick up after themselves. Geez.

    Jessica De Smet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I always tell him to take a plastic bag or little bin with him. It only helps one day… also I can’t stand the sound of him coughing up his flumes. And I’m a nurse. Lol.

    Madster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also a snot monster and I'm pretty sure this would be my SO's response to the question.

    Richienotsorich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to see a doctor. That's not normal!

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    #6

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back When he gets really comfy and into deep sleep he farts up a storm and I think it’s the cutest thing ever. Luckily, there is no smell, just little happy toots and his mumbling conversations. I love him so much.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be happy and so relaxed 😂

    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like you're talking about a dog, lol! "You're just the bestest boy ever! " 🐶

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    Neffla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like one of my dogs, Teddy. He does little toots in his sleep. He doesn't share my bed though (only because the cat does).

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might be gluten intolerance if he's tooting a lot but they don't smell. reduce his bread intake, especially white bread.

    Chelsea McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I don't think anyone's farts will ever be "happy toots".

    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm the reverse by starting to toot a few minutes before waking up 💨💨

    How can partners deal with their SO's nasty habits? Experts say that shaming them publicly (albeit anonymously) is hardly the way. Australian dating and relationship coach Debbie Rivers claims that the first and most important thing is to recognize that your partner might be doing that gross thing not out of spite.

    "They aren't personally directed at you and your partner may not even realize that they are doing it," she claims. “In fact, they may have no idea quite how annoying it is to you." The second step would be to talk about the issue. However, Rivers advises doing so when you're calm and not right after witnessing the gross habit.

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    #7

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He doesn’t brush his teeth everyday. He’s starting to do it more but, I hate to say it, it took a lot of nagging and begging him to be better about it. Sometimes his breath smells so bad but I’m just used to it bc he smokes and cigarette smell doesn’t bug me much. I’ve accepted that this is the one red flag I have to deal with and it’s a work in progress but my habits are slowly rubbing off on him but oml don’t judge me.

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Nup. No thank you. You want kisses? You clean the teeth.

    Porribix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be a sign of neurodivergence as many with ADHD including myself struggle with basic daily tasks due to cognitive disfunction. Its so easy for everyone to judge you negatively for it as well so i'm glad you are supporting him.

    Ellinor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you a lot for saying that. I have both ADHD and depression and it's not easy.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetheart, are you quite sure this is what you want in the long term? Having to nag, bully and beg someone to do what is totally rational? And him not having enough respect for you not to have to beg, bully and nag?

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with a guy like this, I have to roll the windows down in the van when he talks because the whole van smells like rotten food. He is married and has a kid, IDK how his wife puts up with that.

    GlassHalfWay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well eventually he'll lose his teeth, then he'll and have less smelly breath. /s

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of basic self-care is a "no" from me. Besides the smell and appearance issues, it could turn into fairly serious problems later on.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women shouldn't have to be our partner's parents. But for some reason it's what we end up with.

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the complete opposite experience dating. I've been with women with zero financial literacy (one got her car repossessed 6 months before it was paid off because she wouldn't stop buying takeout and clothes the other one had 15k in credit card debt because of clothing 26% APR and minimum payments). A woman who refused to drink water and wondered why they constantly had kidney problems. Women who can't cook or clean for themselves, can't make doctor appointments, didn't know you had to or how to get their car inspected. A woman who drove 30,000 miles before getting an oil change and wondered why she needed a new engine. By in large I agree, men lack adulting skills at a shocking rate but please don't pretend like women are immune from being incompetent as well.

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you smoke also, second hand smoke is worse than smoking yourself. If you stay with him for any length of time you are putting yourself up for lung cancer. An early death.

    Ada Hunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds bad but as someone with lots of mental health issues, brushing my teeth is unfortunately not a habit. i try to chew gum to keep my breath good tho so like

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    #8

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back My ex never cleaned her room and she had guinea pigs and hadn’t clean their cages on a regular basis that it was attracting flies while she just sat there on TikTok, I had cleaned her room my third visit to her because I couldn’t stand it and had to take the guinea pig cage outside and scrape the bottom, wipe it, and let it soak for over an hour.

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    Sunshine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor guinea pigs! That amounts to neglect/animal abuse in my mind.

    Spannidandoolar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were me that'd be a deal breaker, you can be gross and neglectful to yourself but don't inflict it on dependents of any kind.

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting, those poor pigs. If you're not going to care for an animal you shouldn't have one.

    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fly strike can kill Guinea Pigs. The owner should have had them confiscated.

    Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you took the guinea pigs with you to save them!

    kissmychakram
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain skipped the last "cage" in that sentence and gave me a very strange mental image. Glad I reread it!

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal abuse. I would have filmed it then posted it on her TikTok so they can see her lazy abuse. Then RSPCA

    Jackie Lulu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please go and confiscate those poor little creatures!

    KariAdoresHerKats
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is criminal. People like that need to be reported and those poor wee piggies need rehoming

    Ryan Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine wasting your life looking at Tik Tok? How sad that person must be,

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    #9

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back His dog sleeps in bed with him The dog regularly p*sses in said bed. After an uncountable number of bed toppers, comforters and sheets; I'm seriously rethinking this relationship. Edit to add: I'm not a dog hater...or at least I wasn't until this dog. Well I don't actually hate the dog. It could've been trained. But nope. This dog randomly sh*ts in the living room and has such "favorite" p*ssing areas in the house that the wood laminate floors are all ruined. The dog has a doggy door. It can't be put on a leash because it doesn't like collars/leashes. It never gets reprimanded for any bad behavior and regularly goes after anyone even if my BF is right there. Oh and I can't hug or kiss my BF without the dog going off.

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say "lack of training" but at this point it's almost neglect

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No 'almost' about it. The fact of no collar and leash means it's never taken out for walks, for a start.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't deserve pets. This guy sounds like one of them. Reminds me of a guy I knew in college who couldn't put the bong down long enough to walk his dog so his house always smelled of shite.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effluent notwithstanding, you don't want to be in a relationship with someone who won't look after a pet

    Nichole Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't have kids with him.....

    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave this relationship. You will always come second to the dog. Also this animal is not happy living in those conditions.

    Mark Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dog. He should not have a dog

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '"'m seriously rethinking this relationship"... that moment would have happened long go for me. And thinking on it, if he's not willing to train the dog (and willing to live with p**s and s**t in the bed, would he bother changing a kid's diaper when needed? The poor dog also needs care, brushing and training, which he's apparently too fricking lazy to do.

    jean48thompson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog thinks he's the boss - which gives him great anxiety - he "has to keep you all safe, after all". Needs training. Now

    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog needs a diaper at night and a.s.a.p. Use a harness instead of a collar; I mean, there's reason backpacks and purses have straps to go over our shoulders and not around our necks! Think of the collar as the dog's wallet with a tag he/she will use as an ID, should they need it. Potty training a dog isn't difficult and can be done in a weekend if you watch the correct YouTube videos. Dogs, like children, exist better within routine and consistency.

    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel bad for the dog , but also worry all that p**s/ shite will affect OPs health.

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    If you wish to address the annoying behavior or habit with your SO, it matters how you do it. The tone of voice, facial expressions, and, most importantly, what words you use. Rivers recommends avoiding such phrases as "You always do that" and "You never listen." Such verbiage might only trigger defensiveness and will hardly lead to any productive discussions.

    #10

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Doesn't hold back burps or farts. I'm a full defender on letting it out but it's not so great while having a serious conversation or right after being told someone close to you died. Especially because their farts smell like death.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better off out than in! ;-)

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better an empty house than a bad tenant! Mind you, that could be taken two ways in this instance

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    Inside looking out
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A noisy body is hard to put up with. It was for me. My husband and I were separated, I thought we were divorcing. I met a guy. If said guy wasn't belching or farti g he was sucking on his teeth which were still attached to his gums. I felt like his body was about to break out in song. My husband had manners. That little fling of mine saved my marriage. Edit: forgot to mention his smoker's cough. He was the most uncouth person I have had the displeasure of knowing. I think I'm done now.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm defending nervous farters here because? If you've just had an extreme shock? Your body does do weird things, especially if you're prone to panic attacks and have anxiety... I was waiting for an extremely serious police call with news about something and threw up in reaction while my phone was on speaker... I apologised and the amazing, lovely police lady on the other end told me not to apologise for throwing up and was reassuring, asking am I okay now?

    Inside looking out
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen to me. It happened instantly and then I had to turn around and sit on the toilet. I was lucky that I got my pants down in time.

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    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spouse 1: "My grandma died this morning." Spouse 2: (blaaaaarrrrt) "Oh, that's horrible news!" (blaaaaarrrrt) Spouse 2: (Falls dead onto floor from fumes.)

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may be a medical condition behind the lack of control? This sounds like too much 😞

    Fluffy Griffin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm this way. After pregnancy and gal bladder removal I'm ridiculously gassy all the time and often unprepared for what comes out.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they hold back in a crowded public place? Or just let out a vicious bullfrog fart?

    Flopsy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine bringing this guy or gal to a dinner with your boss!

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they always smell bad, a change in diet is in order or it's a medical issue that needs to be checked out.

    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to see a doctor or nurse or dietician and fix their diet.

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    #11

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She's averse to wasting water (particularly flushing the toilet), especially when it's just pee... So she will allow a day's worth of pee to accumulate, only for me to have to flush when I get home from work. I tell her all the time to flush every 3 pees, but I'm apparently the default toilet flusher for #1.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roommate years ago who was in the "If it's brown, flush it down... etc." mindset. We lived in Oregon and it was January and I'm finally like "Ryan, It's been raining for a week. We have a foot of water in the basement. It's OK to flush the damn toilet."

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my current partner flushes everything twice which is a huge waste of water in africa. I have to keep reminding her that pee is mostly water and we can tolerate 2-3 pees before flushing.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me, it hurts my soul to flush just for a bit of wee. But I do grit my teeth and pull after a couple

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samesies. Sharing a house with young kids who do tiny little piddles also means it would be super wasteful. I really don't have a problem with this one at all. Even if you don't live in a drought area, it is still helpful not to overuse water because any water used requires energy to return it to the water cycle.

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    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." No biggie. However, if the smell of pee hits you when you walk in, flush it down for the same reason as the brown. Saving water is one thing, living in a place that smells worse than a litter box is quite another.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great-aunt used to live in a HUGE log cabin out in the Sierra Buttes...very rural. She had solar power, an outdoor shower and outhouse, but she also had an indoor cast iron tub and toilet. Our whole family of my grandmother (her sister), and grandfather, their six children, and their children, including me, went out to visit back in the early 90's. We were allowed to use the toilet, but weren't to flush it ALL day. It was an interesting, and amazing experience. Showering with the squirrels was quite an experience.

    ADZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty standard if you're from a place that experiences droughts.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother does this and it's SO GROSS!

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    #12

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He forcefully gags himself when brushing his teeth to remove phlegm. It’s a shockingly loud gag noise every single tooth brushing.

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    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that, but intentionally. I have unhappy sinuses that always end up draining in the morning and gagging me when I'm trying to brush my teeth because I can't just swallow since my mouth is full of toothpaste.. It's awful.

    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *NOT intentionally, damnit.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife scrubs her tongue with a special thing from India and she makes very loud gag noises that make me gag and almost throw up every time I hear it ... but ... I can live with that because she's my wife for Christ sake. ;)

    Zoey Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm unable to brush my teeth first thing in the morning. My gag reflex is horrid for the first couple hours after getting up making it impossible to properly brush without puking. But it is certainly not intentional.

    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, have him close the door or turn on music when he does it....he is likely making himself feel better and smell better....oh, and be glad that he doesn't chew your toenails!

    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that but not to remove phlegm I just like the feeling and can't help it

    Flopsy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot hear my dad brushing his teeth or I vomit from empathy! I think he does it involuntarily though.

    Jasmijn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stepdad does that. It’s one of many, many reason why I dislike him

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    Of course, it goes the other way round as well: when your partner tells you about what habits of yours they don't like, be willing to listen. When they have noticed your comments and reacted appropriately, acknowledge their effort. Encouragement is important when trying to kick a bad habit, so letting your partner know you notice and support them will let them improve and result in a better relationship.

    #13

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Picks at dandruff while relaxing on the couch. They are huge chunks. Then when he gets up he gives the furniture a hearty sweep with his hand. But yknow that just moves them to the carpet. Can we just… not…pick at the scalp?

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    Lee Banks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read this anymore. I've got some weird things, as does my partner, but nope. There is a limit on gross

    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right! Enough BP for the day!

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    Spannidandoolar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or just get some medicated shampoo?

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... If you get to know someone with ichthyosis, you may catch a pick n' peel session. It can be addicting. What got my scalp to a point where I no longer find peelable dead skin was stopped using sulfate shampoos. My boyfriend caught me picking one day and gave me a weird look. It was embarrassing for sure, but I would do it so often, while reading or watching TV, it became a habit I would do subconsciously.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a serious medical condition that should be checked out.

    Siobhan Gournay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep- I've had psoriasis covering my scalp since I was born 50 years ago. Sounds like one of the conditions it could well be

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably atopic skin or something in the scalp. There are medical lotions for that and it helps with the itching

    Farah Kamal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it but in the toilet on the sink (not too much). if my dandruff gets too bad I js have a shower

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a college roommate that did this. She was constantly digging at her head and leaving it on her bed. I used to vacuum her comforter when she was out. I yelled at her, begged her to stop, and left her notes. But she still did it. A friend ended up sharing a house with her the following year - and apparently she was grossing everyone out there too. I hope she grew up and got some treatment for her scalp!

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm that sounds like an infectious type of dandruff (scalp fungus) rather than just the auto-immune type. Get a coaltar based shampoo. Also, I knew a guy who not only did the above, but ATE the large chunks as well. :-6~~ vomit

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had this problem, turns out it is psoriasis related to type 2 diabetes. Maybe a doctor is needed.

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    #14

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Multiple times I saw my ex pick a booger and flick it off into his room Also, about 3 months after we broke up I was cleaning under my bed and found different pieces of gum stuck to the bottom of my bed frame. (Mind u he’s the only other person to sleep in my bed).

    NaturalSomewhere7117 , Gregg O'Connell/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Sunshine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing him flick boogers you still stayed with him? That would have been the end of the relationship for me--that is gross!

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right, everyone knows you stick them on the bedpost

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    K Tigress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I have a neighbour that like to blow boogers on to our lawn near my bedroom. Its a distinctive sound too. Like when a truck discharges some air. He also tried to retrieve the grossest loogoies from the evil pit of his stomach and huck that near my bedroom.

    Cammy Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it. Pick your nose, pick your bum, now you've got some bubblegum.

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would stay with 99% of these people.

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    #15

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Mixes M&Ms and skittles in a bowl and eats them together. We've been married 25 years and have 2 grown children. When I see her do it makes me question every choice I've ever made.

    senorspanky , AngryJulieMonday/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can't be real. This has to be a fake one because that's an old joke on the web since the '90s.

    Performingyak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she got pranked and liked the combination?

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    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she likes the mixture of tastes? What's the problem?

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a weirdo, but I've actually enjoyed mixes like this. Toss in some Reese's Pieces for safe measure.

    Clover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so much better that the other ones I've read so far.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Interesting.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Now I kinda want to buy some Skittles and peanut M&Ms... Nom Nom Nom!

    Experts also advise to start talking about gross and disgusting habits only when you really can't take it anymore. Psychiatrist and relationship therapist Dion Metzger, MD, told Style Caster that if it only makes you roll your eyes but not gag, maybe it's worth letting go. "Most people overthink this and end up feeling more anxious during their time together rather than enjoying it. Whenever you can, don't make this the focus of your relationship, and try to go with the flow."

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    #16

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Sucks her tea bags dry.

    uses_facts_badly , Toshiyuki IMAI/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird but not necessarily gross

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one brain cell had a dirty thought...I'm sorry, I'll go stand with my nose in the corner...

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this gross? Before I put it in the trash I suck out the sopping water to reduce moisture in the bin.

    Meghna Mohan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross, ummm just gross, also how bitter it must taste 😷

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that bitter, but I like my tea strong and black

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    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i love very strong tea but this is a first... Or should that be thirst? 😉🤣🤣🤣

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!! I once knew someone who was so tight with his money that he did actually re-use teabags... Like each one three or four times. He'd leave them on the edge of the sink and two days later re-use one!!!

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    #17

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He picks his teeth with the point of a sharp knife. It's not particularly gross, but the thought of metal against teeth makes me cringe so hard, I can't stand it.

    kuro-oruk , Néo Rioux/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Jihana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing my father is doing as well.

    Incognito11
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you go to the dentist? Their tools are metal.....

    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    show him how easy it is to use floss plackers

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your teeth not touch your fork while eating, or do you only use plastic utensils?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm same as OP, no metal shall touch the teefs. I instead just use my lips to pull something off the fork or bite the food itself off lol

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand any type of metal rubbing against my teeth! Yes, I've 3 fillings but I mean like... As in the phrase "Chewing Tinfoil"! I once had a KitKat as a child and bit into a tiny piece of tinfoil paper that I hadn't seen to remove... It still makes me cringy wince!!!

    Inside looking out
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a person do this in a restaurant. It was a well-dressed lady. I couldn't look away.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly Napoleon came up with the idea of a round tipped knife (i e butter knife) because he got tired of his soldiers picking their teeth with the pointy ones. Dunno how true that is tho

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the reason, according to the anecdote, that we have blunt knives. Until the seventeenth century, knives meant to have a pointy point; however, Richelieu was so apalled by the habit of a guy picking his teeth with the knife that he ordered and endorsed blunt knives.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. Or I use one of those iPhone simcard ejector tools.

    me myself and i READ BIO AGAIN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something a tough guy in a movie would do lmao. I would be so afraid of stabbing my tongue.

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    #18

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He sometimes eats while in the bathroom taking a s**t. He'll also try to feed me snacks in the bathroom, like if he's made cookies and saw me walk past to go pee. (I only ever eat in the bathroom if I'm having a long soak in the tub.).

    Tiny_Parfait , Julia Julia/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Ephemera Image
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's enough internet for today.

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Pass the barf bag, please.

    Edda Kamphues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a glass of wine allowed, especially in the bath.

    Clover
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat in the bathroom either. Yech!

    Chelsea McKee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathroom air will not go anywhere near my food. I'm sure we've all enjoyed the shower beer or equivalent once or twice but we really should be more self aware. I bought myself a plug in air purifier for the area and clean regularly but am still not satisfied. Now you're trying to feed us with your unwashed dookie hands!

    Craig Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, where exactly does that sink in the photo drain?

    Scotira
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horizontally back into the wall. We have this kind of setup in our home, the part that you can see is the t-trap (? I think is the English word for "Siphon" 😅)

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    Mark Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat while aking a s**t but I have had a mouthful of food and. finished chewing it while I've gone to take a s**t.

    usernameorwhatever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes do that and I didn’t know it was gross 😭 I thought it was normal to eat like a bag of chips while going to the bathroom. I guess I have to stop that habit now

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's efficient. Top off the tank while changing the oil.... ☺

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him on the loo: Oh, I didn't think I had made choc chip cookies.

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    #19

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Clips his nails with his teeth and sets the clippings on different countertops.

    Normal_Control_6428 , Ben Sutherland/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with these people leaving nail clippings, used tissues, and boogers lying around? Are these folks adults or toddlers??

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wants you to make them into a potion

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to bite his nails a little, then scrape them on the (rough) walls to "file them down". In his own apartment? His business. In my apartment? I did not appreciate it and would sooner resort to grabbing a clipper and cutting his nails.

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is wrong with people? Bleck.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to save them for the toe nail lady to chew on

    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people?

    #20

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle, leaving a dent on it.

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    Sunshine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one may be annoying, but at least it's not disgusting.

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This morning, as I was squeezing the toothpaste out, I was thinking, "It's so much easier. You can squeeze from the middle, and it doesn't matter. The tube is flexible, and it's simple to get out the stuff from the bottom." Back when the tubes were metal it was a problem, but now, with plastic tubes, it's simple.

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    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go from the middle. Then move to the end. It's my default mode 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

    Thea Sieling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not unique, I'd take a guess and say at least 75% of people does this....

    ADZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I feel very attacked by this, just like at home after using the tooth paste.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're still using up toothpaste in metal tubes from 50 years ago, it's not an issue at all.

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    Mark Rudolph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's a top squeezer and I'm a bottom squeezer. Our easy solution? His and hers tubes. Then you can do what you want without repercussions.

    cryssH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, so. my ex chewed me out for doing this, one of the short list reasons that he's my ex. If you're going to waste your life arguing about which way the TP hangs, then get dried corncobs.

    TJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohh this annoys me so bad! It was worse when the tubes were metal not plastic!

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    #21

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She thinks it’s funny to show me her menstruating blood . In the shower . She will call me to the shower and set up a fake murder scene with this stuff just so I gag and she can laugh at me .

    Jerseyshoore , HomeAid National Capital Region/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once might be funny, but no more, especially if it makes op gag

    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fake murder scene? That's hilarious! Chill out. She's the one cramping, bloating, and bleeding. She finds the sliver of humor in it and runs with it. She's a keeper! It's all happening in the shower as well, so there's no clean up. She's going to bleed in there regardless, so she might as well have fun. Once she starts doing a fake murder scene in the car or the living room, complain away. Until then, you have an awesome woman.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that she has a sense of humor about that monthly visit. But if it makes him uncomfortable maybe she should quit.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that sounds funny but like, twice a year funny. If he is truly disgusted by it, she shouldn't do it often (if at all). With how all these stories are going, I'm glad to hear this mess stays in a shower lol

    Laura
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this acceptable for anyone to deal with?

    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. Gross but I sort of like this one, sorry 🤣🤣🤣

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    #22

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Bites whole a*s cartoonish chunks out of cheese we have in the fridge, I think it's funny af and we laugh about it but she's actually a rat.

    Suicide_Egg , Joel Kramer/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might do it once for a laugh, but not regularly

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and kid dont eat cheese so i can do this and not one person will know, need cheese now 🤤

    Catharina Geerts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live alone, but I prefer to cut off a slice or an irregular peace, to knibble on (and eat that, of course. Not leaving even crumbs).

    #23

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She wears daily wear contacts. She will take them out, and leave them in random places instead of throwing them in the trash. They are a pain to clean because when they dry up, they are hard to peel off of whatever surface they are on (bathroom/kitchen sink countertops, wooden desktop, wooden filing cabinet, wooden nightstand, hardwood floors, etc.).

    MxteryMatters , Nataliya Vaitkevich/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    August West
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clean my vacation rental and this is an incredibly common thing to find

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a post around here where a lady would through them behind the bed? Making a mound of them..

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking notes because I think I can use this information for the perpetration of... evil...

    Catharina Geerts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that contacts will stick to things, would never have thought that. Also, I didn't know they exist for using one day only. Isn't that incredibly expensive? Not me, but my sister has contacts, They are for much longer use. She always cleans them very carefully and has special holders to keep them in at night. Also with a special fluid, if I'm not mistaken.

    Richienotsorich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a contact lens dries up its like a piece of glass. You can easily cut yourself on them.

    #24

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He doesn't use a napkin. Like never. Not even if he is eating pizza or burguer with his bare hands. He will simply rub one hand with the other once he's finished. Then he will proceed to use those dirty hands to either pet our dog or use the keyboard on the pc.

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the opposite problem: I use a *ton* of napkins no matter what I eat! I don't know how people don't do that.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child, I would just use my shirt or pants. Keyword: Child

    Antoinette the Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BF has an affinity to paper, so napkins are a struggle. I give him cloth napkins.

    Ryan Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are disgusting and clueless.

    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only red flag I would need.

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my current partner is even grosser, she eats stew with her hands like she's from India or north africa or something (she's not!) ... and then has these messy hands and shirts. Soooo gross.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, maybe he needs to do the thing with glitter that they demonstrate to kindergarten children

    #25

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back To take his medication in pill form: He chews up a big piece of food, spits it out in a ball, shoves his medication in it, throws the ball of food back in his mouth and swallows it whole.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he ever heard of taking pills with water?

    TheElderNom
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if that isn't possible, with yoghurt or jam? Way less gross than regurgitated food.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a dog, I'm confused. IT'S IN THE FOOD?? AM I BEING TRICKED AGAIN!?

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, seems a bit yucky, but some people do struggle with tablets, so if this way works for him...

    Anna Ekberg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is different, I have given medication to patients with liquids, creams, solid food you name it. Depends on the medication and the person, although this sounds weird i guess it works for him.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad buries his pills in a spoonful of yogurt

    Zoey Bear
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a treat and tell him he's a good boy. 🐶

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to care for a 102 year old lady, she could only swallow her tablets on a spoonful of lime jam. Working with people with learning disabilities, adding tablets etc to food was standard practice to get them to safely swallow them. Obviously, we weren’t allowed to hide tablets in food, so they used to be added almost like a garnish!

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    #26

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He puts his toothbrush upside down in the holder. He's a monster. But I love him.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less fecal particle exposure?

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and more dipping into stale water possibly infested with black algae.

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    Neffla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him one of those UV light toothbrush steriliser things

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy cheap plastic covers for toothbrush heads. Just quickly looked it up on Amazon and it's £1.99 for a pack of 5.

    Inside looking out
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my toothbrush, not in the bathroom

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothbrush head thingies are great and you get a pack of 5 for 1 euro in penneys

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    #27

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Leaves used q tips everywhere! His ears are the cleanest I've ever seen but still can't stand finding them in random spots days later.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audi steals used Q-tips out of the trash. He only ever steals the naughty ones, though. He'll whip them into shape and leave them on the bathroom floor.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not read warnings on packaging? It literally says on the Q-tip box not to stick in the ears.

    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat discovered qtips so I am finding them everywhere

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    #28

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back He sometimes does not wipe his a*s after he s**ts. He says he can tell if it’s a messy one or a clean one. One time I caught him in the act and told him straight up he needed to wipe rn and prove it to me that it was clean. Y’all. He was right. It was spotless. I thought he didn’t wipe hard on purpose and I made him let me do it. Clean still. I still don’t approve.

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    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a living, breathing red flag. OP wiped he @$$ as if he were a child. If your relationship gets to that point that you can't trust your partner's word about their own hygiene, you need to see yourself out.

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww. Wt actual Fuuuu... Why??? You made him let you wipe.....??? So basically forced him to let you dig around in his personal canyon. That's gotta be a crime.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do? Watch him s**t? AND THEN proceeded to wipe his a*s? I love my SO but I do not want to see her fecal matter and I don't want her to see mine lol

    Austin L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try that with a wet wipe and tell me it's clean, some things you can't unsee. Thank you Louisa from my Army days for "enlightening" me on that one.

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does an image of Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting come to mind?

    TJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wipe.every.time! Just cause you can feel if you snapped it off clean, still wipe! There could be dregs!

    respulero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When s**t has the correct consistency, a**s will stay clean in the outside. Animals dont clean their a*s and they can be dirty sometimes, but its not common in healthy ones

    respulero
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know when It is a clean one, but I wipe anyway. just in case

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needed to wipe rn to prove it was clean, he wiped his own @ss

    Neffla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also "I thought he didn't wipe hard on purpose and I made him let me do it". Now I'm off to vomit..!

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    #29

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She grabs my belly fat and wobbles it, saying that it's cute and she doesn't care, but I still think it's her asian way of low-key fat shaming me.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not wrong, except on the 'low-key' thing. It's not 'low-key'; it's you being charitable towards your SO.

    Austin L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whether it's meant to be mean or not is up in the air, but it's definitely not low-key.

    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... you *could* just tell her to stop because it doesn't make you feel good and see where the conversation and/or her actions go from there.

    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm....if you had the belly fat when you first got together and she did that then and still does it now, she may just like it...fat feels good and jiggly and comorting to a lot of people...if you were thinner when you go together or she also is vocal about your diet, exercise, and general health, it's probably passive-aggressive fat-shaming...

    Ace
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    1 year ago

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    Not sure what her being Asian has to do with it, but maybe you should take the hint?

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Asian cultures don't see even a healthy weight as OK, being overweight is a big no no. I lived with a Korean woman for a few years, she was very thin and in the gym 6 days a week so she was in better shape than me. Her mother visited a few times while I lived there and would tell her "you're turning into a fat American" and that her graduating from Brown University was just OK, apparently that was not a good enough Ivy League school. Asian cultures don't hold back for the sake of someone's feelings, they'll tell you how it is. TBF if I lost half my family fleeing North Korea, I wouldn't be a ball of sunshine either.

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago

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    hmm ... maybe lose it then. I'd suggest cutting out anything with sugar, ie candy, spreads, and american breads.

    #30

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Mine hacks and spits into the garbage can by the laundry. I don't always get a bag into the can because it's supposed to be just for lint or paper trash. He misses a lot and the wall next to it shows.  Or he spits into the toilet and again misses.  Why. Why does he have to spit? I told him either spit outside or spit into toilet paper. I've shown him the wall, it's so gross. I no sooner get it clean and it's gross again.  Oh and he leaves his used dental picks on his desk. His garbage can is right there! His office, I leave to him. I may make him clean the spit wall next time.  But he does do laundry and the dishes, so that's something. .

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm no that is disgusting as f**k. I'd do a sex strike till he stops.

    FatKidShakeDown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop suggesting this, it makes us all look like we weaponize sex. F u ck's sake! However, the disrespect in this situation is disgusting b ullshi t

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guy once told me it's unhealthy to swallow your own saliva so that's why he spit everywhere. SALIVA STARTS THE DIGESTIVE PROCESS YOU DAMN LLAMA

    Ember
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a deal breaker for me. Spitting is so disgusting, I simply couldn’t abide that kind of behaviour and would have to get rid of any partner that didn’t respect me enough to stop.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could cope with farting and nose picking and eating in the toilet. But not spitting. Absolutely not. (Unless you just had a bug fly into your mouth obviously)

    TJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him clean up hardened sprogs!

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people??

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spitting is a juvenile habit and a bad one at that.

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    #31

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Nearly dying from choking on stringy cheese every time she eats a mozzarella stick. She never learns.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't gross, it happens. It's part of the process of eating delicious mozzarella sticks, worth it.

    KDav
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on topic AT ALL, but I'd like to recommend eating mozzarella sticks with salsa instead of marinara. Trust me, this will take you to the next level of delicious.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of the experience. Just like brainfreeze.

    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald’s frappes & frozen cokes etc give you the worst brain breezes, so painful

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    #32

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Clean his a*s in the sink after a poop! Mind you, I bought a bidet attachment that he just needs to get the plumber to connect!

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    Wax0nWax0ff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he do in public bathrooms?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him to just wet the paper under the tap, then use the damp paper to wipe. That will work just as well without getting poop in the basin. For those who think this is unreasonable, no. Guys have hairy asses and it takes dozens of wipes to clean.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet paper will dissolve. Coconut oil works well. Keep a jar of it in the bathroom.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he cleans the sink after

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that does this but holds his a*s over the shower. Not as bad I guess but I questioned if he'd ever had to waffle stomp some brown down the drain...

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gross, and you bought a bidet already, lucky him, I'd be hooking that thing up quickly.

    #33

    Digs his finger in his nose multiple times to find boogers and eats them - cleaning out under his nails with his tongue.

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, booger eating would be a definite deal-breaker

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually eating your boogers is good for your immune system. Don't know all the details but there is something in your boogers that boost your immune system. There was a post I want to say last year here on BP about that. I know eating boogers sound gross.

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

    KariAdoresHerKats
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My god that's just plain disgusting. 🤢🤮

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a classmate that would openly do this in class. We would all just stare at him, he would make eye contact and munch away.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be clear ... digging boogers out - no one has a problem with that! But eating???

    #34

    My wife always vomits with force. It's never just "Blehgh" and a puddle on the floor. Exorcism s**t, *every* time. Last time she did it while laying on my side of the bed, and hit the far wall, the dresser, clean laundry, and the lion's share in our toy box. Took three trips to clean up all the puke because I had to step out to stop feeling sick from the smell. A very close second would be the time she had the flu and s**t herself in the tub, only losing because I was able to just hose it all away. The puke required *elbow grease*.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasty, yeah, but if your wife is vomitting so much is she seriously ill? Priorities?

    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common thing with migraines. I usually get about 20 seconds warning before upchuck, so I need to get to the pan immediately. The muscles used for vomiting (and childbirth) are the same, so pooping at the same time is frequent.

    Matthew Barabas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you might wanna find out why shes vomiting.

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People puke, OP never mentioned it happens frequently.

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    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can't control that, so not her fault. I suffer the same issue, so I always dread getting sick on anything that messes with, y stomach, it feels like I'm turning inside out. I fer I'll pop a blood vessel, it is horrific. OTH, not sure if related or not, but I'm impossible to gross out. I can clean up any mess, no matter how sick or discussing, without batting an eye. Serves me well, because I can clean up, y own sick with no issues watsoever (wife says it is quite a disturbing sight).

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too :( I have a stomach bug right now and the whole house knows it. If I try to be quiet I choke.

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    Becca not Becky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Projectile vomiting is a sign of various medical problems. If she's vomiting for no apparent reason, that's another sign. Get her to a doctor

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she's doing it on purpose or because she doesn't care.

    Susan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wait, nobody commented on the casual phrase "in our toy box"

    Francine Oglethorpe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you, I was like...wait....huh? My first thought was like a regular toy box...and then I questioned if it was like an adult toy box...

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    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried putting a crucifix above the bedroom door so she has to pass below it before entering into the bedroom? That might help prevent the next case :)

    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you s**t yourself with the flu?

    Fluffy Griffin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally your poo is very watery when you have the flu, and when you vomit with force it's violently expelled.

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she have a medical problem? Seems like a lot of puking and hershey-squirts

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    #35

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back Watches pimple popping videos.

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    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too. The videos have millions of views somethimes so we're obviously not the only ones.

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    IsaMendes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackheads ones are the best

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds so gross to me. Just thinking about it wants me to gag.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like watching them because on the big nasty ones, you can see the relief and happiness the patient gets after it's gone. 👍

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting so I am now criticizing them, as "You know you're not going to get it with just the needle, you are going to have to squeeze. Why did you needle those, they weren't anything, and now you got blood all over..."

    #36

    Bites his toenails. I'm not sure whether he eats the findings or not. I don't want to know. But I cut my toenails maybe once every 6 months so we're at an impasse in regards to our toenail situations.

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    IsaMendes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 months? How slow do your toenails grow?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend that would do this. She would start out with nail clippers and I guess if she didn't get a nail correctly, then toe would go right into mouth.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex did not bite his toenails, but he could have - what he DID do was occasionally sniff his own feet. And not only after they had been washed. Then he'd stick his foot into my face. But I always refused to smell them - yuck!

    Blue Morpho Butterfly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you're... still with him?! thats totally vile imo

    #37

    Eat hard uncooked ramen packs like they’re goddamned rice crispy treats every day for lunch. He can get lunch if he wants to, he just doesn’t and I don’t get it.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they even sell some noodles that are designed to be eaten this way at least in some countries?

    Like It Is
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called it “crunch ramen”

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a trend back in the 80's when I was in grade school. Nearly every single person in my class brought it for lunch. I thought it was gross, but I was the minority.

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't weird. It's not like eating dry pasta, instant ramen noodles are fried so it's more like eating crisps (chips for you Americans). Lots of Asians do this too.

    edward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mami brand shrimp flavor ramen noodle cakes are my go-to in the need to eat lunch, don't care department. Bonus is that when I do cook them I have extra spice packets so they're extra delicious.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in school, I was make it to where it was not quite done so it was a little tough still. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat the leftover bits left in the package while cooking the rest. There's cook books out there that suggest crunching up the noodles and using them as salad toppings 😁

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    #38

    Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back She poops herself all the time. But she's had a stroke, so i don't mind at all.

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    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry to hear. My partner had a similar thing (fainted) and after I cleaned her up and she saw some minor remains/evidence I shrugged and said "I've got two kids I've done this hundreds of times changing diapers so... no stress". She was super embarrassed but I just shrugged it off.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude...have some respect, this one can't be helped...

    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with you?!