Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don’t Hold Back
Interview With ExpertBeing in a relationship with someone often means loving them for who they are. That includes all their flaws and weird habits. Nobody is perfect in this regard – both you and your partner likely have traits that drive the other one crazy. And the answers in this thread might just be proof of that.
Not sure if you should get into another fight with your SO over their dirty socks lying on the floor again? Check out these answers, and you'll feel way better about your own nasty habits. Some are maddening, others – hilariously disgusting. And if you have a gross habit of your partner's that drives you crazy, Pandas, share it with us in the comments!
We here at Bored Panda wanted to know more about how weird and distasteful habits can influence relationships. So we reached out to therapist Judith Aronowitz, RN, LCSW, who specializes in relationships. She explained the psychology behind our less-than-pleasant habits and how it can affect romantic relationships. Read her expert insights below!
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Farts in her sleep, wakes up because of the smell then gets upset and blames me for farting. Been together for 10 years and its still funny.
Relationship therapist Judith Aronowitz explains why we might sometimes overlook our partner's not-so-pleasant habits. "After a certain amount of time in a relationship, people start to feel more comfortable with each other and a trust starts to develop. The facade of perfection wanes and we start to let the guard down."
"We start to recognize that we can be ourselves in another's presence. This can look different in all couples but it may look like exposing less-than-beautiful habits," the relationship therapist goes on. "There is a safety that develops between people and they allow themselves to be seen warts and all. One may feel comfortable using the toilet in front of the other, maybe burping or passing gas."
Sleeps with a stinking, rotten ‘blankie’ that never gets washed and is quite possibly the cause of Covid-19.
If it's like an emotional support blanket, doing that without their knowledge could be a huge breach in trust.
Load More Replies...I bought my bf all new sheets and a comforter, along with new pillows. There was no way I was sleeping in filth. But if you do something like that, make sure you're aware of the situations that got to the point your partner is living in such conditions.
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I would say humans, but are getting used to their shenanigans.. 🙃
Load More Replies...it didnt cause covid. but it probably would cause more than a few allergens.
Constantly see his booty crack. But I love the guy. He has no a*s. Makes it hard for belts to stay put.
My family makes fun of me for tucking my shirt in. I always respond with, "You never see my buttcrack, do you? You're welcome!"
Ex-husband has the same issue. I dared the kids to put coins down his crack...
Pancake a$$ runs in my family. It's very hard to keep your pants up when you have no butt. :)
My husband has a high butt crack (my words haha). He has a nice butt and does wear belts, but always asks me to make sure it doesn't show if we're in public and he has to bend down.
My husband has a flat a*s. Kind of like the muscle goes from his lower back to the back of his knees. No tush whatsoever. It’s a solid piece of muscle. He wears a belt but it doesn’t work very well.
I'm the same way... I hate suspenders though. I tried to wear them.
Aronowitz says that we choose to overlook these unpleasant things our partners do because we decide that, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. "Mutual respect develops when we are able to understand another's feelings. When we can value and consider the other, especially around opposing viewpoints."
"When we can accept each other's individuality and unique characteristics, respect develops. We are more likely to overlook small things that our partner does. We may decide it isn't worth bringing up. We can also communicate how we feel and work a problem out."
The relationship therapist also reminds us that it's the bad habits that we should focus on and not the person. "Ultimately, when we love someone, we recognize them as human and understand that everyone has some annoying or gross habits," Judith Aronowitz explains. "The goal at the end of the day is to accept your partner's habits and focus on the strengths of the person and the relationship."
Biting my toenails. You read that right. Not her toenails but mine. I don't like it but it doesn't do any harm to me. Then she'll chew on them for hours.
This is probley one of the worst things i have ever read in my entire life and i love reading true crime books 🤢
I wonder how did she introduced the idea to chomp on his toenails... how do you beguin that talk????
I was just gonna say...I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yuck
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My boyfriend has allergy issues, and has a runny nose 90% of the time so he always has a tissue with him. It’s not the runny nose that’s gross, it’s the leaving of the snotty wet tissues that’s gross. On the couch. On the table. On the bed. Kitchen counter. Bathroom vanity. Window sill beside the toilet. EVERYWHERE. If I don’t pick them up, the dog will - then I have to pull out a snotty tissue from my dogs slobbery mouth.
And on the other side, this post is making me feel even more gratitude for my partner!
Load More Replies...Put them in his underwear drawer. Put them under his pillow. Inside his socks. If he complains. say that these are more appropriate places than where he leaves them.
I am somewhat guilty of this myself. When my allergies hit hard tissues pile up next to me,.but I usually throw them away once I go somewhere else in the house.
If he has a persistent runny nose, he should get it checked out. It could actually be coming from his brain cavity. There was a story on here about someone with the condition last week, and it's not the first time I've heard of it, as a remember a lady having an operation to have hers fixed - her grandchildren referred to her as "drippy gran".
Fml, I just did an online search about persistent runny noses. I should NOT have searched that.
Load More Replies...If one of us has a runny nose I use those paper shopping bags. Everywhere you go without a trash can you take a paper bag. No tissues on my tables thank you.
If you're sick of picking them up and he won't listen, start getting creative as to where you put them. In his shoes, in his underwear drawer, post some addressed to him at work...
This! I always tell him to take a plastic bag or little bin with him. It only helps one day… also I can’t stand the sound of him coughing up his flumes. And I’m a nurse. Lol.
When he gets really comfy and into deep sleep he farts up a storm and I think it’s the cutest thing ever. Luckily, there is no smell, just little happy toots and his mumbling conversations. I love him so much.
You sound like you're talking about a dog, lol! "You're just the bestest boy ever! " 🐶
Load More Replies...might be gluten intolerance if he's tooting a lot but they don't smell. reduce his bread intake, especially white bread.
Apparently I'm the reverse by starting to toot a few minutes before waking up 💨💨
How can partners deal with their SO's nasty habits? Experts say that shaming them publicly (albeit anonymously) is hardly the way. Australian dating and relationship coach Debbie Rivers claims that the first and most important thing is to recognize that your partner might be doing that gross thing not out of spite.
"They aren't personally directed at you and your partner may not even realize that they are doing it," she claims. “In fact, they may have no idea quite how annoying it is to you." The second step would be to talk about the issue. However, Rivers advises doing so when you're calm and not right after witnessing the gross habit.
He doesn’t brush his teeth everyday. He’s starting to do it more but, I hate to say it, it took a lot of nagging and begging him to be better about it. Sometimes his breath smells so bad but I’m just used to it bc he smokes and cigarette smell doesn’t bug me much. I’ve accepted that this is the one red flag I have to deal with and it’s a work in progress but my habits are slowly rubbing off on him but oml don’t judge me.
Could be a sign of neurodivergence as many with ADHD including myself struggle with basic daily tasks due to cognitive disfunction. Its so easy for everyone to judge you negatively for it as well so i'm glad you are supporting him.
Thank you a lot for saying that. I have both ADHD and depression and it's not easy.
Load More Replies...Well eventually he'll lose his teeth, then he'll and have less smelly breath. /s
Women shouldn't have to be our partner's parents. But for some reason it's what we end up with.
I've had the complete opposite experience dating. I've been with women with zero financial literacy (one got her car repossessed 6 months before it was paid off because she wouldn't stop buying takeout and clothes the other one had 15k in credit card debt because of clothing 26% APR and minimum payments). A woman who refused to drink water and wondered why they constantly had kidney problems. Women who can't cook or clean for themselves, can't make doctor appointments, didn't know you had to or how to get their car inspected. A woman who drove 30,000 miles before getting an oil change and wondered why she needed a new engine. By in large I agree, men lack adulting skills at a shocking rate but please don't pretend like women are immune from being incompetent as well.
Load More Replies...Unless you smoke also, second hand smoke is worse than smoking yourself. If you stay with him for any length of time you are putting yourself up for lung cancer. An early death.
sounds bad but as someone with lots of mental health issues, brushing my teeth is unfortunately not a habit. i try to chew gum to keep my breath good tho so like
My ex never cleaned her room and she had guinea pigs and hadn’t clean their cages on a regular basis that it was attracting flies while she just sat there on TikTok, I had cleaned her room my third visit to her because I couldn’t stand it and had to take the guinea pig cage outside and scrape the bottom, wipe it, and let it soak for over an hour.
If that were me that'd be a deal breaker, you can be gross and neglectful to yourself but don't inflict it on dependents of any kind.
That's disgusting, those poor pigs. If you're not going to care for an animal you shouldn't have one.
My brain skipped the last "cage" in that sentence and gave me a very strange mental image. Glad I reread it!
Animal abuse. I would have filmed it then posted it on her TikTok so they can see her lazy abuse. Then RSPCA
This is criminal. People like that need to be reported and those poor wee piggies need rehoming
Can you imagine wasting your life looking at Tik Tok? How sad that person must be,
His dog sleeps in bed with him The dog regularly p*sses in said bed. After an uncountable number of bed toppers, comforters and sheets; I'm seriously rethinking this relationship. Edit to add: I'm not a dog hater...or at least I wasn't until this dog. Well I don't actually hate the dog. It could've been trained. But nope. This dog randomly sh*ts in the living room and has such "favorite" p*ssing areas in the house that the wood laminate floors are all ruined. The dog has a doggy door. It can't be put on a leash because it doesn't like collars/leashes. It never gets reprimanded for any bad behavior and regularly goes after anyone even if my BF is right there. Oh and I can't hug or kiss my BF without the dog going off.
I was going to say "lack of training" but at this point it's almost neglect
No 'almost' about it. The fact of no collar and leash means it's never taken out for walks, for a start.
Load More Replies...Some people don't deserve pets. This guy sounds like one of them. Reminds me of a guy I knew in college who couldn't put the bong down long enough to walk his dog so his house always smelled of shite.
Effluent notwithstanding, you don't want to be in a relationship with someone who won't look after a pet
Leave this relationship. You will always come second to the dog. Also this animal is not happy living in those conditions.
'"'m seriously rethinking this relationship"... that moment would have happened long go for me. And thinking on it, if he's not willing to train the dog (and willing to live with p**s and s**t in the bed, would he bother changing a kid's diaper when needed? The poor dog also needs care, brushing and training, which he's apparently too fricking lazy to do.
Dog thinks he's the boss - which gives him great anxiety - he "has to keep you all safe, after all". Needs training. Now
The dog needs a diaper at night and a.s.a.p. Use a harness instead of a collar; I mean, there's reason backpacks and purses have straps to go over our shoulders and not around our necks! Think of the collar as the dog's wallet with a tag he/she will use as an ID, should they need it. Potty training a dog isn't difficult and can be done in a weekend if you watch the correct YouTube videos. Dogs, like children, exist better within routine and consistency.
If you wish to address the annoying behavior or habit with your SO, it matters how you do it. The tone of voice, facial expressions, and, most importantly, what words you use. Rivers recommends avoiding such phrases as "You always do that" and "You never listen." Such verbiage might only trigger defensiveness and will hardly lead to any productive discussions.
Doesn't hold back burps or farts. I'm a full defender on letting it out but it's not so great while having a serious conversation or right after being told someone close to you died. Especially because their farts smell like death.
Better an empty house than a bad tenant! Mind you, that could be taken two ways in this instance
Load More Replies...A noisy body is hard to put up with. It was for me. My husband and I were separated, I thought we were divorcing. I met a guy. If said guy wasn't belching or farti g he was sucking on his teeth which were still attached to his gums. I felt like his body was about to break out in song. My husband had manners. That little fling of mine saved my marriage. Edit: forgot to mention his smoker's cough. He was the most uncouth person I have had the displeasure of knowing. I think I'm done now.
I'm defending nervous farters here because? If you've just had an extreme shock? Your body does do weird things, especially if you're prone to panic attacks and have anxiety... I was waiting for an extremely serious police call with news about something and threw up in reaction while my phone was on speaker... I apologised and the amazing, lovely police lady on the other end told me not to apologise for throwing up and was reassuring, asking am I okay now?
I've had this happen to me. It happened instantly and then I had to turn around and sit on the toilet. I was lucky that I got my pants down in time.
Load More Replies...Spouse 1: "My grandma died this morning." Spouse 2: (blaaaaarrrrt) "Oh, that's horrible news!" (blaaaaarrrrt) Spouse 2: (Falls dead onto floor from fumes.)
There may be a medical condition behind the lack of control? This sounds like too much 😞
I'm this way. After pregnancy and gal bladder removal I'm ridiculously gassy all the time and often unprepared for what comes out.
Do they hold back in a crowded public place? Or just let out a vicious bullfrog fart?
She's averse to wasting water (particularly flushing the toilet), especially when it's just pee... So she will allow a day's worth of pee to accumulate, only for me to have to flush when I get home from work. I tell her all the time to flush every 3 pees, but I'm apparently the default toilet flusher for #1.
I had a roommate years ago who was in the "If it's brown, flush it down... etc." mindset. We lived in Oregon and it was January and I'm finally like "Ryan, It's been raining for a week. We have a foot of water in the basement. It's OK to flush the damn toilet."
my current partner flushes everything twice which is a huge waste of water in africa. I have to keep reminding her that pee is mostly water and we can tolerate 2-3 pees before flushing.
This is me, it hurts my soul to flush just for a bit of wee. But I do grit my teeth and pull after a couple
Samesies. Sharing a house with young kids who do tiny little piddles also means it would be super wasteful. I really don't have a problem with this one at all. Even if you don't live in a drought area, it is still helpful not to overuse water because any water used requires energy to return it to the water cycle.
Load More Replies..."If it's yellow, keep it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." No biggie. However, if the smell of pee hits you when you walk in, flush it down for the same reason as the brown. Saving water is one thing, living in a place that smells worse than a litter box is quite another.
My great-aunt used to live in a HUGE log cabin out in the Sierra Buttes...very rural. She had solar power, an outdoor shower and outhouse, but she also had an indoor cast iron tub and toilet. Our whole family of my grandmother (her sister), and grandfather, their six children, and their children, including me, went out to visit back in the early 90's. We were allowed to use the toilet, but weren't to flush it ALL day. It was an interesting, and amazing experience. Showering with the squirrels was quite an experience.
He forcefully gags himself when brushing his teeth to remove phlegm. It’s a shockingly loud gag noise every single tooth brushing.
I do that, but intentionally. I have unhappy sinuses that always end up draining in the morning and gagging me when I'm trying to brush my teeth because I can't just swallow since my mouth is full of toothpaste.. It's awful.
well, have him close the door or turn on music when he does it....he is likely making himself feel better and smell better....oh, and be glad that he doesn't chew your toenails!
I do that but not to remove phlegm I just like the feeling and can't help it
Of course, it goes the other way round as well: when your partner tells you about what habits of yours they don't like, be willing to listen. When they have noticed your comments and reacted appropriately, acknowledge their effort. Encouragement is important when trying to kick a bad habit, so letting your partner know you notice and support them will let them improve and result in a better relationship.
Picks at dandruff while relaxing on the couch. They are huge chunks. Then when he gets up he gives the furniture a hearty sweep with his hand. But yknow that just moves them to the carpet.
Can we just… not…pick at the scalp?
I can't read this anymore. I've got some weird things, as does my partner, but nope. There is a limit on gross
.... If you get to know someone with ichthyosis, you may catch a pick n' peel session. It can be addicting. What got my scalp to a point where I no longer find peelable dead skin was stopped using sulfate shampoos. My boyfriend caught me picking one day and gave me a weird look. It was embarrassing for sure, but I would do it so often, while reading or watching TV, it became a habit I would do subconsciously.
That sounds like a serious medical condition that should be checked out.
Yep- I've had psoriasis covering my scalp since I was born 50 years ago. Sounds like one of the conditions it could well be
Load More Replies...Probably atopic skin or something in the scalp. There are medical lotions for that and it helps with the itching
I do it but in the toilet on the sink (not too much). if my dandruff gets too bad I js have a shower
I had a college roommate that did this. She was constantly digging at her head and leaving it on her bed. I used to vacuum her comforter when she was out. I yelled at her, begged her to stop, and left her notes. But she still did it. A friend ended up sharing a house with her the following year - and apparently she was grossing everyone out there too. I hope she grew up and got some treatment for her scalp!
hmm that sounds like an infectious type of dandruff (scalp fungus) rather than just the auto-immune type. Get a coaltar based shampoo. Also, I knew a guy who not only did the above, but ATE the large chunks as well. :-6~~ vomit
I thought I had this problem, turns out it is psoriasis related to type 2 diabetes. Maybe a doctor is needed.
Multiple times I saw my ex pick a booger and flick it off into his room Also, about 3 months after we broke up I was cleaning under my bed and found different pieces of gum stuck to the bottom of my bed frame. (Mind u he’s the only other person to sleep in my bed).
After seeing him flick boogers you still stayed with him? That would have been the end of the relationship for me--that is gross!
Yeah right, everyone knows you stick them on the bedpost
Load More Replies...Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it. Pick your nose, pick your bum, now you've got some bubblegum.
Mixes M&Ms and skittles in a bowl and eats them together.
We've been married 25 years and have 2 grown children. When I see her do it makes me question every choice I've ever made.
That can't be real. This has to be a fake one because that's an old joke on the web since the '90s.
Maybe she got pranked and liked the combination?
Load More Replies...I am a weirdo, but I've actually enjoyed mixes like this. Toss in some Reese's Pieces for safe measure.
... Now I kinda want to buy some Skittles and peanut M&Ms... Nom Nom Nom!
Experts also advise to start talking about gross and disgusting habits only when you really can't take it anymore. Psychiatrist and relationship therapist Dion Metzger, MD, told Style Caster that if it only makes you roll your eyes but not gag, maybe it's worth letting go. "Most people overthink this and end up feeling more anxious during their time together rather than enjoying it. Whenever you can, don't make this the focus of your relationship, and try to go with the flow."
Sucks her tea bags dry.
My one brain cell had a dirty thought...I'm sorry, I'll go stand with my nose in the corner...
Load More Replies...Well i love very strong tea but this is a first... Or should that be thirst? 😉🤣🤣🤣
Omg!!! I once knew someone who was so tight with his money that he did actually re-use teabags... Like each one three or four times. He'd leave them on the edge of the sink and two days later re-use one!!!
He picks his teeth with the point of a sharp knife. It's not particularly gross, but the thought of metal against teeth makes me cringe so hard, I can't stand it.
Do your teeth not touch your fork while eating, or do you only use plastic utensils?
I'm same as OP, no metal shall touch the teefs. I instead just use my lips to pull something off the fork or bite the food itself off lol
Load More Replies...I can't stand any type of metal rubbing against my teeth! Yes, I've 3 fillings but I mean like... As in the phrase "Chewing Tinfoil"! I once had a KitKat as a child and bit into a tiny piece of tinfoil paper that I hadn't seen to remove... It still makes me cringy wince!!!
I've seen a person do this in a restaurant. It was a well-dressed lady. I couldn't look away.
Supposedly Napoleon came up with the idea of a round tipped knife (i e butter knife) because he got tired of his soldiers picking their teeth with the pointy ones. Dunno how true that is tho
This was the reason, according to the anecdote, that we have blunt knives. Until the seventeenth century, knives meant to have a pointy point; however, Richelieu was so apalled by the habit of a guy picking his teeth with the knife that he ordered and endorsed blunt knives.
sounds like something a tough guy in a movie would do lmao. I would be so afraid of stabbing my tongue.
He sometimes eats while in the bathroom taking a s**t. He'll also try to feed me snacks in the bathroom, like if he's made cookies and saw me walk past to go pee. (I only ever eat in the bathroom if I'm having a long soak in the tub.).
Bathroom air will not go anywhere near my food. I'm sure we've all enjoyed the shower beer or equivalent once or twice but we really should be more self aware. I bought myself a plug in air purifier for the area and clean regularly but am still not satisfied. Now you're trying to feed us with your unwashed dookie hands!
Horizontally back into the wall. We have this kind of setup in our home, the part that you can see is the t-trap (? I think is the English word for "Siphon" 😅)
Load More Replies...I don't eat while aking a s**t but I have had a mouthful of food and. finished chewing it while I've gone to take a s**t.
I sometimes do that and I didn’t know it was gross 😭 I thought it was normal to eat like a bag of chips while going to the bathroom. I guess I have to stop that habit now
Clips his nails with his teeth and sets the clippings on different countertops.
What is it with these people leaving nail clippings, used tissues, and boogers lying around? Are these folks adults or toddlers??
My ex used to bite his nails a little, then scrape them on the (rough) walls to "file them down". In his own apartment? His business. In my apartment? I did not appreciate it and would sooner resort to grabbing a clipper and cutting his nails.
She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle, leaving a dent on it.
This morning, as I was squeezing the toothpaste out, I was thinking, "It's so much easier. You can squeeze from the middle, and it doesn't matter. The tube is flexible, and it's simple to get out the stuff from the bottom." Back when the tubes were metal it was a problem, but now, with plastic tubes, it's simple.
Load More Replies...I go from the middle. Then move to the end. It's my default mode 🤷🏻♀️🤣
It's not unique, I'd take a guess and say at least 75% of people does this....
Unless you're still using up toothpaste in metal tubes from 50 years ago, it's not an issue at all.
Load More Replies...My wife's a top squeezer and I'm a bottom squeezer. Our easy solution? His and hers tubes. Then you can do what you want without repercussions.
She thinks it’s funny to show me her menstruating blood . In the shower . She will call me to the shower and set up a fake murder scene with this stuff just so I gag and she can laugh at me .
A fake murder scene? That's hilarious! Chill out. She's the one cramping, bloating, and bleeding. She finds the sliver of humor in it and runs with it. She's a keeper! It's all happening in the shower as well, so there's no clean up. She's going to bleed in there regardless, so she might as well have fun. Once she starts doing a fake murder scene in the car or the living room, complain away. Until then, you have an awesome woman.
It's good that she has a sense of humor about that monthly visit. But if it makes him uncomfortable maybe she should quit.
Bites whole a*s cartoonish chunks out of cheese we have in the fridge, I think it's funny af and we laugh about it but she's actually a rat.
My husband and kid dont eat cheese so i can do this and not one person will know, need cheese now 🤤
I live alone, but I prefer to cut off a slice or an irregular peace, to knibble on (and eat that, of course. Not leaving even crumbs).
She wears daily wear contacts. She will take them out, and leave them in random places instead of throwing them in the trash. They are a pain to clean because when they dry up, they are hard to peel off of whatever surface they are on (bathroom/kitchen sink countertops, wooden desktop, wooden filing cabinet, wooden nightstand, hardwood floors, etc.).
I clean my vacation rental and this is an incredibly common thing to find
Wasn't there a post around here where a lady would through them behind the bed? Making a mound of them..
Taking notes because I think I can use this information for the perpetration of... evil...
TIL that contacts will stick to things, would never have thought that. Also, I didn't know they exist for using one day only. Isn't that incredibly expensive? Not me, but my sister has contacts, They are for much longer use. She always cleans them very carefully and has special holders to keep them in at night. Also with a special fluid, if I'm not mistaken.
When a contact lens dries up its like a piece of glass. You can easily cut yourself on them.
He doesn't use a napkin. Like never. Not even if he is eating pizza or burguer with his bare hands. He will simply rub one hand with the other once he's finished.
Then he will proceed to use those dirty hands to either pet our dog or use the keyboard on the pc.
My BF has an affinity to paper, so napkins are a struggle. I give him cloth napkins.
my current partner is even grosser, she eats stew with her hands like she's from India or north africa or something (she's not!) ... and then has these messy hands and shirts. Soooo gross.
Hmm, maybe he needs to do the thing with glitter that they demonstrate to kindergarten children
To take his medication in pill form: He chews up a big piece of food, spits it out in a ball, shoves his medication in it, throws the ball of food back in his mouth and swallows it whole.
Or if that isn't possible, with yoghurt or jam? Way less gross than regurgitated food.
Load More Replies...As a dog, I'm confused. IT'S IN THE FOOD?? AM I BEING TRICKED AGAIN!?
Load More Replies...Everyone is different, I have given medication to patients with liquids, creams, solid food you name it. Depends on the medication and the person, although this sounds weird i guess it works for him.
I used to care for a 102 year old lady, she could only swallow her tablets on a spoonful of lime jam. Working with people with learning disabilities, adding tablets etc to food was standard practice to get them to safely swallow them. Obviously, we weren’t allowed to hide tablets in food, so they used to be added almost like a garnish!
He puts his toothbrush upside down in the holder. He's a monster. But I love him.
and more dipping into stale water possibly infested with black algae.
Load More Replies...You can buy cheap plastic covers for toothbrush heads. Just quickly looked it up on Amazon and it's £1.99 for a pack of 5.
Toothbrush head thingies are great and you get a pack of 5 for 1 euro in penneys
Leaves used q tips everywhere! His ears are the cleanest I've ever seen but still can't stand finding them in random spots days later.
Audi steals used Q-tips out of the trash. He only ever steals the naughty ones, though. He'll whip them into shape and leave them on the bathroom floor.
Do people not read warnings on packaging? It literally says on the Q-tip box not to stick in the ears.
He sometimes does not wipe his a*s after he s**ts. He says he can tell if it’s a messy one or a clean one. One time I caught him in the act and told him straight up he needed to wipe rn and prove it to me that it was clean. Y’all. He was right. It was spotless. I thought he didn’t wipe hard on purpose and I made him let me do it. Clean still. I still don’t approve.
OP is a living, breathing red flag. OP wiped he @$$ as if he were a child. If your relationship gets to that point that you can't trust your partner's word about their own hygiene, you need to see yourself out.
Eww. Wt actual Fuuuu... Why??? You made him let you wipe.....??? So basically forced him to let you dig around in his personal canyon. That's gotta be a crime.
What do you do? Watch him s**t? AND THEN proceeded to wipe his a*s? I love my SO but I do not want to see her fecal matter and I don't want her to see mine lol
When s**t has the correct consistency, a**s will stay clean in the outside. Animals dont clean their a*s and they can be dirty sometimes, but its not common in healthy ones
I know when It is a clean one, but I wipe anyway. just in case
Load More Replies...But also "I thought he didn't wipe hard on purpose and I made him let me do it". Now I'm off to vomit..!
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She grabs my belly fat and wobbles it, saying that it's cute and she doesn't care, but I still think it's her asian way of low-key fat shaming me.
Or... you *could* just tell her to stop because it doesn't make you feel good and see where the conversation and/or her actions go from there.
hmmm....if you had the belly fat when you first got together and she did that then and still does it now, she may just like it...fat feels good and jiggly and comorting to a lot of people...if you were thinner when you go together or she also is vocal about your diet, exercise, and general health, it's probably passive-aggressive fat-shaming...
Most Asian cultures don't see even a healthy weight as OK, being overweight is a big no no. I lived with a Korean woman for a few years, she was very thin and in the gym 6 days a week so she was in better shape than me. Her mother visited a few times while I lived there and would tell her "you're turning into a fat American" and that her graduating from Brown University was just OK, apparently that was not a good enough Ivy League school. Asian cultures don't hold back for the sake of someone's feelings, they'll tell you how it is. TBF if I lost half my family fleeing North Korea, I wouldn't be a ball of sunshine either.
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Mine hacks and spits into the garbage can by the laundry. I don't always get a bag into the can because it's supposed to be just for lint or paper trash. He misses a lot and the wall next to it shows.
Or he spits into the toilet and again misses.
Why. Why does he have to spit? I told him either spit outside or spit into toilet paper. I've shown him the wall, it's so gross. I no sooner get it clean and it's gross again.
Oh and he leaves his used dental picks on his desk. His garbage can is right there!
His office, I leave to him. I may make him clean the spit wall next time.
But he does do laundry and the dishes, so that's something. .
hmm no that is disgusting as f**k. I'd do a sex strike till he stops.
Please stop suggesting this, it makes us all look like we weaponize sex. F u ck's sake! However, the disrespect in this situation is disgusting b ullshi t
Load More Replies...Some guy once told me it's unhealthy to swallow your own saliva so that's why he spit everywhere. SALIVA STARTS THE DIGESTIVE PROCESS YOU DAMN LLAMA
I could cope with farting and nose picking and eating in the toilet. But not spitting. Absolutely not. (Unless you just had a bug fly into your mouth obviously)
Nearly dying from choking on stringy cheese every time she eats a mozzarella stick. She never learns.
This isn't gross, it happens. It's part of the process of eating delicious mozzarella sticks, worth it.
McDonald’s frappes & frozen cokes etc give you the worst brain breezes, so painful
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Clean his a*s in the sink after a poop! Mind you, I bought a bidet attachment that he just needs to get the plumber to connect!
Tell him to just wet the paper under the tap, then use the damp paper to wipe. That will work just as well without getting poop in the basin. For those who think this is unreasonable, no. Guys have hairy asses and it takes dozens of wipes to clean.
Wet paper will dissolve. Coconut oil works well. Keep a jar of it in the bathroom.
Load More Replies...I have a friend that does this but holds his a*s over the shower. Not as bad I guess but I questioned if he'd ever had to waffle stomp some brown down the drain...
Digs his finger in his nose multiple times to find boogers and eats them - cleaning out under his nails with his tongue.
Actually eating your boogers is good for your immune system. Don't know all the details but there is something in your boogers that boost your immune system. There was a post I want to say last year here on BP about that. I know eating boogers sound gross.
Had a classmate that would openly do this in class. We would all just stare at him, he would make eye contact and munch away.
My wife always vomits with force. It's never just "Blehgh" and a puddle on the floor. Exorcism s**t, *every* time. Last time she did it while laying on my side of the bed, and hit the far wall, the dresser, clean laundry, and the lion's share in our toy box. Took three trips to clean up all the puke because I had to step out to stop feeling sick from the smell. A very close second would be the time she had the flu and s**t herself in the tub, only losing because I was able to just hose it all away. The puke required *elbow grease*.
Nasty, yeah, but if your wife is vomitting so much is she seriously ill? Priorities?
This is a common thing with migraines. I usually get about 20 seconds warning before upchuck, so I need to get to the pan immediately. The muscles used for vomiting (and childbirth) are the same, so pooping at the same time is frequent.
She can't control that, so not her fault. I suffer the same issue, so I always dread getting sick on anything that messes with, y stomach, it feels like I'm turning inside out. I fer I'll pop a blood vessel, it is horrific. OTH, not sure if related or not, but I'm impossible to gross out. I can clean up any mess, no matter how sick or discussing, without batting an eye. Serves me well, because I can clean up, y own sick with no issues watsoever (wife says it is quite a disturbing sight).
Me too :( I have a stomach bug right now and the whole house knows it. If I try to be quiet I choke.
Load More Replies...Projectile vomiting is a sign of various medical problems. If she's vomiting for no apparent reason, that's another sign. Get her to a doctor
thank you, I was like...wait....huh? My first thought was like a regular toy box...and then I questioned if it was like an adult toy box...
Load More Replies...Have you tried putting a crucifix above the bedroom door so she has to pass below it before entering into the bedroom? That might help prevent the next case :)
Generally your poo is very watery when you have the flu, and when you vomit with force it's violently expelled.
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Watches pimple popping videos.
I do too. The videos have millions of views somethimes so we're obviously not the only ones.
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I'm getting so I am now criticizing them, as "You know you're not going to get it with just the needle, you are going to have to squeeze. Why did you needle those, they weren't anything, and now you got blood all over..."
Bites his toenails. I'm not sure whether he eats the findings or not. I don't want to know. But I cut my toenails maybe once every 6 months so we're at an impasse in regards to our toenail situations.
I had a friend that would do this. She would start out with nail clippers and I guess if she didn't get a nail correctly, then toe would go right into mouth.
My ex did not bite his toenails, but he could have - what he DID do was occasionally sniff his own feet. And not only after they had been washed. Then he'd stick his foot into my face. But I always refused to smell them - yuck!
Eat hard uncooked ramen packs like they’re goddamned rice crispy treats every day for lunch. He can get lunch if he wants to, he just doesn’t and I don’t get it.
Don't they even sell some noodles that are designed to be eaten this way at least in some countries?
This was a trend back in the 80's when I was in grade school. Nearly every single person in my class brought it for lunch. I thought it was gross, but I was the minority.
This isn't weird. It's not like eating dry pasta, instant ramen noodles are fried so it's more like eating crisps (chips for you Americans). Lots of Asians do this too.
When I was in school, I was make it to where it was not quite done so it was a little tough still. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I eat the leftover bits left in the package while cooking the rest. There's cook books out there that suggest crunching up the noodles and using them as salad toppings 😁
She poops herself all the time.
But she's had a stroke, so i don't mind at all.
sorry to hear. My partner had a similar thing (fainted) and after I cleaned her up and she saw some minor remains/evidence I shrugged and said "I've got two kids I've done this hundreds of times changing diapers so... no stress". She was super embarrassed but I just shrugged it off.
as a serial partnered person who has them on a damn conveyor belt, I can assure you that being single is AMAZING. I keep asking myself why I do it. Really, if you have an itch to scratch, that's what ONS is for, and then go ex-communicado. Living with someone is a major pain.
Load More Replies...I was thinking 'how can you be with someone like that!' on some of these post, then thought about all those people who stay in abusive relationships just from fear to be alone and this are mild inconviniances.
I can't read the entire caption on this thread either. That's three so far since yesterday. What's up with this?
With some of these you can't help thinking that their mother could have tried harder. If you don't parent your child properly, their future partners (and often bosses and colleagues) have to do it for you.
My hubby does something we call his "tummy plate." He eats bread on the couch using his tummy as a plate. I have my own loaf of bread. Lolz
I had to stop after reading a few of these confessions. This made me feel so uncomfortable. Here i am feeling gross because i sometimes run out of fresh towels and will use a hand towel 2 days longer than i usually would. Or i smear a tiny bit of eye makeup on my pillow, but won‘t change the sheets shortly after… Or i will use dry shampoo because i don’t want to wash my hair. Hmmm… 😟
as a serial partnered person who has them on a damn conveyor belt, I can assure you that being single is AMAZING. I keep asking myself why I do it. Really, if you have an itch to scratch, that's what ONS is for, and then go ex-communicado. Living with someone is a major pain.
Load More Replies...I was thinking 'how can you be with someone like that!' on some of these post, then thought about all those people who stay in abusive relationships just from fear to be alone and this are mild inconviniances.
I can't read the entire caption on this thread either. That's three so far since yesterday. What's up with this?
With some of these you can't help thinking that their mother could have tried harder. If you don't parent your child properly, their future partners (and often bosses and colleagues) have to do it for you.
My hubby does something we call his "tummy plate." He eats bread on the couch using his tummy as a plate. I have my own loaf of bread. Lolz
I had to stop after reading a few of these confessions. This made me feel so uncomfortable. Here i am feeling gross because i sometimes run out of fresh towels and will use a hand towel 2 days longer than i usually would. Or i smear a tiny bit of eye makeup on my pillow, but won‘t change the sheets shortly after… Or i will use dry shampoo because i don’t want to wash my hair. Hmmm… 😟
