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I like movies, books, spaghetti, pizza, WORLD DOMINATION, dogs, wild cats, REVOLUTION, music, 👽🎥🎧🍝🍕 And many things more...

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Laura Mende (Human) • upvoted 25 items 4 months ago

“Asbestos Tastes Like Chalk”: 35 People Share Their “Don’t Ask How I Know” Random Facts

He did. The other guy wanted to be killed, but it was murder nonetheless since meiwes killed to satisfy his sexual urges.

People Are Appreciating “Home Alone” With Adult Eyes By Sharing 27 Things That Make It So Funny

Spoken by someone who has never had a child with a bed wetting issue that, most definitely, can be aggravated (encouraged if you will) by consuming too many liquids too close to bedtime. There are grown adults who still have to limit liquid intake before going to bed, you know, and it's because said liquids are going to come out while sleeping (for a myriad of reasons, not the least of which is......the amount of liquid in them).

50 Embarrassing Yet Hilarious Family Photos

Chosen as the Antichrist maybe

“Asbestos Tastes Like Chalk”: 35 People Share Their “Don’t Ask How I Know” Random Facts

But cannibalism is legal in Germany. I wonder if he killed somebody?

People Are Appreciating “Home Alone” With Adult Eyes By Sharing 27 Things That Make It So Funny

8 year old though

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

There are 7,000 islands in the Philippines. We're not doing this again, Japan.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Shouldn’t take that long… could I get young William though?

30 Outdated Parenting Myths That Too Many People Still Take For Fact

i got spanked and turned out fine other than crippling social and general anxiety dislike of certain foods i was forced to eat yeah perfectly fine

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Some wear a headset

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Everybody loves some good old propaganda

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

And it was necessary

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Drat! Wished I’d known about this earlier, now I’ll have to settle for Charles. Maybe I’ll wait for William.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Not all heroes wear capes.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Same ban existed in Italy after WWII

56 Vintage Photos Of Cats Posing With Famous People And Interesting Personalities (New Pics)

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

What?! Bitte mehr Infos...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

But wasn't he like 50 back then? I thought he was long since dead...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

My stepmother is an alien was a great movie back then!!!

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

What he saw in all those years...!!! Awesome!

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

That's like saying humans have only one leg, because some humans only have one leg. No, SOME men, unusually, and rarely, lactated. It's not normal.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

That's a clause that was put in from bitter experience.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

Reasonable

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Laura Mende (Human) • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

What?! Bitte mehr Infos...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

But wasn't he like 50 back then? I thought he was long since dead...

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

What?! Bitte mehr Infos...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

But wasn't he like 50 back then? I thought he was long since dead...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

My stepmother is an alien was a great movie back then!!!

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

What he saw in all those years...!!! Awesome!

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Laura Mende (Human) • upvoted 10 items 5 months ago

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People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

Was it? It looked a bit sad towards the end. Your team could have scored like 30 goals more over mine but it was starting to look bad.

Community-Notes-Violating-People-Fact-Check

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

Was it? It looked a bit sad towards the end. Your team could have scored like 30 goals more over mine but it was starting to look bad.

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

It was awesome!

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

And for us Germans, it was UNFORGETTABLE AND LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!

30 Of The Biggest ‘Eff You’ Moments In History

No idea why you were downvoted so I tossed you an upvote.

30 Of The Biggest ‘Eff You’ Moments In History

Can I bring snacks to share?

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

Ikea could do a similar ad with the Belgian and German flags or French and Russian flags, titled INSTRUCTIONS MATTER. ;-)

30 Of The Biggest ‘Eff You’ Moments In History

According to legend, it was a highly articulate response - just very very filthy too. This wasn't a simple "... your Mom ..." type thing.

30 Of The Biggest ‘Eff You’ Moments In History

There are still some Cossacks even in Crimea. But the Cossack nations were destroyed and Cossack peoples scattered because of the policies of the Russian Empire and, later on, various nasty goings-on inside the USSR - mostly Stalin's doing. The history is brutal and bloody and in some cases can legitimately be compared to what Hitler's lot got up to.

30 Of The Biggest ‘Eff You’ Moments In History

No one is misunderstanding you. I will see you in the afterlife muhahahaha.

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Laura Mende (Human) • commented on a post 5 months ago

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

And for us Germans, it was UNFORGETTABLE AND LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!

Laura Mende (Human) • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Which Harry Potter Is Better, Movie Or Book, And Why? (Closed)

Laura Mende (Human) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Shocking Movie Plot Twist Ever? (Closed)

Laura Mende (Human) • submitted 14 list additions 2 years ago

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Laura Mende (Human) • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Movie Or A Book That Traumatized You As A Young Child? (Closed)

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Laura Mende (Human) • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

What?! Bitte mehr Infos...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

But wasn't he like 50 back then? I thought he was long since dead...

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

My stepmother is an alien was a great movie back then!!!

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

What he saw in all those years...!!! Awesome!

Laura Mende (Human) • commented on 7 posts 5 months ago

People Online Share 35 Pictures, Which Prove That Sometimes Less Is More

And for us Germans, it was UNFORGETTABLE AND LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!

50 Funny, Relatable, And Just Silly Memes From This Instagram Account

I.C. Wiener... And then you wake up in the year 3000!

“Off The Mark”: 35 Hilarious Comics By Mark Parisi, Internet Edition

Auf deutsch: Superkalifragilistischexpialigetisch

50 Women Share The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

You have a wife and NO idea how tampons work?! That's very sad man, show some interest!

50 Women Share The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

Good for you /s ... What else?

50 Women Share The Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Mansplained To Them

You are repeating yourself... Why are you looking these posts if you don't like it?

Everyday Screw-Ups Captured In 25 Hilarious Comics By Norwegian Artist Torbjørn Lien (New Pics)

SIR Brian May! One of the few who deserve being knighted!

Laura Mende (Human) • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

"Araaa! Tu madre era un hámster y tu padre olía a bayas de saúco. Araaa!"

30 Celebrities Who Are Actually Wholesome And Are Not Just Faking It For The Press

Not quite right. She has a franconian dialect (She was born in Nürnberg or Fürth I think). Franconia is part of Bavaria (unfortunatly) but not the first thing you think of as an "bavarian" dialect. But you're right, her German is perfect!

45 Examples Of Influencers Trying To Play The Main Character But Becoming Laughing Stocks Instead

Oh my god! I saw this live back then (Ulrich Wickert is from Germany like me) and I shat my pants on his behalf... He just walked!

45 Examples Of Influencers Trying To Play The Main Character But Becoming Laughing Stocks Instead

Yeah, as a kid I did it very often. But only when Nobody was there to disturb!

45 Examples Of Influencers Trying To Play The Main Character But Becoming Laughing Stocks Instead

Symbolic deathbeds. It's "just" a memorial, but nevertheless NOT OK to walk atop of it or do some other stupid stuff...

50 Hilariously Cursed Memes Collected By This Page

"What else is there?"

Laura Mende (Human) • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

In Germany, we call this a "Elefantenrennen", an Race of Elephants.

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

You get NSU-bikes too? I thought Germany.

50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is (New Pics)

Almost 5kg... 😳

Laura Mende (Human) • upvoted 20 items 4 months ago

31 People Share Their Favorite Examples Of Massive Corporate Failure

The story behind Adidas & Puma and the rivalry between the Dassler brothers is fascinating.

50 Funny, Relatable, And Just Silly Memes From This Instagram Account

I.C. Wiener... And then you wake up in the year 3000!

50 Funny Art Memes From "Art Memes Central" (New Pics)

Well, firefighters are real, and Jesus wasn't. (He was probably a real person, but he wasn't the son of Big Sky Daddy, didn't do any "miracles", etc.) So, your comparison is facetious and spurious.

50 Funny Art Memes From "Art Memes Central" (New Pics)

People Are Appreciating “Home Alone” With Adult Eyes By Sharing 27 Things That Make It So Funny

8 year old though

People Are Appreciating “Home Alone” With Adult Eyes By Sharing 27 Things That Make It So Funny

50 Embarrassing Yet Hilarious Family Photos

Chosen as the Antichrist maybe

“Asbestos Tastes Like Chalk”: 35 People Share Their “Don’t Ask How I Know” Random Facts

But cannibalism is legal in Germany. I wonder if he killed somebody?

“Asbestos Tastes Like Chalk”: 35 People Share Their “Don’t Ask How I Know” Random Facts

He did. The other guy wanted to be killed, but it was murder nonetheless since meiwes killed to satisfy his sexual urges.

56 Vintage Photos Of Cats Posing With Famous People And Interesting Personalities (New Pics)

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Same ban existed in Italy after WWII

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

There are 7,000 islands in the Philippines. We're not doing this again, Japan.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Drat! Wished I’d known about this earlier, now I’ll have to settle for Charles. Maybe I’ll wait for William.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Shouldn’t take that long… could I get young William though?

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

And it was necessary

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Not all heroes wear capes.

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Some wear a headset

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Everybody loves some good old propaganda

30 Outdated Parenting Myths That Too Many People Still Take For Fact

i got spanked and turned out fine other than crippling social and general anxiety dislike of certain foods i was forced to eat yeah perfectly fine

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (New Pics)

What?! Bitte mehr Infos...

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