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While you wouldn’t be wrong to say that places like TikTok and Reddit provide quite a bit (absolute understatement) of stuff to consume, you’d probably be surprised how much equally entertaining stuff is out there on places like Zillow.

Because this is the internet and everything by default is a thing, real estate listings that have an it factor are by definition on the table just like anything else you’d find anywhere else. Weird, funny, flashy, excessive, randomly generated—you name it, it’s probably out there. And also in this list now.

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It’s Been A While Since We’ve Seen A Nice Victorian So Here’s A Nice Victorian In New Hartford $595,000

It’s Been A While Since We’ve Seen A Nice Victorian So Here’s A Nice Victorian In New Hartford $595,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely gorgeous and shockingly lower priced, considering the condition and location of the house, current real estate market.

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Since You All Are The Best We Have Literally Never Said This Before But Here’s A Perfect Mcm 1960 Spartan Carousel That Is For Sale In Fairview, Nc For $210,000

Since You All Are The Best We Have Literally Never Said This Before But Here’s A Perfect Mcm 1960 Spartan Carousel That Is For Sale In Fairview, Nc For $210,000

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The Iconic Home From The @netflix Show @sexeducation Is For Sale For £1,500,000 In Herefordshire On 1.83 Hectares

The Iconic Home From The @netflix Show @sexeducation Is For Sale For £1,500,000 In Herefordshire On 1.83 Hectares

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks far more like a house meant to actually be lived in. I like that the rooms are different colors.

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Houses come in all shapes and sizes. And saying all is likely not too far off from being accurate. Mathematically speaking, there are an estimated 2.3 billion houses on this planet. There’s bound to be at least that many different shapes and sizes of them. At the very least, there’s quite a bit of variety. Let’s leave it at that.

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I’m Not Saying This 1898 Victorian Is My Most Favorite Zillow Gone Wild House Ever But This Is My Most Favorite Zillow Gone Wild House Ever And It Comes With A Few Surprises??? $4,500,000

I’m Not Saying This 1898 Victorian Is My Most Favorite Zillow Gone Wild House Ever But This Is My Most Favorite Zillow Gone Wild House Ever And It Comes With A Few Surprises??? $4,500,000

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#5

I Don’t Think We’ve Ever Seen A 50s Home And This One Is Still Very 50s And Even Have Has 50s Appliances But The Coolest Thing May Be These Old Gadgets In The Workshop $174,950

I Don’t Think We’ve Ever Seen A 50s Home And This One Is Still Very 50s And Even Have Has 50s Appliances But The Coolest Thing May Be These Old Gadgets In The Workshop $174,950

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#6

Here’s An 1860 43-Room Elizabethan Style Manor In Pawling, NY On 25.5 Acres That Per The Listing Comes With “Two Caretaker Homes, A Carriage House With Groom's Quarters, A Yoga Studio, A 12,000 Sq. Ft. Stable, Greenhouse And More” $6,500,000

Here’s An 1860 43-Room Elizabethan Style Manor In Pawling, NY On 25.5 Acres That Per The Listing Comes With “Two Caretaker Homes, A Carriage House With Groom's Quarters, A Yoga Studio, A 12,000 Sq. Ft. Stable, Greenhouse And More” $6,500,000

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And it’s not just the number that’s baffling, but also the variety of houses. While everyone agrees on what a house is in essence, every house is still a result of a number of factors, ranging from taste to function to practicality, all falling somewhere on the spectrum of subjective to objective… the possibilities for house manifestations are endless at this point.

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#7

Perfect Timing For This Listing After Last Weeks News $1,890,000

Perfect Timing For This Listing After Last Weeks News $1,890,000

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#8

Here’s Your Chance To Finally Live Your Best Life As A Viking In Sweden. The Viking Property Comes With A Main Residence, A Guest Residence, Multiple Guest Cabinets, Bocce Court, Handcrafted Sculpture And A Viking-Style Terrace $821,000

Here’s Your Chance To Finally Live Your Best Life As A Viking In Sweden. The Viking Property Comes With A Main Residence, A Guest Residence, Multiple Guest Cabinets, Bocce Court, Handcrafted Sculpture And A Viking-Style Terrace $821,000

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#9

Why Have A Swimming Pool When You Can Turn It Into This? $340,000

Why Have A Swimming Pool When You Can Turn It Into This? $340,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a great way to repurpose what was once a pool area, instead of using it for skating or having to fill it in.

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Houses can be unorthodox for a number of reasons. With older ones, it’s a historical legacy that might define what it is. Like this one house in Missouri looks like any other ordinary house, save for the fact that it has a very functional jail in it. Apparently, back in the late 1800s, the house was built for the town sheriff and thus was equipped with 9 cells, just like firefighters would live in fire stations.

#10

This Former Cincinnati Church Has A Very Gothy Exterior And A Really Cool Interior? From What I Understand From The Listing There Are 3 Separate Living Areas Within The Former Church And The Main Home Is Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Good? $1,649,000

This Former Cincinnati Church Has A Very Gothy Exterior And A Really Cool Interior? From What I Understand From The Listing There Are 3 Separate Living Areas Within The Former Church And The Main Home Is Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Good? $1,649,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's pretty well done, except per for the black painted exterior. Too hot come summer.

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#11

Wayne Trapp's "Chant Du Cygne" Is A Really Fun Concrete Home Built In 1970 In Concord, Oh, Per The Listing This Is The First Time Its Been On The Market In Two Decades. Currently Listed For Only?? $400,000

Wayne Trapp's "Chant Du Cygne" Is A Really Fun Concrete Home Built In 1970 In Concord, Oh, Per The Listing This Is The First Time Its Been On The Market In Two Decades. Currently Listed For Only?? $400,000

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#12

We’ve Never Said This Before But Here’s A Near Perfect Midcentury Modern In Oklahoma City, Ok. Per The Listing “The Architect Herb Greene’s “Cunningham House” Is A Landmark Mid-Century Modern Treasure Built In 1962 - Greene Studied Architecture Along With Bruce Goff And Frank Lloyd Wright, And Lectured At @uofoklahoma” Which Also Happens To Be The Best School $1,379,000

We’ve Never Said This Before But Here’s A Near Perfect Midcentury Modern In Oklahoma City, Ok. Per The Listing “The Architect Herb Greene’s “Cunningham House” Is A Landmark Mid-Century Modern Treasure Built In 1962 - Greene Studied Architecture Along With Bruce Goff And Frank Lloyd Wright, And Lectured At @uofoklahoma” Which Also Happens To Be The Best School $1,379,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the fireplace, all the curved wood used in the walls and ceilings, and the pool.

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Some houses are actually castles. Yep, this family-sized castle, dubbed the Helmer castle after violinist Max Helmer, in Michigan was listed for sale and sold for a bit over $500,000 back in 2021. Sure, you might not necessarily be a king or queen (or are you?!) but you can still enjoy a bit of medieval luxury.

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#13

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 45: Atlantic City Edition. “Casa De Cielo” Is Your Chance To Own An Actual High Rise In Atlantic City, Nj That Has 6 Floors Of Office Space And A Penthouse Residence On Top $10,900,000

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 45: Atlantic City Edition. “Casa De Cielo” Is Your Chance To Own An Actual High Rise In Atlantic City, Nj That Has 6 Floors Of Office Space And A Penthouse Residence On Top $10,900,000

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#14

This Place Is Known As The “Gatsby Barn” That Was Originally Built In 1878 And Later Owned By Musician Leon Redbone But Updated By The New Owners For Today

This Place Is Known As The “Gatsby Barn” That Was Originally Built In 1878 And Later Owned By Musician Leon Redbone But Updated By The New Owners For Today

With over 10k square feet the home also includes a 1300 sq ft event pavilion that reportedly cost over $1 million with a 22-seat bar, pizza oven, japanese hibachi tables and custom built smoker. There’s also a guest cottage as well as a carriage house $8,599,999

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The Home Of Composer Jim Steinman, Who Wrote Celine Dion’s “I’d Do Anything For Love, Total Eclipse Of The Heart And It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” As Well As Meatloaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” And Many Other Hits, Is On The Market In Ridgefield $3,950,000

The Home Of Composer Jim Steinman, Who Wrote Celine Dion’s “I’d Do Anything For Love, Total Eclipse Of The Heart And It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” As Well As Meatloaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” And Many Other Hits, Is On The Market In Ridgefield $3,950,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't get past the OP associating Celine Dion with that BONNIE TYLER classic!

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With some choices of homes, it seems like the architect simply hit the Generate Randomly button and called it a day because there isn’t much that you can say if you have a mini golf course, cave interiors, a Marilyn Monroe theme, unconventional elevation, or even a merry-go-round running in your house.

#16

Something Tells Me I Could Really See Myself Living Here $1,300,000

Something Tells Me I Could Really See Myself Living Here $1,300,000

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On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home $1,450,000

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home $1,450,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? Who would ever want this as your home? There's nothing comforting about any of this.

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On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home. This One Is In Voorburg, Netherlands And Is Currently Listed For About $475,000

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home. This One Is In Voorburg, Netherlands And Is Currently Listed For About $475,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you were to gut that and do it again, that has great potential. As it is, it looks like someone has a Marilyn fetish.

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OK, so, historical legacy and maybe having too much money aside, there’s always the reason of taste. Considering there are over 8 billion people out there, each would have something that they’d want in a home. Again, taste doesn’t really explain why there’s amusement park equipment inside your house, but I guess you can’t argue on matters of taste.

#19

Here’s A Fun 7,500 Sq Ft Home Made From Lime Stucco And Solid Fieldstone In Pine Plains, NY That Is Set On 127 Acres And Features A 26’ High Ceiling In The Living Room $25,000,000

Here’s A Fun 7,500 Sq Ft Home Made From Lime Stucco And Solid Fieldstone In Pine Plains, NY That Is Set On 127 Acres And Features A 26’ High Ceiling In The Living Room $25,000,000

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#20

Here’s A Rare Chance To Own And Live In Your Very Own Historic Pullman-Standard 1925 Rail Car (Tcry 106) In Bonner Mt For Only $249,000. Getting Railed Has Never Been Easier

Here’s A Rare Chance To Own And Live In Your Very Own Historic Pullman-Standard 1925 Rail Car (Tcry 106) In Bonner Mt For Only $249,000. Getting Railed Has Never Been Easier

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IMO the only downside would be heating/ac. It can't have much insulation.

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The First Three Words Of This Listing Were All I Needed To Know: Lucy’s Amusement Park $956,000

The First Three Words Of This Listing Were All I Needed To Know: Lucy’s Amusement Park $956,000

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Yet, other homes are built to serve a particular function. This does overlap with the idea of having a literal jail inside your basement area, but it’s in general an idea of a house being useful as more than just a home. A portion of your house can be dedicated to a venture (a bakery or store front) or even be designed to be rented as a film set or studio. In fact, there’s an entire profession dedicated to scoping these places out.

#22

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, But Actually Maybe We Can Tell A Little Bit From The Outside. Here’s A Gorgeous Manse In Utica, Mi $1,100,000

On Today’s Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, But Actually Maybe We Can Tell A Little Bit From The Outside. Here’s A Gorgeous Manse In Utica, Mi $1,100,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it me or is this house somewhat ugly? Also front and back are totally mismatching.

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We’ve Never Said This Before But Here’s An Absolutely Perfect Gorgeous Midcentury Modern In Palm Springs, Ca And You Have To Hear The History Behind It $1,850,000

We’ve Never Said This Before But Here’s An Absolutely Perfect Gorgeous Midcentury Modern In Palm Springs, Ca And You Have To Hear The History Behind It $1,850,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like, "You have to hear the history" then not being given the history or anything. Is this a copy and paste from somewhere?

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This Perfect Mcm Is Known As The “Nancy Sinatra” House Because Nancy Sinatra Once Lived There (That Was Easy) $2,950,000

This Perfect Mcm Is Known As The “Nancy Sinatra” House Because Nancy Sinatra Once Lived There (That Was Easy) $2,950,000

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me I'm not the only one who had "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" start up at the first pic. 😊

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Whatever the case is, if you boil it down to the bare bones of the definition, you can practically say a house is just a place to keep your stuff. Well said, George Carlin.

So, that is ultimately the function of a house—to keep your stuff. It doesn’t have to be anything more than that, and that is fine.

#25

Here’s A Fun Estate In Morrison, Co That’s Just 30 Minutes From Downtown Denver That Is Being Offered For The First Time Ever. Per The Listing The Architect Is The Same Architect That Designed John Denver And Other Iconic Residences In The Area $2,850,000

Here’s A Fun Estate In Morrison, Co That’s Just 30 Minutes From Downtown Denver That Is Being Offered For The First Time Ever. Per The Listing The Architect Is The Same Architect That Designed John Denver And Other Iconic Residences In The Area $2,850,000

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Here’s A Historic Castle In Downtown Kansas City That Sits On A Land Assemblage Of Up To 20 Acres (The Parcel For The Castle Itself Is 3.84 Acres)

Here’s A Historic Castle In Downtown Kansas City That Sits On A Land Assemblage Of Up To 20 Acres (The Parcel For The Castle Itself Is 3.84 Acres)

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This Home Wins The Superlative For “Most Unique Way To Show Off Your Car Collection” $500,000

This Home Wins The Superlative For “Most Unique Way To Show Off Your Car Collection” $500,000

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And speaking of stuff, there are a number of recommendations for things to have around the house—like, absolute musts. So, you can get by with essentially under roughly 100 things at your house, including furniture, appliances, tech, tools, and other conveniences. And while you can minimize it by skipping some accessories, emergency-related things like alarms might be mandated by law, so keep an eye on that.

#28

You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Las Vegas Pirate Ship Club With An Attached Indiana Jones Casita Edition $349,999

You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Las Vegas Pirate Ship Club With An Attached Indiana Jones Casita Edition $349,999

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel overstimulated just looking at the pics - I can't imagine actually living there.

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Finally, Just In Time For Christmas Here’s Your Chance To Have Your Very Own High School One Of These $599,977

Finally, Just In Time For Christmas Here’s Your Chance To Have Your Very Own High School One Of These $599,977

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…anyways Here’s A Vclc (Very Cute Lil Castle) For $500k In New Orleans

…anyways Here’s A Vclc (Very Cute Lil Castle) For $500k In New Orleans

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And if you can’t afford a house and have no idea what you’re doing in this listicle, why not share the confusion with everyone else in the comment section below. Otherwise, leave your takes on the houses seen here and hit that upvote button, and then move on to another article on the same topic.

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If You’ve Ever Looked At Your Roof And Told Yourself “I Wish I Could Mow That” Then Look No Further Than This Elverson, Pa Home On 4 Acres $450,000

If You’ve Ever Looked At Your Roof And Told Yourself “I Wish I Could Mow That” Then Look No Further Than This Elverson, Pa Home On 4 Acres $450,000

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On Todays Episode Of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home $599,000

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#33

Every Home Needs One Thing And This Hampden, Ma Has One! $299,900

Every Home Needs One Thing And This Hampden, Ma Has One! $299,900

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a fence in the kitchen - why? (That's rhetorical. I understand why, I just don't UNDERSTAND why.)

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#34

The Perfect Boathouse Doesn’t Exi— $580,000

The Perfect Boathouse Doesn’t Exi— $580,000

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#35

Britney Spears’ Childhood Home Is On The Market In Kentwood, Louisiana. Dance Studio Included. The Home Previously Sold Back In 2021 For $289k And Seems To Come With Some Of The Original Furnishings $1,200,000

Britney Spears’ Childhood Home Is On The Market In Kentwood, Louisiana. Dance Studio Included. The Home Previously Sold Back In 2021 For $289k And Seems To Come With Some Of The Original Furnishings $1,200,000

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